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upendo 98:
^^^
your truly circular and conventional

. I might just make you my church treasurer

Thats what you get for dating a perfect man. They preach what they don't practice.

I don't know why women, babes or girls think its a fairytale world that we live in. Its better to date a sincere guy with faults so that you know if you can tolerate them or not or sometimes grow to manage them.

Any man that shows you his bad sides and shortcomings is better than all those perfect or stainless guys because when they would exhibit their madness, you would be swept off your toes.

If a man is perfect, run away cos he is hiding something. Only God is perfect. Satan was an angel but see what he became and what he has caused the world.

I am not perfect so I dont need perfection. Infact I need a screw up who will be man enough to be himself rather than living in a fantasy world.

If you are looking for a perfect man then keep jonzing. Even all those so called perfect men have wahala sef they would dictate what you would wear etc and turn you to a mini robot while they chase after the ones that are wearing skimpy clothes that they banned you from wearing.

A sincere guy or husband with faults would want you to scatter his head with dem clothes even if there would be restrictions he might ask you not to wear it outside. These are my kind of men. I always respect men that take their wives clubbing while the so called perfect men bring their mistress.

Some sincere men with faults would tell their chick that their tummy is getting big and go as far as working out with their babe. The perfect ones would lie and sulk about their babe's tummy to their friends.

Even players aways have the one they love and care about. Some are reasonable enough to spill that they have a steady then its up to the babe to decide.

All men are the best of players but bother about what you have with the player and the end result.

M M M:
I want u.
But u re free 2 counsel me.

Cuddling would shed ur triceps oh. Its only for the fit and endurables. But I will write you a manual of how to make 8 kids in 8 years, its very simple.

satani22:
LWKMD . The person wey u never see whether na he/she, fine/ugly
@Satani22

Thats why you are here now. Abeg I need make over, wanna be like beyonce or rihanna but with longer hair. 8 kids has stretched my body.

These thread just made me remember year 3 :

Well I went to visit my toaster back then in school. So he asked what I wanted to eat and He ordered just one plate. I wasn't bothered cos I thot maybe he just wanted to drink while I ate or he had already eaten as I met him there or maybe the place was too expensive. Only for him to grab his cutlery to my surprise. The guy almost ate the plate and forgot I was there, he was just eating away like I wasnt there. I barely ate 1 spoon and gave up.

On my way back to school, I went to Nandos to buy food to take back to school.

The next time he called me, I changed my voice to an indian woman and said I had relocated.

Ps: The guy was a very fine guy and big boy oh. Ill mannered boy.

@M M M

Sorry Im expecting my 8th child. I can counsel u on how to get that level.

M M M:
cuddlemii
re u married?

Yes with 7 kids. Why?

@ M M M

Im a female pastor oh. Didnt come on NL for that, I came to spread the word! I was sent to destroy Satani22, Im on a mission cos I knew about his arrival since last week.

M M M:
Cuddlemii
Re u a pastor?

Yes now but a circular or conventional pastor.

Give Jesus a wiper, let me see your windscreen, ok its clean.

upendo 98:
@ Cuddleme,

Did u say church is the best place for a serious relationship? Well if u asked me I would say otherwise.No hatred here but my first and serious relationship was with a church dude cz I was the 'church gal' and he was the 'church guy'. I have nothing to write home about that relationship.
I purposed never to be blind again. Having said that I know there are 'few' honest people in church but I aint looking that direction.
Theres nice people outside the church walls too.

I was just kidding around asking if people went to church. A serious relationship is not determined by the location it started but the parties involved.

@mynd
Then thats not love cos you are not dying for her but with her.

If you had said you would go first and then she follows, you wld have been a good hero.

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=697736.msg8593808#msg8593808 date=1309096062]LOL!
No, i'm a Roman Catholic. And ". . .asharabababa. . ." is a BS'ing cliche used while 'speaking in tongues'.
Lol@Magic spells.[/quote]Oh ok. Well I was in the spirit but didnt speak in tongues. Can you speak in tongues?

Wislet:
Luv your personality.

Luv yours too

stagger:
Hmm, I read somewhere that you like being cuddled. I nominate myself to be your cuddler. What say ye?

Thee no wan no stagger. Thine no stay in 1 place.

Cuddler no proper, rather cuddle stepper

Wislet:
Woes of having friends 'arrange' anyone for you.

Arrangee never works.

What if you are hooked up with half woman-half goat or the guy wears a permanent smile as in he cant close his mouth . Sturvs just alwayz go wrong cos the parties did nt like eachother naturally or were not physically attracted to eachother but were just merged together. The intermediary would just be catching trips on them.

And when sturvs go missing, the intermediary is going to be blamed.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=697375.msg8593578#msg8593578 date=1309093316]I am a chatter. I looked at the profile. What about it?[/quote]Ok fair enuf

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=697375.msg8593388#msg8593388 date=1309090254]Mind your business it could backfire on you.[/quote]Mrs Chima,

Are you male or female? I think u need 2 take a look at ur profile again.

@op

If I were Tunde, after everything, I will go seperate ways far away from all you bad eggs (Tosin, the love-vendor; Dupe, the LovePeddler and op that didnt warn Tosin about the hook up or discourage Tunde about dating her). Its now, you want to offer a solution to the problem that you could have prevented from the very beginning.

Tunde better hide his future wife from you guys. Terrible friends. If she didnt get pregnant thats how you guys would have allowed him to marry her. Now that there is a complication, you want to spill the truth. Medicine after death.

How are we not sure that you and Tosin were not sleeping with her too thats why you concealed everything. What happened to the term "bros before hoes".

Im sure if Tosin had put his foot down, lambasted her, threatened and tortured her she would have stopped all her waka.

What I want: Im tired of the battle for Supremacy between men and women (games and rules). Men always play so many games and want to be the boss and in order for babes to keep up, they have to do the same.

If the guy doesn't call, babe too won't call then both of them would be waiting for who will be the weak one. If he is trying to make babe jealous, the babe too would do the same.

You would feel like kissing your man but would have to wait for 6 months so he wont think you are cheap. The guy would see a nice shoe but won't get it for his babe so that she wont think he is a maga or someone who buys affection with money or so that he won't open her eye.

They both get scared to even tell the truth or tell their past experiences cos the other partner might capitalize on it or use it against them in future.

Then friends would be teaching couples what to do and in order to remain relevant oe feel among, they would start copy-cat work, [b]"That your mumu bf go drop d kishi jor, call him and tell him its over jor, he would come and beg then give him those conditions, omo soji yourself oh or else na u go loose out". "when the babe comes, we go take style comot for house for una, that 501 go work, just shakara am small and enter jor, which one you dey pity the babe, your investment must yield dividend abi how you see am, abeg shark something make your eye dirty small"[/b]Can't two people just love themselves without having to out compete eachother or be ahead of the game or play their cards to win. Can't we just have a peaceful understanding free from external influence. My head is even paining me sef cos of all the methods, strategies and defence mechanism I have to put in place just to make sure Im not played.

I just want peace and maturity.

@orton
Is it prof peller's church that you go to? Cos that sounds like some magician spells

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=697736.msg8593088#msg8593088 date=1309083845]where you 'in' the spirit?
Hope you asharabababa'd?[/quote]Meeen don't know what this means but if its rababa (a dance step in church), yes I did!

celemel:
Sex in the beach is risky. In life generally the riskier the sweeter, the more romantic! But there is too much idealism about chocolates, berries, candle-lit-dinners, ice-creams, etc. Way back then, I'd roll my sleeves up and cook for my sweetie. She used to tell me, it was very romantic! But, cooking is a hobby to the average Calabar Boy (like me!). A quick "I Luv U" sms can bring out the best in a woman, depending on the mood and season. Romance has too many colours jare!

Ufan, you have spoken well. Aba di e?

Hope y'all went to church sha cos thats the best way to get a serious relationship.

[quote author=MS.bosoms link=topic=699088.msg8592262#msg8592262 date=1309068920]Im not yet married , so none is a serious one, if it were, we wud be MR and MRS.naija men do nt know what they want.[/quote]Babe,

Your username is not wifely and homely enuf, diss the name and you would get a serz relationship that would give u Mr and Mrs. If not, all you would attract are suckers

Please dont wanna sin today. Bye!

Ha Iyatrustee, u sef no go church. You dont want to pay tithe as per last Sunday of the month. All the contribution money wey people dey save with u, u no wan give unto God.

Well church was interesting for me, praise and worship was on point today.

190:
Good Lord what kind of people are these

Was thinking the same thing like they are in the wrong thread. But wait, you no dey go church? Go and dress up

MrWaters:
I'm damn Romantic but just me----can't teach u

Well atleast u answered the question No 1 thats fair enuf

priest2u:
what is it with girls about being romantic? once I was kissing a girl and she says I'm not romantic, what can be be romantic than that? I am sure a lady started this thread, everything romantic. I beg make I rest.

Yes a lady started this thread and romantic men have spoken.

If you can't handle a normal kiss with a babe then stay put and learn from people who know the arts of romance.

Don't hate cos you can't handle ur biz, its not our fault but we can upgrade u.

Whats the most romantic thing that has been done to or for you.

Everyone is keeping this one private. I can imagine, hmmm

Do you thinking teasing is romantic?

What request is that?

190:
Even people who have never had a man all their lives are talking bout romance

smdh!

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen

smh

We are not talking about real love or bf. We are discussing romance. I know you are romantic but just shy to tell us.

So when you are ready, tell us what you enjoy with ya lady

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=698620.msg8590949#msg8590949 date=1309038270]Romance is in every little thing one does and says. . . It doesn't necessarily have to be planned or big. It's you giving her a bath sometimes, squeezing out time to call her or send messages, stealing kisses [in private and public], holding hand/ waist in public as if to tell the world ''this is my girl', giving her a treat, etcetera.
Not really crazy about them. Greeting cards are cool but I'd rather a simple text that reads something like'' I deh miss you die/ just thinking about you''
Yup!
Yup . . .Used to.
It's up to the receiver to tell the most romantic but, I can say I am, by nature, a romantic person and I've done a lot of things that touched the heart.
The most? Hmmm . . .I dunno but the particular act I love so much and can't seem to forget is waking up from those afternoon naps and the first thing I see is a smiling face very close to mine, two eyes staring at me [ That surprise-gladness feeling ] and I'm like ''Geez what are you staring at, I thought you slept too'' and he laughs slyly '' angel, you're beautiful'' and then kisses my forehead . . .This makes me smile sheepishly and feel like a child, the exact way I love to feel sometimes when with my he.
Not crazy about massage but I so love it when my forehead is kissed. It means more than I love you, to me. And the silent whispers make me giggle like a child . . .I like.[/quote]Me likey this romantic evaluation. Got me fantasizing. Like the waking up part to see eyes on you, nice

stagger:
The girl likes u, but she is not cheap. You have to work hard for her love and endure some of the emotional obstacles she will put up. Girls are like that. They flow and flow, then gallop. Then more gallops. Then you could keep climbing bump after bump after bump. Only those who can endure will get to the smooth road again.

Of course, the gallops will still come up.

So persevere. Find a way to unlock her heart and enjoy the game as you do. Women are like that. Always.

I am just trying to merge your username with "they flow and flow, then gallop. Then more gallop. Then you could keep climbing bump after bump after bump". Your username suits you well.

What? You mean september this year and you waited this long without making enquiries.

Before I jump to conclusion, is it not a study permit that you would use or you are a citizen?

M M M:
op
he is a hawker.

Im suspecting you. This one that you have 3 initials. What were you looking for in his stand