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WTF!!

Yoruba men are saucy Sha.

No depth is too low for them. Dem go follow you wear skirt.

Just see person husband.

DownChelsea:
Consolation

Chelsea is currently under severe sanctions.

We don't even know our owners yet and players are uncertain.
We can't even pay salaries because our funds are frozen.

It would take a lot of luck for us to win the champion League under these stiff conditions.

Come back next season.

BabalawoPikin:
I hate condoms.. My dick always fall whenever I wear it. So I stick with my mmpurummirri wife anytime I want some fun.. Before one small girl go give me gono gono

I don't think you are married.

You won't call your wife mkpurumiri just to satisfy your fellow bigots on nairaland.

Keep lying.

Ray07:
Smiles . . . it won't happen this time.

Yes, because ten haag is the return of sir Alex Ferguson.

Lol.

Chelsea is in turmoil especially with ownership issues.
We are currently under sanctions and players are not even sure where they stand right now.

It's a fantasy to believe we would win the UCL under such scenarios.

Let us sort out our home-front and ownership, renew good contracts, sell off who needs to be sold and get in good additions to the team.

We will be back next season.

Why are we still repairing that useless complex?

Why not build another one and use the parts in ajaokuta as steel raw materials?

The billions of dollars that have been used over the years is enough to build a new one.

Ray07:
I swear. I hope United get 1 or 2 players from them as Ten hag the come.

The only thing United is good at is to rubbish the portfolio of good coaches.

By the time ten hag is leaving United, even enyimba will not want to hire him.

Omo, we need to atleast draw this game, so that we can take the war to the bernabeu.

We can win, but if we can't, don't fuccking lose.

Unlimited22:
Can we get Christensen off please?

Why are we even playing that idiot.

The fool is already at Barcelona.

At this point, we are sabotaging ourselves.

C'mon Chelsea.

Let's beat these Spanish wankers.

donjazet:
Tuchel, you need to make tactical changes, they are playing us 4 against 2 in that middle, bring in kovacic for mount. Mount is useless in that middle

They are doing to us what we did to them last season.

Win the midfield battle.

Tuchel needs to put bodies there and ask them to push forward and take risk.

There is no away goal in this champions league.

If we get our acts in order, we can win this game.

There is still time.

andrewbaba44:
This poor Madrid team is better than Chelsea ,The earlier you know the better for you

No it not.
Chelsea is dominating the game.

The problem is that there is no real penetration.

donstan18:
You dey play, them dey score you.

Tuchel is shiit

That is exactly what agbonlahor said before the game today.

Our football has become boring.

A lot of passes but no impact.

What is this nonsense passing?

Who told them this is the Chelsea way?

See as this poor Madrid team dey use us shine??

WTF.

This is horrendous.

But no, we will not vote for Peter obi.

abobote:
I haven't posted wife birthday before, even on WhatsApp. She don complain tire, and I no ready to do that shit anytime soon.
Men wey carry marriage for their head de try

Make your wife happy that way every once in a while.

The little things are a big deal to them.

It's everywhere now, this public display of affection on social media.

So men would have to adapt for peace to reign.

This small boy wey dey cry inside film not long ago don marry this aunty?

How??

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Took place in September.. while Putin's puppet was hyping Russia's recent test..
The game players don't need to introduce themself..they own the game..

Theirs is not as fast as the Russians though.

That is why husbands should always call their wives as often as possible especially when she is not at home.

Women are not that rigid.

Na man wey give Dem attention Dem go follow.

Some women, it's their male co-workers that call them day and night to know how they are and if they have gotten home safely from work, while the husband does not give a whit where his wife is.

And you think that woman will not cheat?

If she does not cheat, na small go remain.

I can gift a woman for delivering a baby.
That thing is not easy.
So I understand the concept of "push gift".

I can even gift a woman for her birthday.
Everybody likes a birthday gift.

I can gift a woman for being kind.
Kind people deserves gifts.

But gifting her because she accepted your proposal is emmm.... simpish.

You can't force a woman to do what she does not want to do in the first place.

These are the men ruining things for other men.

You are thanking her for accepting your proposal?

If she didn't think it would favour her, she would have poured water on you when you even tried proposing.
She wanted to marry you too.

Men need to do better.

He was saying it before the appropriation commitee.

Even a child knows he just wants to increase budget.

Poverty.
It has no respect for infrastructure.
And under buhari, the poverty rate is at all time high.

That is why someone like peter Obi is critically needed.
He understands the poverty sickness of Nigeria and how to cure it.

shadrach77:
Add Brymo and Adekunle Gold to that list

Why not add pasuma and obesere too?
And then if you are not done, add portable and small doctor.

Realist12:
Nigeria youths with entitlements , yes all the nominees tried , but someone has to win it which is an elderly woman ,who's more experienced . Now let's relate this to our local politics.

No.
She produced better work.

Does Buhari produce better work?

Cultistupdate:
These three groups are fighting themselves at the same time.
Don't walk with cultist in the aforementioned area at this time.
Don't dress like them.
If you're a very good friend to any run out of town before you're mistakenly to be a member by a rival gang.

How do they dress?

So that we can know and avoid it.

Amalekki:
Hehehehehe ok I hear you bros

It's not a matter of hehehee.

How many states can atiku win in the North where he comes from?

PressMyButton:
A Governor is talking and you think your opinion counts?. Take a seat.

Yeah a governor from atiku's state.
I am sure other states will have their own opinion.

Where is wike sef?

Infact as it stands right now, there is no politician in southern Nigeria with the level of good reputation of peter obi.

None.

The people that will not vote for him will do so because of his tribe, NOT COMEPETENCE.