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saraphina:
can never be angry wit my sweetheart.....

i feel special.... ... Hws been ur day

saraphina:
I forgive u

thank u so much.. This means alot to me.. I am very sorry i disappointed u today... Thanks once again

I am not surprised girls like these exist

saraphina:
tomorrow then.

sweetheart i totally forgot to buy airtym today... Am very very sorry, i just hav zero airtym in all my lines... Wont fail to recharge tomoro... Its just dah today was very hectic as i attended so many occasions with my parents, i completely forgot to buy airtym due to the stress and all..

Michellla:
my momma is slim oh.and i know some women who are in their 40s and slim too

just a few...

Op ur boyfrnd is not ur father, if u hav financial issues, u talk to ur parents or ur relations, dey will help..





I just dnt like it wen girls think its a must thr boyfrnd must be their financial lord and personal saviour.. Its so not nice at all abeg

merizy:
lolz i dnt ve enof airtym too

den u should hav just given me ur new number.... Flashing turns me off... I'd call u tomoro.. And pleeas no flashing, alryt..

merizy:
m callin nw

i just ddnt hav enuf airtym in my sim, i wasnt expectin to call anyone today, i thought u said u were gona do d callin and u flashed

merizy:
m callin nw

alryt, expectin the call

sickstars:
Ok by then the gym wud b my second home

ur big boobs will be jumpin up and down... And slack..

YourMain:
1. My name is Boluwatife Sekinah... I think I'll leave my last name.. I'm a female lol I'm in university studying Physiology and neuroscience and some other things. I'm an "agnostic Muslim". I'm single.

2. Ehm I found nairaland in an attempt to find Nigerian jokes. My moniker came from a Mila j song called My Main where she talks about her best friend.

3. I agree to an extent. I'm sure in your courtship sexual capacity will have to come up at some time...

4. Completely false. As long as he's not broke and lazy then a relationship can work. A practical plan that is being put in place on how to better improve his and his partners life.

5. Turn ons: A man with ambition. Passionate. Resilient. Demands respect. Won't let people walk all over him. Courteous.
Turn offs: cocky. Unintelligent.

u forgot to add he must be a doctor

sickstars:
na wa for me o

M fat

i neva said u were fat jor.. I just mentioned ur moniker to let u knw wat will happen in the future

sickstars:
Have it any how

... Enjoy urself

Estharfabian:
U should meet my momma....

lol like u would want me to meet her for real

merizy:
send me d numba cnt find it in ur profile

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sickstars:
otedola
Dangote
Adeleke
Adenuga
Tinubu
Obasanjo
Okoya
Momodu
Gates
thomas
Ambode
Fashola

Abeg any surname u are comfortable with nd u can pronounce dey all my dad

so u hav money like dis....

MrsPhyno:
Ahhh really? I see. So maybe it's just me then

hahahaha.. Yes its only u ...

onila:
plenty

u wan marry?

MrsPhyno:
Yeah riiiiii

As if no be guys dey do dat pass

lmao... I hav neva first told any girl i love her...

Onila how much ur papa get

She: i love you

Cutehector: thanks dear, goodnight

She: urm did u see wat i told u...?


Hector: nooo, leme scroll up



Hector: oh, i love u too baybee.... Muah...







Ladies please, he saw it! U dont force someone to tell u they love you, its smth dat comes from the heart.

Shape doesnt matter, ladies will always get fat in their forties . Like our mama dem...



Cc

Misspicy
Estharfabian
Mrsphyno
Michellla
Jolllyjoy
Sickstars
Et cetera

MrsPhyno:
Hehe that nutri c of a thing tastes like citrus acid mixed with sugar only Capri Sonne is good

yh its a nice drink.. Sometimes i still drink it

sickstars:
Pros- she wont be after money , you will be proud to show her off, she wud look beautiful nd presentable,nd she wud bring happiness cos she has nt mch to nag about.

Cons- she myt b rude , nd if things dnt go rosy hmmm she myt bck out dependin on d dept of her love for u , some are usually wild i said some o


This is my own P.O.V

who is ur dad

MrsPhyno:
Mehn I hate that bobo juice
My pops tried to buy it for me once and I still remember how I almost vomitted

lol, bobo juice neva existed wen i was ur age .. We took nutri c

Vanquay:
[size=15pt]Too much of everything is not good and I'm into track so em...I don't want anything dragging me down [/size]

loool vanquay ur just funny.. So u mean big prick will draw someone bak in track?

Lol u damn crazy... Should be jubilating u got somethin down there..

sickstars:



U making me laugh

Tanx anyways m just naturally a giver

den u dont hav any problem.. Guys dnt even like stingy girls... Dat which i even like about u

sickstars:
Are u serious

Thanks anyways

I really appreciate d fact u can see d good in me

To ur prayers Amen

May u find an humble caring wife too

Tank u chairnan

lol leme even tell u d reason why i said dat.. Dah day we hooked up, u gave me ur meat to eat.... I just looked at u with astonishment.. And smiled...

Vanquay:
[size=15pt]It might look funny but I actually do need advice for once [/size]

u dnt hav a problem na...

Lol kids dnt drink capri sonne nowadays



Na bobo juice

pattyphil:
gud to kw men luv other tinz too. I tot...

u thought wrong gurl... Wen it just comes to a mna seekin for a wife, sex is the last thing on the list

sickstars:
Humility hmmm gotto have that

u are humble already... U dnt hav any problem... U will hav a fine husband