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redbeans:
The more i attach myself to my phone, the more distant i am from females. I talk so confidently online but freak out one on one. Hardly look at a girl talking to me (i b real beans). All i do is smile sheepishly.

So many things go through my mind. What do i say? Will she be saucy? What position do i take? Will i b presentable finacially or facially?

On my compressed foam right now sulking. When i go wise?

Do you love anime, if yes then go and see "the world god only knows" season 1 to 3. it tells the story of a boy who hates girls and only play video games yet somehow he managed to get about 7 (kissed over 10) by the end of season 3. though it's just an animation (but very good research materials :-p), most tricks he used usually work when trying to get close to girls.

or you can just go and work till you have plenty cash and girls will chase you.

fumiswtpusy:
My big hips, [b]good character and bussiness acumen. /b] and my superb sex skills, willing to Suck my would be husband untill he will literally see paradise.as he cums in my mouth.

I like.
seems fair enough though.
But I am sure op Don't have the stamina for that kind sex stunts. I am already afraid you will last forever in bed

IamKashyBaby:


Hahahaha..

Jude is a very loving person, u know..

But Oga, ur the one who promised me a Nigerian multicolored Green card

The mango leaves are already started to fall yet i never left coz i believed on ur sweet tongue Naaaawa ooo...why na?

please don't derail this thread.

fumiswtpusy:
Then it's me you have been waiting.i also hate cheating but you must posses the following.
Ability to Suck my juicy pussy until I pee or fart.
Rich or atleast comfortable.
Have a big dick.
A graduate.
You are from ss or se.
Handsome.
Dress well and neat.
Ready to settle down incase belle come.

hehehe. you done pursue op be that.
but in this Buhari era, being Rich/comfortable alone and being rich/comfortable with a lady are 2 different things. besides, you have told op what you want, what are you bringing to the table?

MissRaine69:
I can't go through life bearing the ridiculous norms of what society deems acceptable or not acceptable. Boundaries and trust works well

I concur. we all have different lives, experience and knowledge hence different relationships. there's nothing like a universal law we must follow. find your niche, tweak whatever is out there till it works for you and makes you happy. they say trust and boundaries doesn't work, not to me. I bend rules whenever I need to. Always give the other person a reason to believe

Skinni:
I'm a guy of 28 years but I have a serious problem.
Throughout my life I have never been in any 'serious' relationship. Although I have had couple of relationships in the past but most of them fizzled out just like that. In fact, few girls that I have been with were never committed.

I must say that I'm introverted, so I have only been into few relationships.

But that aside, I just realised that most girls that I have wasted my time with; were nothing to write home about. And I find it very hard pretending to be in a relationship that isn't heading anywhere.

My own case is just simple, once I discover that a girl is neither truthful nor committed, I will just quit the friendship.

I'm the kind of person that can't date two ladies at the same time. This makes me to always be out of relationship for long before I could find another.

My friends do call me pastor because once in a relationship with any girl, I can never enter into another.
But my only problem now is how to know and meet a very nice lady. A lady who is sincere. A lady that is dependable. A lady that has conscience.

The last girl that I broke up with was so terrible that I am now even scared to approach any other lady. I don't want to waste another part of my life in an unserious relationship. It weighs me down.

Guys please i need advice.
How do I get to meet a good girl?
What signs should I look for? What will the body language look like?
Please I need sincere advice.

check amongst your female friends... there must be one

MissRaine69:
Relationships function well with boundaries it's no different with friends.

true, it's just about trusting each other. you deal with your friends, he deals with his, everyone is happy.

Prec1ous:
Everyone talks from one side, youe emotions are in check... what about the other person? can you read their mind?

I have not ruled out the possibility, i am speaking on the end product. There is a way a so called female friend will Invest time and resource into you, you breath will start to stop.



You stated it already, the FRIENDSHIP thing can lead somewhere. It is not about the sex matter though, but if you are in a relationship, you have no business with the opposite sex in terms of friendship.


If you are single, sail on, but know it might lead somewhere depending on how invested one of your becomes!

as long as I am not married yet, I have lots of business with the opposite sex bro. it's not everything I can discuss with my guys. for the opposite sex, it's up to them to deal with their emotions. once I notice you have feelings or acting funny, I stay away a little. I am blunt and always let them know we don't have to date/screw everybody we have feelings for.

life itself is complicated, let's just let friendship be. it's up to the girls. I know any guy hitting on a girl will always make a move. it may come in form truth or dare, changing the topic to something involving sex and romance, doing everything her boyfriend is not doing etc. it's up to her to read the signs and build up her defenses. at same time, this shiit is why guys get friendzoned.

Prec1ous:
The issue now is.. No one knows where strings will get attached.

Depending on how close you were to him ... His fiancée may have seen you as a threat or quarelled about you (just a scenario)

It starts at mutuals and fondness tends to ruin it all.

A woman will always melt into a man, especially one who is always present and in that case, it is MR. FRIEND!

now you are explaining yourself better.

Prec1ous:
A guy will just end up stealing your from your boyfriend.

All the sacrifice he makes is for one ultimate goal.

If you are not offering anything in return, you are setting yourself up for harm.

I have lots of female friends.
great ones, help them alot and never for once even think of getting anything in return. going by your words, are you saying it's impossible to have female friends without hitting on them or what?
if that's what you mean then you need to have a rethink.

in reality, I know most guys only feign friendship to get close to a lady and smash her but stop making it look like all male-female friendship is just for fùckíng. some of us only have female friends cause they are the one we can genuinely pour out our hearts to.. genuine friendship bro.

Las Las, everything depends on the lady/guy in question. it is possible to develop feelings for the opposite sex when spending time together.. but it's all about boundaries and being professional. can't ruin the friendship and trust I spent good time building over (a) round(s) of sex. it's not everybody we develop feelings for that we have to date/fùck.

Joshrob:
Thank God the man even have the money that moment,she would have embarrassed him...
Can you imagine,after he proposed and crown it with good sex you still ask that kind of stupid questions,it automatically means during the sex,it's only 500k you're seeing in his face..
He should have even sock ur cloth in water before throwing it to you..
Ladies are the last people I will ever loan money from,even my sisters..if they need the money they can frustrate the hell out of you..

I bet she was thinking the proposal was to cover up for the money

Put yourself in both person's shoes and judge this case
Lalasticlala please come and judge this case

Miss Coal City?
For crying out loud how many beauty pageants do we have in Nigeria?

for the first 6 months, girls

after 16 months, guys

Run it on 3G only, 100% bright screen, play music and load clash of clans or candy crush soda saga for 6 hours and come tell us what's left.

alobam28:
Imagine such ban in Nigeria, pure water alone

lol... e done tear be that

Nma27:
You want a pm with dem answers huh

nah.. but thats the best i could come up with

Nma27:
Who is the poorest man in Nigeria? Who invented kuso? How many spoons of salt is needed to cook jollof rice for 300 guests?

1. Mr Poorest 2. Mr Kusombe 3. 1 N50 salt

https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/08/28/gettyimages-145960516_custom-215bbc76d4641098e717b395612ff71a8e654b7d-s700-c85.jpg

No matter where you go in Kenya — from the vast expanses of the Great Rift Valley to the white-sand beaches off the Indian Ocean — one thing is a constant: plastic bags.

They hang off trees and collect along curbs. And in Kibera, a sprawling slum in Nairobi, there are so many of them that they form hills.

But beginning today, almost all plastic bags are illegal in Kenya. Beginning today, if you're carrying your groceries in a plastic bag or put out your trash in a disposable one, you could be fined up to $38,000 or be sent to jail for up to four years.

"It is a toxin that we must get rid of," Judi Wakhungu, the country's Cabinet secretary for the environment, told reporters. "It's affecting our water. It's affecting our livestock and, even worse, we are ingesting this as human beings."

Kenya isn't the first country in the region to ban plastic bags. Rwanda banned them in 2008, and the East African Community has talked on-and-off about issuing a regional ban.

But that has been difficult and controversial, in large part because of economics. Kenya, for example, has tried to institute a ban several times in the past decade. But the country has continued not only to consume large amounts of plastic, but to produce many of the plastic products for the region. The Kenyan Association of Manufacturers, which challenged the ban in court, said nearly 3 percent of all Kenyans are directly employed by the 176 plastic manufacturers in the country. The ban, they argued, will cost cost Kenya tens of thousands of jobs.

Then there is the issue of convenience. When I visited Kibera in June to report on the proposed ban, residents overwhelmingly opposed it.

I found Julius Moleil selling charcoal in the middle of the slum's market. The plastic bags, he said, create an economic cycle all their own.

In his case, he said, no one will buy charcoal if there isn't a clean and cheap way to carry it around. He gives his customers plastic bags, but he also creates a job when he buys those used plastic bags from a man who collects and cleans them.

In a place where many people live off less than $2 a day, he said, those few cents makes a huge difference.

Kenneth Okoth, a member of Parliament who represents Kibera, opposed the ban because he said it would affect his poor constituents the most. In Kibera there is little running water, no toilets or outhouses, but the ban will affect the so-called flying toilets — plastic bags residents use to defecate and urinate in.

"It may look very fashionable in international circles," he said. "But in reality, in a place like Kibera, we still need those plastics."

Okoth said he understands and supports the need to clean up the environment. But there are better ways to do that, he said, than a blanket ban on plastics.

"It's not the plastic's fault," he said. "It's a lack of a system to collect the plastic and reuse it and make a value chain out of it beyond that first usage."

In Nairobi, supermarkets have started heeding the ban. Many have switched from plastic bags to reusable, cloth sacks, but a quick drive around Nairobi revealed that plastic bags are still in use. So far, there have been no reports of any enforcement actions.

Wakhungu, the environment minister, said the government's intent is "not to arrest Kenyans."

"I know they will comply," she added. "But the law is in place."

Source http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/28/546680679/using-plastic-bags-is-now-illegal-and-punishable-by-jail-time-in-kenya


Cc Lalasticlala, seun

This is the best time for the person behind the npowerng moniker to discredit/credit this news but he/she won't be seen

confused..com
dude calm down...

we dont speak drunken

Imagine say I fit hack seun account and ban all the mods for life.

MSN1:
guy dnt even advix dat.....use specified charger..else u spoil ya fone am a living testimony

Using 1000mah charger to charge 5000Mah battery will take over 10 hours bro. And we don't even have 4 hours light. Las las sometimes life na gamble. Just roll the dice and get infinix charger.

IdeeEsperanza:
I need this too. I don't know why they should delay releasing the results. It's not something that should take up to weeks.

Many people out there are need the information too. Sadly enough, if this doesn't hit fp, we won't get any help

Ishola87:
Which phone can I buy in 19k with good functions and mange battery??

Itel 1556 plus, 1gb ram, 8gb Rom, 1.3 quad core processor, 5000mah battery,.5.5 inches, 22k (bought it for a friend last week at Ozoro Delta State). Only that you have to get a good charger cause the follow-come charger is slow

Good morning guys.

Please does anybody have information on how to check Npower results? I have been surfing the internet for information on how to check and all I come across is "if you are selected you will be sent a message ".

I doubt if that will ever happen cause by applying common sense we should know the same Npower that failed to send messages to test takers on when they should login for their test won't just change overnight and send messages to selected candidates

The npowerng moniker here is quite slow with response. My friends have tried logging in to see if there's any info but there isn't.

Heard rumor that some people I know have checked theirs but when I asked them, they quickly deny it as if I want to use their results for something..

Anyone with good information?

Cc Lalasticlala, seun

Need more pix, head over to https://www.instagram.com/2020photography3/?hl=en

Na melanin beauties full there sha.

They are both instagram models for 2020 photography.
The girl is @meganxdenise and the guy is @sge_biofit

TGoddess:
Average bootey.

Let the guys be the Judge of that....

Lalas247:
Mtcheew
tell the crew nothing to see here ....
Where is the Melanin beauties

Just checked your dp. without been told, you are the real MVP... see slim Waist ... You Rock girl