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onatisi:
You voted for a dullard and now u are complaining
Don't complain,just run around and get the money before the rates go higher. Enjoy the dividends of your investment.

Bros, temper justice with mercy nau, moreover, I didn't vote for him because I'm convinced he can do better than his predecessor, I voted for him cos I thought the country needed the change... I no know say e go come worst like this.... And eheeeeen bros, u sef fit invest into me ooooo... As u no say I dey look for money nau, make I send my account details make u find your boy some CHANGE nau,

8BitGee:
I live in the UK...and I think I remember you from the tier 4 visa thread some years ago.

Really, there is a tier 4 visa thread on Nairaland and I'm not aware, please point me in the right direction.... Link please.

skyhighweb:
extra lol i had to pay 1.3m extra my finals was around d corner change in deed.

Uhmmmm.... It's definitely not a good time to study abroad.

8BitGee:
You really gonna waste your money coming to the UK when everyone's leaving for US and Canada??

Tiri fifti K gbosa for you

I am not hoping to stay back in the UK after my studies bro, Just one year for my masters.....

I have a beautiful gf and a family farm to come back to in Nigeria, moreover, I don't think a security or janitor job in the cold is good for me.

Now I have to start looking for an extra 300k for my hostel accommodation in the UK, and an extra 50k for my visa Application.... This is just crazy, this isn't the change I invested my one vote into.

Following.... More pls

Phoenix11:
only a scumbag wud call a girl ashewo...hw low can u go. u dnt even knw her.....u have sisters
Every1 is entitled to their lifestyle. ...#if u like reply me..am ready

If the gal in question isn't an ashawo, then who is.... Abeg park well Jare and stop justifying your trade up and down.

Busted

I trust bubu, he most to present

Orikinla:
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I will rate President Buhari on his implementation of his first budget in office.
We forget that he spent billions of dollars on bailouts of state governments owing workers' salaries and also federal ministries owing salaries former President Goodluck Jonathan failed to pay before he left last year.
People should be reasonable and not making uninformed comments.

So you trying to convince or confuse us that buhari spent all the money that was suppose to be used for developing Nigeria in the last 365 days on bailout.... And that is an informed comment right... Do u even know that this same bailout you talking about isn't a gift, and it is been deducted from the affected states monthly allocation....

speaktome:
Even the gods are not happy with the present government







Locust and grass-hopper has envaded pple 's farm and eaten up corn and other agric product.











God is watching....


# just#MySignature

I'm telling you, even my maize farm wasn't spared... I'm just silently counting my loss

Wait! Make I quickly go check the balance on the 1.5G for 1k subscription I did yesterday. Make MTN no joke with me oooo

importexpert:
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Can I still make my payment tomorrow and benefit from this 2k offer

Mekky2010:
As a child I received the usual strokes just like every other naija kid but my mum got a method that worked magic. Between 4 and 5am, she d wake u up, give u water to wash your face after which she goes into full emotional "blackmail", at times she will shed tears if she really wants to deal a terrible blow to ur emotions.

With the way I and my siblings love her, watching her do that will make u feel like a murderer and believe me, months after, we see ourselves still struggling to be at our best behaviors.

After we were all grown and independent, and joking about growing up, she confessed that some of those tactics were just well thought out drama.

That was how we started calling her our favourite and sweetest drama queen.

God 'll punish that cancer that took her away from us.

thunder fire the cancer join.... so touched.

this story made me remember how I stop sucking my thumbs at 16 years,

I was beaten, punished and even my thumbs were marked with razor all in a bid to make me stop, but I just won't, rather I shift from one thumb to another... my parents really tried all known methods, including rubbing my thumbs with all sort of bitter leafs and stuffs, the only thing they didn't have me put my thumbs into is sh!t, still, all na suck... lol, I don't blame them, having a grown up boy that suck his thumbs can be really disgusting and embarrassing, giving the fact that I suck the thumb indiscriminately, as in, na anywhere the thing hungry me I dey put am for mouth, the thing is, I kind of do it unconsciously, before I know it, I'm sucking away. This continued for so long that folks started saying my issue could actually be spiritual...lolz, trust our people to always attach unseen forces to whatever they can't explain.

Then one evening, my mum caught me sucking my thumbs again, she was furious, she invited me into my dad's room to serve punishment (the one they call "stool down" and whenever my leg (the one that was suppose to hang in the air) touches the ground, the Cain will land on my bare back..... I have to say, during the cause of serving this punishment the one thing that was on my mind was to suck my thumbs the moment I step out of that room, so as to show her that her wickedness (well, I thought she was just been wicked then) can not break my sucking spirit...lolz. But as God will have it, she releases me from my punishment and ask me to come sit near her... she talked to me kindly, told me how I was my dad's favourite child (been the only son) and how me sucking my thumbs has been embarrassing him and making him not proud of me, she speak to me so kindly and she was very emotional, then for the first time, I admit within me that what I was doing was bad and wrong, and if it is making my mum sad and my dad not proud of me, then I should stop... and I made a resolution to stop... How?, I taped my thumbs slightly with a paper tape, so that whenever my thumbs unconsciously find its way into my mouth I will feel the tape and remember why they were there.... funny, but it worked.

Then in less than a month, I completely forget about sucking my thumbs, I can still remember the day I become conscious of the fact that I have stop sucking my thumbs, I put the thumb in my mouth and suck on it, taaaaar! and I thought to myself, what the hell have I been sucking in this thumb, That was how 10 minutes of kind words, explanation and reasoning help me break an habit that 16 years of flogging, punishment and mutilation cannot break.

fartkay:
Why do u mention if am a graduate

lol.... sorry, I wasn't talking to you.... I no fit laugh abeg

fartkay:
I served in bayelsa. Nothing Dickson as done. He operate a "stay off" policy where ever two or three re gathered discussing is gov. style, u re at risk. He owes civil servant salaries n pay at will. Teachers in d sch I served collected Dec salary on January. Poor service to d people. Unlike sylva. He is not d Jesus bo he is just a lil b fair. Silva gov. Is nothing compared to Dickson. A 6 years old bayelsan will confirm dat.

don't tell me you are a graduate.... save us oh God

africanusvu:
Vanity upon vanities.this is a lesson to us all.he was once a gov.and nw.he died trying to be gov again.dnt make sense to me.a man spent yrs and money trying to be gov.just to die few minutes after wining d election.all is VANITY

he hasn't won the election yet....

book

benefitzte:
Please if there is anyone that can make use of this my observation for good.
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Check the pic I attached and check with G.T.C.B(Government Technical College Bama)

thanks for the observation, think the first thing that needs to be done now is to audit all equipments and machinery of Government Technical College Bama, so as to find out how one of it ends up in the hands of Boko Haram terrorists..... and this factory might actually be in the vicinity of Bama.

can Chelsea ever win....... Again?

davida222:
Played decent but just no killer instinct people are scared to shoot, people are scared to take on their man. The default move with this team is to get the ball and make a backwards or sideways pass. I don’t understand this mentality.
Rooney and Mata were terrible and were basically our two worst players on the day. Our defense however was superb all through the game. Valencia, Rojo, Smalling, Schneiderlin and Jones were all very very very good. They looked assured, they looked composed and they looked very very solid. Of our forward players, the only one that looked half dangerous was once again Anthony Martial but he was constantly being doubled up out wide and couldn’t influence the game as much because Rooney were busy being shocking in the middle.
As far as our subs, I thought Lingard and Fellaini were good once they came on. Would have liked to see Memphis though and I have a feeling that if not for Valencia’s injury, Memphis might have come on. Overall, it was a pretty boring game and considering City were without Aguero AND Silva, it is quite disappointing that we didn’t win this.

make me remember back in the days, na so we sef dey blow grammer then, doing good for nothing Analysis up and down, every fans turn to manager, identifying never solving problems week in week out, but now, na Godwin....





#TeamArsenal

I think I prefer a Man city win in this match, so that man city can topple my club (Arsenal FC) and move back to the top of the table, cos I don't think we can remain top of the table from now till the end of the season, so I prefer we hang on on second or third position for now till that time of the season when we do become invisible... moreover the pressure from been top of the table might just crush our team.... and I don't think our team has the depth to handle a lot of pressure right now.... so a City win I pray oh! lord.

almost didn't notice this is Photoshoped

lulu1986:
THEY WAS IN TANZANIA NOT LONDON JOOH..

gbagaun!.......... your english teacher don suffer

JuicyGee:
Haha.. my mum too.. she complain on everything even the breeze when driving, "see this keke o" " no be me go kill you, u hear". its so so annoying.. I just block my ears with headphones

lolz... why do u think i always make my earphone available whenever my mum is driving.... those woman can complain of anything... even when the breeze blow a nylon bag in front of the car, that is a problem... and the okada riders!.... mehn!

we are sure sipping lacasera on top this gala...... up gunners

if truely America is helping us in the fight against the boko-haram by providing us with arieal view of the battle field using the fighter drones, my question is are we too small a nation to have one of these drones too...i just hate these America people poke_nosing into our affairs.....