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Family / Re: Who Can Relate To This.. My Mom Is A Toxic Person by Crunchyg2: 11:13am On Oct 16, 2021
ramatuoyiza:
Thanks.. Will take heed henceforth.. I appreciate the concern
Are you a Muslim or a Christian?
Celebrities / Re: Actor Kanayo & E-money Party With Obi Cubana to Celebrate "The Man Of The Year' by Crunchyg2: 10:58am On Oct 16, 2021
zaraola:
Where is Airforce1, he has not been hyping Emoney of late, may be e no favour him, he should switch to Obi cubana, the man of the moment, this one fit favour him.
Meanwhile hope he is okay, it's been a while grin
You just dey find trouble up and down
Romance / Re: What Is That Thing That You Cannot Do Without In A Day by Crunchyg2: 8:45am On Oct 16, 2021
Surfing Nairaland

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Romance / Re: I Want To Buy Xvideos Channel Pls Advice Me by Crunchyg2: 8:44am On Oct 16, 2021
ScorpionStudio:


No blame me bro ,I just dey struggling since school days now graduate no work and nothing so sad
Oga this is not an excuse. You said you are a video editor, my question is is it only porn that you saw to edit. Can't you think of other areas, there is comedy skits and the rest. Why porn. Think outside the box you will see other things not just porn
Romance / Re: My Married Ex Girlfriend Disturbs Me For Money For The Upkeep Of Her Newborn by Crunchyg2: 7:35am On Oct 16, 2021
handsomeyitayo:
really... Even I still have some of them my ex girlfriends asking me for money...I wonder why their boyfriend don't give them
My brother this is a simple case and this life is simple too. Anytime she calls you, if you have give her and if it's when you don't have let her know. Remember that you are the one giving now doesn't necessarily mean you will continue to don't be, the tables can turn tomorrow and she will be the one to save you. So be deceived thinking every condition is permanent
Romance / Re: +18: I Need Urgent Help [Picture] by Crunchyg2: 6:46pm On Oct 14, 2021
Nurarabe:

Mtn night plan
How much for the night plan?
Health / Re: FG To Create Mass Vaccination Sites In Universities, Churches, Others by Crunchyg2: 6:01pm On Oct 14, 2021
How come during palliatives. They never thought of spreading it to churches and schools to reach every body. Can you now see the kind of leaders you have?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Who Knows When 2021 WAEC Paper Marking Will Start by Crunchyg2: 9:35pm On Oct 13, 2021
rhemarhemzy:
They already have examiners who do the marking, expect she knows someone that has been marking. she can do coordination.
Ok thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Who Knows When 2021 WAEC Paper Marking Will Start by Crunchyg2: 8:15pm On Oct 13, 2021
rhemarhemzy:
The marking will start on the 21st of oct. till 8th of nov.
Thanks, how can one partake in it. Thanks in advance
Romance / Re: +18: I Need Urgent Help [Picture] by Crunchyg2: 9:57am On Oct 11, 2021
daddio:


You are welcome.

You dial *312# to subscribe, pick the 3rd option.
You can do it repeatedly for 5times
Does doing it repeatedly mean that you will spend 125 to get 1250mb. If so what is the time frame before it expires . Is it up to 1 month?
Romance / Re: +18: I Need Urgent Help [Picture] by Crunchyg2: 6:52am On Oct 11, 2021
daddio:


Airtel

N25 for 250Mb
Ok thanks
Romance / Re: +18: I Need Urgent Help [Picture] by Crunchyg2: 10:03pm On Oct 10, 2021
daddio:


I don't watch football boss.

I'll rather wait till past 12 in the night to search/watch and download useful tutorials on YouTube.


Which data plan do you use?
Romance / Re: +18: I Need Urgent Help [Picture] by Crunchyg2: 9:58pm On Oct 10, 2021
Nurarabe:
that's what I do every night
What data plan do you use?
Romance / Re: WOW! You Guys Should Respect This Guy [Picture] by Crunchyg2: 9:51pm On Oct 10, 2021
iLegendd:


Let's watch out and see how it goes.
No wahala, I dey wait baba, I trust you
Romance / Re: WOW! You Guys Should Respect This Guy [Picture] by Crunchyg2: 9:36pm On Oct 10, 2021
iLegendd:
This coin is going parabolic. Let me go take some profit.
Legend share the crypto secret na make we follow make small money na
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Who Knows When 2021 WAEC Paper Marking Will Start by Crunchyg2: 9:08pm On Oct 10, 2021
banjul01:
Someone told me it would start on Oct 15.
Ok please confirm the authenticity of that date and get back to the house. Thanks
Religion / Re: Is Smoking A Sin? by Crunchyg2: 1:09pm On Oct 10, 2021
haddeylium:


Firstly, Smoking is a degrading action that harms and defiles a person’s body. Paul reminded the Corinthian that Christians must cleanse themselves of ‘every defilement of the flesh’.

“2 Corinthians 7:1 Therefore, since we have these promises, beloved ones, let us cleanse ourselves of every defilement of flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God”

It's a common knowledge that smoking is very addicting. It contains nicotine acts as a stimulant as well as a depressant. Smoking delivers nicotine to the brain quickly and repeatedly.


Smoking is lethal and being enslaved to any lethal habit that enslaves someone is not the best way to give your ‘all’ to almighty God.
Smoking kills at a faster rate than coronavirus. Averagely, 6millons people die every year because of this habit.

God teaches us to have a proper view of our life, our body, and our faculties. His Son, Jesus, pointed to this when he said:

“You must love Jehovah your God with your whole heart and with your whole soul and with your whole mind.” Matthew 22:37

Clearly, God wants us to make good use of our life and body and to treat them with respect.

If you want to learn about the true God and his promises and what he has done for us. Even, tips on how to overcome the addiction (if any). Visit JW.ORG
Please I want to ask you. Have you seen the place that the scripture said what defiles a man is not what goes inside his body but what comes out. I asked this because of the first scripture you quoted that talked about defilement
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Who Knows When 2021 WAEC Paper Marking Will Start by Crunchyg2: 6:34am On Oct 10, 2021
Udoboss:


Waec second series is starting November.... Time table is out...

Registration 18+
Thanks for the mention but if I may ask, what do you mean by second series?
Jobs/Vacancies / Please Who Knows When 2021 WAEC Paper Marking Will Start by Crunchyg2: 3:07pm On Oct 09, 2021
Please I am interested in knowing when 2021 WAEC marking will start as I have a sister who is interested in marking the papers. Please anyone with information should let me know on time by quoting me. Thanks

Modified:
News reaching me is that the coordination starts on Friday 22 Oct for Assistant Examiners AE. You can go as a gate crasher with your credentials and NYSC cert if you didn't register before now
Politics / Re: Soldiers Attempt To Arrest Woman Wearing Biafra Outfit (Video, Photos) by Crunchyg2: 2:15pm On Oct 09, 2021
helinues:


See, let me tell you what some of you guys don't actually aware of or know, those things you called stubbornness are simply foolishness.

Know that and have peace
Oga let me actually school you. Biafra was never proscribed but ipob was. All igbos are biafrans but not all igbos are Igbos. So know the difference. We should be wiser than this. What Agu and this woman are putting on is owned by Biafra and not ipob. So they have the right since Biafra was never proscribed

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Family / Re: A Single Dad Needs A Woman by Crunchyg2: 2:08pm On Oct 09, 2021
faithfull18:

This advice should go to the male who started it. Why is it that when a male and female have a fight. You guys are all over advising the lady even when the root of the fight is from the guy.

It's unfair.
What are you talking about. I only corrected the context she used a word and she understood. I don't understand, who is talking about fight here. Do I look like I have time to come online to notice who is fighting who?

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Family / Re: A Single Dad Needs A Woman by Crunchyg2: 12:46pm On Oct 09, 2021
Klass99:


I have heard o!

I am sure you will think and feel differently about the phrase, the day you make a comment and one of your fellow men attack you with insults and call you a simp, for no good reason other than the fact that they disagree with your view.

If the person uses it out of context, then I will also call him to order, but it's one thing to call somebody to order and it's another thing for the person to adhere. Have a wonderful weekend


Family / Re: A Single Dad Needs A Woman by Crunchyg2: 12:21pm On Oct 09, 2021
Klass99:


Different strokes for different folks o! This is my definition, feel free to come up with yours and use it as you deem fit. No be fight matter
I can see you are too stubborn. With these mindset, you will find it difficult to learn. Try and stay humble sometime

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Family / Re: A Single Dad Needs A Woman by Crunchyg2: 12:19pm On Oct 09, 2021
Klass99:


Lol grin, are you trying to be funny? Have you never seen that phrase used on NL upandan by men to insult and demean their fellow men?

Simp, for me means a lot of things like simpleton, fool, half wit, slowpoke, idiot and more.

And when I use it on NL in reference to anyone or a topic I usually mean;

1. The weak men here who tell vicious lies about others in a bid to humiliate them and do not take rejection very well. I'm sure you've seen the two I talked about on this thread already - there are threads/posts which prove this simping trait of theirs I didn't peddle lies about them.

2. The weak men who lack basic respect,bully, attack, insult and antagonize others, when they weren't provoked or attacked by the other person first.

3. The foolish men who say Nigerian girls are useless all of them, but when there is a giveaway thread by a Nigerian woman they still run to it begging for her 5k and begging to be selected as a beneficiary of her goodwill.

4. The same foolish men who say Nigerian girls are useless and insult them upandan this forum, but go offline to still sleep with them and even have children with them outside wedlock, some do inside wedlock. If we are all useless avoid us nah!

5. The weak and foolish men who applaud the saying that all Nigerian girls are useless, but the moment another simp like them qualifies it to say Igbo or Yoruba girls are very useless, they come out in full force like a battle cry has been sounded to defend their tribes/ethnicity. Forgetting they previously agreed with the nonsense that all Nigerian girls are useless. Abi are the women from their ethnicity not Nigerian again?

6. The moronic men who stay silent when a woman is being insulted by their fellow man BUT the moment that woman hits back at the man who first insulted her, they come out to address the woman, saying all of sorts of rubbish. I usually tell them to maintain the same silent energy they did, now that the script has been flipped on the troublemaker.

These are the real SIMPS to me, not the NL definition most men use.

Simp has one meaning. Learn to always use it for the right context and not just use it for whatsoever reason you want. Your usage of it up there was just off. Learn to know when to use it or chose something else to use next time

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Family / Re: A Single Dad Needs A Woman by Crunchyg2: 12:17pm On Oct 09, 2021
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Family / Re: A Single Dad Needs A Woman by Crunchyg2: 10:59am On Oct 09, 2021
Klass99:


I need to be ghetto with some of these cunts o! Like seriously, wtf is their problem with female monikers on this forum?

Did you see where I said I am so sick and tired of simps attacking female users here without any provocation or justification?

They get bolder in peddling lies, insulting and trying to take down women (especially ones they don't like) because we are constantly being told to just ignore, no need to reply, don't take it seriously etcetera

Well today is not the day o! I will clap back at any bastaard who takes a shot at me. What nonsense? Like who the hell do these simps think they are?
Please what is the meaning of simp, because I see you use it alot?
Romance / Re: I Went On A Romantic Date In Lagos And Was TREATED This Way Because I Had No Man by Crunchyg2: 8:39am On Oct 09, 2021
1stExplorer:
Have you experienced this before?! Let me here it all!
This is all trash. Instead of begging us to help you watch your YouTube video to increase your rating, you are here talking nonsense. Who do you think you want to deceive ?
Literature / Re: How to review a book professionally by Crunchyg2: 8:21pm On Oct 08, 2021
GUIDELINES ON HOW TO EXCEPTIONALLY REVIEW A BOOK
Note: You must read these guidelines thoroughly before proceeding to review your book
Reviews must, therefore, comply with all of the guidelines below. They are not merely suggestions. Please follow all instructions well
Points to use in Summarizing your review
1. Careful reading

2. Brief summary

3. Book title (Must be in italics) you can check the samples you read to confirm

4. Author's name (The full names with the title. Eg Dr. Chief etc. If they have it in their name but if not, just write their name like that)

5. Positive aspects

6. Negative aspects

7. Rating

8. Justification of rating

9. Recommendation

10. Errors

In summarising your book (review) you must make sure that the summary must have at least five paragraphs like the way it is in the samples sent to you.Tip: A review could consist of five paragraphs, as follows: paragraph 1, summary; paragraph 2, positive aspects; paragraph 3, negative aspects; paragraph 4, rating; and paragraph 5, recommended audience. You can go back to the sample and check you will see that the writers followed this steps to derive their summary. You may opt to add more paragraphs, but do not add lengthy discussions of matters unconnected with the book.
The review should be in flowing text. Do not use headings as you can see from the review samples. The minimum length is 400 words, or 300 words for children's books.
The maximum length is 800 words.

Read the whole book carefully. Do not skim read or use any speed reading technique of any kind.

EXPLAINING FURTHER THE POINTS AND HOW TO INFUSE THEM DURING WRITING YOUR SUMMARY.(If you check the samples you will see how the writes infused these points smoothly in different paragraphs of their summary . Your paragraph must be a space gap before you start writing again
Positive and negative points
What was good about the book? Mention at least one positive point. (If it was so bad that you can find nothing good to say about it, you must state this explicitly).
What was not good about the book? Mention at least one negative point. (If it was so good that you cannot find any negative point, you must state this explicitly).

Support your commentary with specific examples from the book.

Title and author
The title must appear at least once in the body of the review, in italics every time.
The author's name must appear at least once in the body of the review. It must be in plain text (not italics) and spelled correctly. The complete name as it appears on the book cover should be mentioned at least once; titles (e.g., Dr, Major, and Mr.), name suffixes (e.g., Jr., Sr., and III) and credentials (e.g., PhD, MBA, and MD) need not be included. The author's name should be correctly spelled every time that it is mentioned. Either the author's surname or given name may be used within the review (as long as the complete name is mentioned at least once), but only one should be used throughout the review to avoid confusion. Nicknames should not be used to maintain professionalism.

Notes:
Do not use a separate heading for the title.
In principle, the whole review should be in plain text apart from the title and rating. Italics should additionally be used in line with common practice, for example for foreign words, and for other book and series titles. However, if a review contains whole sentences or paragraphs in bold or italics, it will be marked as not adhering to the guidelines.

Rating (1, 2, 3 or 4 out of 4 stars)
Include your rating in the body of the review, using the format "x out of 4", such as with the statement, "I rate this book 3 out of 4 stars" (with the rating in bold print). You can write the rating in words such as "two out of four" or figures, such as "2 out of 4". You can include the word "stars" after the rating or not. When the word "stars" is included, it should be in bold.

Notes:
The following rating formats are not acceptable: "3/4", "three stars out of four", "three stars of four stars", "3 stars", and "three stars". To avoid confusion, the final rating should be mentioned only once in the review.
Do not use a separate heading, or fragment, for the rating.

If a book does not seem to have been professionally edited, and if you find more than ten errors, do not give it a perfect four out of four rating. It is not acceptable to claim a book was professionally edited and give it four out of four just because an editor is mentioned in any part of the book. It does not matter whether the book really was professionally edited or not; what matters is whether it seems like it to you from reading it.

Briefly explain why you gave the rating you did. For instance, if you gave three stars, briefly explain why you didn't give four or two. Make sure the rating is justified. As an extreme example, if there is only one error, that cannot be used as the only basis for deducting one star.

Recommendation
Explain to what kind of people, readers, or audiences you think the book would most appeal. If there are any specific audiences that you would recommend do not read the book, mention and explain that as well. Avoid overly general recommendations like "this book is for everyone".

Notes:
Do not write "this book is unsuitable for children" in cases where it is unlikely that the book could be taken for a children's book.
You are not required to mention sexual and religious content or profanity unless they are significant to some other aspect of the review.

Errors
You are not required to mention the errors in the book in your review. You might mention them if they are relevant to the rating, for example. You may list examples if this supports a particular point you are making, but this is not required.

However, if you do not notice a single typo, spelling or grammar error while reading the book, then please explicitly state in the review that the book was exceptionally well edited. You do not need to use the exact words "exceptionally well edited"; you can use your own words. (You can always refer to your review samples for clarity).

Remember you are required to have a writing pad and a pen with you when reading the book to write down any profanity, erotic or religious content, mistakes, misspellings, grammatical errors. seen in the book and the exact page where they can be found. E.g "John told James Bleep you - page 13", hope you do understand because you will send them differently so that the pages where all these mistakes were discovered can easily be traced and corrected. You do not need to list these mistakes in the text of your review. You may mention these aspects if they are relevant to a required component of the review, normally the recommendation. For example, it's relevant to say that a book is suitable for a mature audience because it contains explicit sex scenes. Any error in a reported speech shouldn't be considered as an error. So these are the main areas you need to write down in your writing pad and their pages. 1. Any Profanity / Vulgar .2. Any grammatical error. 3. Any misspelling. 4. Any typo/error . 5. Religious content. Any sexual explicit content. Write the sentence down and the page it was found and keep aside because that will be submitted too for corrections to be made.

Once the review is completed. The review must meet all the guidelines stated above, using the review samples as template. including but not limited to being at least 5 paragraphs and being properly spellchecked, and proofread. Then you get your reward.
Note: That if you submit a review that followed all the guidelines and is well written, more books will continue to be given to you to review and reward will go up.

Deadlines: it takes minimum of 4 days and maximum of 7 days to read, review and send your review. Anything after 7 days from the day the book was sent to you, will reduce your rating and might be rejected.
Make sure you do everything you need to do accordingly to review more books and more rewards.
Literature / How to review a book professionally by Crunchyg2: 8:21pm On Oct 08, 2021
You are welcome. Check them out below.
By the way if you would love to review some few interesting novels, quote or chat me up I will send you a free copy which becomes yours after the review. These are books sold in high prices. And 1,000 naira recharge card to any network of your choice. Come let's teach you how to review books and still recharge your phone while you enjoy interesting books.
My WhatsApp number is below on my signature/ profile
Business / Re: Favour Ori 'Payday' Secures $1m To Build The Paypal For Africa by Crunchyg2: 7:24pm On Oct 08, 2021
YorubaKinging:
The end is near

Contrary to the belief of many so called Christians who never for once read thier Bible with understanding

But they depend of the false prophets to feed them lies

We also have our false prophets here on nairaland,

The chief of which is righteousness2

There's no rapture , no one is going to be taken away

The Catholic devils inserted that particular misleading deceptive verse attributed to one Paul

In all the books written about the end times, there's none that points to an event where people will be taken away before punishments

Jesus said in Matthew 24
21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.


The days of tribulations will come and even the elects will be on the ground and be saved or hidden

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

It's only after the great punishment that Jesus will now come and start gathering all the scattered children of Israel from all around the world and bring them to thier land once again as promised


Please don't put your mind to any rapture,.

Prepare your mind for war and punishment

Only those who persevere till the end will be saved
That righteousness2 didn't get the part that is tribulation first before the election will be taken from the earth doesn't me you should refer him as false prophet. We learn everyday even though he has refused to learn this, but still it doesn't make him a false prophet
Romance / Re: I Have Books For Review. If You Will Like To Review These Books Come Let's Talk by Crunchyg2: 7:07pm On Oct 08, 2021
lilbarracuda:





Sent.....
Check your whatsapp
Romance / Re: I Have Books For Review. If You Will Like To Review These Books Come Let's Talk by Crunchyg2: 4:37pm On Oct 08, 2021
Hausagal:
am in
Send me a WhatsApp chat, my no is below in my signature or you send me your email so I can send you the book

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