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shaved what?

Hello greats, TGIF. time to laugh and smile. I know some of you might have seen some of these pictures, all same just like them

Some of the pictures might be explicit so Viewers Discretion Advised

BACK TO THE PICTURES.

that reply though .GTB didn't see that coming

just went through her timeline. another attention seeking LovePeddler

This is Nigeria. Everything is Difficult.

when I first saw the pictures, they were incredible and I thought I should investigate. Got his name "JAKE " AND i simply Google "Jake the Ghanaian boy ". here's his story

Jake has become one of the most famous schoolchildren in South Africa since people began sharing a picture of him, joking he was everything from a grumpy driving instructor to an unimpressed security guard.

But Jake lives thousands of miles north, in a small village in eastern Ghana, unaware of his new-found fame.

In fact, up until Wednesday, not even the man who took the photograph knew it had proved such a hit.

Pensive

Cameraman Carlos Cortes travelled to Ghana in 2015 to make a documentary about Solomon Adufah, an artist returning to his home country from the US.


The picture of Jake, then four, was one of hundreds taken by Cortes while Adufah taught art and creative studies to the children."

I just caught Jake in the moment of his teaching," Cortes, of Chicago, told the BBC. "He definitely has a pensive look on his face."

The two men then returned to the States, unaware they had captured a future star.

But the schoolboy's picture began doing the rounds after Adufah shared it on his Instagram account.

When he first realised it had gone viral, he was unsure of how to react to the posts, worried they were making fun of Jake."I thought, I'm not going to respond," the 27-year-old told the BBC. "But then I remember a moment when I thought, what if all these 'likes' turned into actual funds to help?"

Jake and his friends live in a rural village, and for some families sending their children to school is more than they can afford.

What is more, the primary school is also in need of supplies." I remember one day we spent 20 minutes just trying to make sure we had enough pencils for all the kids," Mr Cortes said. "That's what the campaign is really about."

So Adufah, who has lived in the US since he was 16, set up a fundraising campaign, hoping Jake will really inspire people to turn their likes into cash to help pay for his education, and that of the other children in the village.

Within 24 hours, it had raised $2,000 (£1,642) - 10% of its target.

Adufah said: "This money could make a huge difference to the kids - this could be something really positive going forward."

https://www.gofundme.com/homelandghana?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6009467534

source

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37791672

Mods, I didn't know the right section to post this

height of insecurity

Daniel1990:
With all this benefits, how is their lives? No course for alarm, it is business as usual_ even if they like let them allocate all the yearly budget to the north_in the long run, the south will mop every penny in circulation.

It is this "feeding bottle" demeanour of northern leaders that continue to keep the region in perpetual laziness and pauperism_it is to the disadvantage of the north.

Justice always prevail over injustice. Look at things by yourselves_progress and prosperity belongs to the south. The south had already won the best_mass education!

but the north have the power. what's education without power?

EazyMoh:
Must you guys down south demonize the north before you make your point?
Can't we have a united Nigeria irrespective of one's region?
Don't you all know to the politicians they don't care about this dichotomy? They only bring regionalism, tribalism or religion only when it suits them.
You guys need to wake up. btw your southern corporation will never work if its basis is only meant to spite the north, but good luck with that.

it's basis is to stop being used

afanide:
I dont even get the topic.....

while we call ourselves af0njas and 1pods , divide ourselves into southwest, southeast and south south, the north is strongly united and using us

beycity:
I doubt if you actually read the write up and if you did, you might need to read it over and over again.

thanks for that. While all the Governors up north Have the Northern Governors Forum, where they all plan together irrespective of political party, we down south prefer to be torn apart by tribal and political sentiments. How many northerners have you seen fighting themselves over APC and PDP?

ThumbzTNA:
Which kind of disrespectful right up is this. Yorubaaa op is this the best way you could pass your message across to the Igbo nation? This is belittling and I implore all Igbo to ignore this thread till this Yorubaaa op learns to address his us with respect

is that the best you can come up with? For the record I am from Niger Delta

By some strange law I do not know much of, I understand that a particular percentage of VAT (value added tax, a tax that is inside everything you buy including pure water) has been set aside for the North East. Okay.

I also understand that the rich KANU that cannot be said to have suffered any major loss from Boko Haram is included in the states benefiting from this VAT that should belong to all states, but now reserved for these Boko Haram states. Okay!

Note that Lagos is the number one contributor to VAT. Note also that alcohol sales is one of the number one contributor to VAT purse. Note that Kano former governor Kwankwaso destroyed beer bottles and that alcohol consumption is a crime in these states that today have a chunk of moneys (VAT) collected from Emeka buying "nkwobi and bia" at Mama Ngozi's store. He might as well be handing Usman Mohammed in Bauchi money everytime he says "give me one more bottle dia". Ogunseye is no different. Sitting in Mama Bayo's shop in Akure, every timehe says "funmi ni one bottle", he is placing naira in Bello Mustapha's hand in Yobe. Of course same goes for Shirsa in Benue, Mfom in Akwa Ibom, Bekederemo in Patani etc.

WE CONSUME BEER TO FEED THE NORTH.

But do we as southerners see this? NO. Nnamdi is hellbent on avenging what he believes Awolowo did to Ojukwu. Tolu is ready to drive every Igbo from his lands if they will not stop calling them traitors. While these set of perhaps the brightest Nigerians keep their head in the past, the North smiles to the bank and Bureau de change.

If they would only raise their head up, they would find that Lagos in asking to be elevated to SPECIAL STATUS wherein for the amount of people that its roads and infrastructure carry it deserves to be treated differently. They would see also the fact that Nigeria's most popular city should have pipeborne water and get priority in electricity distribution etc and more importantly realize that A DEVELOPED AND WORKING LAGOS BENEFITS NOT JUST YORUBAS, BUT EVERY RESIDENT OR VISITOR.

But the bill to have Lagos, a place many Nigerians have called HOME, even if for a month when they went to visit their uncle, is shot down like it was Dr Oyenusi at bar beach. The bullets that shot it down coming from every region with Aboki shouting the READY, SET, FIRE!!!And even if we all say "Lagos is for Yorubas. They have huge IGR (Internally generated revenue) etc, at least Igbos, Yorubas, and the South South as oil producers can surely agree that passing the petroleum bill that gives the village whose soil produce the oil ten percent OF PROFIT is a good idea. Ondo, now Lagos, Abia, Anambra etc stand to benefit. But still we cannot find the unity to put votes that will benefit us all in the south.

Meanwhile, pipes are being laid to take the oil straight to the North.

Even the North...while evidence shows Igbo land and Yoruba land are far more likely to have oil....even if it is seepage from the rich Niger Delta soils, LOANS AND REVENUE BELONGING TO US ALL ARE BEING DEPLOYED TO LOOK FOR OIL IN THAT SAME BLOOD-SUCKING NORTH EAST. But we all say nothing.

IT IS AWOLOWO AND OJUKWU THAT IS STILL OUR PROBLEM. Northern Contractors will become billionaires with those funds.

PLUS 2.1 billion DOLLARS loan has been collected on all our heads to develop the North East. The rest of Nigeria will pay it while only the North East AND RICH KANO benefit. The fact that Boko Haram are still killing Nigerians and that many of those people in that North East support Boko Haram as surely as many of us from the Niger Delta, deep in our hearts, support Niger Delta Avengers and pray they are never caught etc, as truly as NORTHERNERS BROUGHT DEATH AND BACKWARDNESS TO THEIR OWN REGION, we must all bear their killings and pay them to build their land they destroyed themselves.

But why talk about this when the next Igbo man to comment here will insult the whole Yoruba nation and a Yoruba will reply and Biafra will be mentioned and Biafra will be insulted and more insults and on and on and on and on.......And Fulani herdsmen will kill another Yoruba in and around Kwara and an Igbo in Enugu and ravage the farmers of the middle belt and slaughter them...And grass will be imported for them and lands shared to them

And we in the south will argue about AWOLOWO AND OJUKWU.

what you have there is not tasting poverty

you really want to taste poverty? here.
forget the milk and tea

pack 2 handful of garri into a bowl. add a litre of water and Leave it for an hour. after that, add salt then Palm kernel.

you are good to go. do this straight 5 days and you will know what poverty taste like

the best you can do is make her understand how guys think and behave. after that there isn't much you can do. like me that watched 3 of my younger cousins experience heart breaks. it wasn't funny. and I still have over 7 younger female cousins growing up so fast.
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Men I no wan born girl. cause I might just kill the boy that breaks her heart

If Nigeria were to be the avatar animated movie;.

Niger Delta will be the Water Tribe., the opponent of the fire nation.. Just as they have the Northern and southern water tribes, this one have plenty factions; (just that this one geh plenty selfish leaders).

The South East will be the Air Nation, almost wiped out but came back stronger. And they love travelling alot..

The south west will be The Earth Nation, And Lagos is ban sing se. People are always flocking there. the Citizens believe in their leaders so much but their leaders always end up being used by the fire Nation. Think otherwise? Ask Tinibu.

As for the fire Nation, we all know that region /tribe that the fire Lord sorry President hails from...

#cuvox

SAINTfellow your ban quick expire o

TGIF! NIGERIANS are known to be creative And funny. it's time to show your inner comedian. can you guys caption this photo for me. ?

Me: when you listen to your friend's advice not to marry date guy earning 50k monthly only to be the chief bridesmaid at their wedding.

Who has seen the Latest mandatory Marriage conditions for Redeem Christian Church of God (RCCG) Members? Yes from the Church not from the Bride’s family. And it was said to be highly mandatory for all intending couple (RCCG Members).

Read For yourself...

As shared by a twitter user: @chydee

Source http://yawnaija.tv/marriage-conditions-rccg-members/

am I the only one that can't see the pictures? Glo network Abeg fast small make I see the pictures before them oversee am finish

A romantic walk in the evening

LePrezident:
L ;DL OP funny die. What you said is true though. Me I don't mind giving head, but if I begin to finger and I realise the place is not pleasant, I won't give head. I remember one babe like that, I slept over at her place and as soon as we woke up she asked me to go down on her. I mean how? You won't even go wash down or up first before. She wants me to just stick a tongue right there early morning without preparation.... I just ignored her.

chop knuckle

Ymain:
mine smells so sweet men cnt stop eating it

men. as plenty men... smell lies. am sure no guy have given you head before

11. your village aunties followed you to church if At church financial breakthrough vigil, you are busy fornicating With one babe at the backyard thus you didn't know that the pastor is looking for you to come and receive urgent prayers else you will be poor for life..and you eventually missed the prayers

12. when you have hard on cause you were busy looking at the young daughters of Eve displaying their curves on tight clothes and the pastor noticed it and use you for sermon

13. when you want to clean your face after leading the praise session and you use your girlfriend's white pants instead of handkerchief cause you mistakenly picked it after having a quickie before hurrying to church

hope you won't be banned

falconey:


"And when you finally get someone who agrees to use his HEAD to give you HEAD, you will bring your Kitty Kat dirty. as in so dirty that it will overthrow the king of UNCLEAN spirits."

that's the only way I can describe it without having nairaland feminists waging war on the thread.

besides watch and see ladies avoid this thread like it's a broke nigg4

JixNation:
this guy is a mady sombori

that's true na

why have a slave when you can have a partner!?

Talked with my guys (yeah we gist too) and the topic was "GIVING HEAD TO LADIES "most agreed that they were willing to do it but for the first experience left them scarred

In this life, it is hard to give you girls HEAD cause we are afraid of risking our lives ( Chlamydia, human papillomavirus (HPV), gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis(multiple strains), and other sexually transmitted infections (STIs/STDs) NO DEY SHOW FOR FACE) just to satisfy your cravings
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And when you finally get someone who agrees to use his HEAD to give you HEAD, you will bring your Kitty Kat dirty. as in so dirty that it will overthrow the king of UNCLEAN spirits.
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bhet y?
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Don't you know throat cancer is real? edakun,
if you want to kill a guy at least make it enjoyable and let him die knowing that he had a nice meal with sweet aroma not that you will something smelling like Baygon for him to eat.
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Edakun, biko, please, Abeg, mbok, WASH UP

at least they are eating...