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BrightEye:
money is the last thing that should be a requirement in a relationship. What I expected to read is " do u strive to love yourself as you are " then you would definitely get attracted to a person who will love you as you are.

how can I like myself when I don't have money...to take care of myself? I know a lady will date a broke guy with big vision as long as he takes care of himself and knows what he is doing. but seriously the question is targeted at those who keep complaining about not getting love cause they are broke

Dear guys

I understand that we all need someone to love, but then again for this life to sweet we need money.

So because you don't have money (at least to take care of yourself) you go Around telling people that girls don't like you because you are broke

Here's the question.
Do you.
I repeat do you like yourself as you don't have money?

if no how then do you expect a girl to like you

if you want love, first get money (minimum requirement - to at least take care of yourself), then like yourself.
till then
DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF AS YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY?

xendra:
you wouldn't return the ring if you were me, even though I don't need it, but you are not me so you decide. it doesn't seem like a mistake to me atall , the way the whole story went. but why would you curse him? let him go. it wasn't meant to be, a breakup is better than a divorce if you ask me, and you never know what blessings await you in the future.

but then again why stay in a relationship that long (5yrs), this was the first question that came to my mind.

every relationship is different. some prefer dating for long time before getting married and she only said she have known him for 5 years... according to my dictionary, known and date are quite different

well you wouldn't want your hubby's first child to be from someone else and then again abortion is murder so you know what to do

what are the requirements

cause I have small knowledge in

Microsoft visual c++
visual basic
Object Oriented Java

does that even make me a programmer?

LordIsaac:
Hmmm... Will personality change with this?

let's see

lalasticlala

If you thought you were a Scorpio, then you'd better be prepared for an identity makeover to Oppiuchus, if your birth chart falls in its new category.

The first alien 'attack' is probably targeting your zodiac signs. A discovery of new interstellar spaces and bodies has prompted NASA to change your zodiac signs completely, even adding a new constellation called Oppiuchus! the snake holder

Earlier in 2016, NASA scientists just quietly declared that they were going to redesign the zodiac system and did it without further discussions or delay. They slotted new dates to every sign. For a year, you may have just walked around unaware of your identity crisis, but now that it is clear, you just have to get used to the new shift.

The cause of this 'alien attack' is that the Earth is different from what it was during the time of the Babylonians. "Now, 3,000 years later, the sky has shifted because Earth's axis (North Pole) doesn't point in quite the same direction," the NASA explanation says.

Here the "new" dates for all 13 signs:
Capricorn: January 20 - February 16
Aquarius: February 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – August 10
Leo: August 10 – September 16
Virgo: September 16 – October 30
Libra: October 30 – November 23
Scorpio: November 23 – November 29
Ophiuchus: November 29 – December 17
Sagittarius: December 17 – January 20


sources

http://spaceplace.nasa.gov/starfinder2/en/
http://www.hngn.com/articles/206473/20160918/oppiuchus-capricorn-nasa-changes-zodiac-chart-adds-sign.htm

http://www.refinery29.com/2016/09/123506/nasa-zodiac-signs-new-horoscope-dates#/?_k=81gqoj

so anyone arrested in the niger delta is automatically a militant Abi?
since when militants begin carry toy gun with one bullet?

Abeg make una swerve

See my local trouble o ( What is your Opinion? ), I wonder why women are hard to understand ................

My wife went out leaving our new born baby in the hands of our pretty maid. The little boy kept crying and the maid did all she can but he kept crying till she brought out her breast to give him and he stopped crying.

As the small boy was sucking the breast, i entered and saw it, i was so angry and afraid that he could contact disease from there, i shouted for the girl, but she told me that nothing is coming out of the breast but i didnt believe her, i decided to suck the breast too, to comfirm, as i was sucking her breast, my wife came in, upon all my explanation, she refused to understand..

Biko tell me did i do anything wrong in making sure our son is not poisoned?.......

McBrooklyn:
Mtcheeeeeew!!! If Bae no get stroke or leprosy, why she no fit cook by herself??

oga stop forming strong man here, I know say you dey follow her drag kitchen

make use of you tube

saintfellow:
Team billionaire bachelors.

we both know I haven't seen you in the kitchen once...

discoprophet:
Who dash me "her"? Are you trying to mock me, ehn guy?

hehehe oya when was the last time you cooked for your mom?

McBrooklyn:
OP, cooked for who??

bae

TuneChi369:
That ain't a problem...Prepared fried rice for her yesterday.

am sure the kisses that followed sha?

we are used to seeing ladies do the kitchen work but sometimes cooking can be special when done by a giuy....and yeah in a relationship a guy should cook sometimes (not compulsory but it's necessary).

so guys when was the last time you prepared breakfast/lunch and/dinner for your girlfriend /wife?

please don't count the indomie or concoction rice you cooked just to unlock her honey pot.

am talking about the one you made for your her to feel comfortable and loved..

if you can't remember or it's over 2 months ago, please do the needful and prepare something for her.

afterall shey love Na to take care of eachother?

PS: if you no sabi cook just make tea give her or Lipton if it's her time of the month.

I will eat it with her (I have eaten worse) then fry them myself next time... very simple

dopeJemi, fela04 come chop

saintfellow:
I was only joking with miimzy. Dnt take everything serious. As u can c, iv modified.

hey brother, not everyone understands you, you know. sometimes just ignore.
anyhow sha, how is home

ever811:
how him go say make I take care of him and the daughter!! na there 2 I pregnant?..

what if na she dey feed am?

dopeJemi:
Alright i'm calm, but your friends are not the ones in your relationship so what do they need suggestions for?

the suggestion wasn't for my relationship bro but theirs.. it all started when they said they were bored as their relationship is too peaceful.... I have my own way of spicing things up but they don't want that, they want drama

my only mistake was making it look personal as I wanted to avoid all the long stories

but your blood dey quick hot o

just for laughs :when you impregnate a girl who happens to be the only hope the father has, better get ready.

and if her father does this, it means you are finished

you have just won yourself a free father in-law and
wife

what are the requirements for marriage then?

nairaland e feminists dey come for you

trust me, Vaseline crew be self servicing even as they read this

the feminists go soon land for here.

MA read comments

SexyStrawberry:
And u believe when she starts having sex with u just like that, she won't catch feelings?
Girls bikonu wise up o! Do well to stay away from these set of people
#mytwocents

you taking this way too personal. had a past bitter experience? cause all I did was give answer to the question you asked besides I was only trying to point out that asking a guy those relationships questions immediately after sex is wrong that should be done any other time ... all you will get is lies.

McBrooklyn:
Lol, I'll suggest make you lure and fûck one of her friends when you get the time. This will surely create small chaos

that's major chaos

dopeJemi:
Okay, let me pay attention to the 'topic that was borne from a discussion with friends'

Now that i've paid attention to it, does it change anything? Does it change the fact that you were thinking it? Does it change the fact that you are looking for small wahala to spice up your peaceful relationship? Which is the same thing i've been talking about from the get go

Was it your friends that told you to look for small wahala because your relationship is too peaceful? Cause I don't get the 'you are deliberately ignoring the topic was borne from a discussion with friends' part

You thought your relationship was too peaceful, you wanted small wahala, you talked about it with your friends and then you brought it here for better solutions, no be so? Or is there something i'm missing?

yes. the something you are missing is same thing I said earlier. I would never bring anything about my relationship online. my friends needs suggestions and I thought Romancelanders might be of help. that's it bro. take am easy.

Glory12345:
Actually this is my first post on nairaland,I'm a comment reader and a post reader and I have observed how people do things here and I feel I should share my story,please don't criticise me or anything, I just need your help or advise,and please do read carefully to understand,and i am also sorry if i dont type this well,i'm not much of a writer.Thanks in advance

There's this guy I met at 3chub Ikeja,I actually went to ask if there was any standard rechargeable fan because i have been scammed alot by all these "fairly used" rechargeable fan,so i decided to buy a new one because they sell home appliances there,even though people say fairly used items are better which I chose to decline because this is 2016,and this buhari regime doesnt accomodate an extravagant spending.

I work in Lagos but I stay in mowe,and the electricity there isn't too good so that's why I'm getting the fan so even when the gen is off,i would have an alternative,so when I got to the store,the sales ambassadors offered me different brand rechargeable fan,but i later got a syinix rechargeable fan,because I was impressed with the number of months the warranty covers so I purchased it with my ATM card since I just came to inquire and not buy and I was cashless,I had to just use the POS *I'm only explaining all if these to give you a clearer understanding of the issue on floor*

After purchasing the fan,there was this guy that came to buy a gas cooker and we happened to meet and we both exchanged contacts with eachother and few months later we developed feelings and we had a relationship and we were doing the normal relationship vibe,until this week,he started acting up because I said no sex until marriage...he's a very nice person anyway,he helped me in so many ways(advices,financially,physically) but just because I said no sex until marriage,he's acting up already,although I have my reasons for abstaining until marriage anyway but my story is sad,and I don't know who to tell and I feel more comfortable telling people online because someone that knows me physically might not say the truth to me,because they don't want to hurt me,please I need matured comments even if it will hurt,just tell me

Although we aren't kids,but I'm just troubled because I love him a lot and I don't know what to do.

I'm a loner right now

Well, I can't really blame him as lots of guys have been scammed by girls with the no sex thingy while they are steady giving it to another guy.

In this generation where trust is scarce denying him sex may give him reasons not to trust you. besides it may be that his friends are mocking him cause he haven't slept with you (yeah we gossip too)

or he just wants to explore and Leave. or any other reason

if you wish to give it to him, no wahala. just know that whatever happens next (after you give it to him ) was meant to happen

SexyStrawberry:
Before I used to think friends with benefits means she gives u sex, while u give her money and any material things u can afford to offer her that she would appreciate, but pls o edakun, when a broke guy who has nothing to offer asks a girl to be friends with benefits with him, what benefits should she be expecting ? Pls explain coz I'm confused about this "friends with benefits" thingy

nope...more about two people fvcking each other without all the drama and commitment that comes with relationships. That your illustration is trade by barter

iPrevail:
Yanno, I actually tried this once. Guess what it got me? Regrets!

I lost a good girl as a result of being the egoistic jerk that I was back then.

My advice; if ya really love a girl and yanno she loves you, don't ever deliberately mess with her emotions.

lol. nothing about messing with emotions bro. just small trouble making