₦airaland Forum

Lionbite:
tramadol and viagra

wats dat?

debonairprinx:
A Cologne can do, or wat the poster above suggested. But I'll prefer she gets something for him in regards to his interest,which she can actually afford.

Tnx

SpeedyConnect:
A motivational book , wrist watch will be ok, strictly no boxers or singlets now

Tnx

Hazardd:
iphone 6!
Because that will be wonderful..lol

Lol.

Hello friends,My friend's very good male friend's birthday is coming soon.She wants to get him a gift,but she doesnt wanna send d wrong signal cos he has a gf already.What do u suggest she shd get dats neutral?

bushdoc9919:
Medical doctor by trade.

History, current affairs, and yes....I am a fan of Crime and Investigation Network on DSTV.....are among my many hobbies.

For those of us who follow the news...bombings and the like are a frequent occurrence.Sometimes one needs to read further to understand what Mr Newsman is saying.

Lols.Versatility..Thats good,keep it up!

bushdoc9919:
Won't work. They'd just change tactics.....the IED for example.

And there is always the humble car bomb.

To defeat Boko Haram requires more than just the conventional tactics.

ok.What do u do for a living?cos u sound like a detective,or better still a member of anti bomb squad.

Isnt it high time hijab got banned in these terrorist infested areas?cos d atrocities they're commiting with it,is more than the good thereof.
P.s. No sentiments intended

Awaiting ur response great NairaLanders.

Beverlyjean:
In the beginning , he said I can be with my bf but it seems like he started changing words when my bf missed those dates while he was available but even with that I might wanna be with the one I love

Ok

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Beat ur chest and tell urself u're a man when next dat happens and take care of d situation

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LewisO:
Ladyx well put and nice post, u must be a very intelligent lady, i deduce to your post, why can't u go into 'cancelling'? U can make it there.

*Thumb up*

'counselling' pls

alberto2k:
First you gotta ask why

If u sense he's getting upset
Then tryna calm him down

Every man, has "mumu button" and every lady should learn how to use it to calm him down

P.S: someone who truely loves you won't be asking you to do something outrageous

pls lecture me more abt d 'mumu button'

Demdem:
The drunkard look amazed. He isn't used to this.
Get him a canoe and see him do wonders.

when was it ever stated that He's a navy man and a canoe rider?U ppl just like to say rubbish without thinking abt wat u're saying.

safarigirl:
I think corpers p 1k per movie or 800....just have 1k in your pocket and your ID

Thanks a lot.

Pls,to those of u dat have been to d cinema;Are people allowed to choose the type of movie they wanna watch?So that i'll prepare myself well b4 going.

safarigirl:


Honestly, the FG has to do something bout the popcorn and soda situation in Nigerian cinemas. In Silverbird Abuja, popcorn is sold for 800 naira and soda sold for 300 naira, that's 1.1k already, transport will be no less than 2.5k cuz of things like cab and drop. The only good thing is that there's a discount for students and corpers.

A movie ticket costs 800 naira with ID card, so I plan to make use of that awoof for as long as I can ....bottom line, I will still spend 5k for the ultimate cinema experience...but omo, I can't fit. I'll just take chewing gum and facemask into the viewing hall, I chew my gum and use the facemask to ensure all the enticing popcorn aroma does not disturb my nostrils

Lucky for me, many people are stingy here, so they're not likely to buy that 800 naira diabetes pack called popcorn

Pls how much discount do they give corpers?i plan visiting there soon

Afrok:
Both are funny, but U can only think they're funny and laugh to their comic display when everything is well with U and U ar not frustrated under tension .

Futmx student or alumni?

Pls anyone who has an evidence to prove dat dis is scam shd alert us immediately! You'll be saving thousands of nigerians 4rm being scammed.

I thought we had overcome this bird flu some years ago!

Mannylex:
This is cool. Thanks..... A lot learnt

Have no fear,Mannylex is here!Lolss

wonderful!

[quote author=Babycherry post=29907474]Hey whoever the hell you think you are, that's pidgin(disvirgin) are u blind. [/quote ] you're so saucy..what d heck is wrong with u dat u're attacking every1?or did ur bf break up with u cos he couldnt put up withr your ill manners?]

moderatorr1:
She petit but nwata makata mma

No ugly girl can make it through in music. or ('has')

take asha as a case study.She isnt really beautiful but she's known internationally and has received musical awards.

akaahs:
I hope say d go me my February & March allowed.

like seriously?No offence, which schl did u finish 4rm?

Beautiful arguments we see everyday on the social media, and its so strange to discover some comments ‎linger on even in d thick of the night. We claim to be casting our vote for the better or lesser of the two devils as though we are helpless in choosing btw APC or PDP, I personally wish there is a third party pulling as much weight but that is not the point here. I took a close look at the current trend and discovered we are no better than the president that deemed it fit to visit Maiduguri now dat election is near. Afterall we would rather follow up on a PSquare break up news than the Chibok affair(many if not all av more info of the former), it came nd left like the 'oga at the top' comedy yet without saying a word of prayer for them. I say without apology, We are just entertainers and guilty of hypocrisy! Many of us breathing despair now on social networks dont really give a damn, the recent killings in baga is just another score point on debate against GEJ. I have severally put my country in prayers and that I am about to do again, soon the elections will be over and who knows the next trending news might be Davido vs Wizkid renewed rivalry. And then there are people being slaughtered like animals even as u read this, mayb you even have some clips on ur phone. I observed the 2015 prophecies from great Men of God and not even our celebrated nd well respected Pst Adeboye saw anything contrary to the continued killings, at best they said it will be slowed down in other words we are guaranteed loss of lives maybe even as we speak and dat doesnt strike a cord, few hours after those prophetic utterances we had the most deadly of dem all and it comes to the ear as one of those things. If you have never and not cultivated the habit of praying for this country Nigeria, YOU ARE THE CHANGE THAT WE NEED. I beg you don't leave your room without saying a word of prayer for Nigeria. This is my own WORTHY CAMPAIGN! A.O. Dominic (COPM)

BrightEye:
Exactly! Be the change, and nigeria would be great, whoever becomes the president.

Well said Bright.

Beautiful arguments we see everyday on the social media, and its so strange to discover some comments ‎linger on even in d thick of the night. We claim to be casting our vote for the better or lesser of the two devils as though we are helpless in choosing btw APC or PDP, I personally wish there is a third party pulling as much weight but that is not the point here. I took a close look at the current trend and discovered we are no better than the president that deemed it fit to visit Maiduguri now dat election is near. Afterall we would rather follow up on a PSquare break up news than the Chibok affair(many if not all av more info of the former), it came nd left like the 'oga at the top' comedy yet without saying a word of prayer for them. I say without apology, We are just entertainers and guilty of hypocrisy! Many of us breathing despair now on social networks dont really give a damn, the recent killings in baga is just another score point on debate against GEJ. I have severally put my country in prayers and that I am about to do again, soon the elections will be over and who knows the next trending news might be Davido vs Wizkid renewed rivalry. And then there are people being slaughtered like animals even as u read this, mayb you even have some clips on ur phone. I observed the 2015 prophecies from great Men of God and not even our celebrated nd well respected Pst Adeboye saw anything contrary to the continued killings, at best they said it will be slowed down in other words we are guaranteed loss of lives maybe even as we speak and dat doesnt strike a cord, few hours after those prophetic utterances we had the most deadly of dem all and it comes to the ear as one of those things. If you have never and not cultivated the habit of praying for this country Nigeria, YOU ARE THE CHANGE THAT WE NEED. I beg you don't leave your room without saying a word of prayer for Nigeria. This is my own WORTHY CAMPAIGN! A.O. Dominic (COPM)

Vyolet:
So that,on wedding night,i will now see one small thing like earthworm called dick..test before marriage biko

Lmao!Chaiii..Nairalanders and their bad mouth sha.What has d size of sm1's dick got 2 do with sexual satisfaction??I think thats just an excuse 2 commit fornication.If u havent been testing ,all around,u'll accept and learnt to enjoy anyone u see after marriage.

cutiepie01:
Tnx.I've sent it.

am yet to see ur response.Did u get my mail?