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 Jokes Etc › The Pakistani... by cushman(op): 5:48pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
A Pakistani guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The old woman, the beautiful girl and the Pakistani guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The indian guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. The old woman thinking; "That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped". The Indian guy is thinking; "Damn it! that Pakistani guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead". The beautiful girl is thinking; "That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped". The Pakistani is thinking; " If this train goes through another tunnel, i could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian again" |
| Nairaland General › Re: fancidiva - hi, just wanted to introduce myself by cushman(m): 4:39pm On Dec 16, 2005 |
Warmest welcome to Nairaland  |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by cushman(m): 6:51pm On Dec 15, 2005 |
nike4luv:Why are u chics so crazy about this omarion...which one is ooooooo abi na 0000000000? Shebi --- Raw |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by cushman(m): 6:41pm On Dec 15, 2005 |
Sio Nkpo--- kc presh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Words women use... by cushman(op): 6:33pm On Dec 15, 2005 |
nike4luv:  |
| Nairaland General › Re: My gain in using MTN by cushman(m): 5:53pm On Dec 15, 2005 |
CONGRATULATIONS!  |
| Phones › Re: Vmobile knockout promo produces 172,318 winners by cushman(op): 5:32pm On Dec 15, 2005 |
Seun: How many times have you qualified? Anyway, everyone is a winner in this promo once you've qualified. But then, one mustn't pray to fall in the seventh and eight categories |
| Music/Radio › Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by cushman(m): 7:14pm On Dec 14, 2005 |
Break out-- Sean Paul |
| Nairaland General › Re: South Africa: First African Country to Support Gay Marriage by cushman(m): 6:43pm On Dec 14, 2005 |
I'm feeling bad about it cuz i always love south africa |
| Phones › Re: Lovely Text Messages by cushman(m): 6:25pm On Dec 14, 2005 |
babagana: |
| Nairaland General › Re: What's the Story behind your Nairaland Username? by cushman(m): 6:05pm On Dec 14, 2005 |
Yeah, it's sounds damn familiar! i've forgotten most of the story line....cuz it's been long!!! Though the novel is very interesting. What do you have to say about cushman? |
| Romance › Re: Hey guys how d'yu like your babes? 88, 11 or coke bottle? by cushman(m): 5:59pm On Dec 14, 2005 |
babagana:Yeah BG, Everything in nairaland is interesting...u'll see... |
| Romance › Re: Hey guys how d'yu like your babes? 88, 11 or coke bottle? by cushman(m): 5:51pm On Dec 14, 2005 |
terkimbi:Which one is 888 again? |
| Nairaland General › Re: What's the Story behind your Nairaland Username? by cushman(m): 5:43pm On Dec 14, 2005 |
CUSHMAN: Got it during my secondary school days and named after a very bad character in a James Hardley Chase's novel; TRUSTED LIKE THE FOX. I don't know why i was named after him and my friends didn't tell me. The name followed me till date. |
| Forum Games › Re: The Chain Word Game by cushman(m): 7:53pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
Fail |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A lady and her baby by cushman(m): 7:45pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
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| Forum Games › Re: The Chain Word Game by cushman(m): 7:36pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
Mail |
| Forum Games › Re: The Rhyming Game by cushman(m): 7:23pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
Ming |
| Forum Games › Re: The Chain Word Game by cushman(m): 7:20pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
jail |
| Romance › Re: What is the Colour of Love? by cushman(m): 7:13pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
ocho:Don't you think so? |
| Romance › Re: What is the Colour of Love? by cushman(m): 6:38pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
But love can't be just any colour... it can't be green cuz green is tied and associated with jealousy |
| Phones › Re: Vmobile knockout promo produces 172,318 winners by cushman(op): 6:30pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
Ha! relax Seun, Winners will soon be officially announced |
| Phones › Vmobile knockout promo produces 172,318 winners by cushman(op): 6:08pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
Oh yes, you heard me right... 172,318 won various prizes. The biggest promo ever! More details can be found here: http://www.independentng.com/news/nndec130507.htm
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| Romance › Re: Hey guys how d'yu like your babes? 88, 11 or coke bottle? by cushman(m): 5:34pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
mamba:The specialist |
| Romance › Re: Hey guys how d'yu like your babes? 88, 11 or coke bottle? by cushman(m): 6:56pm On Dec 12, 2005 |
I do understand 1 and 8 but i don't understand the p and d. Pls explain |
| Romance › Re: Hey guys how d'yu like your babes? 88, 11 or coke bottle? by cushman(m): 6:46pm On Dec 12, 2005 |
Why don't you just choose one mr. vichel? |
| Nairaland General › Re: South Africa: First African Country to Support Gay Marriage by cushman(m): 5:50pm On Dec 12, 2005 |
That's really a bad news! |
| Romance › Re: Hey guys how d'yu like your babes? 88, 11 or coke bottle? by cushman(m): 5:45pm On Dec 12, 2005 |
"88" is definately out of the question. I think i'll go for 11 |
| Music/Radio › Re: Dido: Life for Rent by cushman(m): 4:35pm On Dec 11, 2005 |
I like her songs too. My favourite is SAND IN MY SHOES |
| Nairaland General › Re: Hottie by cushman(m): 2:22pm On Dec 09, 2005 |
Welcome to the house |
| Phones › Re: All Vmobile Subscribers gets 2000 Naira Free by cushman(m): 1:56pm On Dec 09, 2005 |
mamba:Yes...o!  |
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