₦airaland Forum

Nonybb:
The era of boko haram is about to ease off. We are entering into another phase and we, the South-South, have sworn that AbOki will see hell when any of their Sons or daughters are sworn in to rule us. Better give it to yoruba cowards now than those cattle rearers. No more gworo-chewing-almajiri-cow-loving hausa illiterate ruling over the most ambitious intelligent Igbos and the most gifted and diversified Ijaw nation. Boko haram was your weapon, we are also preparing our own weapon to make your government ungovernable Mr Coupist

Hold your peace! It won't get to that, Buhari cannot, will not, can never, will never and can never ever be president!! Quote me!

What happened to the Enugu test I think its high time we contact Dragnet!!!

KHAYGOLD:
Even if APC is painted in black colour and thrown into the mud, they are the best alternative to PDP for now. Come 2014, something is telling me they will take over 80% of governance in Nigeria.

Yeah! I think I know that 'SOMETHING' that is speaking to you: AGBO + ALOMO

These people should be enlightened that the world has gone beyond such primitiveness. I mean where else do u still hear of such outdated crimes? Its always the same people all the time haba!!! While others toil to train their wards and make them useful citizens, you encourage yours to roam the streets and parks (alaye) hence constituting nuisance to everybody. I learnt some of their irresponsible parents even go as far as preparing charms for their murderous sons/daughters!! Enough of this madness. If u aren't ready for parenthood, then don't become one!!!!

Dailyfavour:
He can do himself favour and drop the ambition, six years already, what else? Is it a family seat? Nigerian are saying NOOOOO...

A beg which "NIGERIANS" could you be talking about??

UcLloyd:
enugu as well, and I could swear I did very well. How come I didn't get an invite nah! I've gone through my email box, searching with tears in my eyes! Dragnet!!!!!

Did I hear u say "with tears in your eyes" Bro pls...........

softrise:
It seems to me as if those that wrote the test in Enugu has not got an invite? Please can some one confirm this, because those that sat for the test in Abuja, Lagos and PH has got an invite for the interview.

I'm tempted to agree with you based on the evidence of this forum. Non of the invitees seem to have written at Enugu.

Any Enugu guy with an invite??

And pls who knows when the scheme will be going to the north (I.e Sokoto, Kebbi, Zamfara, Niger etc)

morewealth:
When were you hired? If your employer has filled any time sheet for you he\she must have filled your account number and that place of account number on your profile will show your account number. The last four digits though.

Thanks man. I feel relieved. This is my first month.

By the way why does the normal j word = supporters of apc. So even the system now recognizes them for who they really are? Lol!

berem:
^^^ smh! You need Jesus!

JESUS! did I hear you say somebody needs Jesus? Well, its typical of supporters of APC (Chronic Hypocrites)

Abagworo:
Of course she is. If a human could get up one day and stake his/her page for Ohakim and Theodore Orji what else is expected? Her page is all about condemning Rochas Okorocha and praising Peter Obi, T Orji and Ohakim. Sometimes I do wonder why some humans lack integrity and truth.

Praising Peter means a lack of integrity to you??

chamboy:
Where is our 32 million dollar ooo

So when CITIZENS talk, some low-lifers also open their traps? (sorry for calling you a low-lifer, I'm just judging you by your comment). Please a polite question for you: what have you or any member of your family contributed to this country (OUR 32 million indeed).

NgeneUkwenu:
That Afikpo Chick that owns that website is well known to me! I equally know her house at Ndi Ibe Beach Afikpo-Ebonyi State: She is a sycophant who romances with politicians to make her evil money, using Ndigbo page on facebook! She makes up fictious and hateful messages which spreads on her blog and Her facebook page, hood winking my ever gullible Igbo brothers and sisters.

I suspect Biafranqueen as that Character!

I had wanted to say something on your comment until I (fortunately) checked your profile and realised it would be an absolute waste of time. I mean, what will I say to a woman who isn't even wise enough to control her weight Hun

Alphaoscar:
what else do you expect from the incompetent PDP and their shameless supporters?

2015 is almost here and they will be shocked because the populace are ready to redeem this country from the maladministration of PDP and Lieing Jonah.

So only you don become POPULACE?? I hail o!

Guys, just to be sure, are suppose to see our account numbers on our online profiles? Cos I can't see mine on my profile (only some little stars).

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Another product of a failed education system.

To fuuktards like you, saying Shepopotamus is an achiever is "superior" argument.

E no go better for those looting the eduction budget. They are helping us generate fuuktards like these cretins.

Loooooooooooooooool! I get it. You're just having fun on the thread right? Forgive me, I thought you were serious. So let's go together after the count of 2. 1..... 2............ !!!!!!!!!YOU ARE A CRETINOUS FUCTARD!!!!!!!!

Sagamite:
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Who are you trying diversion tactics with?

Fuuktard, tell us the achievements of Retardeen and Shepopotamus that makes them heroes in your family.

Mehn you tick all the boxes of a frustrated sadist. Why don't you respond to a polite question put to you Besides, his arguments are superior? You just sound like all these Lagos Yoruba touts.

enigmaotr:
Let GEJ enfranchise the whole APC stronghold, he will still lose next year. Nigerians say no to Jonathan

So only you don become NIGERIANS!!!!! I hail o!

berem:
instead of making the vigilantes join the army and re-inforce them,Jonathan the clueless dunce is giving orders to disband the group. How clueless can someone be?
As for elections holding in the three affected states,I am not surprised. It has always been the game plan of Jonathan and PDP.

You this thing, I don't like the way you talk at all. I've been observing your comments for a while. The way you insult our president baffles me. Can't you just ctitisize him (objectively) without calling him names? I mean, this is somebody whose child's cook can conveniently employ and pay your dad (that's if he's even qualified). Think about it. What have you really achieved in life that emboldens you to call people names? (Your president and commander-in-chief for that matter!). Its just to gutter mehn........

flywheel:
bennzyno thanks I received it

pls forward to robcyprain@yahoo.com.
Thanks

UjSizzle:
So condition your mind to start noticing her sexually kwanu
Do you two have intimate kisses? What does that feel like?

looooooooooooooooool!!!!! lmao @ the questions!!! Gurls sha!!!!!!! Well, yes to the first question. As for the second question, (lmao!): it feels lyk............ (lwkmfh!!) but where do I start na? Thanks for your input anyway

AgapeCharis:
love ain't blind.
U'r nt getting one point. He didn't say he doesn't love d girl because of her small brsts. He does buh dt fling is nt jx there. U sure knw dt u can b sexually attracted to someone u don't love...maybe cos d person's got dt tin dt spines ur head.....dey r two different things bro

Mehn how come you see it EXACTLY from my perspective?? I had wanted to elaborate for better understanding but with your excellent summary above, I feel no need for that. @ foxxynik thanks for your inputs. But i'ld luv you to appreciate the fact that my sexual preference is not a product of pevertion or lust. I didn't just decide to start liking/preferring girls with big mamaries (SEXUALLY), its something I just discovered I had even from my early days so i think its passive to just ask me to "man up and drop that boobsy thingy". That why I enquired if it had a medical explanation just so I could save the relationship NCOs like I earlier said, I luv that girl madly, i see her in my future and from strong evidences, I think the feeling is mutual. Its just that sexual connection (from my side) that is a blight to an otherwise almost-perfect relationship. [i][/i](#talk about the role of sex in sustaining a good relationship# whof!!!!!!)

Annypie:
its possible to love sm1,and nt be sexually attracted to d person..exclusive to agape love.i wuld never wana get intimate wt sm1 i dnt love though,i just feel love nt matter hw superficial shuld be a prerequsite 4 sex. BTW shebi they say sex is different 4rm makin love ni

@ the bolded: this is my current predicament! There's this angel I luv to pieces (or so I think) but the problem is I'm not just attracted to her sexually and its killing her (and killing me too cos I hate to see her hurting). The underlying truth is that i'm sexually attracted to only girls with big boo..bs (i dont know how i found myself in that condition) and i cant just bring myself to open up to her about it cos i know it will shatter her emotionally and maybe plant a complex problem in her which is the last thing i want. I mean this girl has got it all: smashing beauty, manners, brains, an engineering degree on the way (500 level) and boo...bs many guys will consider hot (cos honestly she is not flat chested). The thing there is (for me): No matter how beautiful a girl is, as long as she hasnt got mean mamaries, i can never be SEXUALLY attracted to her. Peeps pls i need your (mature) inputs as she is beginning to think I'm taking her for granted because she initiated the relationship. Something I'll NEVER do! I luv this girl scatter mehn! & I respect her a lot! (I mean how can I forget so soon the number of better-looking, richer and better-swagged guys falling over themselves just to be seen with her!) She probably knows it, but she can't just phatom why I'm not feeling her. And lastly guys, just out of curiosity, is my condition a medical one?? Is there a sort of theory somewhere (medical or psychological) that can be used to explain it?? Are there other people suffering from the same condition? Or am I alone on this one? Inputs pls!!!!!

Guys, pls this issue of opening an account. Must it be with the designated uba branch or can it be any branch?? because I went to the designated branch but they were complacent. I left them and went to another branch (in the same town) and I got my account number the following day. The issue now is that the same rude girl surprisingly called me and asked me why I didn't come back. I told her straight that I had opened the account with their other branch and she was like: " who asked you to go there? Okay let me see how they are gonna send it to sure-p for your payment" I told my employer and he asked me to go back there and open the account (he just probably wants me to be on a safer side). So guys what do u say (especially punters mind)

To all the supporters of APC I say a big hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fools! Small boys!!! When next political authorities talk you listen!!! When i told u guys that rochas joined your saddist party as a spoiler, your chronic bigotry blinded you to reality. This has always been part of plan. The next thing would be for him to be denied the party's ticket at the primaries hence establishing a valid reason to defect thereby heaping more confusion and ultimately distabilizing the party. That has always been his assignment. It is called: Infiltrate and Destroy and boy! That guy is good!!!! That has been his biggest strength and people like him are rare in politics which is why he is in high demand and very expensive. How do you think he makes his dough. Politics is all about strategy and tact! Not bitterness and kindergarten propaganda!!! Whereas PDP spends its time and resources strategizing and engaging in high-level political inovations and brainstorming, APC unfortunately are whiling away in cheap, outdated political moves (I.e propangada and face-me-i-face-you-style yabis)

fabulousdame:
Pretty face winning killer curves.

That your face na wao! Na only that pishure na e you get?

ekel101:
finding a wife is one thing and getting a good wife is another.
Sometimes good girls turn bad while bad girls turn good. It just depend on the angel or devil that finds her , Sometimes the way a woman treats you is a reflection of how you must have treated her.

men keep shouting GOOD WIFE , GOOD WIFE how many of them are good? 80% of men dont even know how to treat a lady and they keep shouting bad wife . sometimes changing a situation starts with you. Why not love that girl even with her flaws and make her feel like the best in the world, make other girls jealous of her and see whether the devil in her wont leave.

The most important quality to look for in a wife is
1. God fearing - if she isnt God fearing nothing for you bro and i dont mean going to church/mosque, at least you have someone Almighty to report her to when she misbehaves
2. Care - if she isnt caring your life would suck, your chuldren would lack a good parental care
3. Attitude - Once she has a good attitude, respectful, loving and a good anger management
4. Intelligent- A little bit of intelligence will do she doesnt have to be an A student at least average, yu dont wanna marry a dully

Abeg if you have a gurl with this 4 qualities , abeg wife her and invite nairalanders for your wedding.

If you marry because of beauty. My guy you will see more pretty girls, go for something that can keep your mojo running for the next 70 years and you wont get tired.

The best time to find your heaven made wife is when you struggling, so as yoou are trying to make the whole money also take time to be looking for her. cos you will be more frustrated if she marries your money. One thing you cant fake till eternity is love

Its always good to read a post to the end oh! I bin don dey prepare bullet wey I go fire this one until I got to the conclusion of the post. God don save you this afternoon!

Finally, I hope those fantasizing that Tambuwal will remain the speaker can now quitely sheath their swords and quietly (albeit shamefully) eat their words as we all now know where the remaining votes for his impeachment will come from... PDP + APGA + LP + SDP = ?
NOTE*: I'm not a PDP fan but I hate APC with passion.
REASON: There is a limit to everything in life. Even politics as dirty as it is has its limit. So any political party that goes to to the extent of playing politics with the lives of poor and innocent Nigerians (via terrorism) will NEVER get my sympathy. How do I know Ask BUHARI, ATIKU, SLS, NYAKO, SHETIMMA, BUKAR ABBA, KWANKWASO, YERIMA, SHERIFF (pls don't tell me he is in PDP, I no what I'm saying) and unfortunately, TINUBU (how he allowed himself to be decieved into such bloody conspiracy baffles me as we all know that southwesterners can be anything but blood spillers)