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lovdoc:
Are u female or male?

Male

Very sad indeed.
We are in a very bad situation, the world is now upside down,

Heaven and hell are now a forgotten lexicon in our daily routine. We now scuff and laugh at people who try to remember us of the existence of both.

What could be the reason ?
Why have we forgotten? Actions we take these days do not come under the scrutiny of heaven or hell?

We steal ,sex, kill, Yahoo, olosho, cheat, curse and corrupt without considering if it will pass a heaven or hell test?

Some have benchmarked their heaven and hell race or pursuit Based on what their pastors or imams told them , like PAY TITHE AND MAKE HEAVEN, DON'T PAY TOTHE AND MAKE HELL? and many more .......


We every day think we can cheat God and the Devil? We feel we are wiser than our creator....

What brought humanity this low?
Who did this to her ?

If we dont reverse we will all perish

shadeyinka:
It isn't.
If your girl lost her virginity due to masturbation what makes you different if you also have masturbated

Would you accept to marry a girl who lost her virginity due to masturbation? If Not, answer the question!

well she may be up for consideration, dildos are objects . But men are not.

I just wanna see blood stain on that white linen after round one on the first night after marriage

Bad roads and traffic jams will not go away soon until we tackle this very fundamental issue.
God heard and answers prayers.
He listens to every single soul who come to him in prayer and supplication seeking one thing or the other .

Now have you not heard that people who hawk on the expressway and highways pray fervently before they go to the roads to sell?
If there is a standstill traffic,their market will sell well.

But if the traffic is moving freely ,they may not sell at all.

On the flip side, blue collar workers are asking for a free flowing traffic ,so that they can reach the office just in time for the days job.

But to me ,the most high has prioritized the prayers of the hawkers who ekk out their living on the highways scattered across the nation and until government gets them a decent job ,the menance of BAD ROADS WILL CONTINUE TO PERSIST NO MATTER HOW MUCH IS SUNK INTO ROAD REHABILITATION AND CONSTRUCTION

Tonto30:
Are you a virgin ?

men do not qualify as virgins.
Virginiy is a benchmark set for only females

Raalsalghul:
I believe: Marriage kills dreams.

not true

SweetCunt97:
Generally accepted by who? I know u gunning for a virgin so she won't realize how incompetent you are in d oza room... Sha no worry ur eye go clear.

but am extremely competent. I wish I can show you without actually having sex with you

ethicallyright:
What do you not believe ; that BILL Gates with his billions married at 40 or that marriage kills dreams?

Bill Gates had some heart brakes.
He was also an indecisive cunny fellow and this could be the reason for his delayed marriage .
But that part where you said marriage kills dreams is quite "unearthly " and " non-human"

I may not be a virgin , but it's generally accepted that she has to be a virgin.

Men are born disvirgined from above

Madibah:
Are you a virgin?
If not you're a big hypocrite

again it is written that "Men have no HYMEN"

ethicallyright:
Bill Gates married at 40. It's only a man without vision and focus that would prioritize marriage. Most dreams end unfulfilled because of marriages

who else believes this ......
Well I don't..

It's with a heavy heart I write you this story.
I am about to get married ,but the lady is not a virgin.

What do I do please ? Do i call off the wedding ?

Marrying a virgin is biblical and quarannical.
It's always been my dream. I thought I would be lucky in this dark world .
But alas I fell into that same web of distortion which I feared the most .

How can I marry a woman whose punna has been used to play PIANO by men of different shades?
Will God in heaven forgive me?

I always had this belief that if I marry a lady who is not a virgin, i am dishonoring my creator.

So what to do ?

If I call off this wedding at the last minute (I am seriously considering it ) can I still find a virgin lady to marry before December?

House ,I need your word on this imbroglio

MickzyDonald:
Oshey baba P*rn Legend speaking

hnmm

No wonder adebayo talked about restructuring

The Niger delta militants mentored boko haram and fulani herdsmen.
Now if these guys could outsmart them in their own backyards then a lot is left to be told

Life expectancy in nigeria is 53yrs.
Break it down.
Life expectancy in Lagos is 50yrs ,Abuja 52 and so on.

Ladies why are still single

Guys why are you still single.

Generally speaking humans are single at 35 for the following reasons
1 funds
2 mammy water spirit
3 indecisiveness
4 sexual orientation
5 behavioural make up
6 laziness


I ask you to choose one of the reasons above that speaks about your current situation.

Life is a triangle ,and at the vertexes are these three inevitabilities
1 birth
2 marriage
3 death
If you have no control over 1 and 3 ,who deceived you and told you that you can control number 2.

There are two things that make Allah happy, they are
Birth and marriage.

We have no reason to be detached at 35, not a single one.

I hope this essay will spur you to hastily make a decision n get hitched.
Babymama'ship is not bad, but it comes with lots of stress. But better to have one than have non at all.
I am not a fan of promiscuity neither do I encourage such.
I just want a legislation that makes it compulsory for every single Nigerian to get married at 35yr or younger .: and if you're not married at this age you serve 15yrs jail term .

Isn't that good?

I've seen a lot of men above 30yrs old complain about not being able to perform in bed .
Buhari called it the oza room.

What to do?
A lot of fine guys ,well built dudes are walking these streets with their third legs as dead as the Dead Sea.

Some wanna attribute it to money ritual, some say it's a lady you hurt that took your name for work,some say it's this and that.
The reasons are endless.

But above all the confusion ,I can categorically say old men do bleep good.
Just ask regina daniels.


It all boils down to good food , good exercise and nice natural sexual herbs.

If you give attention to these 3 things , you will be the king of BLEEP WORLD.

you are free to ask me more questions .

No lady should ever again tell you " you can't fork well, or you can't satisfy her"

longetivity:
op you need to be jailed for this stupid write-up

why

Over the last decade , more than a million young women from Nigeria have perished in the deserts of Niger ,Chad and Libyan .
What to do?
Oh your asking why their desperation?
Well they're going to bleep onyibo peek for some few bukz.

My brother Many have gone.

However the wise ones are now tapping into the prost-conomy of their fatherland .and the best place to play it is lekki , lagos Nigeria.

I know ladies who left Italy, deported themselves , with no penny or anything to show for, came to lekki, started to bleep our politicians and are now proud owners of multiple properties.
.


Lekki is the new italy

femi4:
Continue..It ll surely end in premium tears

how

I started having sex at 17yr 6months and 4days 1:30pm on a hot Thursday .
I was disvirgined on a brown sopha, it was in the sitting room. Although we started on the sopha, I later carried her into her uncle's bedroom to complete round one.
A new kinda of feeling , something came off me , it was white and I felt a vibration within me , I was scared .
I decided not to have another round .
I wanted to study the outcome of these strange events .
It was as new .

Anyway to cut a long story short I overcame .

There is a separate world out there .
And like the dark web, only those who seek shall find .

Multiple relationships is not A good thing, but keeping 2 boyfriends is a good stuff.


There I was seating in a bar in lekki. Sipping my cold bottle of Trophy with humility.
While at it, a land rover jeep pulled up , color was black .
It was tinted heavily so that the occupants are invisible from the outside. Then
2 ladies alighted. They came into the open bar and took seats , the bar man brought a full bottle of scottish whiskey and ice to their table .
They poured and sipped the cold whiskey slowly and tapped their expensive phones endlessly.

I was there seated not too far from them .I focused on them with my "side eyes".

After 45min one of them beckoned on me .I initially thought they needed some form of assistance ,so as the man in the club I walked up to them .
Then she said "hi, hope you're good ,your table looks dry,just a bottle of trophy and we've been here for about an hour watching, looks like you're a light drinker ?"
I laughed and said " yeah I just wanna be tipsy ,I didn't come here to get high or drunk"

The ladies looked like careers women ,who probably are working from home due to the COVID pandemic.
They offered me a seat and ordered for me a full plate of heavily garnished goat head peppersoup .

I tried to be political by rejecting the offer ,but I rescinded as soon as the aroma from the wooden dish carrying the peppersoup hit my nose. I rushed it swiftly.

I was a little shy , because here I was seated in the midst of two very preety ,not poor ,not weak ladies.

After all said and done , they offered to drop.me.off at my place . We hopped into the Jeep and drove off slowly , we were all.tipsy .

The other lady said she wanted to pick up a file from her house, and that I should pardon.i said no wahala.i assumed it was a free ride to my house ,and by the way "who would wanna miss a free ride ?".

When we got to her place , we all alighted and walked Into her mini mansion .
I waited in the enclosed balcony upstairs while the other lady sat in the palour while the other lady went In to the room "to get the files".

While in the balcony,remember I was a bit tipsy, the other lady in the palour walked towards me (we were kinda of friends now ) and pecked me on my chin.
By now she had removed all her undies.
Her nipples were visible and her butt resonated at every footstep .
As she pecked me ,her breasts rested lavishly on my shoulders and her expensive perfume filled the air.
At this point she told me her name and cozied up to.me.

I inserted my left hand into her expensive mini gown and reached for her breasts.
And then I went down to rub her already wet pussy.
I have never seen a lady this wet , she was literally dripping.

At this point I wasn't needing condoms I just wanted to Bleep straight .
But she stead'ied me and went into her friends room and came out with a condom.
I wore it and we started making love right there in the balcony .
After about 30mins of hot sex I saw her friend emerge with her towels on.
Looked like she was having her bath and had no idea I was already bleeping her friend .

Then she walked into the balcony and saw us bleeping ,.
SHe smiled and asked we come inside the room, at this point she removed her towel too.
I was like "cheii this is war."

Any way to cut a long story short , I slept In That house for 2 days , and all we did was eat ,drink and bang.
Me versus 2 ladies .
One of them was a rich divorcee.

I had fun.
Even as I write this message, the other one flashed me to come over tomorrow.
She is asking I come around with a male friend,she wants two of us for a whole day.


This life .. is it balanced ?

Sex is cool.
But these days looks like olosho have taken over.
They seem to maintain themselves better .
They don't have smelly pussy. Or corocoro or stretch Mark's, or smelly mouth or body odour.

In fact I noticed some olosho pour some type of perfume on their pussy , it smells like candy making you wanna eat the pussy.

The moment you walk out of the olosho kingdom ,guys you will be greeted with HIV gonorrhea syphilis chalamydia UTi herpes hepatitis etc.

These girls ain't loyal, so best move a man can make is you stick around the girls who aint faking their disloyalty.


Enjoy

Nigeria is a very great country. Made up of over 350 tribes. Made up of over four religion and made up of several political parties.

The present democratic experience for system we are practicing today in Nigeria was given to us by the military it was given to us by General Sani abacha and general Abubakar abdulsalam.

The committee who prepared this constitution and The Foundations on which this present democratic system is being practiced we are made up of 85% northern Muslims and the remaining 15% was giving to others.
Benefits of review I'm saying this for those who are in their Twenties who had no idea of what Nigerian was or how will you know how the country was governed in the early 90s mid 90s.

I need to stay here categorically that there was a time in this country coma only two decades ago the president or his ministers or his special advisers all the military governor all the permanent secretaries all the head of power status we are 98.9% Muslim northerners.
Impact during supreme military council meetings you know you can compare the supreme military council meeting to the federal executive council meeting were having today under buhari and under our present democratic setting hausa was predominantly spoken in those meetings because it was assumed that everybody in the meeting was from The North Was a Muslim or probably grew up in the North and had northern Connection and could speak hausa for him to get into that meeting so hausa was spoken freely without any cause for concern.

Please also if you look very well you will find out that the present regime in Nigeria has a Northern Muslim face this current regine's appointment where 97% from the North Northern part of Nigeria. I don't want to tell into the murky and swampy Waters of Nigeria politics so let's get back to what this narrative is all about.

Who is afraid of restructuring is it the president muhammadu buhari is it the vice president is it the Sultan is it the head of the Muslims organisations in the north of the country? Again take it further are there foreign vested interest in Nigeria who are hell-bent on maintaining the status quo? When I say foreign vested interest I can confidently call one particular country and the name of that country is Saudi Arabia. Over 50 to 60 years I mean just after our independence and after the military coup the first military coup in Nigeria Saudi Arabia has maintained a chokehold on Nigeria. And you can see the effect in the sunni-shia Divide currently Rocking the nation.
The Saudi the Saudi King is a major financier of the northern Nigeria Muslim cabal. The five them petro dollars. And support them politically.

Again I ask who is afraid of restructuring? I was very disappointed to say the least when I read the presidency its response to Pastor adeboye's take on restructuring of Nigeria. Pastor was very straight forward. He didn't ask for a break up like the IPOB agitators always demand. I didn't ask for a coup d'etat I didn't ask the president to resign. I must categorically say this year pastor Adeboye was one of the very few pastors who openly castigated Goodluck Jonathan on his altar at the redeem headquarters and promoted buhari seriously and gave prophecies that sided with buhari ambition that eventually led to his Victory.

Now this same man who supported you has now come out to advise you on the best route to take to make Nigeria great again but what was the reply from the president? All they did was threaten pastor malign him insult him belittle him and shoved him outside.

There is a hegemonic Hold on Nigeria perpetrated buy a cocktail of three tribes and one religion what are the names of the tribes. Number one is the fulani, number 2 is the hausa, and number three is the kanuri

These guys are of the opinion that if Nigeria is restructured they will be on the loosing side but that is not true ,that is not true in fact they will be on the gaining side because if they focus on the solid minerals in their domain , the northern part of Nigeria can emerge as the new Dubai of Africa this is a fact.but they have been blinded to this single truth and all they want is power power power and domination.i wonder where that will take them to. Having said this I want to make it clear that no matter the walls built against restructuring of this great country restructuring will still happen and happen within the next decade this is not a prophecy this is a fact thank you.

We alive to tell. Some aren't

The babe is busty , bumpy and butty.
Just noticed she has been staring at me .
She was tripping for a while .
Although I had her in my sights ,but I am already in a relationship. Women are a burden , starting something new (relationship) is time consuming,energy sapping and financially dangerous .

So I kept to myself and wouldn't wanna notice her despite her attractiveness.

Then boom.

She walked upto me two days ago in a public function.
She timed me . How did she know I had sex 5weeks ago.how did she know ?

How did she know I have been consoling myself with porn and masturbation.

How did she know i needed a hot Bleep ,but wouldn't wanna play on my woman?

What to Do?

She approached me in that parri , baring cleavage, tight jeans, nice perfume , moderate make up, succulent lip stick, etc.
So calm was her voice that my d*ck answered her on my behalf by erecting immediately.

Then what came to my mind was; you where my house key was, and then if my bed was dressed and if I had enough condoms and if the burantachi is still remaining .


She came skewed for sex, I was tilted towards that too.

Then after one or two discussion we headed to my house ( notice ; she no be olosho ooo).

I had plans to start fucking from the palour to the room and bathroom and maybe kitchen.


While I left her in the palour ,I went to my room to get sex-ready.

I got the condoms lined up, drank 2 shots of monketail and gulped 3 shots of my herbal sex enhancement regimen , and then I got the lubricant Incase she was not wet as quick as possible .

Then I came out confidently to the sitting room for the round one.

NO KISSING PLZ.

WENT STARIGHT FOR THE MASSIVE BOOBS , EXPOSED IT IN ITS GLORY.
THEN TICKLED THE NIPPLES TERRIFYINGLY .
AFTER THEN I WENT FOR THE JEANS , IT WAS ELASTIC SO THE URGENCY DIDN'T TEAR IT .
THE JEANS CAME OFF.
A TIGHT WAS REVEALED.
I WENT FOR THAT TOO.
IT WENT OFF.



AND THEN THE WORST HAPPENED .................

chatinent:
Why do I feel this is an advert or a campaign?

again if you spotted any line in the story that looks like an advert. Tell me , I will edit it out

chatinent:
Why do I feel this is an advert or a campaign?

not at all. It happened to me your dear curious345.

This is a real life situation.
Not play play

It wasn't easy .
Just before the COVID lockdown , around early March , I had a slight fever and decided to treat it with .
I bought LONART of N500.
Took it for 3days.
To my surprise the drug had no effect on the "malaria fever".
I then suspected typhoid, so I bought Augmentin by flemings my usual typoid medicine I drank it for 7days yet things went worse .
Then I suspected HIV.
I went to ShopRite and bought a home hiv test kit and tested myself and it came out -ve .
And then I suspected Hepatitis A, B, C and D.
What to do ?

I then went to a certified teaching hospital laboratory , and they said they will have to do the hepatitis with HIV , I said no wahala.

I ran all the tests and they all came out -ve.
Now the doctor asked if I had taken hepatitis vaccine in the past I said no , he then said I must begin the vaccine immediately. He gave me one shot , I took the next about a month later and the 3rd shot will be in November .

I still felt crazily sick with high fever, severe muscle pain, headache, total absence of apetitite, loss of smell, weakness, and some cough.

Then my mind told me I may have the COVID.

I hadn't the opportunity to run a covid test . But by faith and study I knew I had the pandemic in me.

So what to do ?

I switched to ginger+garlic+turmeric regimen.

It seemed to give some relief .
But I wasn't still feeling well.

This was the 6month now and it's been in and out of it.

But alas , I just woke up one day in the 7th month and I was fine .

I attribute it to a miracle , or maybe the virus is tired of me and left sha..

This is my story.

May the gods heal the sick.
I am young , and I was wondering how old men recover, because I was lividly iLL.
Infact El-Rufai and the bauchi state governor were my secret mentors .
I will always console myself by saying if these old men beat the virus then I should too.

Alas I did ..

This life is balanced .it is

#EndSars


The men in this picture .. are they really policemen ?

Are you an enlargement freak?
Are you currently trying to enlarge something?
Are you done enlarging?

Can we see you pre/post enlargement story?

What did you enlarge?

Were you satisfied with the increase?

Does it make you more attractive?

As a man, does that bigger dick size bring you more compliments from ladies?


What enlargement supplement or device did you use?

Were there any side effects?

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