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lekinz:
Typing ...

u be secretary?

Shebarh:
haba didn't say dat mr.. of course v been kissed but dem dudes never insert der pencil into my sharpeener... like i said earlier aiint begging yhu to believe

why dem dudes no wan insert their pencil na? Or u na maryamaka?

XavierBlue:
abeg i no good for guessing, yarn am at once


XavierBlue

say them dey employ for graduate trainee ooo... I come tell am say since na trainee na, no be must say d graduate go get experience, say I no too get experience for d field like dat... Say I dey willin to learn.. Him con yarn me say if na like dat na say him for employ him gateman for d tin.. I tell am say but he aint a graduate... So why do u need experience wen its a trainin job... Him jus keep quiet.. I vex comot

Shebarh:
still a virgin and aiint begging u to believe

so no guy has touched u.. Kissed u, nothin? What kind of lie is this...

Jarizod:
am glad u are a virgin

if shebarh be virgin , make I knw why

XavierBlue:
na still gift na


XavierBlue

imajine I go one interview today, guess wetin d ode wey dey interview me been dey yarn

Shebarh:
lol u no well

truth is birra...isn't it... Comon darling.. Just say it and shame d devil

kossyablaze:
Hmmmmm spits on thread

yur mouth dey smell abi

Abduletudaye:
Like the boss would say, when they move this to HQ, let me know...


Nice one..

if I hear say dis enta headquarters..

Shebarh:
why do u want to know

why u dey vex? U see ur life? Tosyne2much come see example

vizkiz:
my guy, na true life story be this oh

gurls can be so so wicked.... Special gift wey don wide

profojah:
Ishilover, what a new moniker....

lol d moniker is damn hilarious

Ishilover:
Op why don't you cc me

best troll eva

Shebarh:
nawa o..most gals don't even behave dat way sha

are u a virgin

[size=20pt]ishilover [/size]

vizkiz:
[b]nice one baba!

*Their rooms are painted in pink and most of them choose that colour as favourite! forget say na virgins dey use pink pass...these stuffs don't apply to 9ja chicks. Even the one whey dey do osho go dey form "I don't like dick"

*They will tell you "I am a virgin" whenever you guys are talking about sex...believe me, if a girl is truly a virgin, she will not tell you. She will wait till you guys are "going down" and she will unveil the secret of her virginity at that "hot moment"
(I don get too many experiences, chai, konji almost finished me )

*she is a model: do I need to tell you what happens to those models behind closed doors

*she has the "big girls" syndrome: na them dey furck pass. Prove me wrong

My experience:::: I remember when sheila lied to me about her virginity, I was touching, romancing and everywhere was hot! on getting to place and she started crying and saying "baby please don't take my special gift away, baby don't go in bbaaabbbbyyyy...." But na scam if you see how deep and wide the thing is ehn, I couldn't even feel the walls very well!
so where the furck is the special gift[/b]

vizkiz u can lie

Derail

Emeka ike sef....

Hmm.. Kids...

U guys weren't smart enough!

Lol seems we need to start slappin d ladies

Falconey ogini di

INTROVERT:
That's cutehector

I may be dull in math buh am nad dull in bed...

Cmon bro.... Hold ur prick!!!

valuedammy:
The road safety will show u when u are caught...crap2.

I am d road safety.. I decide who goes!

LadyBoss1:
Congrats darkenrebel n cherlene ( sweety)
U deserve it




Why no one tell me this was going on .. Cutehector oya report

u were forming na... I ddnt bother to ask u out

valuedammy:
Make sure u go to driving school before u start driving so that u will not end up wasting peoples lyf on the road. For ur information, A is d rightfull owner of the road at that particular tym.

[size=20pt]where is his certificate of occupancy? Crap[/size]

ahsekeena:
Lol. When u have arrangee teachers na,anything is possible!

dey dr make pant dey wear u, abi u wan dull? Na when shell call interview say u must get 5 Bs for waec, na thr ur eye go open

Scrypt:
Sorry bro, this is wrong. A goes first, it has first right on the road being on the main path. Diversions have to wait for all cars with right of way to go through. Reason is usually because they on higher speed compared to the mergers who are usually not moving.

I am d traffic warden.. I decide who goes first