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5 people needs help here.

Kaycee7:
What was incomplete about Transformers 4 storyline? I can't remember anything that can't be explained in a sequel. And I know The Last Knight releases this year

They did not explain where LaBeouf's character had gone or did they?

Kaycee7:
I happen to like Transformers 4. I think I'll prefer the Wahlberg movies to LaBeouf's, especially if Stanley Tucci will stay on.

How can you like Wahlberg's transformers with that incomplete storyline over LaBeouf's?
What happened to LaBeouf's character? Well Optimus Prime and Bumblebee ain't worried as well as Micheal Bay.

Kaycee7:
How would you compare Jack Reacher : Never Go Back to its prequel?

The prequel was cool. I thought the sequel was going to be like that and more. Never knew they planned on getting people angry with that..that..that Nollywood kind of movie.

KealDrogo:
you end up deleting it ba? I have interest watching old movies lately i kinda fancy them. New movies i only watch of the rating are high.

Me too. I feel Hollywood ain't doing enough base on their storyline that's why I still like them old movies. Remake and comic book adaptations has overtaken the industry. One can rarely find movies with new storyline or concept and when they do, they overdo it.
Transformers was a very good concept till they decided to go all Nollywood on it.
Tell me, would you prefer watching transformers 4 or the good, bad and ugly again?

KealDrogo:
Inferno has a little edge and twist, compared to the plain script Jack.Reacher.Never.Go.Back. They are slightly desame both films is about the main characters striving to save friend, family /world as the main plots with some not trusted people along their way.

Both movies were just there....nothing special. You need to see my face while watching jack reacher. 20mins into the movie, vex begin catch me.

So smoking tekno marijuana is now people's business!? Those sanctimonious and judgmental non-weed smokers should fvck off!

KealDrogo:
How will you rate it with Inferno¿

Imma give Inferno a 6.4/10. Why? Because it's the typical Robert Langdon bullsh*t flicks.

This time it wasn't the church that needed saving but the world and one man with his superior knowledge for interpreting symbols, diagrams and ancient languages will save it.

I rather watch superman again.

KealDrogo:
I find it interesting. Jack Reacher 2 is very predictable, it does not amuse me.

Predictable!? That storyline was plain stupi!d!

KealDrogo:
Yes she died. But her elder sister summon her back when she slit her hand and draw another ouija board with her blood.

Lol! That movie is a total waste of time and mb. The same can be said of JACK REACHER 2.

vatiqan:
you stink of stupidity. The very opposite of Yorubas' I've ever known.

JESU! Bros, your insult heavy o!

KealDrogo:
It's interesting and somehow scary. That possessed little girl the way she runs on the wall is kinda funny. At the last scene, when she was walking fast on the ceiling to attack the doctor at the mental hospital was so hilarious

So the elder sister sew the little girl mouth, she come die? Abi no be wetin I see you see?

JeffreyJamez:
Oh so no be only my mama hahahahahaha

Anytime I hear "go to my room" na cry and "mummy please" dey follow

Lol! But I rebel small sha. Anytime she talk "Go to your room" me go exile for 1week for uncle house.

A stranger gave me money and I never showed it to my mum. She told me to go and wait for her in her room and that was the last thing I heard from her. She flogged me in the morning and I woke up at night.

Hidden Figures: 9/10

From lemme just watch 5 to 10mins, I ended up watching the whole thing. I can't remember the last time I felt so good about a movie. It deserves one or two oscar nomination.

Na lie.

Since the past weeks, we've been getting news of how the Nigerian army have been victorious against BH sect, killing them in their numbers while taking one or two casualties.
This means to an extent a large area of the state should be safe and with tight security right!? Which also should mean that the IDP camp that house BH victims should be a safe place and miles away from any gunfight or BH invasion!?
So this mudafvcker should tell us what a fighter jet was doing so close to a safe zone and at the same time releasing it's payload on refugees killing more than 50 persons?

Either the government have been lying to us (never trusted them anyway) or the government killed them on purpose.

Funlordjnr:
Have you finished crying? No one cares raghead! Now go and knock your skull on the ground till your forehead looks as if you were shot by a sniper while looking for blessings from a child banger above! Lmao!

Guy, you wicked

Hmm

kay9:
Y'all can keep theorizing on your tinfoils all you want until GRRM/D& D come along unannounced and kills off both of them, naim una eye go clear. As for me, I've since exchanged my heart for an icebox - Ned Stark's death taught me a bitter lesson.

Here's the whole moral of the Game of Thrones in one sentence: A man may live, or a man may die; it is all the same to the Many-faced god. Period.

Make GRRM try kill dem off na. Him go know say some people get stock for Game Of Thrones. The speed he will use to bring them back will supersede that of Jon Snow.

armadeo:
I Taya. That's the movie I check for every night. Even torrent no get better copy.

Chai

It takes marvel close to 3months to release their blu-ray. Dem stingy with their movies ehh

vic224real:
My dear, if I start telling u what I have done for this guy you will be forced to go out of your way and ask if I am being cursed. I did everything within my power to make sure we survive when we were both jobless.
I sold some of my properties to make sure we don't go hungry.

Can I ever trust any man again?

Lmao! We all said the same thing when we got jilted for someone else.

Yonce:
It will shock when Snow dies

GRRM does not follow TV rules.

3 characters GRRM can't kill
1. Danny
2. Tyrion
3. Jon (shebi him don defy death)
Seems to me the 3 are related by blood.

Abeg who understand this nonsense Ouija: origin of evil?

KealDrogo:
Quality movie like 30 days in Atlanta we all saw how well it perform not only in Nigeria but Globally making it the highest grossing film in the continent with numerous awards. But the problem as you noted is Nollywood, how often can they deliver such quality. Nollywood today are miserly with money. They will rather produce a 500k budget film and release it straight to YouTube that's the trend now.
YouTube is now the official cinema house for Nigerian films.

Abeg remove quality from that nonsense 30 days in Altanta. That movie was just fvcking horrible.
Forget all this quality and non-quality movies produced by both hollywood, Nollywood and bollywood. If producers give movies the required publicity, I bet you that even a low budget movie will do absolutely well anywhere in the world. The difference between this 3 major movie industries is the publicity they get from their makers then you can talk about quality. SAW, The Purge, paranormal activity, The king's speech etc are evidence that even a low budget movie can be a hit if well publicised.

obixcel:
Yeah I gat mine too, d dvd copy for Hidden Figures is surprisingly good, much better than FENCES. They will always make their money, they ain't like most of us

Lmao!

Btw, The girl on a train was worth it.

KealDrogo:
The patriots day was released to cinemas today 13th January and the DVDSCR is already flooding movie sites. How are they going to make profits

Yes na! U.S and other developed countries is not like naija where most people are waiting for pirated copy or cinema dub.

Btw, I just borrowed my own copy of hidden figures online. The rating is just too good to pass and I can't wait for blu-ray.

P.s The accountant was worth it. I hope Girl on a train is worth it also.

Fast and furious 6 has got to be the best of the franchise but that runway has got be the longest in the world.....goddammit!

Dominiquez:
God help this country, we have had enough.

Someone promised to be in forefront as we fight boko haram and until now he has not visited Maidurguri nor visit the conquered sambisa.

We are quietly watching as we near 2019.

So in your mind you think buhari can fire a loaded weapon with his weak bony finger?