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Politics / Re: Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:08pm On Dec 26, 2022
Old men in politics always talking in the rubbish

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Politics / Re: Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:07pm On Dec 26, 2022
Tomorrow now, he will say he wants to be considered a hero

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Politics / Who Wants Buhari's Legacy To Be Sustained? by Crystalom5: 2:06pm On Dec 26, 2022
Even more importantly, shey na legacy buhari get abi na handgacy?

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Romance / I Find It Hard To Ejaculate by Crystalom5: 1:48pm On Dec 26, 2022
Most people complain about weak erection and quick ejaculation.

But honestly I can't relate.

Rather my problem is far on the other side of the pole. I can't Ejaculate quick enough.

Or so says my girl.


She's always complaining that I don't Ejaculate quick even after spending much time ontop of her..

In fact, in the 3 years of our relationship, I can count the number of times I had Ejaculate during sex with her.

Please could there be a problem with me?

I also tend to notice that this problem even worsen if I'm using kiss condom. I probably will never Ejaculate with a condom on regardless of how hard I try.

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Politics / Re: Umahi Fines APC N5m For Indiscriminate Campaign Posters by Crystalom5: 11:11am On Dec 26, 2022
The last money wey terminator share no reach am

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Family / Re: Australian Man Fights Feisty Kangaroo In Dramatic Six-minute Brawl by Crystalom5: 10:50am On Dec 26, 2022
Richy4:

cheesy cheesy
You need a permit to hunt kangaroos commercially...Killing it intentionally will land u in court for animal cruelty...Nothing will happen if u Kill it unintentionally with a car for example..
too much animal right.

Make e try come fight man for Naija na. We go allow am win the fight before e go enter pot. No sweet pass victory peppersoup grin

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Politics / Re: Governor Seyi Makinde Shares His Family Pyjamas Christmas Photo by Crystalom5: 10:40am On Dec 26, 2022
Buddha3:
Seyi Makinde dey follow bleach.
E be things!
e get any agbado wey no dey bleach?
Politics / Re: Governor Seyi Makinde Shares His Family Pyjamas Christmas Photo by Crystalom5: 10:38am On Dec 26, 2022
oyeb15:
Seyi is not returning for 2nd term. It's either APC will win Oyo State or he's impeached.


You rebel against your party. All of you will beg later but nobody will listen.
lols. Shey Atiku get any power?
Celebrities / Re: Simi And Adekunle Gold Celebrate Christmas With Their Daughter, Deja (Photos) by Crystalom5: 10:28am On Dec 26, 2022
hopefulLandlord:
I find the gradual death of our local names disturbing. Why exactly would someone that bears Adekunle marry someone that bears Simisola then give birth to a kid and name her "Deja"?


Same thing is happening to our local languages. if you observe now there are many teenagers and 20 somethings that can hear their local language but can't speak it. if such kids marry people like them and they give birth their kids will not only be unable to speak but also unable to hear too

Our things are dying a slow painful death right before our eyes
our culture is dead already.

What we are seeing now is the carcass rotting away gradually.

African culture is already dead.

The world is now a global village. No single culture will survive without loosing most of its uniqueness.

As for the names, na normal thing. Nobody even wan go close to anything local even when some of these foreign names have no meaning.

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Campaigns In Wudil, Kano State (Pictures) by Crystalom5: 10:25am On Dec 26, 2022
Kingsmeal:
Northern votes in the mud for some Mu-Mu people

Crime / Re: Kidnap: Mum And Daughters Raped by Crystalom5: 10:21am On Dec 26, 2022
Nigeria alone is traumatizing and then we make the country still unbearable for each other.


Honestly, animals really dey in human forms.

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Politics / Re: Xmas Message: Vote For Who Will Sustain My Legacy, Buhari Urges Nigerians by Crystalom5: 10:14am On Dec 26, 2022
No be only legacy na handgacy

Politics / Re: Experts Speak On Tinubu’s Plan For Exchange Rates, Subsidy by Crystalom5: 7:04am On Dec 26, 2022
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Phones / Re: My Iphone No Gree Make Call Since Yesterday. What Could Be The Cause. Anyone Wit by Crystalom5: 6:46am On Dec 26, 2022
Pickmycall:
You don link you NIN to your network provider?If na GLO line you dey use, sometimes I no dey fit make call with my GLO number.
definitely glo. Network of frustration
Politics / Re: APC Leaders Confident Wike Will Declare Support For Tinubu In January 2023 by Crystalom5: 10:50pm On Dec 25, 2022
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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates Christmas In Benue IDP Camp by Crystalom5: 10:48pm On Dec 25, 2022
Mccullum:
Peethief Greedy Obi Pandora taken pictures with IDPs, what did he offer to the people to alleviate their pains.

It's not by taking of photos, showing love with items needed in the camp is important than using IDPs as mere instrument for campaign strategy.

Tinubu is the best for Nigeria. Hence, with him my Hope is Renewed in 2023.

Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates Christmas In Benue IDP Camp by Crystalom5: 10:47pm On Dec 25, 2022
Borntosmoke:
I hope obi supporters are buying enough bucket and bowl to load thier tears when Tinubu enter. grin grin. The pain will be too unbearable.

Romance / Re: Guys Try This Out With Your Girlfriend. by Crystalom5: 9:22pm On Dec 25, 2022
mytime24:
Una don finally break d table bed
that guy no break ur waist join de bed ba?
Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Celebrates Christmas With His Family (Photos) by Crystalom5: 8:04pm On Dec 25, 2022
everybody wife just fair

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Politics / Re: Great by Crystalom5: 8:03pm On Dec 25, 2022
I try am nothing the work

Scam as usual grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Is It For Garri, Cassava Or Agbado? by Crystalom5: 2:47pm On Dec 25, 2022
duro4chang:
Your own personal business. It is none of our business. As e dey pain them e dey sweet us.
Tinubu is the best man for the job. He is the one who the country needs now. The game changer. The Jagaban.

Autos / Re: Company Tests Flying Car In Public, Gets 273 Orders In Minutes (Pics, Video) by Crystalom5: 2:24pm On Dec 25, 2022
awosejo1955:
In NIGERIA, our politicians are busy wearing the garment of corruption and embezzlement claiming Jagagban!! embarassed
you talking to me?

Politics / Re: Is It For Garri, Cassava Or Agbado? by Crystalom5: 2:16pm On Dec 25, 2022
Moh247:
cool


Please vote a tested and trusted man like Jagaban

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Politics / Re: Is It For Garri, Cassava Or Agbado? by Crystalom5: 2:15pm On Dec 25, 2022
duro4chang:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the best man for the job.The incoming president. The game changer. The man who we need now

Politics / Re: Nigeria Needs Regional Equity, Not ‘emi Lo Kan Philosophy’ - Afenifere by Crystalom5: 7:49am On Dec 25, 2022
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Politics / Re: 7 Qualities Of A Competent Leader (the Peter Obi Case Study) by Crystalom5: 7:44am On Dec 25, 2022
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: How Datti Destroyed Tinubu's Chances In One Swoop by Crystalom5: 7:41am On Dec 25, 2022
OKOATA:
LMAFO grin
You want Tinubu to bend down so that his catheter bag can bust open in public abi? grin
LMAO grin

Politics / Re: Peter Obi And Characteristics Of His Supporters by Crystalom5: 7:38am On Dec 25, 2022
ImperialYoruba:
Peter Obi is dull. His supporters are duller.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi And Characteristics Of His Supporters by Crystalom5: 7:38am On Dec 25, 2022
Why do you write this post exactly?

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Computers / Re: How To Check For Plagiarism by Crystalom5: 7:34am On Dec 25, 2022
Pearlqueen:
Smartr 08136356092. Thank you. Merry Christmas
I can do the plagiarism check for you for a token
Politics / Re: Is It For Garri, Cassava Or Agbado? by Crystalom5: 7:32am On Dec 25, 2022
This is the only drink in our shop o.

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