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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Nominated Angel For Eviction – Maria by Crunchyg2: 10:17am On Aug 23, 2021
TechNana:


I should just pick your number in your signature and then call you,

Imagine.

Yeah I could call you, only if we talking business or similar..

If yes, then give me a reason to...
If you can't call, then chat me up, I have an important thing to tell you
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Nominated Angel For Eviction – Maria by Crunchyg2: 10:10am On Aug 23, 2021
TechNana:


You can't be serious...
Y do you say so?
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Nominated Angel For Eviction – Maria by Crunchyg2: 10:08am On Aug 23, 2021
TechNana:

Pardon me please,

I've seen it now, can I help you?
Yes, let's talk. My number is below. Will be waiting for your beep
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Why I Nominated Angel For Eviction – Maria by Crunchyg2: 9:54am On Aug 23, 2021
TechNana:
Sometimes it seems I tend to think too much,

Why would a lady like me, in her right senses tattoo the middle of her boobs,

And she's now spending time going through the rigorous decision of always trying to get outfits that will not cover her centre of attraction ( which is heart tattoo and boobs )...

If I'm not mistaken she would almost not wear any clothes to cover her centre of attraction when she's in public, in as much as this may be fashion, to what essence is this?

I wish her well, but what if she doesn't win the show? Then all these rigorous show for attention becomes fruitless?

I just don't understand the positive side of this BB naija show anyway...

I tried to use my time for important things,
for innovative things, for things that should make me mentally sane tomorrow...

I can't see myself spending up to 10 minutes watching a show that cannot inspire anything positive to me in any way...

Shebi you go say you no dey see all my mentions
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Invest With N350K To Make N10K Profits Daily? by Crunchyg2: 12:30pm On Aug 22, 2021
TechNana:


Yeah?
Happy sunday Nana
Religion / Re: Fr. Kelvin Ugwu: Wearing Trousers For Ladies Is Not A Sin by Crunchyg2: 12:28pm On Aug 22, 2021
Numerouno94:


That's how most deeperlife members behave, so not surprised.
Never knew his church, how did you know?
Religion / Re: Fr. Kelvin Ugwu: Wearing Trousers For Ladies Is Not A Sin by Crunchyg2: 11:57am On Aug 22, 2021
Basicend:


Bro,

Bible also says that Christ has redeemed us from the curse of the law.

God says I shall put my laws in their hearts and in their minds will I write them.

God now works and judges with men / women according to the knowledge of his words in their conscience. That is the new testament.

Wearing trousers is not a sin, but the motive is a sin most times. If you are wearing it to seduce and bring men down, it becomes a sin.

This is where temperance comes in which must be applied by the shepherd.

Please pray that holy spirit should beam light of his word to you as you read it always.

that righteousness2 is very stubborn and the problem is, he believes he is the only one that knows it all, so doesn't even correct or try to learn when you point out something to him. Which is really bad
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photo Of A U.S Soldier Nursing The Afghan Baby Handed Over By Mother by Crunchyg2: 5:52pm On Aug 21, 2021
Righteousness2:
Lovely ...
GOD does not Joke with those innocent little kids.

But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
Oga that passage wasn't referring to little children, it was talking to children of God. Because a a little child doesn't know his left or right to believe . Read that passage again and get understanding
Investment / Investors Needed For A Good Business Deal by Crunchyg2: 10:44am On Aug 21, 2021
We need an investor to help us secure an automated packaging machine for our popcorn business and we share profit. As we want to expand from manual production to automated form of production. If interested hit me up on the number below on my profile/signature
ABOUT OUR PROPOSED BUSINESS
The business is the production and packaging of popcorn, which we produce, package and supply to different distributors who then distribute to retailers, both within and outside Lagos state.

This is the breakdown of how our work goes when we produce manually which has been the way we have been producing for sometime now
We pop 4 bags of raw corn in a day

And the four bags gives us 100 bags of the finished product, We do this from Monday to Saturday so 100bags for 6 days = 600 bags of finished product.

Then you calculate 600 bags by 4 week that makes a month you will get 2400 bags of finished product

And we makes 250 naira profit from each bag after removing all the expenses so we will have 250 X 1200 = 300,000(profit)

THE PROJECTED INCOME AFTER ACQUIRING THE AUTOMATED PACKAGING MACHINE

So instead of popping 4 bags a day, the machines will works with 6 bags a day.
So we will have 6 bags that will give us 150 bags of the finished product X 6 days = 900 bags of finished product
900 X 4 weeks which is 1 month = 3600 bags
So 3600 X 100 naira profit from each bag after removing the expenses = 360,000 (profit)
And we share the profit by percentage.
Within some months says will increase as production increases as we will be able to reach places we couldn't reach before and more sales means more profit. Thanks and God bless
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari & Zahra Bayero Wedding In Kano (Photos) by Crunchyg2: 9:05pm On Aug 20, 2021
Have you noticed that buhari doesn't hang the rope of nose mask on his ears. Does anyone knows why?
TV/Movies / Re: BBN: I Told Maria To Use Her Veto Power To Evict White Money- Pere by Crunchyg2: 11:02am On Aug 19, 2021
illicit:


To have some advantage over the others
Did they tell you that's the way the game works?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBN: I Told Maria To Use Her Veto Power To Evict White Money- Pere by Crunchyg2: 8:12am On Aug 19, 2021
illicit:
Has it occurred to u guys that the two of them might be playing along just to get one of them to win
For what reason exactly??
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Invest With N350K To Make N10K Profits Daily? by Crunchyg2: 2:36pm On Aug 17, 2021
TechNana:


Yeah?
Ok can you drop your number or you chat me up with my WhatsApp number on my signature/profile below
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Invest With N350K To Make N10K Profits Daily? by Crunchyg2: 2:14pm On Aug 17, 2021
Femmyfestus:

I was making 80k with 400k every workdays around march. And sometimes i made 250k everyday straight for 5days with 400k. He is not greedy. He knows what he wants. There are many ways he could
Abeg which business was paying this high? shocked
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Invest With N350K To Make N10K Profits Daily? by Crunchyg2: 2:00pm On Aug 17, 2021
TechNana:
Reading
hello, can we talk?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Announces ‘amnesty,’ Urges Women To Join Government by Crunchyg2: 9:43am On Aug 17, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright....I was wondering yesterday
Why is the world making a big deal out of this taliban stuff
Why the panic
Why are people running helter-skelter

Not like Taliban are shooting and killing people

Taliban quest was to take over kabul. ....
It was done peacefully.....

If people are scared of the type of government or rules the taliban will impose on them...then they should wait until the enactment of such rules by the taliban
You see your level of reasoning. Did Taliban rule start today? Don't they know what it looks like , before now, must they wait until they start again before they will understand Thier type of rule?

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Romance / Re: For Single Guys Above 30 And Single Ladies Above 25 by Crunchyg2: 9:21am On Aug 17, 2021
xqzytchyca:




I used to think 5years; but I've realised most guys that are >/=5years older than I am do not know what they want and lack common sense at the same time...so, I'm all about any guy that meets my top5 qualities...not older than 37 shaa
Come let's marry I am 37
Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 7:26am On Aug 17, 2021
paxonel:
how does that truth apply to what you are saying, there is no correlation. Please learn how to say things intelligently this is the biggest problem of today Christians, you just deliberately want to be blind and confuse of scriptures
What is written in a book you don't want to get the literal meaning of certain figure of speeches and parables written in the book how will you then understand the book?
If Jesus could give his disciples the literal meaning of some his parables for them to understand like this:

Matthew 13:38 The field represent the world; the good seed represent the children of the kingdom; but the tares represent children of the wicked one;

then who are you not to go literally for you to get understanding but always want to be spiritual?

Continue to be spiritual and dey there now grin
the spirit of God will not explain anything to you don't be deceived! otherwise a lot of Christians will pass exams through the spirit of God which has never been the case.
It is you that will read and have the cognitive understanding of what was written. where you cannot understand then someone like a pastor who have the understanding can guide you through, but unfortunately we don't have any one such pastor in Nigeria.
Do you think it's easy to just read bible and understand it?
Na oyibo bring bible come Africa o
like what?
Mention one.

For instance, I ended up saying the kingdom of heaven is in your heart that's why the phrase "To meet the Lord in the clouds or in the air" was possibly written in 1 Thessalonians 4:17.
Meaning, it is very possible that in those days that scripture was written people used to see the clouds as heaven.

Brother, I tell one truth, the way people perceived things 2000 years ago has changed today.
Today, people are so educated
They are full of knowledge, wisdom and understanding compared to how it was 2000 years ago.

So, you pick a book called bible that was last documented 2000 years ago, what do you expect to see, that the earth is spherical in shape?
Reading through all you wrote has shown me a clearly the level of your understanding of the scripture . So it's of no need continuing this discussion. It was nice while it lasted but I pray you know the truth one day. For you shall know the truth and the truth sha set you free. Have a nice day
Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 11:47pm On Aug 16, 2021
paxonel:


1 Thessalonians 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

I told you this scripture is repetition of 1 Corinthians 15;52 only that Paul put it in another way, but it's still the same thing.

Then we that are alive shall be caught together with those that died and were resurrected. Meaning, we that alive shall see them that have died and resurrected and interact with them
This is how it applies

Every Christian or believer you see today must have died and resurrected multiple times previously,and they will still die and resurect again. it started 2000 years ago the moment Christ resurrected.
He resurrected and gave us the power to do the same, so you must have died multiple times and resurrected you are not aware of what is happening.

Paul made this statement :

1 Corinthians 15:31 I protest by your rejoicing which I have in Christ Jesus our LORD, I die daily

If someone can die daily then obviously it is possible to die after 100 years or more.
So, there is multiple or abundant death for the believer and there is multiple life or abundant life for him to resurrect into. This process last forever and ever, no end.

John 10:10 ...I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly.

Now, each time you die, the trumpet is sounded that it is time for you to die (1Thessalonians4:17). Then you resurrect immediately,your body is changed and you are given a new body to live on. How does this happen?
This parable explain it all.

1 Corinthians 15:37 And that which thou sowest, thou sowest not that body that shall be, but bare grain, it may chance of wheat, or of some other grain:

In Agriculture, when you plant a seed, the seed is like a growing embryo. The same thing, a baby in the womb is a growing embryo, that embryo came from the spirit, he must have lived and died before coming to the womb, this time with a different body.

Also, see

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she(referring to Eve) shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Also, remember in Revelation, the beast hunting to kill the seed of a woman in Revelation 12:1-2, that was a significance of child bearing in Christianity.
Many of us are Christians today and have faith in Christ because we were born into a Christian home right?

The essence of this is to restore that life Adam and Eve lost from the beginning to mankind and through our faith in the death and resurrection of Christ.

Now, If we are raptured away what positive impact will that make to this world ?
But when we keep living by way of our body changing from time to time, then we have the opportunity to keep living and replenish this earth which is original instructions given to Adam and Eve right from creation.
Therefore, the kingdom of God is on this earth, it is in our heart.
. The bible said the letter killeth but the spirit giveth life. Stop reading the Bible like a literature. You need the spirit of God to explain somethings to you because it's obvious you pick alot of passages out of context .
Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 4:34pm On Aug 16, 2021
paxonel:
For your info: The rapture doctrine was erroneously postulated by ancient people who never saw quality education in their time and could not possibly grasp or understand those scriptures they use as reference. If these same people also postulated and thought people that the earth was flat and not spherical, i think you being educated today can correct that notion for yourself, same is rapture
thank God you have agreed that rapture wasn't mentioned anywhere in the bible.
But important doctrine like resurrection is written in plain texts several times.

Here is the meaning of what you are quoting :
Twinkling of eye simply means death, that we close our eyes and die someday, but we will resurrect immediately and open our eyes like blinking the eye.
When you blink your eye you close and open them immediately, that is death experience for the believer.
But for other people they think he has died.

Then to meet Christ in the air means to be in heaven after resurrection, how does this apply.

Colossians 1:13 Who hath delivered us from the power of darkness, and hath translated us into the kingdom of his dear Son:

Take note : past tense are used in these phrase

The translation was already done when Christ was crucified and resurrected, we are not expecting it in the future, it is now and after we die

We can't come here and sabotage what Christ has done for us by our ignorance
So what happens to people who are alive?
Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 4:29pm On Aug 16, 2021
capnies:


THIS IS THE BIGGEST NONSENSE IVE READ FOR A LONG WHILE
SO THE DEATH THAT GOD TOLD ADAM HE WILL DIE IS A SPIRITUAL DEAD GOD FORGIVE YOU. SO WHAT NOW MADE ADAM TO DIE PHYSICALLY, WAS ADAM A SPIRIT OR A SOUL. PLEASE BE CORRECTED ADAM DIED PHYSICALLY AFTER HE SINNED, WHEN THE BIBLE SAYS THE DAY DOES NOT MEAN ONE DAY IT IS ENTIRE LIFESPAN OK CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THIEF THAT JESUS SAID TODAY YOU WILL BE WITH ME IN PARADISE, DID THE THEIF RESURRECT THAT DAY, 2000YRS HAS ELAPSED AND THE PARADISE IS YET TO COME. ADAM WAS MADE A LIVING SOUL NOT SPIRIT. WHEN GOD SAID ADAM WILL DIE ALL GOD DID WAS TO DRIVE HIM AWAY FROM HIS PRESENCE WHICH IS THE SOURCE OF EVERLATING LIFE SO ADAM JUST WITHERED AND DIED. SO THE NEW JERUSALEM THAT THE RIGHTEOUS WILL LIVE FOR EVER IS NOT IN THE FLESH. YOU ARE MISGUIDED
Oga go and make your research very well. The death bible was talking about when God was talking to Adam is spiritual death and not physical death. Even though Adam later died physically but in that particular passage he was referring to spiritual death which was why I said in the bible when ever you see die or death it's either it's talking about physical death or it's talking about spiritual death. So you must check the context well to know the particular one it's referring to.
Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 12:37pm On Aug 16, 2021
paxonel:
i used to think so the first time i saw it

The full explanation of 1 Thessalonians 4:12-17 is 1 Corinthians 15:52. Basically, Paul was saying the same thing in both scriptures which is resurrection of the dead, not rapture.
If you really want to know this, please start reading 1 Corinthians 15 from verse 35 down to the end of the whole chapter, you will see how the dead is ressurected.
There is no way you will understand what verse 52 is trying to explain figuratively until you read the whole chapter and draw the conclusion which ends with :

1 Corinthians 15:55 O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?

Meaning, death has been defeated through resurrection.
There is nothing rapture mentioned there.

So, to understand 1 Thessalonians 4:12-17, you will have to understand 1 Corinthians 15:52 first, otherwise you will keep thinking that the scripture is referring to rapture
can you please point out in the scripture where new body will be given to believers who are alive?
You can't see anything like that because they are all assumption.
Rather, new bodies were given to only believers were dead and resurrected.

1 Corinthians 15:44 It(referring to the believer) is sown(dead and buried) a natural body; it is raised a spiritual body(new body)..

Please read the whole chapter.
i agreed with you that it was talking about spiritual death.
But all I'm saying is it also involves natural death because Lazarus who was raised died a natural death.
Infact, the lesson behind the resurrection of Lazarus is to let us know that Christ also have power over both spiritual and natural death.

So How do you define last day?

Acts 2:17 And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams:

Was this scripture referring to last day like the day of rapture or end of times?
I don't think so
I can see that you don't get it. Maybe this might be my last reply. If rapture wasn't mentioned there doesn't mean that there is no rapture. I think the problem most of you have is that you are looking for where rapture was written in plain text. Not knowing that being snatched away in a twinkling of an eye to meet Christ in the air is the same thing and meaning as rapture
Foreign Affairs / Re: China And Russia Prepare To Accept Taliban Rule Of Afghanistan(Pics) by Crunchyg2: 9:14am On Aug 16, 2021
BritishNaija:


Man you are gradually turning to psycho without even knowing this.
He is telling you the truth and you are calling him a psycho. Let your case not be like Noahs time. Repent now and turn to God

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Trump Calls For Biden To Resign by Crunchyg2: 9:00am On Aug 16, 2021
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
Trump, your regime don pass abeg......Na the blackman DNA wey trump get nai dey control am undecided Life no be always gragra abeg undecided

Let sleeping dogs lie for once..... That's what the people wanted..and they got it.......And I believe Biden understands the wishes of the people more than this Donaldchukwu Trump lipsrsealed

Sometimes,we must understand that one can't fight against the wish of the people.....

Afghanistan don too suffer already...
See the way you are talking like a teenager, do you even know the major reason why US invaded and occupied Afghan for 20 years?

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Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 8:37am On Aug 16, 2021
paxonel:
well, this is what i saw in John 11:26

John 11:26 And whosoever liveth and believeth in me SHALL NEVER DIE. Believest thou this?

The scripture is saying a believer who is alive will never die.

Another scripture confirms the same thing Jesus said
1 Corinthians 15:53 For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.

IMMORTALITY SIMPLY MEANS A STATE OF NO DEATH

You know what it means to be corruptible in the context of that scripture?
It means the body will die and decay in the grave when the individual dies.

For this corruptible must put on in corruption implies when the believer dies, in the spirit realm he is given a new body to live on, that is RESURRECTION and it happens immediately.(within a short time of blinking of the eye. 1 cor 15:52)
So there is nothing like the believer is waiting for rapture before he resurrect.
There is no time frame between the time the believer dies and time of his resurrection.

That thing we see as dead body during the funeral of a believer is what is deceiving us
RESURRECTION IS NOW
RESURRECTION IS REAL

Also, judgement is now, immediately death.
It is appointed once for men to die and judgement happens immediately, no time to wait till one thing called rapture which is not real.

Infact death experience to a believer is just blinking the eye and he wakes up, that means there is no death at all.
We see that the believer dies over here but in the real sense he has been transcended back to life by the spirit immediately, no waiting.

That's why Jesus Affirmed that whoever believes in me SHALL NEVER DIE

So, before you start saying i quote scripture out of context just know that i already have these in mind grin

You are getting it all mixed up. I won't say much but just read 1 Thessalonians 4:12-17. You will see that what that place said contradicts what you just said about a believer dying and immediately resurrecting. Resurrection happens in the last day when Jesus will come to take his people. That is when they will be given the incorruptible and immortal body because that's the body they will be going up with to meet Jesus. Even the Christians who are alive then will receive this new body that you talked about, so they don't need to die first before they can get the incorruptible and immortal body. Just forget about what have been in your mind for years and follow the things I have been showing you join with the scriptures that is being explained. You can also read that john:11:24 and hear what Martha said. Like I told you earlier the death that was referred to in this John 11 is not physical death but eternal death (hellfire).
Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 7:39pm On Aug 15, 2021
paxonel:

ok, you have answered the question about when judgement will take place, that it will take place after rapture

But the other question about the time frame, let me paraphrase the question this way :
Assuming a believer dies today and there is rapture tomorrow, that is within 24 hours the believer is raptured, and a believer who died 3 years ago is raptured after 3 years of his death that same day of rapture. Is there anywhere in the bible that suggest that there will be a time space between the death of the believer and the day of rapture?

The reason why I'm asking this question, you know i quoted John 11:26 and you said Jesus was talking about spiritual death(hell fire) in that verse, so i want to know whether physical death is separated from spiritual death(hell fire) by time?
There is no time space between when a believer died and when rapture will take place. If a believer like let him die today and let another believer die 7 years ago, raptures will happen once and when it happen both the person that died 7 years ago and the person that died today will resurrect to meet Christ in the air. Anymore question, I am here
Religion / Re: It Isnt Possible To Believe In Resurrection Of The Dead And Rapture At The Same by Crunchyg2: 10:07am On Aug 15, 2021
paxonel:
please do
Thanks for the response.
Basically, we are saying the same thing that Jesus was also referring to spiritual death in John 11:26, so i didn't quote scripture out of context.

And all you are trying to say is, when the rapture doctrine teaches that we will die and wait for rapture it was referring to our physical death, not the spiritual death called hell fire Jesus referred to in John 11:26?

The question I'm going to ask you has to do with the time duration :
How long will the dead wait for rapture before rapture will come and resurrect them,and when are they going to be judged. Are they going to be judged immediately after their death or they will wait for them to be raptured before they face judgement?
you question brings us to another explanation that alot of persons has struggled with in the past. You must understand that there are two judgements 1. The judgement meant for people that didn't believe in Christ and 2. The judgement for people that believed in Christ . Let me break it down the first one are for unbelievers to be judged for not accepting Christ and after that they are cast out into hell and the believers doesn't go through this kind of judgement rather the judgement they will go through is the judgement of their works on earth which determines their crown in heaven. Immediately they gave their life to Christ they were exempted from the first judgement. Now back to your question, at the end of age (end time) when Christ will come back to take his people back to heaven, the believers that died physical death will be resurrected and the will rise to heaven while the believers that are still alive will join them to rise (rapture) to meet Jesus. Also note that after the dead believers has risen and rapture taken place that dead unbelievers will also be resurrected to face the first judgement I mentioned earlier with their fellow unbelievers who are still alive by then. If you still have some question you can ask. I am here
Religion / Re: Who Is The Head Of A Christian Home? Christ Or The Husband? by Crunchyg2: 9:37am On Aug 15, 2021
Christ is the unseen head of a Christian home but the husband is the seen head of a Christian home just how God is the unseen father of a Christian while the earthly father of the Christian is the seen father

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