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Nairaland General › Whats The Fuss About Planking by Cuddlemii(op): 8:43pm On Jul 02, 2011
Whats the rationale or motive or end result of this PLANKING everyone is going gaga over.

Romance › Re: Our Strong Love For White Girls by Cuddlemii: 8:23pm On Jul 02, 2011
First of all, I must give it to Naija babes anytime any day

1) What we possess is what most white women pay so much in acquiring (cash and pain) via surgery. We don't waste money on surgery cos we have it in abundance. Some peoples own sef na curse, to be continued is written on them.

2) We are home makers and not slave makers- We cook, clean and cater to our men, we don't order our men to do the chores or wash our undies.

3) We can't seize our men's international passport and report them to the police because we were raised right to pamper our men and not taketh by force

4) Our naija men want us, adore us, need us and get seduced by us. What is wrong with their oyinbo men that they have to wait for naija men before they can date or marry. If they can't attract their kind, they are not woman enough then.

5) Naija babes don't need to buy affection cos we have the weapons already to a man's heart. Why do the white women spend so much for affection?

6) If you like marry white, asia, pakistan. Naija men always come back to have a Naija wife here.

7) Naija babes can marry a man from any country without being a slave, selling their birth rite or washing undies for the whites.

Unfortunately we posses a lot as a Naija woman.

There is no place like home jor, Charity begins at home!!!

Come home and marry your women, we would not make you do groceries on your own, we wont starve u with only vegetarian diet and yogurt, we would not ask you to do the dishes, we would not ask you to take out the bin, we would not ask you to walk and bath scooby, the dog.  We are bloody endowed, know our culture and u would still be the head and not the maid!
Romance › Re: What's Wrong With This Compliment? by Cuddlemii: 7:42pm On Jul 02, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=704515.msg8637155#msg8637155 date=1309631258]May God bless you that those two statements. I wonder what she would have done if he said she was plain Ugly.--The babe would have fainted.

[/quote]Fantasia said people used to call her ugly before she won American Idols, that didn't bother her or limit her. See where she is now. I'm sure those same people that called her ugly would be claiming her now or begging for money from her.

The op's girl is just a baby jor!
Romance › Re: What's Wrong With This Compliment? by Cuddlemii: 7:36pm On Jul 02, 2011
@op

Oh sheet meeen, just saw you are based in the US. Us peeps talk frankly.

Damn it, she wasn't pretty and who gives a hoot meeen. It is what it is meeen. The shawty is a down arse but aint gat no face to it, meeen.

You kid her not meeen. She is just a drama queen meeen. Her girlfriends cute but she ain't meeen, but she could be som's baby mama. No shame in ur game meeen, u just spit from ur heart dawg.
Romance › Re: What's Wrong With This Compliment? by Cuddlemii: 7:19pm On Jul 02, 2011
Why should you apologize? What do you want to say to her: "Sorry for saying you are not pretty". The harm has already been done.

She even showed you she was upset, babe got no chesting and stamina for hard knocks like this. She couldn't even hide it. Why the hell would you show your bruised ego to man, what happened to the term "pride". That means she is ugly inside out.

But U sef wicked sha, which kind line be that. Its better not to flatter a babe by keeping mute than jam talking. You should have just told her that "you like her personality" simple. "The every guy would love to be with" part was not necessary because that's not a proven fact.

In conclusion, u sha wanted to preach the sermon!
Family › Re: In Need Of The Services Of A Lawyer, I Want To File For A Divorce. by Cuddlemii: 3:40pm On Jul 02, 2011
obowunmi:
OP needs his greencard.
What can we do to stop the divorce and get him a green card at the same time. I don't like divorce abeg
Health › Re: Any Doctor Or Scientist, Does Weight Loss Reduce The Bossoms by Cuddlemii(op): 12:47pm On Jul 02, 2011
Lolz I don't want you to be rushed to Igbobi. Ur arms would everly be on cuddle mode wink

Thats the mistake I made oh. Didnt take pix. But will do that so I can write a book on weight loss or a DVD
Romance › Re: Who Did You Put It? by Cuddlemii: 12:41pm On Jul 02, 2011
ceeplus:
He said her girlfriend hardly romance[b] her[/b] willingly unless he started it.he will always be the one to start it.sometimes he does ask,does it mean her girl doesnt has feelings for him or in every relationship,is it men that are suppose to be more romantic?For me,i put it this way,maybe the girl does not love her really.FOR YOU I DONT KNOW HOW YOU PUT IT?
Is this an English quiz to test peoples grammar?

Or a puzzle titled when to use her in a sentence cos I'm not unraveling the puzzle at all

Funny how Upendo and 190 understood the topic, maybe they passed the quiz
Health › Re: Any Doctor Or Scientist, Does Weight Loss Reduce The Bossoms by Cuddlemii(op): 12:33pm On Jul 02, 2011
No I dont need weight loss. I am underweight now sef. I just need to know about bosoms and buttocks when it comes to weight loss
Family › Re: In Need Of The Services Of A Lawyer, I Want To File For A Divorce. by Cuddlemii: 12:25pm On Jul 02, 2011
Please don't leave your wife. Whats the problem maybe I can help. A problem shared is half solved. Please Please Please
Health › Any Doctor Or Scientist, Does Weight Loss Reduce The Bossoms by Cuddlemii(op): 10:36am On Jul 02, 2011
I will like to know if weight loss reduces the bosoms.
Romance › Re: Should He Call Off The 4yrs Old Relationship Because Of This Issue? by Cuddlemii: 7:56am On Jul 02, 2011
M M M:
op
why is dat your GF alwayz cheating on u ? angry
Be a broda's keeper then
Romance › Re: Should He Call Off The 4yrs Old Relationship Because Of This Issue? by Cuddlemii: 7:21am On Jul 02, 2011
Hahahahaha

I can imagine the guy's expression at that point in time. He would feel so stupid.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Worst Things To Put On Your Resume by Cuddlemii: 7:12am On Jul 02, 2011
Cuteobi:
No pictures or photos except required to do so
This is so irritating. Some would snap a side view pix or pose in the pix with a smirk on their face. That should land it in the dustbin. lolz

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