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Hello guys yeah I had wanted to post the picture of my naked girlfriend but my other friend who is a friend to her personal friend advised me not to do it. It's not that I'm quarelling with her neither is it that we have beef or we are fighting we are not. But I just felt you were going to like her body because she's so beautiful she's chubby she's Busty she has a massive hip she has a big ass she's dark and shiny and she can do great sex. Well if you want me to post her pics here just like this post and I'll do it

These days, we see a lot of ladies moving around town shaking their bodies like they are number one.

Taking a look at this ladies ,oftentimes they are actually looking beautiful they are also looking pretty they also looking nice they are also looking ok.
Among these Park characteristics I just listed above there is still a competition between them. There is a competition between a beautiful girl a very beautiful girl and extremely beautiful girl A Fine Girl a busty girl a big breast big nyash girl a tall girl and fair girl e t c.

Port but why do ladies feel they are beautiful, who makes them feel they are so beautiful that they move around like gods. I saw a lady recently and the way she carried herself I assume she was from a very rich home she has a Benz she has a mansion in Victoria Garden City she has a fat bank account she has traveled around the world she is dating mister Bill Gates son she has a private jet she has landed properties in Abuja she has landed properties in Port Harcourt she wears shoes worth $50000 she wear clothes what hundred and fifty thousand dollars she goes on vacation to the white house and the Burj Khalifa but when I looked the more ,when I looked at her deeply when I studied her perfectly I was so disappointed to find out that she was just an average lady living in the slums of Lagos of Lagos particularly she was living in mushin I was shocked.

Well from what I could analyse I found out that her beauty makes her feel on top of the world her beauty makes her feel she has class her beauty makes her feel she's complete she's the ideal woman she's a complete big woman which is actually falls. Now if all the beautiful ladies act like this like they're building mendling Gates or they're Oprah Winfrey and all that then what do the ugly girls do I mean are you trying to tell me there are no ugly girls again are you trying to say all girls were born beautiful are you trying to say beauty in the eyes of the beholder means be holding ugly things I'm calling them beautiful?

Well I just feel beautiful girls are taking us for a ride they are actually the most wacko ladies around town they are actually lazy they are not too brilliant they are not too intelligent they may be a little wise and they are carefree.

Now despite all the shortcoming they seem to be the major players in the runs girl business they seem to have the Best of Men They seem to be paid the highest when it comes to sleeping around with men they seem to have the lion share but in all of this what will the ugly girls do because ugly girls lives matters too

Congrats Laycon. The only man in the house for the money

A 18yr old boy has complained about the incessant sex advances from 45yr old biological mom.
She told him it would make his manhood big .
He also went on to say his mom drinks his sperm when he comes .

He was once tempted to have sex with her but she refused ,and told him "only blow-job, I am your mother".
form this information, it can be clearly seen that mom are also molesting their sons, while randy dads are smashing their daughters

ladies, I just measured my pii.
It was 4½ inches when flappy and 10 ½ inches wen turgid.

I want ladies opinion here .
Please what are the (1)advantages of big dick
(2) disadvantages of small dick

(3) does dick size affect marriage ? Can it lead to a divorce ?

Answers to this question will help millions who are seeking for answers .

I am a Nigerian.
I love my naija, although we are all waiting for the long promised restructuring.

But I am scared .yes really scared.
These days I am reluctant to speak or enter a conversation with Nigerian ladies.
To start a discussion with them scared me.
Not like am proud or egocentric. No no.
Just that am tired of the outcome.
It's predictable.

I shudder at the rate ladies spread their legs these days under the "slightest provocation".

Well not that am rich or handsome or powerful.
But conversations with the ladies these days quickly degenerate into sex .
well it's not good even though it's good.

Why would I meet you in a party, wedding , vigil, seminar, church, bus, plane, bank, mortuary, police station and the next thing is that you're giving me sweets in the middle?
Huhn.
How come sex became this cheap, with legs opening wide "everywhere you go?"

When durex condoms came out with a 12yrs research analytics , depicting Nigeria women as the most sexually active worldwide and our married women the most played, I thought they lied. (I was naiive).

Now I know it's true.

Kris25:
Get a life

ALL I NEED IS ONE LIFE. And I think I have it already

If happiness is 100units then these are the contributory factors
(1) money 35%
(2) sex 60%
(3) security 5%.

I've seen a lot of rich people with next to zero sex lives. They are very depressed and bored Even with the billions they have .

I've seen billionaires who begged to be fuc*ed inside the bush , car , uncompleted buildings and even in the bathrooms of wedding reception halls.

My rich tenants wife seduced me twice but God intervened and saved me. Cuz left on my own , I wouldn't be able to resist the urge of her sultry backside and illusions of her fat dripping pussy.

I am a firm disciple of 3 husband's or 4 wives. Just anything to keep the relationships eventful, adventurous and worth the time .

Married women should be allowed to invite men they crush on for a 3some with their legally married husband's . Yes this is true because most married women with kids are able to have sex with two men easily for hours .

If only married men would drop their pride , ego and bossiness,then their marriage can be rekindled with ease.
But will they?


I also support women to allow their husbands invite his crush over to the house for a 3some . This would be great . It can build the level of trust between wife and hubby and also increase their affinity for each other .

I hope Nigeria women Are ready to drop the cloak of selfishness ,nagginess, suspicion etc to embrace this option.

Again for the single ladies who are always "romantically correct" .I advice you get a guy who is clean . Make sure he' is medically clean . Hiv Hepatitis,gomorrah, syphilis. And if possible help him pay for a full medical check up.

Then open up your legs for a long ride. Then
When you are tired of his dick , tell him to invite his friend over for a 3some .
Ladies wouldn't you love being banged in both holes ? Skin tight?

Try it out.

I plead with the national assembly to Make law that requires only sexually active men to seek for office of the president.
AS WE SPEAK , CAN ANYONE TELL ME THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS SEXUALLY ACTIVE ?
Hell No! I doubt.
What we see happening in the country and economy is a Direct fallout of the sexual inertness of the commander in chief.

You can drop your own contribution below

My dear Nigerians we are finished.
We are consumed.
We are subdued.
I am in pains . I weep wept and wepted.

Where is thou strength oh thou subdued one?
Thou raped nation that lieth in the west coast of Africa , where is the horn of thy salvation?

For Nigeria to move to the promised land,Lagos state must lead the tribes ,they must be in the front line ,they must match first.

Who did this to Lagos, who destroyed her, who corrupted and who weakened her?
We are all witnesses to the effects of a mono-political setting and all its antecedents and fallouts in Lagos state Nigeria.


TODAY something HAPPENED.

before my very eyes , THE LASMA IN COHORTS WITH MOPOL,TASKFORCE AND SOME CIVILIANS ROBBERS were IN OPERATION AROUJD IKEJA AXIS.

I am sad, I saw the weak trampled ,I saw the feeble terrified and I saw the innocent victimized.

A very neat shiny toyota corolla parked by the way side ostensibly to pick or drop a rider . and then right before by eyes , two very dirty yellow buses pulled up . one roughly maneuvered its way in front of the car and the 2nd one parked right behind the car.

I was worried ,then all of a sudden gun weilding men cane out and started using their phones to video the car.and then another guy jumped at the driver and then another threatened the embarked passengers to disembarke and then another one was already pulling out the drivers key and then another was already seated in the front seat of the corolla . the driver, already mentally brutalized , rushed inside one of the buses (to beg or settle ) and they zoomed off.
Just 5sec right infornt of my view they bracketed another clean shiny 2004 Honda EOD.
They used the same Ops to subdue this other guy.
He also appeared mentally battered and disorganized by their Gestapo approach.
They took control of his car and zOomed off.

I cried I wept I wepted.

While all these happened ,I was amzed the people carrying out this arrest ignored the dirty looking yellow buses parked beside these clean cars , they seem to only target clean cars parked legally by roadside .

They robbed these car owners of their cars and squeeze out their lean resources in bribes and stuff.

Heard arested car owners are made to pay a minimum of 50k to reposses their cars or threatened with a 200k if the car goes to the LASMA office or taskforce office.

I noticed these criminals going about making these arrests were looking well fed and good looking (a sign of their illicit trade paying off).

Who do we complain to ?

I weep.

Never felt the urge to react even in the face of death than I was today .
I actually felt like challenging the arrestors.

Sad

Money without good sex
is like a body without a soul.
Its dead.
No wonder people are no more baiting their manhood for money rituals

Robertgreene1:
but Mr op u b mumu o...ur mates re busy lauding their achievements in life...u re here lauding ur "sexual powers"....as 4 women...a man will satisfy u financially nd also satisfy u sexually...u..what do u bring 2 d table...u will just b there 4 satisfaction sake...u b goddess?...useless vagina people...every young man should endeavor 2 read nd digest Esther vilar's best seller book "THE MANIPULATED MAN" nd understand what I mean

Nigeria is a great country .
Division is not a good move ,but restructuring is

Hello guys .
There is this catch-phrase that always make me laugh out loud LoL.
It's called "quick ejaculation" or "one minute man" or "quick like Indomie".
But my case is different .

Please note: I am not a gigollo , am not a male prostitute, I am not a "call guy". So ladies and married women alike ,no calls or PM's plz.

Ok back to the matter .
I have everything a sex minded lady would want . An infatuated lady always thinks of that FLAT BELLIED ROUGH DUDE WITH A 13INCH PIPE RAMMING HER AT A RATE OF 60 STROKES (in and out) PER MINUTE NON STOP FOR a minimum of 45min .

Now I can do all these and even more.
All the ladies I ever dated always reserve a good compliment for me.
After we break up they beggingly wanna come back.

I love and respect them.
But I can only have one lady at a time .

Looks like am sexually blessed over dose.
Great sex is good.
Believe me ,there is actually a cloud 9.
And a cloud 11. Pray not to get to cloud 11, the excitement there can lead to a cardiac arrest ,a stroke.
Its quite sweet and it's only reserved for the strong men.

Many men were gifted with clouds 4,5 ,8,6 etc.
But they were greedy and overtiously curious.
Then they started taking Viagra to seek the special sexual truths in the cloud 11. And you already know what happened to them? Ask Gen sanni abacha and some wealthy guys who died in hotels rooms only for their women to run away.

Sexual prowess is a gift.
Be thankful with what you have

We all gonna win this battle over lack and unnecessary wants ..

Who ever gave us this race to run in this life is a talk for another day .

But this thing is truth fully correct.
This is to say IF YOUR YEARLY HOUSE RENT IS MORE THAN HALF OF YOUR MONTHLY SALARY , THEN YOU'RE CLASSIFIED AS POOR.

Only 1 out of 21 girls are virgins with HYMEN STILL INTACT.
But all is not yet lost .

God'S wrath is still calm,because the reverse is the case in most conservative muslim Nations.

There , you as a lady may be stoned to death on your wedding night if your husband fails to show up with a blood stained white linen . A seal of your virginity.

That cloth is kept as a testament of your chastity.


If I may ask our ladies,mom's, career women etc. ........

Where is your BLOOD STAINED WHITE LINEN.

I am a male of 37yrs.i wanted to ask if yellow sperm are healthy sperm?

My sperm is yellow in color.


Please can I get recommendation to a life budget urology clinic.
I think I need to do an analysis.

I live in LAGOS.

Thanks guys

While speaking , you could literally feel hell from. A distance .
It's an undeniable place .
But bad though

Madibah:
Me I want to go hell
Heaven will be too boring jare

No weed
No drink
No olosho
No roddi rich

Damnnnnn hell will be too sweet

but it's dark and hell is hot

Curious345:
I have a job for you

soles21..

I have a job for you

I wanna sew two trousers (chinox and navy blue) and two white long sleeved shirts .

I am 6ft 3inches tall.
Weighing 115kg.

How much would materials + sewing cost me?

Please tailors I need your help

I know someone who can

I . Am christain .
There is this general believe that only "us " will go to heaven.
Although we all know that sinners will go to hell.

But please I think that's a wrong notion.
I also wanna believe that CATHOLICS BUDDHIST, HINDUS, MUSLIMS, JEWS, TRADITIONAL WORSHIPPERS will also make heaven .

THIS IS MY FiRM BELIEF.

Waiting

Edo people are very independent minded.
And we're never slaves . A tribe that stands with history for over 5000years

Hi guys.
I need contact to meet genuine , sincere and God fearing herbalist or spiritualist with higher knowledge .

In the southwest preferably.

My life and health are under one form of negative attack or the other .

So not like I need spiritual help to hurt others.
No.
I need it for my own healing and redemption.

Because the wicked ones after me are relentless . In their desire to harm me .
Matured contribution is approved .. thanks