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neyobills:I pity you sha. Must have been a terrible night without electricity, huh? How do you guys cope with the heat, mosquitoes and all the noise in that jungle at night? What a life! Shitnigerians spend almost a trillion naira on fuel for generators, but with 90% surviving on less than $2 a day, very few can afford to fuel their i-better-pass-my neighbor generators. And what about those armed robbers? Hope they didn’t pay you a visit last night. Heard policemen in your country call them Oga. Look, let me know if you need some quick financial help,huh? Don’t go and feed from that dustbin again,huh? Oh my dog, $3.5 million is 10.5 Ghana Cedis. that is not too difficult to do,huh? the exchange rate is $1 for GHc3.2 Ghana cedis. so all you need to do is multiply 3.5 million by 3.2? I know shitnigerians are dumb, but not this dumb Dummy the dumb dumb![]() |
uplawal:hahahaha hospitals in Ghana are better equipped that those in MUMUdom! Your officials travel abroad even to treat common cold and catarrh! President Kuffour had a complex spinal cord surgery right here in Ghana without going abroad! You should be thinking of joining the Association of Nigerian Pr0stitutes and make some money than spend all your time spewing nonsense on nairaland ![]() Check Out Association Of Nigerian Prostitutes' Reaction To Ebola As the Ebola virus disease stirs fear among Nigerians, especially Lagosians, Prostitutes operating in the country have also issued warnings to its members over the deadly disease. The Association of Nigerian Prostitues, ANP, held a meeting on Monday, 11 August, in Lagos to deliberate on how to conduct their business at a time where the Ebola virus has become a reality in the country. The leaders of the body released a statement, instructing its members to be careful and if possible, take a temporary leave from work for the time being. The statement said, “Some of us met yesterday in Lagos to discuss on how to sensitize our members against the disease and we are calling on them to be very careful, if possible ‘hang boot’ for now till the federal government finds a lasting solution to the killer virus. “Once a member contracts the dreaded virus, the entire country is in trouble, and to avoid that, we want both customers and patrons to be very careful. We will still be meeting in Agege, Lagos on Wednesday to campaign against the killer disease, but we are still using this medium to call on all members of ANP to be guided accordingly as the government battles to conquer the disease.” |
uplawal:shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarap ediot! your shitnigerian women are being trafficked abraod as sex slaves and you are here talking nonsense? I suspect you are one of those baby factory women sef, foooooooooooooool who gives a fvck about shitnigerian "investment"? we don't need shitnigerians in our country! such an ediotic bunch! arrant crap! |
Whatever you are smoking must be very strong stuff. pawpaw leaves, I reckon. Yes, nigayrian GDP is 100 trillion dollars and Ghana's GDP is $1, but let me tell you a few home truths,MUMU! Life expectancy in $1 GDP Ghana is not 52 years Ghana's GDP is only $1, yet there are no baby factories; Ghana's GDP is just $1, yet there are no boko haram or militants, no food or job stampedes Ghana's GDP is just $1, yet every nigayrian company is rushing to do business in that country. Ghana's GDP is just $1, yet the government provides free meals to school children across the country as well as free uniforms, something your $100 trillion economy cannot do. Ghana's economy is just $1, yet 70 of its people have access to electricity, compared with 120 milion in your $100 trillion GDP economy who don't have access to electricity in Ghana's economy is just $1 yet millions of your long-suffering apes are rushing to the country. do you know the number of calls I receive each day from your fellow MUMUs desperate to port to Ghana? Ghana's GDP is $1, yetpeople don't eat from the dustbin grin Ghana's GDP is $1, yet I can sleep at night with my two eyes firmly shut here, something that is considered a luxury in your $100 trillion GDP zoo grin grin grin hahahahaha Ghana's GDP is $1, yet thousands of you long-suffering apes are going there for education! Ghana's GDP is $1, yet youth unemployment is not 90% grin Ghana's GDP is $1, yet flights from your country land in that country than anywhere else in the world ![]() Can anyone tell me how many nigerians have access to electricity, potable water, motorable roads, personal security, quality education, health care? What is the infant mortality rate in nigeria? What is the maternal mortality rate? ![]() fuckeduppedness nonsense upon nonsense![s] neyobills:[/s] |
as if we give a fvck about fooools like you. if you want e-fight we will give it to you pressed down and shaken together, modafaka! we don't start insults, but if you insult us ................................... hahahahahaha fuckeduppedness. go and ask your fellow apes neyobills: |
Buoyantic:Try and liberate the sick and generator fumes compromised thing you call brain before you talk because you sound like a damn f00l! demented bleached albino. damn fugly fooooooooooooool |
neyobills:Whatever you are smoking must be very strong stuff. pawpaw leaves, I reckon. Yes, nigayrian GDP is 100 trillion dollars and Ghana's GDP is $1, but let me tell you a few home truths,MUMU! Life expectancy in $1 GDP Ghana is not 52 years Ghana's GDP is only $1, yet there are no baby factories; Ghana's GDP is just $1, yet there are no boko haram or militants, no food or job stampedes Ghana's GDP is just $1, yet every nigayrian company is rushing to do business in that country. Ghana's GDP is just $1, yet the government provides free meals to school children across the country as well as free uniforms, something your $100 trillion economy cannot do. Ghana's economy is just $1, yet 70 of its people have access to electricity, compared with 120 milion in your $100 trillion GDP economy who don't have access to electricity Ghana's economy is just $1 yet millions of your long-suffering apes are rushing to the country. do you know the number of calls I receive each day from your fellow MUMUs desperate to port to Ghana? Ghana's GDP is $1, yet people don't eat from the dustbin Ghana's GDP is $1, yet I can sleep at night with my two eyes firmly shut here, something that is considered a luxury in your $100 trillion GDP zoo ![]() hahahahaha Ghana's GDP is $1, yet thousands of you long-suffering apes are going there for education! Ghana's GDP is $1, yet youth unemployment is not 90% Ghana's GDP is $1, yet flights from your country land in that country than anywhere else in the world ![]() Can anyone tell me how many nigerians have access to electricity, potable water, motorable roads, personal security, quality education, health care? What is the infant mortality rate in nigeria? What is the maternal mortality rate? ![]() fuckeduppedness nonsense upon nonsense! |
crass crap! which's better? eating kenkey and bread or eating from the dustbin? ![]() Dinner From A Lagos Dustbin ![]() Written by Ugochukwu Ejinkeonye Dinner From A Lagos Dustbin By Ugochukwu Ejinkeonye scruples2006@yahoo.com https://www.nigerialinks.com/images/stories/dustbin-dinner1.jpg ![]() http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/articles/ugochukwu-ejinkeonye/dinner-from-a-lagos-dustbin-18.html It was a very beautiful evening in Lagos. I was in the car, waiting for my wife to get her bag from her office so we could go home together. Then, I saw him, as he passed, looking very hungry and haggard. The general consensus here is that he is not mad. At least, not yet. He is clearly traumatized by the impossible condition in which he struggles to exist each day. Suddenly, his hungry eyes caught the dustbin, outside the office complex, a few meters away from where my car was packed. He appeared so elated at his find. His face creased into an awful gesture, which he probably meant to be a smile. Then, with a quickened pace, he made for the dustbin, and began to desperately rummage in it, among its decayed, putrid, stinking contents. He seemed afraid that someone might come out to drive him away before he was through. An idea occurred to me immediately. Nigerians ought to share this heart-rending image with me. Yes, my camera was at the backseat, I remembered. I quickly reached for it, and with a greater part of me hid behind the windshield, I took two shots of him while he was still busy searching and collecting some items triumphantly. Then my third shot caught him as he made to move away with his booty. And within a few minutes, he went down the street and was gone. This, too, is a Nigerian. Like you and I. Like Umar Musa Yar'Adua. Like David Mark. Like Patricia Etteh. Like Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo (the founder/father of Modern Nigeria). Like National Assembly Members. Like former State Governors. Like former ministers and Super Special Advisers. Like some Local Government Chairmen. All now incredibly wealthy after just a few years of "self-less to the nation"! If this hapless Nigerian had heard that houses are renovated and/or upgraded in Abuja with a mere " paltry sum" of N628 million, he didn't show it. He was just content to invade the dustbins, to fill his stomach with its putrid contents, until life, his life, reaches a T-junction, where, his candle would be cruelly extinguished by the violent wind of the unspeakable callousness of Nigerian leaders. By the way, is Umaru Dikko reading this? That is the reality of present day Nigeria. And make no mistake about it, there are several others like him out there, who would never have anything to eat today, until they are able to find a dustbin rich enough to yield them a meal. Perhaps, this fellow voted in the last election. Perhaps, he did not. But those who are supposed to take care of him are out there in Abuja and other points of power engaging in unspeakable profligacy, with the commonwealth, from which they have carefully insulated him. While he dies slowly, and miserably. What a nation. [s] neyobills:[/s] |
biggest economy my azz. such gullible and plain stvpid modafakas! no wonder chukwumerije described these apes and f00ls as educated illiterates! MUMU-in-Chief! The largest GDP and all sh1t! ![]() Let me break thing down to your level, goat. ![]() GDP is the aggregate of the value of goods and services produced within a specific jurisdiction. So in the case of MUMUgeria, revenues from oil drives your GDP. So with high oil prices, your coiuntry’s GDP will naturally rise, even without you guys lifting a finger! The the reality of your so-called large GDP is junk! ![]() You know how things are with oil revenues in your sh1thole,right? Your sh1thole is one of the world's most corrupt nations,huh? Answer yes sir,dog. ![]() By the time Goodluck Jonathan, his ape-looking wife, IBB take their share of the so called large GDP; OBJ will remove his own; Abdulsalami Abubakar will take his cut; Atiku and Tinubu will take their share, Danjuma will collect his own, even Buhari go collect na; your thieving governors and their officials will take their share, the remainder of your GDP is nothing to write home about! ![]() MUMu by the time the leftover of your so-called large GDP is shared among the rest of you 200 suffering masses, apes like you won’t even see a kobo Why do you think its difficult to provide water, electricity, health care, jobs etc etc in your sh1thole? Hahahaha mad dog largest GDP on paper GDP nko, PDP ni?[s] neyobills:[/s] |
what exactly is this magg0t's problem? What wrong did Ghana do by donating to three ebola -infected countries? have you seen the $3 million your govt claimed it gave to the 3 countries? I see most shitnigerians have huge inferiority complex issues and suffer from emotionally unstable disorder! why should a fooool from MUMUdom have a problem with Ghana donating to the three countries? how many afrucan countries have made donations to the 3 countries? how is it Ghana's fault that your apehole is a zoo? Being tethered to a bottom-dwelling sh-ithole could indeed be very, very frustrating. But that’s no excuse for your fuelish behavior. Stinkin, fvckin stu-pid basta-rd, scammer, spammer,419ner Why don’t you jump off a cliff or go take a gas shower? Vulture-eating wizard with a brain of a two-day old baby! Kiss my arse, ugly bas-tard! [s] neyobills:[/s] |
How is this nigeria-related? i thought this is a nigerian site,huh? MzHolly: |
BankuTilapia2:hahahahaha modafaking MUMUs. cowardly bastardz who deserve to be whacked ediots who live in glass houses and yet always want to throw stones ![]() |
BankuTilapia2:Great stuff Great stuff. the Best 7 great years in that place! |
BankuTilapia2:hahahahaha welcome, Banku. That is the Odadee spirit ![]() |
cantell:so much mental instability in the sh1thole what a shame |
cantell:Whack a con! dirty, ugly pig! Is it my fault your country is so phucked? You better find something to do with your miserable life, maggot! Undernourished, undereducated, unemployable eediot! |
uplawal:the dishonour of being traffiucked abroad as a sex slave http://www.channelstv.com/home/2013/06/24/nigerian-girls-scattered-abroad-as-sex-slaves/ the dishonour of being born in a zoo https://www.nairaland.com/1314695/it-only-zoo-called-nigeria |
Kidnapping is the second most lucrative industry after oil. LOL. 42 nigerans are unemployed! 34 million nigerians have no access to toilet and thus defecate in the open. LOL. Life expectancy is a miserable…..wait for it……52! LOL. More than 90% survive on less than $2 a day. Today, Nigerian imports every single item, including toothpicks! LOL. ![]() Dummies, what name do you give to a country of kidnappers, ritualists, pr0stitutes,419ners, scammers and spammers, terrorists, militants, armed robbers, book haram, friggin eediots rule? A country where nothing works? ![]() [s] neyobills:[/s] |
BankuTilapia2: hahahahaha sh1thole country fileld with hookers, scam artistes and robbers LAGBAJA SAYS NIGERIANS ARE MUMUS FOOLS ![]() http://fabmagazineonline.com/fab-outburst-nigerians-are-mumus-fools-lagbaja/ This artist has thrilled us over the years with amazing afro-infused renditions and Nigerians have come to love him so much. His outburst was in support of an article by Okey Ndibe. The question is why would he now call Nigerians fools? Read Lagbajas letter to Nigerians below and also the original piece by Okey Ndibe right after: Dear Okey Ndibe: Thank you for sounding the alarm in a way that should make us reflect deeper. Mumu is not a condition I proudly proclaim. It was with a heavy heart that I came to this shocking realization that we are indeed a country of mumus. Harsh as it might sound, no other explanation would suffice. It is apparent that the “leaders” know that they would always get away with whatever incredible schemes they concoct because, amongst other reasons, (a) the mumu people they “lead” are no different from their mumu “leaders” in character (b) the mumu people are gullible, superstitious and naive (c) there are no consequences for criminal acts if you belong to the right group (d) these mumus never demand accountability from their “leaders” (e) the mumus expect their rulers to loot or would otherwise consider them foolish Apologies for the seeming overgeneralization but the vast majority runs with this mumu mindset. There is a limit to how much one can squeeze into a song before sounding less music than sermon. Please permit me to expatiate using your perimeter of “recent events in the past week or two”. For simplicity I would use a numbered list to analyze and highlight a few seemingly disparate but absurd mumurity examples and indicators. 1. 5 members trying to impeach a governor would make you think there are probably only 6 or 7 members of the House of Assembly. According to the assembly’s website there are 31 members. For mumus, 5 out 31 constitutes a majority. 2. In the land of mumus you can make your own mace and confer it with automatic authority, elect a “new Speaker” and swear him in. 3. No single hospital in Nigeria to entrust the unfortunately injured member with. He had to be flown to the UK. 4. Flown abroad … likely on tax payers’ account 5. Treated … likely on tax payers’ account 6. Visited by officials… likely on tax payers’ account (business or first class tickets?) 7. Nyesom Wike the Minister of State who led the visit was until recently the Governor’s (Amaechi’s) Chief of Staff. He was allegedly nominated for the Ministerial position by Governor Amaechi. 8. Shouldn’t the mumus wonder how Nyesom Wike as Minister of State for Education found the time for this all important trip while abandoning his post in spite of the raging crisis in his ministry with the Academic staff union of Nigerian universities currently on strike? Well the mumu staff and students can rot in hell I guess. |
cantell:you are the most phucked person in the whole wide world. Clueless, bombastic and fuelish Vulture-eating wizard with a brain of a two-day old baby! Kiss my arse, ugly bas-tard! Can anyone tell me how many nigerians have access to electricity, potable water, motorable roads, personal security, quality education, health care? What is the infant mortality rate in nigeria? What is the maternal mortality rate? Whack a con! dirty, ugly pig! Is it my fault your country is so phucked? You better find something to do with your miserable life, maggot! You can join the kidnappers association and do what millions of your demonic countrymen are doing,huh? People are kidnapped for gala and coke in your sh1thole ![]() |
cantell:honour to you ugly, cowardly, mindless, downright evil subhumans! hahahaha damn! shitnigeria is a sh1thole. end of story! ape-hole country the armpit of the world the largest country of apes uncivilised hell hole inhabited by primitive azzwipes ![]() |
ducii:what is the spastic magg0t saying? so how did you arrive at the $1,000, dog? I guess they bought the items from you smelly azz? even the fuel for the presidential jet as well as the military transport planes that delivered the items are worth thousands of dollars, magg0t. The Ghanaian govt is poor? yet your "rich" govt can't feed your fellow apes who resort to eating from the dustbin in your sh1thole? arrant crap! no wonder you people smell like bush rats full of inferiority complex, chei! Many Nigerians Smell – Uti Nwachukwu http://www.dailypapersng.com/commentary/16-entertainment/13518-many-nigerians-smell-uti-nwachukwu Many Nigerians Smell – Uti Nwachukwu ABISOLA ALAWODE — Oct 3, 2014 | 12 Comments When you read this headline, the first thing you think is “how can he say such an offensive thing?” TV host Uti Nwachukwu made his feelings known in a recent article (TATTLES has shortened it, due to limited space constraints). “Yes, my fellow Nigerians. Quite a number of you smell. Be it body or mouth odour, but it has become a threat to social existence in our society, because some of you are so selfish and too wicked to bother about personal hygiene. “With or without anti-perspirants, shave your armpit hair. “Mouth odour is an epidemic. Is it our food or our weather? Are people using cheap toothpaste? What is it? If I meet 10 people in a day at least seven of them have some kind of funny breath. “For those of you with mouth odor, please follow this rules. “Rule number 1. Abeg, do not use your toothbrush for more than a month. Use good toothpaste o, fluoride toothpaste. Use dental floss. You no sabi use floss? Search for the instructions on YouTube. Use Mouth-wash frequently. Tongue-scrapper/cleaner comes in handy as well. “During the day buy and chew the sugar-free healthy mint gums if you go out to socialise. You can’t go wrong! So that’s it o!! I’ve done my part to help you people o. I’m neither a doctor nor a health specialist, I’m just a guy who has had experiences and does not joke with personal hygiene – whether it concerns me or others.” |
talkintruth:load of fvcking sh1rt! bla bla bla load of fvcking sh1t! ludicrously stvpid madafaka from a tribe of chimpanzee! shitnigeria is a crazy asylum filled with lunatics of every persuasion I pity this frustrated f00l, the damn fugly dog! What are you doing in Ghana if you hate the country so much, f00l Thank god for ediots like you. we will continue to flush your type down the toilet! Being Ghanaian is an honour so deal with it, stvpid fvck! I guess you are fvcking drunk from inhaling too much generator fumes,huh? Damn fvcking magg0t!
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neyobills:Ghana is at the epicentre of ebola? your tiny fragile brain has further been damaged by inhaling generator fumes,huh? such a pity |
Joel3:hahaha a baboon in the shitnigerian zoo! LWKMD! who doesn't know nigayria is a jungle filled with apes and cannibals?stvpid weed-smoking punk! sambisa forest magg0t!LOL |
Joel3:I blame the dirty thing that opened its legs 2 give birth to a rat like u! |
NaijaPikinGidi: Truth hurts. No ill-intentions. It's the gospel truth that we rescued ships in your waters!what fuelish truth?Ghana has recorded the least number or pirate attacks in west africa due to excellent work by its navy! |
ALKARULEZ615: here comes anoda I.diot from Ghanafuelish shitnigerian goat! apehole! |
what a shame