Ay04z:
Copy and paste....

c who is talking ooo well jst got to knw dat u are my big fan if its copy nd past y did u read it

oilmane:


Kai, u bad, but u nor finish d story o, what of d guy?

ahhhh wetin concern me with d guy me shey na to get d girl back to ma self

Unzerious:
Op you wicked.



You don put bad thing for my mind.......Hmm, somebody go chop that Werepe Recipe for my Compound too



I dey come make I go buy plenty Palm-oil

serve am breakfast

So I had this crush in this my compound. .. This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this girl I went to buy all these love messages book, the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said she's concerned about her future for now that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might work out. ... Shebi make I wait ni??. ... Patapata in 2 years time she go gree... My people you know she told me to wait and I waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you told me to wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't ready and besides I've found someone who's best for me. ..... Ehn Ehn.... We go shall see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy the relationship na, shebi you craze for head ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for me.... The guy moved in with the girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't take this anymore ... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this guy a lesson.... They have started calling themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own future wife. .. in Our compound, People don't have sense ooo.... There was a day I barged into their room, I was looking for my broom... I swear... Both of them were lying naked on the bed ..... That was when I knew water don pass garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see that lesson I must teach them, the girl must know that.... You don't tell someone to wait for you when you won't date them .. They're even bathing together. ... That was where I started hating their destiny.... Bath together awòn werey meji. .. In which bathroom ... Some people are foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich people not foolish students bathing together inside BALUWE..(bathroom) .. Awon werey Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our bathroom is outside with a very green and muddy ground...... All these BALUWE (bathroom) made of roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap.... Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... . There was a day I went to peep through one small hole to see how romantic their bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got there, seriously I just met myself there. .... if you see the radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all these ones are idiot) they were using the same sponge, husband will scrub wife's back first... Wife will scrub husband's back, after that they'll now throw water up, two of them will now hug themselves, the water will now fall on their body .... Shay you see that the two of them are not normal... To cut the long story short i sha went to get one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me that's wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on a grinding stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no answer am.... You that I'm grinding your destiny .... You snatch my girl & you think say i go leave you.... One sunny afternoon, they put water in the bathroom.... They want to have their bath together again.... Awwwn you have forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of them waka like mumu go carry sponge again. ... Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe recipe, I don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their water.... I sat somewhere watching as they enter bathroom.... As they carry the water put for body.... Come and see race and craze at the same time everybody run after them, me self join... ... E bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them ooo) romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates.... Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to the hospital, cos her body was itching her seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I put plenty palm oil for her body with some chantings.. .. You no fit understand, she slept off...... When she woke up (in my room) and saw me beside her, she hugged me and said I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie ooo).... Say God that you love me.... She said God walahi..... It's good to be wicked....

inspectorg:
Dis wan na MORAL LESSON in disguise for all.


Thanks Op. Buh the caption though..... E choke!!

na d caption wey i c e dey gimme views b dat

Axis313:
Original Poster. The person that create this topic. I am sure you understand now

yh thankz

Axis313:
Op you no well I swear. Like someone said,nairaland is just an asylum.

whats op

A 39years old sexy lady chatting with her 18
year old sugar boy she just knew online
some hours ago

SUGARMUM: I'm so h*rny right now ,
wouldn't you like to eat my ass someday?

BOY: Damn yeah I would like that , by
the way send me a picture of your ass ,if you
don't mind babe
She sends a half naked picture without a
face on it

BOY: Damn that's so huge I just
can't wait to penetrate into it

SUGARMUM: Me too baby , by the way I
will talk to you later I think my husband is
back because i can hear the sound of his car
at the gate.

BOY: ooh okay bye I also think my dad is
back because I'm hearing his car.

SUGARMUM: Wait a minute, where exactly do
you stay in Lusaka?

BOY: I stay in chalala street house number
104/10

SUGARMUM: Godfred is that you?

BOY: Mum is that your ass?


Fb: @cush xene

wis3:
alot of women will fall for this.

na so.....

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs, when she opens the door, she saw cush xene, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, cush xene says " I’ll give you 500,000 naira to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Dennis. After a few seconds, cush xene hands her 500,000 naira and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks “Who was that?” “It was cush xene the next door neighbor,” she replies. The husband says, “Great!! Did he say anything about the 500,000 he owes me?”
fb: @cush xene
tell me what you think

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining about family problems. Finally the other man said, "you think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also my wife became mother in law of her father in law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother in law of my child, whose step sister is my fathers wife. Thus I am my stepmother's brother in law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather. And you think you have family problems? Facebook: @cush xene

darling2222:
Lol

lets chat on email i jst messaged @ katbamraymond@gmail.com

Ferrytech:
coded begges

what do u mean by dat nonsence word beggers seems like somtin is wrong with u, cant u see that i post it under jokes
look go and learn some manners

One day, i was sleeping, dreaming that i
withdrew 100k from an ATM machine. When
i woke up, To my greatest surprise, i saw
100k in bundle on my bed.
I was happy, it's was a dream come true, i
regretted not withdrawing 1millon in my
dream.
Without wasting time i got up,called my
girlfriend Mary, called my fellow Admin
Godsent,we all went to boutique, shoprite
and many places i can't remember, the bills
was on me
Everything was going fine until my father
called me

ME: Hello sir...

MY DAD: Hello my son, how are you?

ME: Am very very fine, infact very fine is an
understatement

MY DAD: I know, when i have dropped your
100k school fees, why wouldn't you be
happy?

ME: chaiiii

Guyz plz advice me
The money remain 1500 and school don
start


DM for more...
facebook: @cush xene

Last week Aunty jenny sent me to go help
her deliver a message to her boyfriend , I
wanted to say no but I decided to help her
atleast for once , so she gave me 250 for
transport fare stingy aunty u can't make
it 500, so I decided to leg it and use the
money for data so I can post jokes for my
fans when I got to Aunty Jenny
boyfriend's house I knocked severally but no
response , so I pushed the door open and
entered inside , I did not see him in the
sitting room so I decided to check the
kitchen for his maid but she was no where
to be found , I went straight to Aunty
Jenny boyfriend's room, immediately I got to
the door I started hearing voices , Ahh
harder harder Oga u are the best , Omo this
guy bad oh , so I pushed the door open
and they were shocked to see me and the
maid ran out n@ked immediately while
aunty Jenny's boyfriend pleaded with me
not to tell anyone about it that he's
gonna give me 20k the next day, I
dropped the message Aunty jenny sent me
and left , So he came to our house
yesterday evening and I asked him for the
money , He told me to get out of his sight
before he will slap me , Omo this guy
don't know me oh , so I left sad because I
know Aunty jenny will never believe me
because she trust this guy with her life and
have been giving him different gift ,
anyway I know the God I serve , so he left
without giving me a Kobo but I kept
quiet because I know that one day I will
surely pay him back so that night I went
to bed angry , Just this morning Aunty
jenny called me and told me to accompany
her to her boyfriend's house , I wanted
to say no but a thought came to my mind
,so I followed her when we got there , the
stupid guy gave me one bad look like that
but em no concern me because na
vawulence I carry come , I go show am
pepper , so after about 10 Minutes, Aunty
jenny ordered the maid to serve breakfast
and she did , so I RUSHED my own and
waited for them to finish theirs when
they were done eating and the maid came
to pack the plates then I decided to spoil
everywhere so I started
Bro Jude do u run race with your maid ?
Bro Jude: No why do you ask
Me: I overheard the maid saying she just
finished 3 rounds with you
Immediately the plate fell from the maid's
hand and she started shaking in fear
while aunty jenny got up in anger and
asked her if she has been sleeping with her
boyfriend and she said he always come to
her room to sleep with her, (Omo pikin wey
say him mama no go sleep him too no go
sleep ) so aunty jenny in anger use the
breakable plate and hit bro Jude's head
while raining curses on him Anyway
to cut the story short , Bro Jude is in the
hospital ward 8 with bondage on his head

Who is cush xene? Cush xene is a Nigerian
singer and songwriter known for the hit
song “where you dey”. Cush xene is
famous for the degree of emotional tone
and lyrical creativity he puts into all of his
works. He has been into music since his
childhood, starting off as a rapper. He is
currently one of Nigeria’s fastest-rising
music artists, performing his own songs
on some of the stages in Nigeria and
Africa.


Full data profile of Nigerian musician cush
xene

Full name: Raymond Christopher Katbam

Age: 17years

Birthday: December 23

Gender: Male

State of origin: plateau state

Parents: Mr. Raymond & Miss. Rifkatu

Height: 5”9

Marital status: Single

Tribe: mwaghavul (from mangu)

Career: Singer, music artiste

Genre: Afro-fusion & rap


download his musics to feel the vibe
follow me on all platforms @cush xene

A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girls panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What's this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you've just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of naira She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one! Fb: @cush xene

HOW TO EARN RESPECT....
Never beg for attention because it dosent last earn respect from people because it last forever.....
1. Stop begging people all the time.
2. Stop looking for people who are not looking for you.
3. Don't be a liability.
4. Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
5. Reduce how you visit some people especially when they don't show concern.
6. Invest in yourself, make yourself happy always.
7. Stop entertaining gossips.
8. Think before you talk, 80% of people value you is what comes out of your mouth.
9. Be an achiever by getting busy with your goals.
10. Respect time.
11. Don't stay in a relationship where you are constantly disrespected.
12. Give out more than you receive.
13. Learn to spend on yourself more than you expect from others.
14. Don't go to where you are not invited and don't over stay your welcome when invited.
15. Trust with care.
16. Don't envy people.
17. Believe in yourself.
18. Keep to agreements.
19. Respect everybody. and you shall be a happy and respected person.
Fb: @cush xene

WIFE : Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face? CUSH : I Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work WIFE : Blood of Jesus! What happened? CUSH : There was a fire out break down the tunnel and everybody died! WIFE : What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping U alive. How did you make it out my dear? CUSH : Darling, it was God's work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet. WIFE : Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families, how are they going to survive now? CUSH : My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10 million each. WIFE : What? !!!! ten million what? Chai!! Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?
Fb: @cush xene

Well it was one of this days when i was
walking down the hall way to submit my
project to my teacher in the staff room i
passed the principals office and hard a
wierd noise......
i peeped in and saw her naked rubbing the
vibrator on her wët p***y damn i was about
to leave wen she spotted me and called me
back i walked in and coverd my eyes she
laughed and told me to lock the door behind
me.
I did that and she came over to me with her
big bôōbs bouncing.
To her every step she smiled at me and said
"i know u want it"
Dat was like a spell to me cos i went hard
immediately as she started losing down my
belt.......
To be continued................

bro please lets chat on email katbamraymond@gmail.com

Cynthia was was very scared because it was her first time doing it . She just heard people say it's painful but he said to her it wasn't that she must open She opened slowly then he said she shouldn't be scared that he won't hurt her. After that, she opened and he puts it in slowly (ouch) She felt like she should cry but was too shy cause people in the other rooms will hear her cry He asked if it was hurting, but she couldn't reply. .. Tears were rolling down and her eyes were closed After a short period of time , he then removed it and said "I told you that I won't hurt you" then she smiled and said "Thank you doctor for removing this tooth

Late Osinachi Nwachukwu's husband,Peter Nwachukwu, sentenced to death by hang!ng as charged by the Attorney-General of the Federation. The Federal Government has filed 23-count charges against Peter Nwachukwu, husband of late popular gospel artist, Osinachi, who died on April 8 after he allegedly assaulted her. He was charged under sections 104 and 379 of the Administration of Criminal Justice Act, 2015, by the Attorney-General of the Federation. The defendant was charged with culpable homicide contrary to section 221 of the Penal Code which is punishable with death by hanging.

I was at a park when I saw a woman
seriously complaining about her stolen
phone. So I went near her to listen to what
she was saying. I was also downloading
something with my phone at that same
time. Immediately she saw my phone she
told the crowd that it's her phone which
was a Samsung galaxy S6 Edge. For a
moment I couldn't even open my mouth, I
was so confused. She held me and slapped
me. The crowd attempted to beat me up. But
luckily a policeman was passing by and he
came into the scene. He asked what was
going on and I explained with tears all over
my face. He sent me to the police station
together with the woman and I still
explained to the policeman that I was
innocent. So the policeman asked the
woman to call her phone. She called and a
girl picked, it was her daughter. The girl told
the woman that she left her phone at home
when she was leaving. I even cried more
and more because I had already been
disgraced. The policeman told the woman to
settle me with some money. The woman
pulled 10 million naira out of her hand bag
and wanted to hand it over to me but it was
just too heavy for me
I tried to collect it by force yet I couldn't....the
n I decided to use Power I heard kreeerr.
Kraaaa kreeee.,... I opened my eyes I realized
I have tear my bedsheets....