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buhahahaha, @ Nella, girl what u denying? whisper to me


@ topic

nooooooooooooooooooo




so you have a secret or two to share?

no oo, i don't think so




are u?

pterygott:
roflmao!

Why you dey laugh nah?? The worst part is that you're rolling on the floor too . . abeg get up jare

Since you don't have any other thing to do, your assignment is to follow that nitmare of a person (since i don't even know if its a female or male) by 2pm and 3pm, on the above mentioned sections he listed

Come back with something or you'll be fired

niceuzor:
- and mama is going to bit the hell out of you!! then u

trying to beg me No way

- mama has to hear this OK

Mama loves me too much, so lets see who she'll believe

niceuzor:
- kitty why can't you find a place to Laugh your ASS uhmmmmmm

Please thats my very good friend oo, i'll tell mama you're rude to strangers, and there'll be no lunch for you today

pterygott:
Justin timberlake.: lovestoned

I got to listen to that song . . coincidentally funny, yesterday a friend was telling me how much he's in love with the song

dollarland . . ahahahaha , what of crownsland

@ topic

nah *shaking her head*





are u smiling?

Hiya now, cool down nah . . no be like that

Anyway i'll find something to tell mama too, trust me . . so you better keep your trap silent oo, hmm

lilian777:
@ cute-ass

Nne! I kuo la bottle na eriri ederede a.Kedu youngies na moondust? A ga akpo ndi ichie ka ha chie gi eze nwanyi maka na ihe onye ruru ogo ya abughi usa.E kpupuru m gi okpu.

I bu a durling

toshmann:
hmmmn, lily de lily. . . 777 o bu m toshmann 222 na ekele gi o kedu kwa nu ihe mere iji tughi m aha?o bu nani cute ass na atu ilulu ebe a? ihughi ilulu nile m na atu ebe a

ngwa lee nkea

oroma chaa ma onweghi onye rara ya, ya emebie:
if an orange is ripe and no one eats it it gets spoilt

meaning: if a beauty like lily777 is matured and no dude like toshmann222 is around to keep he warm, she gets depressed.
lily how now

Don't worry Tosh, anyi ga etu gi ichie women affair

@ christino

All those songs at the same time?? You be superman oo, with magical hearing effect


@ topic
Just a couple of students talking, laughing and shuffling their feet in the corridor!

Yes oo, friend of a friend, I swear

nope, not a chance




are u on naiaraland

no



did you sleep well?

nitmare:
so the all mighty cute ass replies cooooooooooooooooooooooooool anyhows if u think u are brilliant i give u one day to find out who i am or , islander

Don't worry pumpkin, i know who you are. You sold yourself out already remember

niceuzor:
cute-ass who's this guy

Just a friend of a friend

nitmare:
CUTE ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS go to politics at about 2 in the afternoon if u don't get me there come back to romance by 3 and lets see if u find me out in your dreams be in a hurry or i might just puff

You really think i'm jobless, don't you?

yes





is chiegemba ma durling

@ naija*girl

Then u shoulda seen me today, Cos i was so amused i reached the floor. The good thing about it too is that that kind of a fall doesn't hurt

BTW, sorry about your grandmum, take heart . . all my heart felt condolence to your family


@ topic

done it


ever eaten in your dream

done it as in yes felt like it, but never have


_{@ chiogo, get your bu tt back there before i loose it}





ever laughed so hard on phone u fell off your chair

ever taken a warm drink on a sunny day?

yimiton:
Yes, cute-ass is very correct. Most times, I sign in invisible because I might just want to talk to a sister or a particular friend and could ignore anyother person that tries to IM me unless I just feel like acknowledging his or her presence.

Mc Omo, did you say 100 friends?, mine is not that bad, maybe 15 @ once, but I'd rather choose whom I'd like to talk to or not.

Its not every time you you feel like being kept company, or keeping someone else company . .I think its a choice everyone should be given the right to make. Not a necessity!

@Mc omo

Continue deluding yourself thinking you're that important and popular

Dear it all depends on what you have in your wardrobe, woulda been easy if i had a slightest clut to what you got but all the same

A simple, yet elegant gown always cuts the not-too-formal-or too-dressed up cake . . or a plain pair of pants with a very flashy topp would also do

Use simple but nice jewelries and accessories to go with the outfit . . and put up a nice hair do, or style if you already have your hair done.

Its not always about the dress, but mostly the person carrying it.

Hope the wedding goes well.

I freeze very easily

I dislike the sight of young teenage faces soaked in make-up . . steals away the natural beauty which now ends up credited to the make up

When i love, i love intensely

@ omoge25

nike4luv is right . .not all skin toners are bleachers.

I've heard that fashion-fair should be a good one, no hydroquinone added

That trick didn't work . . keep trying


@ topic

my state of pissed-off lasts only for some minutes, varnishes as fast as the blowing wind

niceuzor:
[center] Cutie

Lets be start by saying!!!

You are special,

because you're someone's friend.

You've touched someone's life

in a unique way

like no one else could.

You've been there when

someone needed you,

when someone felt

sad and all alone.

You've given comfort.

You've made someone smile.

You've been there to celebrate

the good times,

and to lend an ear when

someone needed you to listen.



You are special,

because you're my friend,

and I appreciate everything

you've done for me as in alway's by myside

Here in Nairaland!!

You are my Special One


Don't Let's NLander's Stop Our Friendship!!Biko??


This is NiceZ Speaking
Much Love @ www.loveupdate.tk[/center]

@ niceZ

that was nice, thanks for the poem.

Continue being cool, and i'm sure you'll have more special friends on nairaland and outside of it

In your dreams

olanajim:
I do not think you have problem. Your inability to win women heart with your money had nothing to do with your physical condition. The same problem goes for able bodied men, if you don't know.

Since you are not a cripple, I daresay that you are lucky to be getting women around you in spite of your condition. It only show that you problem has nothing to do with your leg, at least not 100%.

It is your attitude. You can't buy real love. If you do, It only last for as long as your money last. Should the lady get higher bidder, you would either have to raise the stake or lose out. That is the reality.

Intelligent ladies would feel insulted by that action. They would just treat you as 'mugu'. You have to understand that even blind men does get beautiful wives. In fact, this is real. Cripples also get spouses. It may be challenging, they do get there if they hold their heads high. Nature had never created a problem without solution.

My candid advice and the first step toward a new love chapter is to STOP THINKING MONEY ALONE CAN GET YOU TRUE LOVE. Don't let your disability be an escuse for dispair. Learn to love, people would reciprocate naturally. Don't give up. Just change your tactic, a good one would find you out.

we really need a clapping-emotion-smiley in here biko, Cos you just earned one!

That was very well said @ olanajim Some guys think that with the presence of material things, all the other things that actually matter could be fed to the dogs!

@ poster

There's nothing wrong in pampering a girl, but don't do it for the wrong reasons.

Don't do it Cos you think you need it to cover your disability, and don't do it Cos you want her to stay by all means because you desperately need a girl . . do it Cos it comes naturally,

and do not over do it either, give her room to reciprocate the care and pampering . .too much of a one-sided love will sooner or later end up a disaster.

With that said, you sould try and weigh other aspects of the relationship . . could there be more to it than the pampering thingy, and minor deformity??

I mean could it be that there are other things you're not doing right?? olanajim was very right when he said that even people less financially stable and more physically wounded get beautiful girls, so no,i don't think thats the problem.

If it really was, there wouldnt have been a story of them not staying, Cos they wouldnt have been there in the first place I strongly suggest you search yourself, and if you think deeply, i'm sure one or two of them that have walked out must have dropped behind the reason behind their sudden lack of interest in u and the relationship . . now that's what you should work on before going into another commitment, and always look for the girl of your choice, not a girl to make you feel better . . you deserve the best, because you're willing to give your best!!

Good luck oo . .

I love taking long baths, if i dont have somewhere to run to, i could be in the shower for hrs

I like to dress up and look good even when i'm just at home

I'm too emotional, arrrgghh, i hate it, gosh

My trinket boxes are not to be tampered with, they're too precious lol

I love to be alone when i'm sad or mad

I'm crazy about the colour pink, 5mins with me and you'll take notice of it without me saying a word

I eat late breakfast, normally somewhere between 3 and 5 pm, yes, i'm trying to put a stop to . . its not good for my body, they say!

I love both, but should i choose, i prefer neat to tidy

When the kitchen is dirty, i loose ma appetite

When the bathroom is dirty, i want to throw up

Guess what i'm trying to say, is that i can't deal with dirt, freaks me out (hope to God my apt. mate isnt otherwise)

Just a friend!

Good night to you too dear, *blows a kiss back*

lol, i'm glad u're smiling, now i can go to bed smiling too


good night niceuzor, have fun!!

LMAO @ doyin, good one

Hiya, even if love na big basket, i no dey jump enter like that oo

I don't even know if its a him or her

na wa oo, na so u dey vex so quick??

u made a comment, i was saying u're right . . what's with the face??

abeg smile jare