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Honestey:
It's high time we establish Ministry of Kidnapping and Ransom Management. More so, it's time Insurance Policies that covers Kidnapping be made available for Nigerians and FG should help subsidize the premium.
Mowire abi mio wire?

what we need is a tracking system that works. All lines have NIN, why cant these calls be traced?

eliyke:
C money,nd dem don ban my mum 4rm calling bcus of nin wey Dey useless,just won stress d old woman for Wetin no Dey useful

I wish I could give you a million likes

CandidAdmin:
I thought it was Adetokunbo?

I'm surprised he chose igbo ahead of yoruba

ppogba:
Which means you no dey Nigeria before.

All you needed was to be an IKA person from Delta pronto, your employment letter is ready.

My first laughter today. Thank you for cracking my ribs and relieving me of work pressure

I am more interested in how CBN does recruitments. How were the 4000 staff employed. were the advertisement made public

every afcon since NIgeria/Ghana 2000

A crook turned elderstatesman

After all this massive send off and paparazzi the super eagles should not mess up oh

[quote author=Deogratiasfx post=127726505][/quote]Alisson a goalkeeper like him scored a goal for liverpool. That said, In football defensive and goalkeeping roles are crucial. A striker can miss several chances and keep his career but one error from GKs and DFs can end dere career. Aiyegbeni had an awful miss at d WC, yet he remains naija third all times scored and also amassed Abt 100epl goals. Baruwa made a grave error and it's cost him his goalkeeping career

Deogratiasfx:
How did he cost us the AFCON? Did he also tell our stickers not to score? Seriously I don't understand the blame game? Do u know that if our strikers had score 2 we would have beaten them? They could not even score 1.

He conceded cheeky goals. In African football, u don't score too many goals, so a single mistake could prove costly.

Why is kate henshaw seeking validation. She probably has low self esteem, first she complained about davido not greeting ha, now it's genevieve

Hes a flop, he cost us the last nations cup against tunisia. We neva had a goalkeeper since enyeama left

So who will protect the common citizens?

Reuniting with my wife

Remove that fish joor

Jewessgratitud3:
As you already know.. yes you! I like to share my life's experiences any chance I get or as my heart leads. So you'll have to deal with yet another one. This, for me, has become a ritual cos It serves as an emotional cleansing and a way of relieving my chest of years of pent up feelings and resentments (towards men) that have built up over time from these ordeals. if you know my stories always irritate or affect your sanity, please, at this point use the exit button but if you choose to constitute a nuisance by spewing rubbish as usual, then be my guest.

In my early years of working as a front desk personnel and secretary, the chairmen of the companies I worked in have always seen me as a sex object and all they want to do is get inbetween my innocent laps but thank God for wisdom and good home training that made me stand for what I believe in and resist them all. These were men in their 60s and 80s with grand children and all

It started with my first chairman in 2000. Then I was awaiting results. My dad would always advise us to get busy during this period of waiting so we don't just idle away or start joining joining other young girls to flirt with boys and that year my area was hot cos some OPP guys just returned from Yankee and parked themselves down to Ikoyi messing girls up and down my street. My dad wasn't going to take chances knowing he has six beautiful girl's to protect from these wolves. So you were either away in school or out working. That was how I found myself working at that tender age instead of resting at home like my mates while awaiting results.

I got a job as a front desk personnel in this company. Before I knew what was happening the chairman started calling me more often into his office. He would tell me to make tea for him. His secretary whose duty it was to make tea was there o. He'll leave her and buzz me downstairs with the intercom to come upstairs and make tea for him.
One day after serving him tea, he said I should come and help him check something on his PC. As I was checking the computer he started rubbing my back I quickly moved back and he was like... " You know I like you and I'm going to take care of you" bla bla bla... He started asking me what I use for my face that he'll be giving me money to buy it any time it finishes. I was dazed. Though I never went to him for anything but any time any of his children was having their wedding he'll order for the aso oke for me. He'll pay for my aso ebi. I remember he ordered for an Italian leather bag for me during one of the daughters wedding.
Me I'll just thank him and continue my job innocently.

One day he said I should be transferred to one of our branches at VI where one guy was and that the guy should come to Ikoyi. I got there and the following week this man landed. As I greeted him and turned to go to my seat, he tried to grab me but I was too fast for him. Then I told him, Sir I'm a Christian and he said "am I a devil? 👀👀. I said you're not but I can't do this. He tried to hug me again and I ran and stood in front of the glass door facing outside so people passing can see. He went into his office ( he was no longer using the VI office o he just came to do rubbish). After a few mins he left . That was the beginning of my problem.

This man started frustrating me. He would call the office landline ( then there was no GSM). blasting me that he's been calling the office but I didn't pick that I've gone to meet all my boyfriends in vi. Chai!... The next thing he'll say start coming to Ikoyi right now! I'll cry and cry.. if I get to Ikoyi, they'll say he just left. He continued until one day I was crying in the office and one elderly man who's office was opposite ours came in and saw me. I told him my boss is frustrating me he said I should not worry that they know him. This man told me to leave the job before he uses my star. He then told me to wait that he's coming. He went into his office and brought out huge amount of money and said my daughter take. Go and manage this until you get another job. I thanked him was ready to dump their work.

Something now happened. I got to the office and as i was opening the door, the phone was already ringing non-stop. Fax machine too was ringing. Na rush I use open door like mad girl cos I don know say this kind bad ringing na Chairman. I quickly picked up the receiver and it was him. He asked me if I received a fax from Japan, I checked, no facsimile. I said no. He then said it's because I didn't get to the office in time when the fax was ringing to speak with the Japanese man and to fix paper in the machine that was why I missed the message bla bla bla ( na lie o. Body dey pepper am.) He now told the manager to give me sack letter. I got to Ikoyi branch, took the letter and signed the photocopy.

He called the manager and was asking what was my attitude when I received the letter, that one said ko tie bother. He said "omo geh yen, o ti stubborn ju. They didn't know I was behind a partition hearing them. I just laughed and left after they climbed upstairs.
That was how I escaped that one.

Another one was in 2012. Then I was already through with my secretarial course and had worked in so many companies without issues until the bearish market that affected the Nigerian stock exchange and caused the finance and investment house I was working to fold up in 2008/9.
So in 2012, I got a job in Guinness and was attached to a Chairman of a unit there. Everything was working fine until a new MD came. A middle aged Man with wife and children.. He started disturbing me. This one uses force to ask me out. He just told me one day (after being friendly with me for a while) that he wants to go and give me a treat. I politely turned him down and the next thing this man shouted. Common Lock up and follow me. we got downstairs and I was heading to the gate, he said if you step out without me, you're fired. I'll be beg him that I don't want to go. This man will yell at me and order me to enter his car to take me out by force. If I refuse he'll be threatening me with sack. I'll just follow him for peace to rein. He'll spend and I'll eat and drink. It wasn't easy. I'll pray, cast and bind until one day, after leaving an eatery, he was going to drop me home when the back tyre of his new jeep got stuck in a big gutter. I say God catch you. He was now saying my ogbanje people don spoil his new jeep. He was lucky it happened in my area. So I went into one of my church elders house and begged him to give us jack or so, i can't remember now. He was able to pull it out sha.

The following week the chairman sacked him. He called me into his office and said he knew the MD was disturbing me, true or false.? I was like is that why you sacked him and he said, are you not happy? I just shrugged. The next minute baba too was toasting me. huh ! Men...

He started his own wahala. I was like.. I can't do this Sir. It's against my faith. This man began to tell me how he dated a young lady who came to buy beer and transformed her life. He said she got pregnant for him and he sent her abroad to deliver the baby bla bla... He said he's going to take care of me. Meanwhile, the other staff there told me he once dated his former secretary and impregnated her. She had two children for him and developed breath cancer, this man abandoned this lady in her mother's house and took his two sons from her. Till she died he never went near her again. They said he abandoned the first wife he married in his youth that had all his grownup sons that are now working in his private companies. The chairman even told me about his first love he met in Yankee when he was still a young boy had a son out of wedlock with her but after his education he left the boy and his mother and came back home to marry another woman. That his son was already an old man when he was telling me this but the guy looked so fresh because he's based there. He showed me his pics with his grand children. Me was wondering why he was telling me all these.

One Saturday, he called me and said I should send my house address that his driver was coming to pick me. He doesn't work on Saturdays o. So I sent the driver adress of a filling station near my bustop. He came and picked me. I got there and he asked me to sit down. He started talking rubbish again. This time he brought out bundle of cash and gave it to me. I rejected it. This man para. That why would I reject his gift? that for a man his age thats an insult. I should apologize. Na so I kneel down begin apologize. He now said I should stand up and take the money. I did. He stood up and left.

Another Saturday he came and wanted to smooch me. I screamed he now ran into his office. He came back and was asking me how old I was, I said I was 31 and he said he thought I was 25 . That I'm behaving like a baby. He now sat me down and played king Solomons message on his iPad saying it's not wrong for a Christian to marry many wives. He brought out his check book and dropped on the table asking me to name any amount and he would sign it and give me now now.. I was shaking ic I couldn't talk.

Later he told me the lady he told me about was coming. Under 3 mins a CRV drove into the compound and the lady entered with the two kids he had for the man. Immediately they entered I looked at the 4yr old boy, he was a carbon copy of this man. then the little boy shouted, youre beautiful! I like you.. I just looked at the chairman and he smiled wickedly. In my mind I said like father like son. E dey una blood. I bought then drinks and told baba that I was going he said no, come and sit with us ha! I sat down and the lady was looking at me with disdain. After a while when he saw I was no longer comfortable, he said I can go.

After that day, he started avoiding me. I was happy o. Then one day he said I will be working with the wife henceforth. That the wife needs a PA. I sensed he wanted to sack me and I remember asking him that hope he's not going to use this against me, he said no. I joined the wife. That one Margaret thatcher. Nothing I do was good enough. She would yell and talk thinking I'll shudder like the other girls, I'll just do my job and remain calm.

One day, he came and told me to follow him to the office. We got there and he said the wife said she doesn't need my services any longer. He now asked me to write a resignation letter. I said no, that since you're the one asking me to go, you should do a letter to that effect. He now said that will not be a good report in my record. So he called the accountant to prepare all my benefits and pay me off. I left with a heavy heart and told God this will be the last I'll ever work as a secretary in my life or work directly with a man and God heard and answered that prayer.

Young ladies are going through a lot. If you find yourself in this situation please don't give in. For what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul.

I've followed and read an awful lot about you. Me I just want to see your face

johnog4sure:
You must be very hot!! let me see your pic. I am a man we like what we like, but getting down with my employees is no no, one of employee was so tempting, I was planning to sack her before she resigned(though she was not doing her job well, but damn sexy and beautiful)

most beautiful girls aren't hardworking and dedicated; had a similar experience

There's inflation so people require more cash. For instance u need over 60k to purchase a bag of rice if the seller insist on cash. Dis used to be a little over 30k just few months ago

I thought he prayed for yes daddy too

Where is the picture of the cooked beans na

This guy deserves plaudits, most nigerians can't even bring there mom to there places of work but he took her all the way to germany. She must av made incredible mark in his life

ReacherSaidNoth:
You don't know what you're talking about mate, Neville is a shameless Sky mouthpiece who is often disgustingly biased against my darling Arsenal and offers no real insight as a co-commentator to the great Peter Drury.

Being an ex-player does not automatically confer talent in the commentary box, and also having a vagina is not a hindrance to doing the job properly although their voices will takes some getting used to.

you are getting it wrong, you need knowledge of the game and passion to the job, those women don't have indept knowledge of the game, wen someone scores a screamer, most women can't interpret it. That said, neville is biased against arsenal exactly the way ian wright is against united. Neville played for utd all his career, it's normal

ReacherSaidNoth:
I would rather listen to a female commentator than that idiot Gary Neville.

Gary neville was an astute professional who played the game at the highest level for years, he definitely understands football more dan yourself and dos women

FuckingMachine:
Female comentators in sports.


I'm not feeling it at all. It feels less intense watching a match with a female voice commentating especially for my own team where I have strong passion and adrenaline running.

No offence but female voices just don't match for certain sports and definitely not football. Male commentators convey my passion the right way, these female voices sound like child's play.

A woman's voice calms a man. We don't want to calm down when watching football, we want to be gingered.

Imagine a female commentator for boxing or NBA basketball or WWE where raw passion/adrenaline is needed. It will kill that sport. Females can commentate on less intense sports like golf, beach volleyball or swimming.


I really hope they stop this trend because over the years it will make football lose followership. Let's face it, the only thing a football fan brings is passion. If you remove it then the football fan will not bother to spend money watching his struggling team only when they're doing well.

Most fans don't even have a logical reason for spending on football every weekend, we just love the intensity. If I have to continue listening to a soft female voice when a long range shot is scored or a strong tackle flies in, I will feel disgusted.


This should be stopped.
Thanks.

I finally found someone who thinks like me. The women should stick to women football and let us enjoy the beautiful game

Don't mind the idiot, he had barely spent a month at man utd wen he felt he had the guts to lash out at a former team captain. It is real karma

I throught only Lagos state demolishes properties

damosky12:
At what age did you get married sir? What are tge cons?

26

GanagiBitrus:
It is finished...

this famous meme is from his days at sundowns

Like most decisions in life, marrying early has it's pros and it's cons. I could have done tins better if I know what I know now, however, there are several positives for which am grateful for

We all knew new notes were mainly to cause scarcity during elections.

Is she not rhe one that was accused of sleeping with Ighalo?

immortalcrown:
Nigeria is gone. The solution is simple but a government hijacked by the agents of the devil cannot implement the solution.

Some of the solutions are:
1.
If a station detains someone for more than 48 hours, the DPO should be sacked and his picture with his name should be published on a national newspaper.

2.
If the detained person gets injured or killed in the police custudy, the DPO and all the police officers on duty when it happened should be given life imprisonment.

3.
If something like the case narrated in this post happens in a State, the commissioner for police in that State should be sacked and his identity should be published on a national newspaper.

4.
The police officers at every checkpoint must have their police station boldly printed on their van, so that if anything goes wrong at that checkpoint, the DPO in charge of the station will either fish the officers out or get imprisoned.

they should also have cameras on there bodies and vehicles that records everything dey say and do like it's done in the US. Wearing of name tags should also be mandatory.