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rachealfst:On board thanks for the invitation |
oodua1stson:No you haven't answered my questions |
oodua1stson:What is this one saying? Brymo made who stars? Just stop smoking weed
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GTA Vice City Let's not talk about the game ending, there are some mission that will make you cry itself. Take Demolition Man for instance. Chai that mission en
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folashade96:Were you forced or threatened to make a comment |
This question was asked on Twitter moments ago; "As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?"Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed. Nigerians, I hail thee 1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate... 2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family. 3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi? 4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me. 5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm 6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman 7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply? 8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start? 9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together. 10. Me that i will even use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat |
Patrick051:whatsapp? |
Patrick051:1.5k for 2,700 followers |
aye le oooo
ibosi ooo |
This one is strong ooo Imagining charging cars. Can it work at my area sha, power supply is crippled. Very soon we'll be charging our footwear, clothes, freezer, tv, chairs, electric iron in short all house appliances |
Patrick051:Let's negotiate |
If you sell active twitter followers; comment ASAP or if you know someone who sells mention him/her Needed Urgently |
I wonder how skyline of mainland go be especially Iyana Ipaja, Ikeja, Agege, Oshodi, Ile-Epo, Super, etc. |
Forget the UI, VLC is the best. If you're not using it that's because you don't know how to use it. Just see me work with VLC. A funny part is that some of us don't know that VLC is an abbreviation and if you know, you don't know what the abbreviation stands for. VideoLan Community media player anyday, anytime, anywhere |
lilfreezy:And who says VLC can't? |
KimberlyWest:issokay no wahala |
Their father
their dad i feel like fighting one Apollux a job weldone |
KimberlyWest:eish!!! There's another option toon your pic, so we'll not see the real you gan gan |
KimberlyWest |
NowPlaying Iyanya x LadiPoe- Not Forgotten |
EvaJael:Lol am not a writer ooo, should be taking lessons from you ni |
Nice one OP The working prototype has been done 2 years ago (2015) https://adedayoblogs./2015/11/14/the-inventor-of-light-based-li-fi-internet-has-completed-the-first-working-prototype/ |
Agent X How about if we castrate Eliot or do you have a better option or put a bullet just below the heart ( slow death) or a bullet at the base of the skull( instant death) or we dismember him( limbs first) |
Rappers 1. MI - ( Illegal Music III) MI is a very talented rapper i fell in love with the above album not to mention songs like The Middle, Monkey 2. Ice Prince- I love this guy so much. Listen to trillions, loose cannon 3. Poe (Ladipoe)- This guy is just too good. The guy has great Punchlines. He was featured by Ice Prince in Mr Poe Mr Ice "i swear am living my dreams till i woke up from my dreams and realised am still in Lagos". This line got me too bad he's signed to Mavins and not Choc City. Listen to Lifelines, Man Already, Can't forget, Who you epp(refix), Adore her. And also his freestyle and interview on factory 78. 4. Vector- This guy na machine gun. Listen to his August 2 freestyle, Shook Ones with Jesse Jagz " Am a legend just like my last name Kuti, i don't give a damn, gbogbo werey yin ti sumi" 5. Jesse Jagz Above all MI Abaga na baba and Eva Alordiah na mama |
EvaJael:We shall see i was born predicting |
crislyn:You do graphics? Speaking of money, the rate i dream of money these days is something else. There's this new way i earn now. If you're interested |
EvaJael:lol that not all sef, i still got like 10 left |
I have this feeling that something will go wrong |
I must watch this movie |
If ghostwritter no mention me ehn i go scatter nairaland |
EvaJael:you better goan update before i call the Nigeria Armed Forces, US Marines and Special Forces, FBI, CIA, MI2, MI6, DSS, Secret Service, SSS on you |