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KealDrogo:
How will you rate it with Inferno¿

Imma give Inferno a 6.4/10. Why? Because it's the typical Robert Langdon bullsh*t flicks.

This time it wasn't the church that needed saving but the world and one man with his superior knowledge for interpreting symbols, diagrams and ancient languages will save it.

I rather watch superman again.

KealDrogo:
I find it interesting. Jack Reacher 2 is very predictable, it does not amuse me.

Predictable!? That storyline was plain stupi!d!

KealDrogo:
Yes she died. But her elder sister summon her back when she slit her hand and draw another ouija board with her blood.

Lol! That movie is a total waste of time and mb. The same can be said of JACK REACHER 2.

vatiqan:
you stink of stupidity. The very opposite of Yorubas' I've ever known.

JESU! Bros, your insult heavy o!

KealDrogo:
It's interesting and somehow scary. That possessed little girl the way she runs on the wall is kinda funny. At the last scene, when she was walking fast on the ceiling to attack the doctor at the mental hospital was so hilarious

So the elder sister sew the little girl mouth, she come die? Abi no be wetin I see you see?

JeffreyJamez:
Oh so no be only my mama hahahahahaha

Anytime I hear "go to my room" na cry and "mummy please" dey follow

Lol! But I rebel small sha. Anytime she talk "Go to your room" me go exile for 1week for uncle house.

A stranger gave me money and I never showed it to my mum. She told me to go and wait for her in her room and that was the last thing I heard from her. She flogged me in the morning and I woke up at night.

Hidden Figures: 9/10

From lemme just watch 5 to 10mins, I ended up watching the whole thing. I can't remember the last time I felt so good about a movie. It deserves one or two oscar nomination.

Na lie.

Since the past weeks, we've been getting news of how the Nigerian army have been victorious against BH sect, killing them in their numbers while taking one or two casualties.
This means to an extent a large area of the state should be safe and with tight security right!? Which also should mean that the IDP camp that house BH victims should be a safe place and miles away from any gunfight or BH invasion!?
So this mudafvcker should tell us what a fighter jet was doing so close to a safe zone and at the same time releasing it's payload on refugees killing more than 50 persons?

Either the government have been lying to us (never trusted them anyway) or the government killed them on purpose.

Funlordjnr:
Have you finished crying? No one cares raghead! Now go and knock your skull on the ground till your forehead looks as if you were shot by a sniper while looking for blessings from a child banger above! Lmao!

Guy, you wicked

Hmm

kay9:
Y'all can keep theorizing on your tinfoils all you want until GRRM/D& D come along unannounced and kills off both of them, naim una eye go clear. As for me, I've since exchanged my heart for an icebox - Ned Stark's death taught me a bitter lesson.

Here's the whole moral of the Game of Thrones in one sentence: A man may live, or a man may die; it is all the same to the Many-faced god. Period.

Make GRRM try kill dem off na. Him go know say some people get stock for Game Of Thrones. The speed he will use to bring them back will supersede that of Jon Snow.

armadeo:
I Taya. That's the movie I check for every night. Even torrent no get better copy.

Chai

It takes marvel close to 3months to release their blu-ray. Dem stingy with their movies ehh

vic224real:
My dear, if I start telling u what I have done for this guy you will be forced to go out of your way and ask if I am being cursed. I did everything within my power to make sure we survive when we were both jobless.
I sold some of my properties to make sure we don't go hungry.

Can I ever trust any man again?

Lmao! We all said the same thing when we got jilted for someone else.

Yonce:
It will shock when Snow dies

GRRM does not follow TV rules.

3 characters GRRM can't kill
1. Danny
2. Tyrion
3. Jon (shebi him don defy death)
Seems to me the 3 are related by blood.

Abeg who understand this nonsense Ouija: origin of evil?

KealDrogo:
Quality movie like 30 days in Atlanta we all saw how well it perform not only in Nigeria but Globally making it the highest grossing film in the continent with numerous awards. But the problem as you noted is Nollywood, how often can they deliver such quality. Nollywood today are miserly with money. They will rather produce a 500k budget film and release it straight to YouTube that's the trend now.
YouTube is now the official cinema house for Nigerian films.

Abeg remove quality from that nonsense 30 days in Altanta. That movie was just fvcking horrible.
Forget all this quality and non-quality movies produced by both hollywood, Nollywood and bollywood. If producers give movies the required publicity, I bet you that even a low budget movie will do absolutely well anywhere in the world. The difference between this 3 major movie industries is the publicity they get from their makers then you can talk about quality. SAW, The Purge, paranormal activity, The king's speech etc are evidence that even a low budget movie can be a hit if well publicised.

obixcel:
Yeah I gat mine too, d dvd copy for Hidden Figures is surprisingly good, much better than FENCES. They will always make their money, they ain't like most of us

Lmao!

Btw, The girl on a train was worth it.

KealDrogo:
The patriots day was released to cinemas today 13th January and the DVDSCR is already flooding movie sites. How are they going to make profits

Yes na! U.S and other developed countries is not like naija where most people are waiting for pirated copy or cinema dub.

Btw, I just borrowed my own copy of hidden figures online. The rating is just too good to pass and I can't wait for blu-ray.

P.s The accountant was worth it. I hope Girl on a train is worth it also.

Fast and furious 6 has got to be the best of the franchise but that runway has got be the longest in the world.....goddammit!

Dominiquez:
God help this country, we have had enough.

Someone promised to be in forefront as we fight boko haram and until now he has not visited Maidurguri nor visit the conquered sambisa.

We are quietly watching as we near 2019.

So in your mind you think buhari can fire a loaded weapon with his weak bony finger?

OgidiOlu3:
I've not seen War Horse so I can't possibly compare but from the ones I've seen, Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan are my personal favourites.

You should try and see it. Schlinder's list was good even though it was someone else's true life story. War Horse was an act of pure master class. After watching that movie, I confirmed Spielberg as one of the best movie director in this century.

OgidiOlu3:
To me, Schindler's List is Spielberg's masterpiece. It's a great movie.

What will you now say about War Horse?

Laurence1:
You like storks to zootopia

Oh yes! I'm not trying to discredit zootopia, it was one great animation and so was secret life of pets too but storks was crazily funny!

Laurence1:
1. Zootopia
2. Moana
3. Storks
4. Sausage Party
5. Trolls

My own list o, nobody shu coman kee me over my own opinion o, biko...

1. Storks
2. Secret life of pets
3. Zootopia
4. .........
5. .........
6. Sausage Party

Haven't seen Moana and Trolls yet but I definitely know they'll be better than sausage bullcrap.

OgidiOlu3:
A friend saw Moana and told me it was better than Zootopia. I've not seen Moana though but Zootopia is my personal favourite animated feature this year.

Till I see moana

Bourne007:
How the heck is Sausage Party terrible lol .. One of the best animated movies this year after Zootopia, Trolls

And Storks too. It's very funny.

obixcel:
Watch ''The Monster''...no need to get high this time, open ur eyes and see. It's a mix of drama + horror

Lol! You wan kee person be that.

I'm a chronic night crawler and sometimes my imagination just works overtime especially after seeing a horror movie. Watching "the monster" without getting high will make me murder the little sleep I normally get few hours to sunrise.

armadeo:
Well in my opinion the clue started when the time loop was created. I.e the first time he travelled back in time. The loop continues on and on.

What you watched was just a loop.

Have you seen the others? Nicole Kidman.

Not horror but mind bending.

The others was awesome because I didn't see the twist coming.

Back to Predestination, you said the circle started when he became a time traveller? So he travelled back in time, met himself when he was a woman, slept with her and disappeared. She became pregnant and gave birth to herself/himself and the baby grew up to be exactly just like him...Good story but not convincing enough.

Let's say I agree with the above but before the creation of the time loop, who actually gave birth to him/her? Who and who actually copulated to get her/him into the world before he mysteriously appeared to start his circle?

armadeo:
Predestination.


That was a mind.fvck


Also check out the others another mind Vick.

Would check out coherence this weekend. Downloaded but no time to see it.

Mind fvck you say, me think that the director was just fvcking around. Since no one can explain how the circle began, I've decided to let them be.

Now I've discovered the secret of how to watch horror a movie and not think about it. Just get high!
It took me 2 and half days to finish ANNABEL and another 2 days to finish SINISTER. After getting high, all the demons in THE CONJURING looked like EDWARD SICSSOR HAND. Safe to say imma sleep peacefully tonight.

Papa bom-boy smokes weed(marijuana) and drinks alcohol like it's nobody's business and yet both him and his wife are reproducing like matured layer on heat period. As I'm typing his wife is currently pregnant with their 8th child.

IAmOged:
its has been scientifically proven that men loose control of their logicality when in the presence of a superhot babe...it in your DNA-your emotion to fvck will first take over,though u can snap out of it-but u cant escape it...lolz

You're making the same mistake you made while writing your article.....the mistake of GENERALISING.
So which focus group or scientist studied all men and concluded that we tend to lose all our ability to reason because we are in the presence of a superhot babe?

dljbd1:
Max steel was just there. Didn't feel the thrill at all.
Storyline is whack.

So imdb rating was on point then. Have you seen spectral? If yes, how was it?