₦airaland Forum

Abeg buhari should just fly off. He should go to amazon forest or visit Bermuda triangle or take a vacation to Mars. I see no difference when he's in the country or outside.

But on national television, one senile kunu sipping president suffering from amnesia and diarrhea of the mouth told Nigerians that he doesn't know what fuel subsidy means.

Pay salaries? For where? Imo? Lairs.

Rochas can do the unthinkable after all he bought a Christmas tree for 600million. World most expensive tree.

davodguy:
The change is so evident sir.

April, 2015 we're doing 2000+
April, 2016 we're doing 3000+

Nigeria also reached the all time high since 1960 in February, 2016

Oga but I have not seen light for the past 3weeks na!
April 2015, with 2000+ MW, my street was shining but now, with 3000+ MW, my street is in total darkness except moonlight counts as part of the 3000+.

With time APC will change your name from Smart to........

If I say A, you say P, another man say C, omo na you sabi?
If I say A, you say P, another man say C, omo na you sabi?

APC: congregation of brain dead folks

IamAtribalist:
By Idoko Stevens

Two tribes are the major problems with this country. These two tribes - Hausa/Fulani and Igbo- are EXTREMISTS by nature. The first civil war was caused by the wanton violence and greed of Igbos and Hausa/Fulanis. And I guarantee you, IF Nigeria gets into a second civil war it will still be because of these two tribes. I will tell you a secret of the average Hausa/Fulani and the average Igbo:

If you are NOT Muslim, the average Hausa/Fulani sees you as a SUB-HUMAN.

If you are not Igbo, the average Igbo sees you as INFERIOR.

I have lived/worked in every single geopolitical zone in this country, and I can tell you that these two groups are the reason why Nigeria will NEVER know peace.

But you may ask if the Igbos are EXTREMISTS how come they are not as violent as the Hausa/Fulanis? Igbos will have no problem go around this country killing ANYONE who is not Igbo or Christian, the ONLY thing that stops them is FEAR. Most Igbos still have a very fresh 'memory' of the events of the Biafran war and so are afraid that if they so EXPRESS THEIR WANTON EXTREMISM, they would suffer the civil war fate again. The Hausa/Fulanis however are not bugged down by any such fear. This is why you see these herdsmen going around the country slaughtering innocent men, women and children without the slightest hint of remorse.

I agree with IPOB that Igbos need their own country but not for the reason of 'marginalization' that they claim. The reason why Igbos and Northerners each need their own country is because they are EXTREMELY VIOLENT PEOPLE BY NATURE who cannot live in peace with non-Igbos and non-Northerners.

So you came to this conclusion how? Because you've lived amongst igbo people for how long? 4,5 years?
I can't imagine how someone will just sit at a place and compose a pile of beautiful nonsense and then post it as his opinion.

hardbody:
Diploma equivalent to a Masters degree? Perhaps that acquired or procured from your university not mine

Diploma is equivalent to masters but it still doesn't change the fact that buhari forged his waec certificate. Even his words and actions show that he has nothing in his head.
Telling Nigerian graduates and undergraduates why Nigerian universities are not properly rated yet he never attended one. He now has a chance to make up for it by sending his daughters to a Nigerian university but refuses.
Watch it, that man's brain will soon die.

Lack of communication. I'm sure that kunu sipping president knows nothing about Nigeria's treasury.

The look on that face is just priceless

When someone can't handle the after effect of weed, they create thread like this.
"South south" brings nothing but Oil and that is enough to sustain Nigeria.

What about the one that borrowed money to buy APC presidential ticket and could still afford to school his children abroad?

Caseless:
it wouldn't have been easy for u to call someone's dad a 'coconut' head if u have one, don't u think?

It sounds easy and fair to insult Jonathan hmm?

Khloe or kim?

And people are talking about the year 2106? I pray Jesus comes back before the 4th war world because hiding won't help anybody when hydrogen and nuclear bombs start going off.

A man after my heart.

Papa dey snap, pikin dey snap. Una well don.

Mizzzbeee:
tnx

Abeg remove Victor Frankenstein from that list. That movie was poo mixed with adulterated piss and a total waste of MB and precious time.

Nna mehn who she epp?

Op, did you smack that ass before grabbing it or did you grab it before smacking it?

Nice ass tho

joey150:
considering we are doing so bad.. We still miles ahead of you.
Speaks volume of your demise.

OK. God help arsenal to win tomorrow cos I'm coming for you.

joey150:
ahhh 1989...hahahah. Really?! U will make a great historian. I bet we won the ucl before world war 2

Besides we arsenal fans are not happy..we protest at games. Because we hate mediocrity and failure..

You haven't won the league in your own country since 1993.. And you say you are a big club? Besides we talking local here..dont take it to Europe yet.. I love liverpool..and even more since klopp came om board.

But you are still an under achieving club..no matter how much you spend.. You'll just never win the league..

Sad really.

And arsenal are over achievers eh? Kai! You need to get well soon.

joey150:
but i cannot be jealous of a looser na..

I can only jealous achievers...

Ok

joey150:
all of you are getting it wrong.
I can jealous barca and madrid or even Leicester..
How can i be envious of a club that has never won the epl since 93?? Thats like after 23 trials, thats failure in hd.
Sorry i cannot hate on failure bros..sorry to say but You are not a big club.
Am wishing ur club well..cause i love klop.

Lemme help you. Liverpool won the league as far back as 1989. It wasn't premier League then but we are still happy abi? Did any liverpool fan complain to you?

Now arsenal, your darling club has not won and will never win UEFA. I'm not even sure about them qualifying for UEFA next season.

Now take all your hate and negative energy and channel towards wenger alright?

porozhniy:
@Mimzy, there is nothing romantic about football. Nothing beats the exhilarating feeling u get from shouting urself hoarse on a typical matchday, throwing banter with the opposition fans, holding urself from taking an imaginary shot everytime ur team gets near the opposition goal, applauding that crunch ball recovery tackle, the crazy celebrations when the ball finally hit the back of the net. Sometimes, you kick at a ball in ur sleep while grinning from ear to ear. Most of us just watch football for 90 minutes on weekends, i dnt understand why a lot of women want their partners to spend those precious minutes with them. Me go quarrel with anybody wey try deny me my weekly fix without any tangible reason...

Now this guy gets it.

Watching football with your girlfriend is cool but for people like me.....Never!
Football requires 100% concentration from me. Football to me, is like watching a movie directed by Christopher Nolan or studying chemistry. 100% focus, 100% complaining. The anxiety alone will make you not to notice the girl sitting beside you. That's football for me.

For Nigeria! You want to spoil my family's name?
Go inside, get my shotgun and start blasting.
No son of mine that is gay will live to tell the story.

Jumbledwords:
I don't really care for issues surrounding politics/politicians but what exactly is the bone of contention here? Do people really think the president can't afford to pay for the trip on his own dime? How/why are people concluding that it came from the country's purse? If you have concrete evidence, please put it forward.

Yes, he cannot afford it. He claimed to have borrowed money to pay for his presidential ticket and all of a sudden, he can afford to school and transport his daughters to London.

kaydguru:
U re truly an abused person. I can get help for you, if u don't mind.

Like I said earlier, ya papa abused me! Now fvck off and stop quoting me. You can handle that as a big boy can't you

kaydguru:
No wonder you still reason like someone that was abused. Get help asap.

I'm sure your father is the person responsible for the abuse.

Lmao! The buhari guy just killed me.
C class: what is your favorite sex position?

Buhari guy: Ehn my brother let me tell you my position, if buhari can just make importation easy blah blah blah

Me: Rotflmao!

My favorite is cat style.

obixcel:
Easy na bros, lol, some folks haven't watched these movies yet and it would spoil their eagerness.

I haven't seen BVS yet but it's not like what y'all have said here is going to make it any different.

obixcel:
lol, I understand u couldn't stomach d nearly 3 hrs of space adventure. I learnt so many stuff though, personally I enjoy most documentaries on space and d universe at large,but d 3 hour movie was energy-sapping.

Christopher Nolan sure knows how to make someone keep paracetamol close while watching his movies.