₦airaland Forum

Diary of a curvy naija girl, i see
sexuality would be a perfect match then

HumbledbYGrace: ya according to HBG herself.that section hmmmm

hmmm?
what other sections do u visit apart from here? I think I have seen your post on region & nl general

vescucci: ^^^ Ewww, that's the worst section. I like to meet people based on common interest and not meet for meeting sake. I rarely ventured back then. Movies, Lit and Religion. C'est finis.

Hmm, what exactly do u write/read?

HumbledbYGrace: that sounds so vulnerable

vulnerable?

vescucci: In my time, I was complaining to get more dudes. Sigh

Lolz, the best place is the romance section, it's balanced!

HumbledbYGrace: is that english?uv been on native language for quiet too long I can't even read ur posts

ok no more native languages. that is not my native language i just understand.
what do u want dearie? u still my gf!

sino: Its nairaland na, erm on a second thought, i dont know o.

o ya cuddles, wa gba mi le o, iwo lo ni iwe ofin ibi yi o

lolz, se mo de yin mole ni?
ok, ma ba so ro. oremi ni

Lolz, whats going on here?

sino: Bibeli temi o ni okan agbarameji o lol...

O ma si ri so o, ikan na ni gbogbo wa ke, ati ara adamo ati iyawo re eva lati je yo.

Oda nigba naa, mi ko bere mo...

Ori tin fe ma fo mi, mo fe lo dubule kin sun.

abi ke, u need it
emi gan ma to gba oja lo,lolz
odabo

@vi,
u just arrived, give it time and scout very well, u shall find

sino: Adupe pe o ma jasi ita ni ilu eko o, mo ba e yo, mo ba e dupe lol.
Omo jeje ni ki iw o ma se o, jesu olugbala o ni ife si irin kurin ati ise ku se oo.
Aa ree! O tu fe kin la gi mo arami lori? Mo ti fi pini gun ori mi, o ti lo le
O ti dami lohun o arabirin, ilu wo ni o ti wa?

si bibeli re si iwe mose okan agbarameji, lolz. Wa ri pe ikan ni gbo gbo wa!

ilu kan na ni gbo gbo wa ti wa.

iyepe ni gbo gbo wa ma pa da si. omi le yan, ilu re ni mo ti wa

ki lo fe fi ilu mi se gan na?

vescucci: So, no one is gonna set P with the other over here? Way too few chics anyways. Cuddlemii is like a love mama. And HumbledByGrace is well, humbled by grace. We demand more chics!!!

How do u intend to get more chics?

In ur time, were there a lot of chics?

HumbledbYGrace: Looks like da oldies of da room r back..*moving back making space fo sino and vi *all da newbies watch out

sino: Ye pa! Arabirin yii ma tin je ki n rerin takiti ke, o de kin se omo yoruba? Mo gbe sada n kata fun e o, ni ti paa pa, o mu ori mi wu
Omo eko re m wa(do you understand this dialect?).
Ilu wo ni ire ti wa?

Eko gan gan le mi ti dagba /ni mo gbe dagba

omo igboro ni mi, mo ja si, sugbon mi o jasi ta sha. oju mi oti fe, omo jesu ni mi

arakunrin, ma ti je ki ori yin wu, la igi mo for now, kekere ni mo yi so na,

ki ni, o ti rin kan kan, ki la ju?

sino: E yah, ok o, she omo yoruba takan takan ni e ni abi ti enu lasan? Nje o mo oriki re bi?
Dont mind me o, i just dey play o lol

mi o n se omo yoruba takan takan, sugbon, mo gbo yoruba da da.

mo tun gbo ijinle yoruba na.

mi o fi be mo ko sha. sugbon mo ma n try die die

ilu wo ni wo ti wa?

to ba je oro siso ni, mo so yati mahn!

sino: I demand to know your hausa teacher!

It's "ina sonki": i love you

I no sabi write am na.
I never said I was good at it.
If na Yoruba, ehen I full ground!

Silkmoth33: God, i must have really screwed up, good God, your theories must be legendary, i can only have the hots for one girl. I'm not saying its not possible to do so but its really going to be hard. As long as johannah woman is here. Lol! What am i doing to myself? Its barely a week since i registered, already in love.

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HumbledbYGrace: Is this lady serious?well atleast m not into anyone

By the time I school him, you will be the one on ur knees.
U r a strong force, u need a fire cracker, someone who is strong, tough & skillful.
A man who is disciplined & stand his ground.

Silkmoth33: Give me your best shot oh! Lol! Teach me then.

Rule No 1, u already screwed it up!
Never let ur target know u want her immediately. U have been jittery, emotional etc. Women like suspense- put them in their place
U need to flirt with another lady(not me, I dnt snatch)

U ready to be taught?

Silkmoth33: jesus! Never thought i would say this but...i think i'm really in love with her, i mean 4 real. I'm even smiling sheepishly to my phone. Chai its over. Lol! My world is over.

Hmm, well i am glad i saw it from d very beginning
now, u need to serenade her slowly, baby!
will teach u

Ok, can we spice this conversation up, what should we chat abt

Silkmoth33: pls take my body with you. I can't stand the look in her eyes. Lol! Ah! Never been more nervous, me whole life, wish the ground could swallow me up or that sigmund were here to tell me what to do next.

who is making u nervous? she just explained what u should do to win her over.
u need to spice things up!
u dulling her!

Mehn, I have spent a long time with u guys O
Y'all need to pay me for my romantic expertize

Silkmoth33: Physical analysis *jaws dropped and stunningly speechless, momentarily in shock and heart skipping beats caused by increased flow of adrenaline to the heart* turns to cuddlemii with lips quivering, "did i over stay?, well don't try to resuscitate me", after last word the fake heart attack sets in and he plays dead...

huh, some of us are just learning literature, this is really hard to comprehend

Silkmoth33: girl where did you learn these. You've aced the basics already. Lol!

I actually deleted abona from d list. shhhh, no need analyzing it, i have an idea of what it means.

I meant lae lao e la lawu or something

il la so yi ki- isn't it "i love you" or something?

HumbledbYGrace: I had an exam today so I had to study and it strainedd me I didn't know wat to say.just viewed ur chats and passby.

oh, ok kool.
hope u blasted d exam sha

yay humbledbygrace is back
missed u hun

@vescucci,

Once u r ready, we wld do a romantic make-over for u.

Silkmoth33: em! Hausa and a little bit of etsako.

Dunno etsako, lolz

I can only remember Daya, Biyu, Uku,Hudu
il la so yi ki, yanrinya, barawu banza, aboki, lae lao, dam bo ro wa, saanu, ya ra ade or something

^its good to be vast, that way u wont be sold.
what other languages do u understand/speak?