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Musty

Efik_ibo:
First of all i don't do small handbags for obvious reasons.

Contents of my handbag are as follows
Mac lipglass
Nivea care gloss
mac powder
cell phone (2)
Olay double action cream
perfume
wallet (got all my cards, money and change in it)
cheque book
whatever book i'm reading at that time
asprins
staff pass
my glasses
Car keys and house keys
Umbrella
Compact mirror
Pens

Aspirins

fabian:
At least I don't...............

Glad to hear that

fabian:
Next thing you'll be askin is if we don't carry pen-knives!

oh...don't y'all?

Sure, i think it's necessary

What about a beer flask?

Does nobody carry things like cigarette lighter?

Welcome to Nairaland babee girl

I believe big eye(s) is one of the qualities of a beautiful woman

"if you don't know what you want,you'll end up where you don't want to be"

ok, i love her

My biggest crush ever...
     
    CHARLIZE THERON

Damn! if this chick will give me a chance i'll love her forever...she's a vamp!!!

Thanks y'all and BARKA Da SALLAH

I won't advice you on that one...

I don't think it'll work

mckaycee:
I hate ladies that talk too much,
that has no dress sense,
looks too artificial
tells lies alot,
flirts
calls every guy her cousin,
OROBO,
paints a lot,
no matter how good she is in bed, she cannot be my type.....

Damn right!

Sometimes they get too demanding.

Will there be a prize for the answer?

It's like we've been taken for a ride...

esconedge:
can someone kindly tell me how to know a virgin when i see one,am confused.This days,they all claim to be virgins but they aint,its sh*t u know.Virgins,i don't believe they xist after the age 12.

yeah...sure thing...that's why i don't expect to marry a virgin...they always find a way of making themselves look like virgins...even making their private part tight like that of a virgin!

    I don't know how they do it but that's the way it is...

A little boy goes to his dad and asks; " what's politics?"

Dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way; I'm the Breadwinner of the family, so let's call me CAPITALISM. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the GOVERNMENT. We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the PEOPLE. The Nanny, we'll consider her the WORKING CLASS. Now your baby brother, we'll call him the FUTURE...Now think about that and see if that makes sense".

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him and finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the Nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeps in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his Father; "I think i understand politics now"

The Father replies, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think it is".

The boy promptly answers, "Well, while CAPITALISM is screwing the WORKING CLASS, the GOVERNMENT is asleep, the PEOPLE are being ignored, and the FUTURE is in deep trouble".

I'm the biggest tupac fan...

@hot-angel, coins are useful only where you find them useful...can't remember when last i set my eyes on a coin!

What specifically do you want him to read?

The number 7

The title of the new album by Makaveli (Tupac) is The 7 Day Theory. He was shot on September 7th; and survived on the 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and"died" the 13th. Hence the title The 7 Day Theory.

Tupac's album All Eyes on Me was released on Feb.13, 1996. Tupac "died" on Sept.13, 1996. It is quite a coincidence that the two dates are exactly 7 months apart.

Tupac officially died at 4:03 PM. 4+3 = 7 Also he "died" at an age of 25 years. 2+5 = 7. It seems as if seven is Tupac's number.

In the movie, "Gridlock'd," when Tupac and Roth are in the diner and they glance up at the menu, all the L's are upside down 7's.

In the movie, "Gang Related," Tupac and Belushi wait in room 7, and Tupac's badge number is 115; 1+1+5=7.

The cross on Tupac's back says, "Exodus 16:31." , The verse itself seems to have little meaning, but read this verse, found right above it:, "So the people rested on the seventh day." All of Exodus 16 deals with the 7 Dayz.

Volcano

Really...? I'm surprised!