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Thegeneralqueen:
See who is talking..... my p***y can make you sell your fathers house and bring the money to me cause is juicy...... so keep shut and kiss the truth

#thequeenhasspoken

Shiit probably worth only 2 packet of indomie noodles, an egg and bottle of malt at most.

What's the OS version?

Preciousgirl:
Please there is a program that has installed itself on my phone tablet and causing me lots of discomfort. I am unable to uninstall it. Please help me asap I will be grateful. Thanks

Those worwor cakes na definitely 9ja made.

Make una no forget to give o.na season of givings we dey

Edit; FTC!!!

Ewoooo

So the guy above me had his comment deleted.

Eh God. This is a sign. Abeg any body wey dey occupy our position for life, remove am this 2017 as them remove that guy comment so that we go occupy our position come 2018. Amen somebody?

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has filed a four-count charge of conspiracy to obtain property by false pretense, obtaining property by false pretense, stealing and forgery against Mr. Innocent Chukwuma, Chairman of Innoson Nigeria Limited, and his company.


Joined in the suit is his brother, Mr. Charles Chukwuma. The charges, according to court papers sighted by SaharaReporters, were filed on November 30 before the Ikeja Division of the Lagos State High Court. The charge sheet was signed by Mr. ABC Ozioko, Head of Legal and Prosecutions Unit at the Lagos office of the EFCC.


According to the first count, the accused, between 2009 and 2011, conspired to obtain by false pretense containers of motorcycle spare parts and raw materials from Mistui OSK Limited, a company based in Apapa, Lagos.

The alleged offense, stated the court papers, was contrary to Section 8 (a) and 13 of the Advance Fee Fraud and Other Offences Act No. 14 of 2006.

The items listed are said to be the property of Guaranty Trust Bank (GT Bank). In the second count, the EFCC alleged that the accused bribed staff of Mistui OSK and Maersk Line Limited to deliver to them, through their clearing agents, containers of motorcycle spare parts, moulds of plastic parts, steel structures as well as raw materials called polyvinichlorid imported into Nigeria from China in the name of GT Bank as the consignee by pretending they had the authority of the bank to clear the items and took delivery of same.

The alleged offense, the EFCC said, is a contravention of sections 11 (1)(b) and 1(3) of the Advance Fee Fraud Act.

Mr. Chukwuma was arrested by the EFCC on December 19, 2017at his Enugu home after a standoff with EFCC agents. The anti-corruption agency said Mr. Chukwuma had consistently refused to honor their summons and that his arrest was preparatory to his arraignment for the charges laid out in the document released today.
Mr. Chukwuma's arrest had caused an uproar in the country as several interests gave different interpretations to his arrest, with lawmakers at the Nigerian Senate seizing on the moment to lash out against the EFCC. A source at the EFCC told Saharareporters that Mr. Chukwuma will soon be officially arraigned in Lagos to face the charges in court.


The anti-graft commission also alleged that Mr. Chukwuma, his company and brother stole the items, which were the property of the bank, an offense contrary to sections 308 and 309 (9) of the Criminal Code of Lagos State.

In the fourth charge, the EFCC alleged that Mr. Chukwuma, his company, and brother forged bills of lading (No. 598286020) of Maersk Line Limited and No. Malu 110795084 of Mistui OSK Line Limited by putting a forged GT Bank staff on it to clear the items. The alleged offense, said the EFCC, is contrary to sections 465 and 467 (1) (J) of the Lagos State Criminal Code.

Source: http://saharareporters.com/2017/12/24/efcc-files-fraud-charges-against-innoson-boss-chukwuma

Cc mynd44
Lalasticlala

Hmmmm

Ayo Fayose just released 80% of the fuel stored in government House to the masses.

Cc lalasticlala
Mynd44

JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO OF ZOKORA AND HIS TEAM MATES FINISHING EMRE Belözoğlu FOR RACIALLY ABUSING ZOKORA.
THEM WICKED
JUST IMAGINE OTHER TEAMS DOING THIS...
WHATS YOUR SAY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx4eyS5aVOs

lmao

oyetpel:
Finally out of cup to a dead team by a lone point.
And deleting the app.

Last Week 3rd in my league
now am 7th
lost cup, lost head to head, dropped in all rankings
who send me make i no captain Kane

Sadly enough it's only during Christmas that we experience this fuel shortage and skyrocketing prices.

A comfy double bed…

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And Heated Bathroom

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s-7-5a00143d652fc__700.jpg

And best of all, an electrohydraulic garage big enough to fit anything from a Ferrari to a Mercedes

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s-5a0018e661996__700.jpg


wouldnt you want to own an RV like this too?

It’s equipped with a full kitchen…

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s-4-5a0014373cd65__700.jpg

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s-5-5a001438d984e__700.jpg

This $1.7 Million Motorhome With Its Own Garage May Look Like An Ordinary Bus From Outside, But Only Until You Step Inside

Inside the 40-foot, 1.7 million-dollar vehicle, you can find a 5-star hotel on wheels

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s-1-5a0014490df63__700.jpg

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s-3-5a001435020d8__700.jpg


https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s-8-5a00143f8784e__700.jpg

For most people, the term ‘motorhome’ doesn’t exactly scream ‘luxury.’ One German company, however, is begging to differ, and they’ve just rolled out a $1.7m beast-on-wheels that makes your dad’s dingy 1973 GMC look like a Hot Wheels truck.

The Performance S is the latest model in Volkner Mobil’s lauded Performance series of motorhomes, and much like its predecessors, it’s basically a 5-star hotel that you can park wherever you like.

The sleek and stunning 40-foot vehicle contains a double bed, a fully-equipped kitchen, a spacious lounge area and a heated bathroom. In case all of that just isn’t enough high society for you, the classy caravan even has a garage with an electrohydraulic lift, and it suits everything from a Ferrari to a Mercedes.

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s-12-5a0014454333d-jpeg__700.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmFhkNuOk6Q


Source https://www.boredpanda.com/motorhome-garage-volkner-mobil-performance-s/

cc lalasticlala

DrinkLimca:
Nice pic Sir..

Dude, I am around o

oyikocho:
[color=goldenrod]I should shut up? see this big goat trying to defend himself..
so if there is no 3.5 why didn't you leave it like that rather than posting Nonsense..
porto self play under 3.5...you didn't even get my point.. go read all over again

so na bookies odd go motivate Porto to score??[/color]

If una make them close this thread ehn...

Just to register...
Them wan make people waste life for queue again
Mtcheew

iamawara:
You are right. Keke to the junction is N100, nd N50 to the secretariate.... I have already reported, they gave me an accormmodation. A very nice room for 2 Corpers, a kitchen and bathroom. The Corp members I met told me they usually get light for like 4 or 7hrs a day, which is ok for me to charge my phones and laptop. What am just worried about is the surrounding environment and the peeps around, hope area boys no go dey disturb us anyhow sha

Dey your lane. don't go too flashy. use pidgin when necessary. if you love soccer, try visiting the match viewing centre to get familiar with faces. Greet neighbours when you can (very necessary) above all, NA GOD SURE PASS.

attention007:
Lol Cecilia ibru college. it's in ughelli. Not bad you are lucky it's not ibru's village

@iamawara that's my Alma mater. You gonna enjoy your stay there. Bro, it's not Cecilia ibru college o. Cecilia is in charge of MCFDS in ibru village.

It's a mixed school, good population, N100 tf from school to post office junction or main market using bike or keke then N50 bike fare from there to secretariat

Can't guarantee you on light sha cause light dine dey get issues.

House no too cheap sha. But haggle well and get good bed sitter for like 45-60k

There's peace. Just avoid flying colours. Enter house early as you be stranger. Stay indoors during festival period cause it can get messy.

samchem:
;
>: who cares

I do o. Cause this is nairaland

Valencia and De Gea, my fantasy depends on you

Hope someone have not just offered himself as living sacrifice for bashers

the head is mine to give

you sure know how to eat very well

That's Delicious

I hope you enjoyed your meal

Do you like it?

The buns are sure soft and warm

You need all the Protein you can get

if you eventually get posted to kwara, lemme know

habsydiamond:
to ba Tori bo odi obori niyen...if u look to Bleep randomly without protection and after u come use the drugs u go get STD on earth dem go hear for heaven....

I told them. funny enough they keep saying they go for test and that ampiclox can flush any std

Raph01:
FLAGYL!!!

thanks

Abeg, I am in NYSC orientation camp and one of the things guys usually talk about include sex, relationships and romance.

one guy in my cubicle just said that taking flagyl before or immediately after unprotected sex will kill any virus (including HIV). he claims that flagyl plus ampiclox is the ultimate combo.

he brags about how he never uses any protection even with oloshos and the funny thing is about 8 other guys agrees with him.

I told them I am bringing the issue to nairaland
.
since they won't agree with me cause I am not a medical student

Doctors please, is it true..? I don't even trust condoms not to talk of flagyl.