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i dey laugh o

Useless girls.

When I happen to meet these runs girls either knowingly or unknowingly, with their artificial eye lashes and their leg ring, I don't even regard them.

After the whole horizontal salsa, I just give her the change she is looking for and tell her to get the fucck out.

I don't even allow them shower before I ask them to leave.

Money hungry skreps.

Chevronstaff:
Pinnick Amaju is by far the best NFF President... This is how leadership should be..#respect

I hope he wins re-election, which would be the first time in the history of the NFA/NFF.

Malawian:
I dont even understand Nigerian sometimes.

Igbo people went back to their own region, declared independence for not even all of their lands (Anioma), but still, only their region and was managing themselves with whatever they had.

3 months later, Nigerians already tired on being with themselves in their country, decided to invade another country to kill and plunder like their lives depended on it.

Yet, "Ojukwu wanted to win a war"

So if someone decides not to live in your house anymore, it becomes an invitation to fight him wherever he goes to find refuge?

I really cant understand these guys honestly.

And yet they will tell you today to go back to your land.

It is a laughable irony.

Kotodoctor:
Nice one bro!

Na so white man will committed years to developing h.i.v treatment. At the same time black man will be watching bb africa, bb nija double wahala...

Tomorrow now when dem catch sickness from fuckkkk fuckkk,, dem go rush go meet white man for help.

Na that time white man go show dem bill weh go kill them faster than the h.i.v.

Funny but true.

The day I learnt that my little sister in 200 level stays up to 3am watching bbnaija instead of studying , I gave her a dirty slap she will never forget.

Lost generation.

milf

Nigeria's most important player.

A bastardization and commercialization of MLK legacy by people whose only claim to it is genealogy.

MLK will weep in his grave. He spent his life fighting leaders like buhari.

ibkgab001:
Not funny again

it is still very funny.

There must be a truth to their Yoruba demons tag.

Russia is in trouble. The entire Europe has isolated them .

They have done the job for America .

By the time the US is through with Russia , they will know that shoe has size.

Damn.

I like that isi agu that was crafted like a coat in the first picture.


I will show it to my tailor

Buhari sowed hate all through his campaign.

Amaechi threatened parallel govt the first time in our history, which means buhari"s ambition was worth more than the stability of Nigeria.

And somehow, buhari's brain dead lackeys are surprised that many people hate buhari to the point of irrationality.

They shouldn't be surprised. You can't sow hate and reap love.

How will I know you love me?


Worked for me twice in school.


I don't do that anymore though .

Ladies that come to my house now are matured enough to know what is going down without all the stress.

I only hope those uncircumcised Philistines have not defiled her.

That is a way of Islamic conquest.

Why should I care?

What has tinubu contributed positively to my life or to Nigeria as a whole?

2 million people lost would make a serious dent in a population.

Imagine the humongous lose of human capital .

And when you now realize that one igbo life has more productivity than 100 others elsewhere, especially in Nigeria, the lose is incalculable .

The fact that Bill cares about Nigeria is what I don't understand.

If I were the richest man in the world, a Third World shitthole would be the last thing on my mind.