₦airaland Forum

AlfaSeltzer:
The Zoo will fall.

Nah, Nigeria is not a zoo. At least in a zoo, all animals are given a place to stay and those place are maintained by zookeepers.

Nigeria is an evil forest!

Nukualofa:
I want to know this new breed zombie pathogen that his patriotism can kill buhari prostrate cancer

Zombie don get new breed!?

That lie really did fly then. What about Thunder Balogun wey tear shot from national stadium to 3rd mainland bridge!?

Our elders can lie sha

KealDrogo:
#Getout

I heard that movie was the real deal!

Arsenal's problem just turned spiritual. They need not only sack wenger, they need a new boss plus T. B. Joshua

Oscar na fraud! Just tell me what's so special about Moonlight!?
The most inconsequential movie of 2016.

Rip Bill! I loved your character in TWO GUNS.

I remember the morning we are to leave camp to our respective PPAs. I and a friend finished eating and a woman walked toward us and asked if we were through with the food in our plates. Me thinking she worked there told her to go ahead and collect the plates, thinking she was going to wash them. She poured the leftovers into her son's plate to eat.

I can only think of one thing in that scenario......poverty!

It will never be well with out leaders both dead and alive!

ivandragon:
lol...

as is common with you PMB Social Media Idiots, too dumb to reason effectively...

you get hit with the reality & you get a brain freeze & resort to childish acts...

Rotflmao

Moonlight
This is one senseless movie. Don't even know what the movie was all about and to think it got 8 oscar nomination is even totally absurd. To think even further that Mahershala Ali is favourite to win best supporting role actor with his ten scene makes oscar awards a joke!
I've seen boring movies in my life but this, this just tops the list.

What are the criteria for oscar nomination? Seems all these oscar nominated movies got one thing in common this year....they all are boring! slow and boring!

MJBOLT:

underworld:blood wars -10/10
terrible film, i wonder which is more terrible twilight or this waste of mb
Useless fight scenes, so many useless characters

-10!? This one is just pure hatred.

You blurred the boobs abi but you couldn't blur the image on the mirror

God haff catch you!

hakeem4:
Stop taking drugs you people will not hear.




That was how one guy in my area finished smoking weed and he went to the hospital and asked the receptionist that he wants to see Dr dre

Maybe the hospital has a doctor named Dre abi na only one Dre dey planet earth?

"She said no sex till the guy becomes a christian"
So they can have sex after the guy becomes a christian before marriage!?
This one na pure olosho

krattoss:
futo is a fvcked school full of carton jeew men....

Graduating from IMSU and a cultist makes you tough?

IpobExposed:
Mynd44 and lalasticlala why should u post a news on front-page by this time. People who are sleeping if they wake up tomorrow how will they get the news.
Plus now is on front page many irrelevant people will rush to comment. There by occupying the space he was supposed to use in updating the complete info.

People been dey talk say you no get sense but i don truly confirm say you no get sense.

Come at emirate, arsenal must get their revenge 4 - 0






























Lemme help them go get it on PES16

Your sister is extremely smart and yet married a chronic cheat, serial murderer and a prone HIV carrier
Abeg give "smart" a new meaning jor

Yes I'm single and I do support break up especially on or before val's day.

Lmao! You left your radical cave and found comfort in a civilised country then try to turn that civilised country into that radical cave you came from? Why da fvck did you leave your radical cave in the first place?
In fact me no understand these people sef

Thanks but where can I download them?

Kaycee7:
It's not about having infinite combos. Iron Man would be a good battle for the Ghost of Sparta, one I'm sure he'll win convincingly. But add Captain America, the ultimate soldier, Black Widow, awesome tactician, Winter Soldier, almost Captain America and Black Panther, magnificent warrior. Kratos will need more than Athena to win this fight.

Kratos battled and killed Zeus, Hades, previous god of war, Poseidon and some other gods he defeated with a single blow. Now that's not someone you want captain and his crew to fight.

KealDrogo:
Fifty-Shades- Darker sets for release this Friday in the US. I guess it is targeted for valentines

So they really added a mess to their previous mess!?

Manchester by the sea is just another sad movie. E be like say na sad movies dey reign so

Promised to take a certain girl out and then she brought her friend along, telling me she had no date for val. I looked at her, turned and went home without talking to any of them. Used my cash and bought me chicken suya plus St. Remy and some kush.

Vorpal:
it appears the ineffectiveness of that network is at an all time high presently.

i just ported to glo about two weeks ago having been told that their network has improved, now am trying to port to airtel and been told i have to wait 45 days! am so pissed with that network! despite how far it has come it still struggles behind etisalat that arrived last of all the network?
i feel compelled to question how business savy adenuga is, for him to have a company that performs so poorly! na to just dey build house upandan for banana island and dey name street after himself. poor customer delivery and satisfaction! assholes! #rantover!

@topic: i find that Trolls movie very much for toddlers after wasting a good amount of megabytes i struggled to download with glo's erratic network!

Glo lol! I have all 4 major networks but I find Etisalat to be the fastest of them all. Port to Etisalat and solve any problem about ineffectiveness but also bear in mind that they don't have cheap data plans and very wide network coverage.


Hacksaw Ridge was bloody awesome. 8/10

If I were buhari, I would use this line when I come back “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

malware:
My point is

Is the US a terrorist nation by killing more than 200,000 innocent civilans?

Is Hitler a terrorist or not? .

Which Muslim nation or individual match the above mentioned entities in murder of innocent civilians?

For someone throwing accusations around people for not been intelligent or can't have an intelligent discussion, you sound half smart.
Is Japan a terrorist nation for attacking US unprovoked?
The said amount was killed during world war 2 that lasted 3 years and "all is fair in love and war".
When Bin Laden orchestrated the destruction of world trade centre killing close to 3000 people, was US at war?

Germany was at war and Hitler killed people but did he justify such with the bible? NO!

malware:
Good Boy... you answered it correct. Now answer this again

did Hitler killed more than 11million people?

Yes and your point is?

malware:
Let me come down to your level. Did you agree that the US killed about 200,000 people in nuclear attack in Japan?

Intelligent man, you've got no argument here. Yes, US did kill close to that amount but Japan had it coming. What did US do to deserve the unprovoked attack by Japan on Pearl Harbour that killed more than 3000?
Stop trying to be intelligent.

She born 3 three times in 3 years then 2 four times in 4 years then 1.


Anyone that agree with buhari's fake age(74) then the joke is on him/her.

O boy! Game of thrones naija version in play. Tune to NTA, AIT or Aljazeera for pilot episode.