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Yes...o we are winning! Nokia will keep flying

zannah:
wop deigo's wife pregnant guess who the father?

Who?

ogrebuga:
Definitely sony-ericsson, they're faster,smarter,more intriguing, cooler everything 'er' than Nokia, nokia is just big name with ok content.

That one no be true talk...o

whiteshark:
I wish to pass on as fast as possible.

How fast...?

Not exactly...

prettyH:
no wonder u guys r always lost

You got me wrong... Real men don't ask for directions from ladies

A boy returned from school after the promotional examination and the following ensued between him and his father...

Son: Daddy, do you know something?

Daddy: No, until you tell me my son

Son: You are not going to buy books for me next session

Daddy: Why? Have you been given a scholarship?

Son: No! Iam repeating the class...

Yep!

PATIENT: Doctor, my arms hurt me, my stomach hurts me, my feet hurt me, and my neck and shoulders hurt too.

DOCTOR: Relax while i make a quick examination. (The doctor picked up a little hammer and tapped the patient's knee to test his reflexes). How do you feel now?

PATIENT: Now my knee hurts...

Real men don't cry....real men don't ask for directions

I have reason(s) to believe Tupac is a member of this forum ... i'm suspecting somebody...

Can somebody please help me out; i need as much information as possible on Solar energy, why it is in a way unpopular in most places and if it is expensive to manage and maintain.

Nice one there

Everybody here is special in a way...meeting everyone is a pleasure

It's almost impossible for them to operate without lying

Come on IAH, you went to a boarding school yourself...so you should know better

dakoru:
i also think that NOKIA is the best of all phones.It comes in varieties for all individuals in the society and most of them have unique features

That's what i'm talking about...

Many things...

Yes Seun...do you personally know her?

Are you sure they'll understand you?

FRESH out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervouse man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

"I need someone with an accounting degree", the man said.

"But mainly, i'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me".

"Excuse me?" the accountant said.

"I worry about alot of things", the man said. "But i don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back".

"I see". the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty thousand".

"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business affords a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "Is your first worry".

Yes, i like the idea of creating time but what about the training? Some things can never be learned at home.

A Man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a fortune - teller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

"Ah..." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball...

"I see you are a father of two children'.

"That's what you think", said the Man scornfully. 'I'm the father of THREE children".

The Woman grinned and said; "That's what YOU think".

What about those private boarding schools around you? Aren't they anything to write home about?

opeke:
i'll say not to let this number 7 cause you to have OCD - obsesive compulcive disorder (don't know if i got that right)

I don't get it please...

But it really depends on the type of boarding school right?

Everything has it's advantages and disadvantages so is a boarding school.

I attended a boarding secondary school myself and i was able to learn very well from the experience; i can now organize myself well, know how to stay with different people from different background etc... I always dream of my experiences and it was quite an adventure.

...and ofcourse i was able to pick a terrible habit which is making me feel very miserable.

so...

Would you send your child to a boarding school?

Thats exactly what i've been trying to point out. Why is that so? I think we shoud try and find the solution

Only true tupac fans feel that he's still breathing