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^who is teaching u pidgin english? silk baba!

mmse: I`m very sure moderator won`t send this to the frontpage cos it didn`t say anything about tonto dike.

Is this a bribe or what?
Any good thread/topic makes the frontpage.

The ones that have been making the frontpage from the literature section hasn't had anything to do with tonto dike, so please don't insult the section and the wonderful, talented writers.

I have already suggested threads for today

If your write-up is impactful, then we shall see!

Not promising anything! I can only nominate but I don't have the final say

This is your first post on this section and u already want frontpage? u should be bothered about the resourcefulness of it and not frontpage effect.

Anyways, welcome

Silkmoth33: i'm talking about being submerged. Imagine this: i am driving at top speed, i leap into the air with the molue after activating my super springs, then i push the button that turns the wheels to turn outwardly at 90 degrees.
Then as the molue plunges into the sea; i hit the gas pumps and start to go underwater. Ha! Fashola's boys would need all the help they can get to chase me now won't they? They don't even own a submarine in their military bases across 9ja. I would be home free; well actually headed for brazil or denmark; the lands of mother natures direct offsprings sweet nectar-filled air

na wa o
too much action movies
me sef dey love stunts like craze

describing myself? hmmm
my lips are sealed

maclatunji: I know. I have had a few near misses. I guess I can count you as one.

near misses? hmm
ok but my prediction is still valid whether u believe or not

sino: Ha, i see, their DNAs are coded with the highness gene lol.
But i havent come in contact with any of such people o, well, i wish not to cos theirs might be dreadful cos its natural lol.

some have control over it and use it for good things
they r very playful too

let me not quote u then!
what abortion thingy r u even referring to?

sino: Its drinking and driving o, now its even drinking/eating anything while driving.

Are u talking about everyones 5mins madness?(or is it 2mins) although i havent read any scientific journal to support this hypothesis.

No, some people can get high naturally .

They r so hyper/dramatic that u have to question if they are on drugs or not

dey r unique

sino: ^tot as much, hope u close to ur domicile? And if you are in lasgidi, better not let em fashola boiz gbam if u r mobile.

Is drinking not allowed again?
doesn't fashola and his boys take alcohol?
naija men drink na, no be today!
dem go arrest person wey get natural highness, u no its not everyone that needs substance or alcohol to spark their highness

sino: The excitement knows no bound, and it can be contagious

Ha, like flu, i better flee!

maclatunji: LOL. I laugh in Chinese.

I would have applied myself but I am not a muslim and I can't toast u now
On a more serz note, anything is possible(4 months kpere ma ni)
You will appreciate me for my predictions(wa ki akinola ni ku joko)

Silkmoth33: Hehe! I'm fine. I'm never better and i don't know why?

good for u, where is our belle?

sigmundfreud: Couldnt av said it better!
Ow are u doing?
Sup Cuddles! Can see u ve been 'stringing' hearts together.

Just like the piano
Pls, dnt call 911, instead, play me diallo

^Lolz, I am good like that!
How are u?

sino: VESCUCCI! VESCUCCI!! VESCUCCI!!!
You never enquired about my well-being abi? I wonder which kind of friend you are I am vexed at you right now...

Hello cuddlemii, keep up the good work!

Na wa oh!
Excitement galore!

maclatunji: I said this somewhere else on Nairaland last year:



I am above average height, light-skinned, handsome? Let's just say: I am not bad at all.

Ok, what you desire in a woman is realistic.
Ok, what you possess as a man is realistic.
Realistically, a lifespan of about 4 months from now, your own mate would surface
I can see it happening, it might even come from nl!

maclatunji: ^I see.

I know
What kind of lady do u like?
tall dark & handsome?

maclatunji: Fun stuff I like? Literature, games (I love Angry Birds), novels, cartoons and movies. Chatting with friends too.

Hmm, u r in the right place then
Then u need to find a spontaneous lady.
Step out of your comfort zone, u need to be with the opposite of your personality

@op,
Since I didn't get a feedback from you, I might as well post it here.
Here are some of the information I gathered, it might be useful or not!

What Does “Subjunctive” Mean?

“Subjunctive” refers to a “verb mood” that conveys an urgency, and it generally points to a desire or imaginary situation.
This mood is most noticeable in the third person.
In subjunctive form, the simplest root of the word is used.

Because the word wish, it is clear that the speaker is talking about something that is not so.
In such a case, the subjunctive is called for:
"I wish I were a lady"

This form below is called for when the statement refers to a state outside reality:
I wish I were a lady (You are not a lady & can never be a lady at least in reality)



What does "Indicative" mean?
It simply means what is happening, what happened, what will happen.
Gives the facts. It exists in all the basic sentences.

This form is called for when the statement refers to a state of being that existed, or could have existed in actual time:
"I was lost"
"If I was unkind to you in those days, please forgive me"

WAS is used in a situation where the statement might once have been or could be in reality. This verb mood is called indicative

vescucci: Alright, take things easy and you'll be fine. I suppose you already know this

Yes I do!

Mac, first of all, you have to identify what you want in a lady & relationship

You will also have to set realistic goals & compromise

I am sure you haven't met the "one", once you do then it will all fall in place naturally

But, mac you seem hard to impress, maybe u need to be more relaxed and have fun

What fun sturvs do u engage in?

maclatunji: Ok. I am very picky and tend to be afraid of breaking people's hearts. I detest being in a failed relationship and if I see something that might not make me and a lady work as a couple, I tend to cut them off. The few times I have had interest, the ladies seem not to be interested.

Note: I take relationships serious all the time, I don't have the time to fool around.

What say you to that?

Wow!

maclatunji: Sorry about the pains but you should try and identify the cause don't you think?

Its stress.
I overworked myself from Tuesday to Thursday

vescucci: Yeah, you could try it if you're not vain. If you are, you may get depressed on there. If you aren't vain, you may still get depressed on there witnessing so much vanity. On second thought............

Why are you in pains?

I am not vain, lolz
I will just explore it for a day or 2. Being clueless abt sturvs is not a good sign
The pain started yesterday, its just stress.

^cuddlemii has been fine but in pains right now
i have never explored twitter but maybe i should
yep ur contribution on d section, will be great.

^how are u too?
where have u been?
why did u leave?

maclatunji: ^I am not sure I know what your specialty is. Care to explain?

lolz, aside from literature, my other passion is the romantics
I could help with relationship ish/trouble/issue/advice.

360zibah: Gracias. I'm blushing to the root. Appreciate ur following 360zibah blog too. Cheers

Cheers

maclatunji: Thank you for the emphasis on me but I just told you how I am outside Nairaland. I am in a contemplative mood, I need to sort out a few things. Yeah, I could say I am fine but that wouldn't be quite right .

Eh ya,
Well I am sure everything will be fine
We all get stressed out sometimes
For eg, all my body parts ache and I don't know whats wrong
I have ran out of panadol & malaria drugs, sleeping hasn't solved it either
Does these things u r sorting out also include my specialty