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Gods-child:
Heeeey!..which one be 'shiko' again?...hope its not painful?...

thats exactly what i asked masef...definitly i expect it not 2 be painful, but am wondering if its gonna be 4rm da back, front, up or down? ...am jst wondering o,no offence meant!

Gods-child:
Men!...it looks like someone is working for CIA branch office in Lagos!...I'd better watch my posts from now before I become a suspect...lolzzz

u got ma ribs cracking there...aw did 2day go?

psoto: All of u shld warn CY o. I go give him shiko o. Cos me sef will expanciate d size of ur body wen I'm done dealing wit u.lol.

Gosh...aw do u intend 2 deal with me? ...jst wondering o

Psoto tnk God u got to ur destination safely...as regards all i said, i was only emphasising, expanciating, clarifying, juxtaposing **laughs** all u said to the house

emmmm...emmmm...did i say anytin?

Abbasufi: HEHEHE LOOL. AM GREAT U/

my bro am good o, jst that work 2ady has been kinda cumbersome...had to meet up with targets.

Abbasufi: BIT BY BIT D HOUSE IS GETTIN BETTER ND BETTER.

I disagree with u, although not totally dull...u get to c pple only in da 9t.

Abbasufi: WOW!I JST NOTICED SOMTIN OF RECENT, PAGES 3,4,5,6,8,9,10,12,13 WAS LAUNCHED BY ME, SO DOES DAT MEANS I AM D MOST ACTIV MEMBER HERE, WIT PSOTO,GOD'S CHILD ND DELEO SHARING D REST.PSOTO WHERE R U DIDNT U NOTICED ND MR INVESTIGATOR CY09 DIDNT U NOTICED

Guy abeg o, i no b investigator...Anyway, we go give u cup for only if u will b d 1st person to start the page that will inform the house when posting has commenced i.e telling us where you were posted to.

Abbasufi: PSOTO U R D 1 DAT IS ALWAYS AWAY,WHER U GO TODAY.WHER CY,GOD'S CHILD
ND EVEN D GUY WHO OPEND D TTHREAD,I RARELY SEE HIM

...ehmmmm...let me answer on behalf of Psoto n i quote "i don't do day, i do 9t" ...Hope that has answered ur question?...As for God's-child, he is busy in his farm...u knw we neva start 2 do farming untop internet for this part of d world ...As for me bro i've been around, as i xplained ealier na work old me but thnk God am done for today!

Sexy:ify:
[color=#006600][/color]This thread has been very interested but i have 2 correct sumtin here. Is nt guyz hostel because girls ar here 2, so u pple shuld acknowledge us. Keep the thread moving. **ONE LOVE**

My dear na ur 6ta tok am o! I believe she said so coz of d dominance of guyz...anyway, sha we r just trying to catch fun...By d way, aw r u doing?

Abbasufi: MY BRO CY09 WAT U INVESTIGATIN?

I had wanted to investigate the folowing:
*Those that dnt do day but 9t only
*Those females who visit guyz hostel @ 9t since here is now guyz hostel 4 now
*Those who sneak out of the hostel @ 9t
*Those who keep the ladies company when they visit the guyz hostel @ 9t
...and a whole lots of others...but i have 2 drop investigation cos alot of peepz r gonna b indicted...Aw u doing bruv?

SBabaJ: CY., That's SuperSMART! I Like That. I Call It Investigative Reasoning...Even Though It Could Easily Pass For A Conspiracy Theory.

hahahahaha, tnx bro...na wetin 2 many crime movies dey cause... As for the bolded don't let me follow this matter up cos i c u being in da picture

Gods-child:
hahahaha..*laughing*...bro, you're on point!

My bro, gud morn n aw was ya 9t? hope u r seeing what Abbasufi and Psoto r doing while we are away?...seems only Sbabaj stood in for us.
Ehen to the new guy "Horbasco", u are most welcome to the most peaceful and respectful home on nairaland, where every1 is his brothers keeper. We don't do abuses here so try 2 avoid such. You will get to meet other members of the house soonest. We all here are prospective corpers and by the grace of God we are gonna b in camp come this Nov and probably get to meet eachother face-2-face...So b cool and always keep a date with us here cos soonest u r gonna start getting updates...Once again u r higly welcome.

psoto: Ok, let's hope so, but were u busy ystd? ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ "morning" was fine. I don't do nights, I do mornings ...

hmmmmmmmmm, i no tok anytin o!

psoto: Na wa for dis boy's hostel o. I wonder wat all d guys did wit their strength durong d day. Una too D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sleep early joor. I'm d only one awake I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ dis dormitory, I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fact, I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d whole hostel sef.

i am trying 2 reconcile d 2 bolded...ehmmm, jst wondering o, wetin u dey always find for boys hostel?

Abbasufi: PSOTO I JUST DEY O BUT JST MISS[/b]IN [b]U, CYO9 ITS NOT LATE NA AH AH, ALL DIS GUYS HMMM M SEEIN U IN HD.

hmmmmmm...i think am putting d pieces 2geda...investigation continues

Abbasufi: WHERE IS PSOTO, AM MISSIN HER OOOO

U no dey sleep?

Abbasufi: WHERE IS PSOTO, AM MISSIN HER OOOO

U no dey sleep?

hardywaltz: How on earth this piece of crap made the front page will remain a mystery. Soon two primary school kids fighting along their way home will soon make front page.

Whats wrong with it being on the front page

Jarus: I hope they have blocked all those bush paths I used to sneak through to town when I was there

hahahahahahahahahaha...you have exposed yourself
Fine they may be able to protect corpers in camp, my quegstion is what happens to them after the camping...will they be provided with personal security?

Gods-child:
Ohhhhhh!!!....you caught me sha!...pants down!...See, cos of where you schooled I thought you are non-yoruba but you proved me wrong...It was intentional & I knew someone would still challenge me on that but i never expected it to be you...#thumbs-up#...my day was fine oo, how work today?

LWKMDFH ....what makes u fink am not yoruba?...anyway sha, fanks 4 d compliment...Work 3day was cool untill towards closing time when some issues arose...was like WTF!...anyway i had to do the little i could n leave the rest for 2moro. Hope say rain dey gree u cultivate sha?

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I caught u!

those wey dey see person 4 3d...me sef dey see u 4...HD

psoto: May d souls of all corpers who lost their lives I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d Bauchi NYSC camp bomb blast today rest I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ peace. Amen. D leadership if dis country is jst a mess. #sadface#

Psoto, itz a rumour, no one there was no bomb blast and no 1 died.

Sexy:ify:
Thatz nice 2 hear. Am happy 4 that keep it up. **ONE LOVE**

Tnx xo xo much, will contribute in making sure here is serene. i dey hail u 2 o!

Gods-child:
Wetin?...which kind maturity?...you no see my name ni?...Gods-"CHILD"...I be small pickin jor...Yoruba people talk(as i subtitle): 'small pickin no dey dey market, make elder head twist'...#laughs#...One love bro!

@ bolded, u put front tire 4 back come kari back tire go front. Make i help correct u cos i no say na mistake u make. "elder no dey dey market. make small pikin head twist"...that is 2 say, "agba kin wa loja ki ori omo tuntun wo". Anyway sha, aw 2day na? i can't wait to start getting info about Nov batch.

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psoto: Dats more like it bro. I'm impressed. Seriously, "all praised n much adored psoto?" I'm blushing. Its a matter of time, we'll all get τ̅☺ know ourselves better. As regards news abt Nov batch, of course, anyone wif any info will inform d rest of us, after all, that's d essence of d thread. But I don't tink there will b any news for now sha. Its kinda early. Once again bro, I'm impressed.
Banttieman, show face o...

hahahahahahaha! I'm happy u r blushing. U guyz here are all wonderful! I hope u guyz will b coming here frequently to make this thread an enjoyable one.
Gods-child, u 2 much bro... 4 ur mind u dey form maturity abi? psoto don use style praise u, n i knw say ur head go dey swell now...anyway keep up d good work. Sexy:ify, we will do our best to keep the thread peacefull n enjoyable, with the likes of Gods-child, no shaking. ...for now am back to work.

Gods-child:
CY my bro, I dey cool...but seriously, what I saw in your previous post is unfair...I'm sure BANNTIEMAN never meant an insult by intervening on BREZZYBONE's behalf...its a brother looking out for a brother...I know its what you'll do if it were me cos its what I'll do for you & same as everyone on this thread...Please for the sake of peace to reign, I think you should just let it go...okay?

Bro, no vex jare am not really like that...I'm sorry for that outburst...Banntieman abeg no vex o, i wouldn't want this thread to go abusive the way most thread do on Nairaland. Please, hope the house accepsts ma apology ...Anyway, is good knowing the all praised n much adored Psoto is back. Welcome back sis, and hope to get more acquinted with you...As regards the thread, please any house member who gets hold of any info as regards Nov batch, such person should not hesitate to share such with us.

Gods-child, my bro aw u dey jare?

Gods-child:
hahaa...no be so nah...I trust he really meant the appreciation...We are one.
@CY09 am right shey?

My bro i wonder if am suppose to write a text book of appreciation before this guy understands that i was appreciative....besides whats hi stress? jumping into issues that does not concern him! ....person wey i thank no complain u come dey drink panadol 4 anoda person headache! mtcheeeeeeeew

Brezzybone: You are very welcome. Psoto is our undisputed first lady except if there is any i dnt knw of.

CY09: Thanks for the intro

banttieman: Bro u dey vex?

Banttieman, point out the vexation in what i said before i pick on u!

Kobojunkie: Stop playing ignorant . . . Boko Haram has been against Western Education and for the establishment of an islamic state from the very beginning. Your refusal to listen to em is just that, yours.

U must be a big i.d.i.o.t! What is your point here? did u check out that link? What has children and mothers got to do with western education? If the bastards BokoHaram are against western education they should start by maiming their leaders who had western education. Besides the technology they use in carryiong out this distasteful act if i may ask is a product of what, their islamic education? Guy see caution with ur words o!

This thread just shows how majority of Nigerians reason. Na wa o! See comments, some no even understand the poster before dropping their comments. We always like chasing shadows in this part of the world.

I don't know if some people reason through their anus, it is evident that there are security challenges in most of, if not all the Northern States. Common sense should be applied in the application of laws. In a situation where there is threat to life, i think life is more important than any law whatsoever. Besides is not as if these guyz are military men who have signed to die for the country.

Federal Government has overruled the National Youth Service Corps on the redeployment of corps members from troubled states.

Minister of Youth Development, Alhaji Inuwa Abdulkadir, said this at a news conference in Abuja on Tuesday. Abdulkadir insisted that corps members would be posted to Borno, Yobe and other troubled states.

His positing supersedes an earlier concession granted to the affected corps members by the Director-General of the NYSC, Brig.-General Nnamdi Okore-Affia.

The DG, had in a statement on July 5 directed corps members posted to Yobe to proceed to Nasarawa State, while those scheduled to have their orientation in Borno were directed to Benue State.

The minister argued that the issue of posting of corps members to states other than their states of origin was enshrined in the relevant laws establishing the scheme.

Abdulkadir said any other form of concessional posting of corps members apart from the grounds of health and marriage would require constitutional amendment.

On the resolution passed by the House of Representatives, he said the position of the ministry remained the position of the law.

The House had in a resolution said the NYSC should halt posting of corps members to troubled states.

The minister said, “Talking about the National Assembly’s resolution vis-a vis our position here. My position is that of the law.

“The fundamental thing is that the NYSC is a constitutional issue; the constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, which is supreme.

“Of course, the NYSC initially was established through a military decree in 1973 because of its potential to the existence of Nigeria as a nation.

“And in pursuance of a deliberate policy to set up something that will always and continue to integrate Nigerians and bring about harmony amongst Nigerians, among other things, the framers of the 1979 Constitution deemed it fit to make the NYSC law part of the constitution.

” So if you are going to make any amendment to the NYSC or alter anything, you have to alter the constitution. That is the position.

“In that regard, posting of corps members to states, apart from their own, except in some special circumstances, is governed by the law and must be adhered to.”

He recalled that many Nigerians died during the civil war.

The minister stated, “Don’t forget that a number of people went to the civil war. A number of Nigerians went to the war front they were killed they left families.

“There are people who up till now who for no fault of theirs because by circumstances they were born during the period of the war they were not armed they got incapacitated. They have disabilities and they are living with those disabilities because of the war. This is a sacrifice to the nation.”

He criticised the protest by some corps members in Abuja, saying at the time of the protest the protesters, who wore NYSC uniform, had not registered.

Abdulkadir said, “How did they even get uniforms to wear? If they are really mobilised to go and serve where did they get the corpers’ uniform to come and assemble before the office of the NYSC to say they are protesting that they want to go or will not go.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-overrules-nysc-on-postings-to-troubled-states/

Brezzybone: You are very welcome. Psoto is our undisputed first lady except if there is any i dnt knw of.

Thanks for the intro

Gods-child:
Hmmmm...So touching!...Its like some of us on this thread have faced mutual challenges...Mine was MTH201 which I didn't pass in 200L, I couldn't do it again cos it kept clashing with other papers(even till 500L), little did I know it would cost me this much...I was hoping it would be waived off my result during compilation since it was the only impeding course, but lo & behold!...my department refused(but they helped some people), I had to rewrite it in May...Though the result is not yet out but I trust my GOD, HE has not brought me this far to let me down!...That's the reason for my presence on this thread as well...you know when you meet people with the same objective as yours, it alleviates your pains & you keep looking ahead...Solitude is a very bad experience!
i strongly believe GOD has a purpose for everything...As a Christian, I know "all things work together for good to them that love GOD, to them who are called according to HIS purpose"...
BUT! All that is in the past now, it has turned to 'Super Story'...Here we are, sharing the fun!*FANTA*....lolzzzz

My case was a result of victimization... but i thank it all brought me good tidings!

Korrection: This is called GRAMMATICAL INNUENDO...SPEAK MORE FOR YOUR SERVANT HEARETH

laugh don make me fall comot 4 ma chair! NLanders no go kill person

Billyonaire: Who cares ? One hardly sit down on computers these days.

Speak for yourself only, am always on my system 24/7!