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The Grand finale is today and I am live at the Delta State Polytechnic Stadium. The governor is present but fear of harassment no go let me snap.

The football final just entered penalty

if
Robben + Ribery = Robbery

Pepe + Rooney = Pepperoni

Pepe + Messi = Pepsi

Messi + Wenger = Messenger

Ronaldo + Alex = Rolex
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what is

Puyol + Messi =

Mastour + Abate =

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Good day guys. Am a Computer Science HND 2 student in a polytechnic, DSPZ to be precise. My strength is mainly in Destop Applicatons (LAN Based and Stand Alone) but the department mainly accepts Web Based Projects for HND especially those built on ASP(.)NET platform except of course the standalone system involves biometric. Recession no go let me play go there. Can you guys suggest good problem-solving web based topics for me?

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He replied 'k' to your 'I love you so much it makes me feel all fluttery inside. It makes me feel so many things they haven't yet invented the words for.'!!!

Chukwu!!!!

Your eye con clear finally.

(To God Be the Glory, Great Things He hath Done.)

You wee now be forming heartbreak and now open your mouth and talk 3 words: He used me.

Sister, just know that the thunder that will fire you will come Nakademus style like a thief in the night.

You use your own mouth say you wan chop. You carry your two legs go receive the chop. You even vibrate under the anointing as the fire fall down. Now you open mouth say, He used me.

The thunder that will fire you has already booked ticket from heaven to earth.

You see boy wey sure, wey go fight mopol for you, you say Nooooo. You no feel am for heart. You want fine boy. You want fine boy. You want feel am for heart abi? Oya feel am now. Thief.

The thunder that wee fire you is still pricing shakabula for market.

Sauce/Socks: https://web.facebook.com/hymardavid/posts/1330692956969535

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It wee be gradual, but na small small e dey happen, he wee be withdrawing. His chats wee not be sweet again. He wee just be there. Still polite. Still fine boy, but just there. Now it wee be your turn to do like you cannot understand simpu signal.

Simple signal telling you 'I don chop, belleful, thank you for the rice, make I try beans now' , you wee be doing like you don't understand .

In your oponu mind now you are a fine girl and nobody can just chop you and go laidat. In your akpu mind now it is too deep for that shallow shit. In your akamu mind now, he wee haff to collect leaving permit before he leaves.

So broda Fine Boy is a patient man. Unlike you. He keeps sending signal after signal. He even went outside to turn the 'arial'so television wee clear for you to see properly, but you stubbornly refuse to see.

Brother Fine Boy con upgrade signal strength. Him just stop taking your calls of answering your messages. E even reply your loooong messages with 'k'

Holy Moses, Father Abraham and Prophet Samuel, please pray for us!

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Fine boy will be home of course. Even if you ask on Thursday and na Zaria e go to attend burial ceremony of him papa and the final rites na Friday, verily verily I say unto you, if he has to sell his papa coffin to get air fare back to Lagos, Fine boy go even sell dead body to ritualists join. Him go dey.

You wee now pick your panties carefully. Black too dull. White for what? Red fit but e fit think I be ritualist . Pink and purple na the colour jare.

So you now visit fine boy. Him flat neat gan. Everything in place. Him fridge sef set. Kitchen nko? Set. Bed no get these mumu stands wey go tell all the neighbours say somebody dey collect rivers of joy.

Friday, Saturday una nack, chop, nack, talk, nack, baff, nack, sleep, nack, look small feem, nack bifor actor and boss don start final fight. You wee be speaking in your real father's tongue. You wee be doing like one strong water spirit is manifesting whenever you cum. Like you have epilepsy.

Sunday, una no even fit pretend say na holy day, una nack sote bedbug die of earthquake. No single fear of the lord and you think you wee haff understanding.

Monday wee come, you wee now be going with your brand new K leg. You wee rish house and want to beep but say, Hey, I shuu wait for his romantic, 'Baybee, hope you are home, I miss you, I wish you didn't have to go, but I say make I pity pesin pikin. ' message.

Three hours later, you wee now be tired of waiting so you wee beep, Honey, I am home. You wee be thinking maybe his phone is off o.

But he wee now reply osiso, I am glad you are safe, welcome.

You wee be thinking , Hmmm, ees nothing sha. I expect too much. Too much Mills and Boon don scatter my head.

You wee wake up to the sweet messages on Tuesday and Wednesday. Things wee be as usual. But on Thursday and Friday, the only message you wake up to will be "Dear customer, your ATM card has been blocked due to BVN mainteinance. Call this number for immediate recovery. "

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Days wee pass. You wee wake to lovely, romantic messages from Fine Boy. You wee be grinning like an akamu as you are reading his messages. Your heart sef will follow dey do yo-yo, jumping upandan.


You wee now decide time has come to give Fine boy the forbidden guguru ati epa chop. You wee send him signals like you are an MTN mast standing like mumu by the side of a busy street. Fine boy wee not get the signals. You wee send DSTV signal, no response. Send GOTV signal, nada. Send GLO signal, no network. You will even try to help his understanding by sending WIFI but Fine Boy wee still not understand.


Why me God, you wee wail. Why didn't you give men small spirit of discernment?


You wee not know that Fine boy that cannot control babe to use her own mouth talk, 'Babe, make we meet and straff na' in grammatical correct and structurally clear terms instead of using the Parables of Jesus and the Proverbs of Solomon to talk it , is that one a fine boy?


Finally your konji wee defeat your pride and you wee now go to Fine boy and instead of asking 'babe, have they repair the transformer in your area? ' you wee ask 'Fine boy, will you be home this weekend? Wanna come over for the weekend and '

hefelove:
Wer u sef waka go jam olumba girls

them dey ph na

Dont take this too seriously o

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Girls, you wee be seeing a guy now. He is not too fine but he is okay. He has small money and has a good job on top. More importantly, he dotes on you. He will go out of his way to prove he is serious about you. He is the type that will use his own two hands to wrap himself around your fingers.


But you wee be looking at him and thinking, hmmmm, I no like this one. My heart no feel am.


So, you will now come on Facebook, see fine boy and you wee be lusting. Fine boy will post fine pictures and you wee be liking and loving and wawuing upandan like mgbeke wey dey enter 'allonplane' for the first time.


You wee summon courage and inbox fine boy. Fine boy will reply you very politely. Very smoothly. Fine face + fine brain = Husband material 7 x 777. He will even have the fisi of being a feminist and the jara of being able to cook. Mama mia!


At this point your tripping haff reach to break head. So you wee trip, fall ori over heels, your head wee break your fall and your sense will now splatter on the ground.


You and fine boy wee chat and chat. You wee do the Nigerian girl thing for him, Oga, no let your girlfriend comman break my head o.


Fine boy will jokingly say: My ex cannot even break bread if she were still here.


You will be relieved and happy. O mo pe na our elders ask: fine boy that has girlfriend, is that one fine boy?


You wee now be thanking God because all your enemies haff been put to shame. After the shege you saw in the hands of your ex fa? You wee be feeling like Mary, chosen from all Facebook and Instagram and Twitter and Whatsapp and BBM babes to be the girlfriend and future wife of fine boy with fine brain with feminist as fisi and cooking skills as jara. Mama mia.


You wee now go on a date. Dressing like you have appointment with David Beckham or you wan go beg that lecturer wey no wan pass you for ENL320.


Fine boy wee now be cooler than his chats. Even finer than his pictures. He con taller join. Dafuq? Nigga, excuse me while I rush to buy ring. God punish tradition.


Fine boy wee be making you wet with his voice alone. Let me not even talk about his eyes and his laugh. You wee be sitting there and chopping him reverse cowgirl style in your mind.


You wee be hoping he won't invite you to come spend the night so soon. Of course, if he asks, you wee go na. But you wantu form deep small. "When it leaves the sitting room for the bedroom, something gets lost... " blah blah. That kain thing.


Fine boy wee surprise you. He wee only shake your hand and say bye. What a wawu! Imagine this self control. A whole fine ass girl like me dripping sexiness fa! Oh lawd, what a keeper. Abeg who is Vincent Enyeama again? That one na keeper?

Olumba girls, Cele Girls even Girls wey dia mama and papa na traditionalist, I dont date. I dont want anybody burning candle ontop my head.

source : https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=991409717630056&id=100002831124159&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.991409717630056%3Atl_objid.991409717630056%3Athid.100002831124159%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1483257599%3A7920325968367456062&__tn__=%2As

There are principles to success in every facet of life. Business. Marriage. Career. Spirituality. And when you follow these steps with or without prayer, it'll work for you.
The Bible says: “Can two work together except they agree?” This means two will work together if they agree. Note that the Bible didn't point out two Christians. It says ‘TWO’
Now this applies to marriage, any two people of like minds will make a great marriage whether they know God or not...

The Bible says: “Can two work together except they agree?”
This means two will work together if they agree. Note that the Bible didn't point out two Christians. It says ‘TWO’
Now this applies to marriage, any two people of like minds will make a great marriage whether they know God or not...
“Except they agree”

This clearly brings the need of shared values. Because the possibility of agreeing is based on the similarity of values. Meaning that two atheists can have a successful marriage. God or no God.
The only difference is that two non religious people cannot have a ‘Godly’ marriage. Because they don't believe in God, but successful and peaceful?
Yes!
Now, does everything work out because of God?
No!
Marriages don't work out because of God. You see, no matter how spirit filled you are, no matter how prayerful you are, if you marry someone of opposing values, it will crash.
God will lead you to the right person, even with that, it doesn't guarantee your marital success.
You must have human relationship skills, you must be emotionally intelligent, you must be mature.

Because God gave you the right person doesn't mean it'll just work out. You must be skilled.
If 10 million dollars is given to some folks, they'd mismanage it before next week. They were given the right resources, but wrong attitude destroyed it.
In that light, with the right person, it's possible to destroy a God given relationship out of wrong attitude.
It's not God that makes it work or not. He gives you raw materials and expects you to make out the finished product.
If you believe that every failed marriage isn't caused by God. Why would you doubt it that marriages work because of us?

In God's word, he clearly said that he's given us life and EVERYTHING, I mean every darn thing that pertains to life. That means God has played his part. He is done with every man, you just become what you make out of what he's given you.
Conclusively, this isn't a post to undermine the power of acknowledging God. Yea, God works, but this post is to make us more responsible for our lives. God has given us so much yet we trouble him so much.
Christians get married and divorce even with the one they so called “God’s will”


Sometimes actually these folks were God's will for them, the right person for them but they lacked the right attitude, they mismanaged it. So no marriage success is all because of GOD. In fact no success in life is all because of God.
We have a part to play, if not most times. Just follow principles and you'll have miracles.
I know a lot of folks will criticise this sha. But my point has been made to the open minded folks.

Written by Solomon Buchi Bartholomew Life Coach/Motivational Speaker

My ex fries sweet chin chin for me every week and it doesn't affect my relationship so remove that ex thing from there. As for your relationship, you need to press the pause button and review where you are going to.

Kaduna state Governor Mallam Nasir el-Rufai has said his government has traced some violent,aggrieved Fulani to their countries and paid them to stop the killings of Southern Kaduna natives and the destruction of their communities saying that the renewed violence is carried out by bandits.

El-Rufai made this known while fielding questions from some select Journalists in his office in Kaduna.

He said: “For southern Kaduna, we didn’t understand what was going on and we decided to set up a committee under Gen. Martin Luther Agwai (rtd) to find out what was going on there. What was established was that the root of the problem has a history starting from the 2011 post election violence.

“Fulani herdsmen from across Africa bring their cattle down towards Middle Belt and Southern Nigeria. The moment the rains starts around March, April, they start moving them up to go back to their various communities and countries.

“Unfortunately, it was when they were moving up with their cattle across Southern Kaduna that the elections of 2011 took place and the crisis trapped some of them.

“Some of them were from Niger, Cameroon, Chad, Mali and Senegal. Fulanis are in 14 African countries and they traverse this country with the cattle.“So many of these people were killed, cattle lost and they organised themselves and came back to revenge.

“So a lot of what was happening in Southern Kaduna was actually from outside Nigeria. We got a hint that the late Governor Patrick Yakowa got this information and he sent someone to go round some of these Fulani communities, but of course after he died, the whole thing stopped. That is what we inherited. But the Agwai committee established that.

“We took certain steps. We got a group of people that were going round trying to trace some of these people in Cameroon, Niger republic and so on to tell them that there is a new governor who is Fulani like them and has no problem paying compensations for lives lost and he is begging them to stop killing.“In most of the communities, once that appeal was made to them, they said they have forgiven

.There are one or two that asked for monetary compensation. They said they have forgiven the death of human beings, but want compensation for cattle. We said no problem, and we paid some. As recently as two weeks ago, the team went to Niger republic to attend one Fulani gathering that they hold every year with a message from me.

Kaduna state Governor Mallam Nasir el-Rufai has said his government has traced some violent,aggrieved Fulani to their countries and paid them to stop the killings of Southern Kaduna natives and the destruction of their communities saying that the renewed violence is carried out by bandits.

El-Rufai made this known while fielding questions from some select Journalists in his office in Kaduna.

He said: “For southern Kaduna, we didn’t understand what was going on and we decided to set up a committee under Gen. Martin Luther Agwai (rtd) to find out what was going on there. What was established was that the root of the problem has a history starting from the 2011 post election violence.

“Fulani herdsmen from across Africa bring their cattle down towards Middle Belt and Southern Nigeria. The moment the rains starts around March, April, they start moving them up to go back to their various communities and countries.

“Unfortunately, it was when they were moving up with their cattle across Southern Kaduna that the elections of 2011 took place and the crisis trapped some of them.

“Some of them were from Niger, Cameroon, Chad, Mali and Senegal. Fulanis are in 14 African countries and they traverse this country with the cattle.“So many of these people were killed, cattle lost and they organised themselves and came back to revenge.

“So a lot of what was happening in Southern Kaduna was actually from outside Nigeria. We got a hint that the late Governor Patrick Yakowa got this information and he sent someone to go round some of these Fulani communities, but of course after he died, the whole thing stopped. That is what we inherited. But the Agwai committee established that.

“We took certain steps. We got a group of people that were going round trying to trace some of these people in Cameroon, Niger republic and so on to tell them that there is a new governor who is Fulani like them and has no problem paying compensations for lives lost and he is begging them to stop killing.“In most of the communities, once that appeal was made to them, they said they have forgiven

.There are one or two that asked for monetary compensation. They said they have forgiven the death of human beings, but want compensation for cattle. We said no problem, and we paid some. As recently as two weeks ago, the team went to Niger republic to attend one Fulani gathering that they hold every year with a message from me.

source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/weve-paid-fulani-stop-killings-southern-kaduna-el-rufai/

TrueSenator:
Who is arguing with you? Tell us something else joor

thought your president said no weapon was purchased!

Footage shows artillery weapons bought by Jonathan, used by Late Col.Abu-led troops against Boko Haram


A video footage of artillery weapons allegedly bought by the Jonathan’s Administration shortly before the 2015election and being used by the military in its operation to recapture Boko Haram held territories in the north east Nigeria has emerged.

In the Video, the Late. Col. Abu is seen leading the mission and giving directivesas to how the weapons should be handled.

Some of the weapons as seen in the video are brand new which suggests they were just bought in not too distant time, a claim that indicates the jonathan’s administration indeed bought some weapons for the military in the fight against the Boko haram terrorists.

source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/video-footage-shows-artillery-weapons-bought-by-jonathan-used-by-late-col-abu-led-troops-against-boko-haram/

PS Do not use any mini browser (UC mini, opera mini) to view the link else you won't see any video. use other browsers, CM browser preferable

screenshots attached

cc lalasticlala, mynd44

TI1919:
What do you mean by Church harvest festival

Thanksgiving

Joe Hart?

Edwinmason:
good for the policeman? that is a bad thing to say

As in eh we are gradually losing our humanity.
I see these guys everyday and I really feel sorry for them

Church Harvest Festival is a good thing. The church is filled up, everyone is in high spirits and after the service, there's lots of food and drinks.

But I always leave before the Item 7 part. I have been doing that for as long as I can remember. Many people have noticed it and I have been getting an earful of why it is wrong, why I should stay behind and eat with everyone.

Today is my church harvest, as usual I plan on leaving before they serve the food and drinks. But I just need to know. am I doing anything wrong by leaving?

mods, edakun, epp me

A police man attached to the Division B Command Agbarha Otor, Was shot dead this morning around 6.00AM

These guys mount check points every morning at about 5.30AM till 9AM along the ughelli agbarha road to collect their daily Osusu from bike men and Keke

A woman hit by strayed bullet have been rushed to the hospital.

Soldiers from 222 Battalion, Agbarha Barracks are already on patrol

As much as I hate the daily extortion, these guys conditions are extremely poor. I usually see them putting on Old worn out uniforms and bulletproof vest that can't even stop stone. The car they use is belongs to the scrap yard

Everyone is saying "good for the policeman" but I really pity him.

Fear of being lynched no let me snap picture

bad network will upload the rest later

that ex is lucky

lol

Everybody shout "ashaw000"

so true

when X wants to get back but you already found Y

we should really do this to all girls