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Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 7:46am On Aug 15, 2021
paxonel:



As a Christian it's either you believe in resurrection of the dead through Jesus crucifixion and resurrection or you believe in rapture as both teachings contradicts one another (a reasonable scrutiny using the simple law of non-contradiction will reveal this).

Perhaps this why many Christians today are scared of logic and reasoning which is not really good for them grin

Jesus himself used logic several times with his parables and it paved way for justice.
Paul himself was full of logic, little wonder he was very bold to speak and the great King Agrippa confessed to him "you almost made me a Christian " (Act 26:28).

How does resurrection of the dead and rapture contradicts one another?

The common rapture teaching states that when we die we will wait till rapture before we resurrect(let's assume there is a scripture for this, cos i haven't seen any grin).

But contrary to that, Jesus says

John 11:26 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me SHALL NEVER DIE. Believest thou this?

If Jesus had said this why then is rapture saying we will die and wait, i don't get it? grin
Let me make you understand the bible well so you don't misinteprete it next time . You must check what I am about to tell you deeper because it's deeper than you thought and needs deeper understanding to grasp it. First: understand that when ever you see 'die' or death in the bible. Is either talking about two different things and that is where alot of persons are getting it twisted but pay attention I will explain them to you . When ever you see die or death in the bible, first try to understand the context it was used because it is always used to describe two different things. (1) death or die: describes one having to die physically i.e stops breathing and his spirit leaving him or her while in another context when death or die is mentioned it's taking about (hellfire) this is another time you will see bible talk about death or die. Example when bible talked about Adam and Eve when he told them that if they eat the fruit that they will ' die' he wasn't referring to physical death rather he was referring to going to hell. So make sure you try to find out the context in which the word is used before you conclude any time you see 'die' or 'death' so now going by the scripture you quoted john 11:26- whosoever liveth and believeth in me SHALL NEVER DIE. This particular 'DIE' was referring to hellfire and not the other death of physical death that's why I said you must know the context of which the word death was used for you to properly understand the very passage that you are reading. Know that bible is not just any other literature that you read straight and understand you need more than understanding to really comprehend it well. The John 11:26 simply means that whosoever that believes in Jesus Christ will not go to hellfire not that the person will not die physical death. I will stop here but if anyone has further question the person can ask and I will answer . Thanks
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: I Love Cross - Princess Tells Biggie by Crunchyg2: 3:40pm On Aug 13, 2021
ablegodwale:
someone should please I beg help me with #500 to buy something to eat am hungry I need food lost my job and if you have any other job for me I ll appreciate please help me am hungry I need food thanks and God bless 655. 53. 86414 Joseph Wale Fidelity Bank
I have a job for you if you are in Lagos
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power: The Reality About The N-EXIT Package by Crunchyg2: 11:01am On Aug 13, 2021
Make una no worry, they will continue to drag this until it reaches campaign time and they will use it for campaign, that's the plan all along
Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Asiwaju Bola Tinubu In London (Photos) by Crunchyg2: 8:42am On Aug 13, 2021
Abeg why buhari no dey fit hang nose mask rope for em ear, is it what I am thinking .

Politics / Re: DSS Withholds El-Zakzaky, Wife’s Passports, Stops Foreign Treatment by Crunchyg2: 8:26am On Aug 13, 2021
Oluolad86:
cry cry cry cry cry

Please pray for me that God should heal me from Pericarditis, I'm tired of swollen stomach and legs. Please pray for me, thanks
Click on this link and follow it everyday and you will see the miracles of the Lord.

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Pere Sacks White Money From The Kitchen (pictures) by Crunchyg2: 7:54am On Aug 12, 2021
adigun4mee:
Pere is the most intelligent dude in the house, sacking white money from the kitchen is the best move,whitemoney knows if he continues to cook,other house mate won't put him on eviction thereby making him stay longer in the house.If you're a cheese game lover then you will reason along with me,
My dear, cooking or no cookung, who go go, go go. All the people that cooked in the last seasons did, they win the show? No. Laycon never cooked for the house, neither did Miracle or efe or mercy. So what is the fuss about cooking and strategy? The guy is just doing what he likes doing but categorising it solely as a strategy is dumb

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TV/Movies / Re: Pere: I Regret Picking Maria As Deputy Head Of The House (BBNaija) by Crunchyg2: 6:29pm On Aug 11, 2021
christabell18:
Yeah I'm temperamental,but that isn't enough reason to be angered.it was only an observation from Maria,queen wasn't supposed to take it that far,except there's something to it that I don't know.
, you are temperamental, hope you are working on it. And please try and shave your amount and change this pic . Cheers
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Wildfire Threatens Nuclear Research Centre (Pictures) by Crunchyg2: 9:23am On Aug 10, 2021
YorubaKinging:
The end is near

Climate change is a very important sign of the end times that we live in

But the rapture doctrine is false

No one is vanishing

This is the devils tactics to keep people locked on that special event which will never come

And the end will catch them unaware

Woe to all prophets and pastors deceiving the people with this false doctrine
How did you know that it's a false doctrine?
Romance / Re: Simps Get In Here And Get Cured by Crunchyg2: 10:37pm On Aug 09, 2021
NEVER ACT TOO NEEDY
what I mean is don't show her you are really so much interested in her and never ask her if she is in a relationship or has a boyfriend, why did I say this, it's becos very soon you are going to start acting like her boyfriend without her handing you the permission and when they notice that, in their mind you are a real man with confidence and not like a sissy (Simp), what do i mean? A sissy will always request for permission for anything he wants but a real man goes for what he wants and the spontaneity of it triggers attraction for the guy in them unlike the other waiting for a go ahead E.g
A sissy and a real man wants to kiss their girls, a sissy will go like " baby can I kiss you" but a real Gee doesn't ask rather he romantically draws his girl closer, fixes his eyes on hers for some seconds and plants a sweet kiss on her lips. How did I even get here? abeg make we continue, so get to know her well, her likes and dislikes, her favorite food, colours, hobbies etc. Then choose a pet name that you call her or always add a sweet name when ever you want to greet her or chat her up like "hello pretty, good morning beautiful, how was your day sweet, good night angel etc"
HOW TO SLID AND START ACTING LIKE HER BOYFRIEND
I will stop here for now. If you want me to drop more, comment below, if I see enough comments I might consider continuing .
Romance / Re: Simps Get In Here And Get Cured by Crunchyg2: 10:35pm On Aug 09, 2021
NOW THAT YOU ARE CLOSE, HOW TO GET HER ATTRACTED TO YOU
Remember I told you in the beginning that this is not just a theory taught in class or seminar, this is practical moves that work on any lady whether old, younger, ugly, most beautiful, whoever. All ladies are wired in the same way. Immediately subtly slide into their emotions, when you do that, they will stop thinking with their head and start thinking with their heart (Emotion). So that been said, it now brings us to how to make her attracted to you. Know that when we talk about attraction here we are talking about her always wanting to talk with you all the time, misses you anytime you are not online or around, always checking her phone for your chat even when other guys are chatting her up because yours is more fun for her that of the other guys. I tried this secrete with a lady it got the lady so attracted to me that if I step out for 10 minutes without saying hi or chatting her up na fight, it was that bad. One day we started talking from morning becos I didn't go anywhere that day and she didn't go anywhere too, she was so glued to the chat that we didn't know when it was almost 6pm in the evening, this was whatsapp chat for your information. I know some of you will doubt it but I won't argue with you until u have used this practice on a lady and you start seeing the dividends, that's when you will remember I told you. Most guys are frustrated when they chat a lady up and they don't get reply or get one one answer or reply from the girl and the girl never initiates conversation except the guy doing it, I must confess is very annoying but do not worry i have got your back. These are the RULES to follow to get her emotions glued to you.
Romance / Re: Simps Get In Here And Get Cured by Crunchyg2: 10:34pm On Aug 09, 2021
HOW TO GET MORE CLOSER
What you need here is as simple as ABC something like " I like the way you reason, you sound intelligent, you reason maturely" just anything you think that is a complement outside her physical appearance becos girls appreciates it when a guy sees something good in her outside her body or her beauty, after the complement, you ask her can we be friends, I promise you, you will certainly get a positive responds as they normally see just friendship as nothing but remember, as a guy man you have your game up up sleeve becos from that friendship you will definitely find your way to her heart, just make sure you follow me as I lead you on, this works like real magic. Then you ask her "are you on whatsapp" remember the reason u are asking her of whatsapp is becos you want to take your conversation to a more closer way. Don't go straight to ask them for their number, most of them might not want to give you their number if you ask them straight, remember what we are doing here is how to subtly slide into the heart of that girl you like or you have been crushing on. So since you asked of whatsapp, she will say "yes I am on whatsapp" or "No I am not on whatsapp" but the probability of getting a yes is there becos virtually if not every girl is on whatsapp. So immediately she says yes, don't tell her to give you her whatsapp number. Note this: you don't say "can I have your whatsapp number or please let me have your whatsapp number" that will portray you needy and make her see you as desperate instead of seeing you as the prize or a new and interesting friend she just met and is enjoying his chats. So this this how you say it with all confidence, tell her immediately she says yes she is on whatsapp " this is my digits, add me up or drop your number let me add you up" and it will surprise you how she will drop her number or how she will respond and ask you to drop yours for her to add you if she doesn't want to drop her number openly. if you check well you will see the difference between the first and the second. Girls trip a lot for confidence and they are well wired to sense this confidence in the little little areas where guys don't even notice but they always notice.
Romance / Simps Get In Here And Get Cured by Crunchyg2: 10:28pm On Aug 09, 2021
So many guys find it difficult to get a girl attracted to them or you can say getting ladies to like them, most of them even scare the ladies away unintentionally with their initial approach. What I am about to show you is what people pay heavily to learn but I will give it to you for FREE, a practical way any guy can get a girl attracted and the girl glues to you like a chewing gum that you will even marvel how the magic works, well it's not magic rather we call it The Art of Attraction. Are you guys ready!!!!!
FIRST-HOW TO OPEN UP A CONVERSATION WITH A LADY SUBTLY
What you guys don't know is that these girls are looking for who to talk to them, who will find them attractive, who will say hi but the way they put themselves together if you don't know this, you will be scared to approach or initiate a conversation thinking they wouldn't respond, let me burst your bubbles, ladies don't respond to you not because they don't want to respond, by the way, they always want approaches from guys no matter how little. It makes them have a feeling of "I am still attractive" but because you initiated the approach in the wrongest of way if there is any English like that. So let's move on. We will use Nairaland as a case study as we all are in Nairaland. You saw this girls Moniker and her comment and you like it, the next thing you rush to her profile wow a lovely pic, exactly your spec and immediately your adrenalin start rushing up, you want to get her contact, you want to be her friend both online and offline, you want to even take the relationship to the next level just if you can get to know her. And you are confused on how to go about it in getting her attention.
The first step to getting her attention is to quote her comment and say something nice about her comment, if she made a good comment or say something to correct her if she made a wrong comment. Remember her comment is of no use to you, you are only interested to get her attention. So you wait for her reply ok let me make it clearer with this little illustration: she makes a nice comment and you quote her and say something "That was a brilliant comment up there wow, beauty and brain" I assure you with this kind of comment the girl must surely quote you back and say "awwww thanks" some will even attach "thanks dear or thanks darling or just thanks, any how what matters is you have gotten her attention, quote her back and subtly raise a question that will make her respond again like "you are welcome hope your day is going on fine" not that your really care about how her day is going but you know what you are pursuing, you are just buying "Talking time" and you know communication is key when it comes to connecting with someone and that is what you are building up here. The third time she responds to you like " My day is fine and yours" this is the time to add another flavour to the conversation, add something sweet like dear or etc to your reply this time. This is where some guys failure in getting women attracted starts because some of them are like ahhh how can I bring in dear or babe in our conversation, is it not too early, won't she be offended? oga it's not too early rather it's "too right" if you understand what I mean, they are only being offended in your own head but in their head you just struck something sweet, say some thing like " babe my own day was awesome, or mine is fine dear" any how but just add that little spice to spice up the feeling. This takes us to your next move.
Politics / Re: EFCC Questions Yewande Sadiku, NIPC Boss, Over Contract Fraud by Crunchyg2: 10:28pm On Aug 09, 2021
I hope no be Sisi yewande of the MANNA ooo

Politics / Re: EFCC Questions Yewande Sadiku, NIPC Boss, Over Contract Fraud by Crunchyg2: 9:43pm On Aug 09, 2021
I hope no be Sisi yewande on the MANNA ooo

Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Clears Soludo As APGA’s Candidate by Crunchyg2: 3:41pm On Aug 04, 2021
oluwaseyi0:


If truly the business you do is POS there is absolutely no way on Planet Earth you can keep up with this high yield return on investment (HYIP)

let's do the math together, if 5 people invest 100k each which is 500k, you promise to pay out 50k every week as not refund on their loan but profit, in 2 and half months you intend to double the initial capital, then triple it in 5 months, by the end of a year you actually promise to multiply the 500k by 7 and payout over 3.5 million naira to your loaners all while they can still access and take their initial 500k making it a 4million return on 500k per annum enterprise

you forget that what you intend to run is a POS business, and of cause a profitable and sustainable one at that, you will pay salary for 12 month, i believe you can't stay in all your shops yourself even if you pay 20k per month that's 240k per year, rents and other running expenses is there and the banks that give you POS are not charity organizations, they will take their share of profit too

so tell me exactly how you intend to pay 4million on 500k a year without having to be a bandit, kidnappers, yahoo yahoo or more still MMM

I hereby challenge your business plan and label it dead on arrival, I am refraining from calling you fraud because I want to give you a golden chance to defend yourself



Oga abeg show me where I said I am paying every week. You were too fast to disprove me without even reading the information. And please if you are not into the business don't just calculate what you don't know. You can do your self well to ask a POS operator in the market area. If what I wrote up there is obtainable or not than trying to expose your ignorance. Thanks
Politics / Re: James Ibori Celebrates His 63rd Birthday Today by Crunchyg2: 12:38pm On Aug 04, 2021
cutieme:

Okay
Hi
Politics / Re: James Ibori Celebrates His 63rd Birthday Today by Crunchyg2: 12:37pm On Aug 04, 2021
Dizzytee:



Full Location
70 Akanro street off ilasa junction.
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi's Last Post On Instagram Before His Arrest (Picture) by Crunchyg2: 10:23am On Aug 04, 2021
1000Capacity:

Are you sure you are not a scammer. All your posts with phone number are deleted. It point to just one thing.
Where in Lagos are you?
Nairaland generally doesn't allow posting phone numbers , it has nothing to do with me personally, it's a general rule. I am around Ilasamaja. Lagos. And you?
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi's Last Post On Instagram Before His Arrest (Picture) by Crunchyg2: 10:21am On Aug 04, 2021
Ashirioluwa:


This actually looks good but I fear Nigerians when it comes to business or investment deals
There is nothing to fear about, we have a verifiable office here in Lagos and everyother information you need before proceeding with the business will be provided to you first. Agreement signed also if you wish . So nothing to be afraid of. You can call or chat the number
Romance / Re: What Else Makes You Happy In A Relationship by Crunchyg2: 8:01pm On Aug 03, 2021
Amarisco:
Spontaneity... unexpected visits, random adventures, words, gifts, activities,
No shame... annoy the hell out of me and smother me with affection, I don't get tired grin grin grin
Intimacy... can talk about absolutely anything like besties - no holds barred. I'm so curious and want you to share everything with me
Play play... games or rough play just like children, it always ends the best wink
Depth... ability to think, discuss and navigate more intricate issues of life
Above all, quality time is so important to me.. with no distractions.

that was quite relieving to type smiley

Wow I like you already

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Religion / Re: Benin Pastor Shares Money In Church (photo) by Crunchyg2: 7:55pm On Aug 03, 2021
ELKHALIFAISIS:
I wish I can trust you, I no mind giving you 1m if you can keep to your words
Hello bros , longest time. Haven't heard from you, concerning the POS stuff. How can I reach you?
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Beatrice, Yerins, Whitemoney, Yousef, Niyi Nominated For Eviction by Crunchyg2: 8:42pm On Aug 02, 2021
teacherbim:
My vote goes to Yousef, Niyi is too boring, wish Yousef and WM good luck.
Yousef is not that active but I still want him in the house
Because he is your fellow teacher? You see what we call nepotism

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TV/Movies / Re: Photos Of Big Brother Naija 2021 House (Shine Ya Eye) by Crunchyg2: 7:56pm On Jul 26, 2021
Forgodsgrace:
Anybody with viable/lucrative business ideas should contact me immediately.I am ready to invest at least 3m naira,so far it’s genuine,viable and profitable.
I am into the production and packaging of foods (Popcorn) that you will like to invest in. You can call or chat me up with this number 0:7:0:6:1:6:2:4:4:0:2. You see the number below on my signature
Religion / Learn More About God, Christianity And The Bible by Crunchyg2: 11:04am On Jul 25, 2021
Do you have questions about God and Christianity that keeps bothering you or you want to know more about God and the bible mysteries explained to you. I am creating a WhatsApp bible class, where I will teach you everything you need to understand about God and how God works. So if you are interested, drop your WhatsApp number to add you to this WhatsApp group.
It's time to know the truth about the scriptures

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