₦airaland Forum

The games are now over.  What becomes of the facilities in the coming months?

Who needs prediction, when we are winning the match?

To whom much is given, much is expected.

Mr Lecturer,

For Obodo, if you date your student, you fit lose your job.

The poor girl came to you to acquire knowledge, na sonda you wan show am!

These kidnappers must have been be singing Osuofia we go chop your dollar.

Miss this miss that, reality this reality that, talk show this talk show that!

If juju really works, why have we not used it to finish off those who deny us good leadership, constant power supply, additional refineries, good roads, welfare, quality education, etc?

Really!

A friend of mine sent me this.

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)
If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!

Do they have a physical address on their website?

What really is the purpose of this thread?

Wonderful!!!!

The sad part is that there is no quality control in road construction all over the country. These guys will pour coal tar over red mud and we are all happy. Hurray! Lagos to Benin 1 hr! The rains come, we start moaning all over again.

Has anyone noticed that no mention was made of the life span of the road to be repaired?

@ luvola,

That's not entirely true. Blind students were never seperated from able in FGCK back then.

Fat? Not true! Pretend? Story for another day.

Both if you can handle it.

I think the kidnap story is publicity for his new movie.

You think they came here to eat noodles?

There's so much debt to be collected everywhere. So, rather than quarrel with each other on here, why don't you look at the opportunities. It's about time for debt collection agencies to spring up and reduce the rate of unemployment.

@ Poster. I think i've read this joke somewhere before, now i remember! FHM magazine!

Why do we always look at the Nija police as some special people who should know the law?

Another one!

Looking at that Dubai pic 1990-2003, I quite remember Nigeria's vision 2010, now shifted to 2020.

@ Shakur, the consular officer is the last man standing. He alone decides if you get a visa or not based on the strength of the documents you have supplied.

Schools have a minimum deposit amount to secure a place and once the school is satisfied with your deposit, you will be issued with a visa letter. The onus is on you to prove to the consular officer that you meet all of the other requirements for the issue of a student's visa.

@ Poster,

What's the point of a domain name that is not memorable, too long, and not easy to spell.

Better to use magtech.com

I'd advise anyone who wants to buy a land in this vicinity to be careful. I forsee Port developmental projects in future. Lagos simply cannot exist with Tin can and Apapa port alone.

I'm simply not a fan of talking about it, but doing it. We can talk from now till thy kingdom come, nothing will happen until action is taken.

@ Omega25,

Your list was good, but incomplete. A good woman. You missed out the word good, cos not all women are the same.

It is wrong to generalize.

@ outstrip, not true!

@ Poster, have you tested your concept on a small scale?