₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Nigerian boyfriends: they see relationship as a f^ck spree . They claim to love you for you, but when you withhold the punny, their character changes. They become frustrated and are ready to dump you for the next girl.

They will say sex is part of love, they sabi love 5 girls at a time na, their love na division of labour. Then later say they wanna marry virgin. Na thunder go fire all of una, refurbished olosho shall be your portions.

They ask what you are bringing to the table, whereas they bring nothing aside their dicks. How many of you have asked your gf what her GP is? Foolish guys

In a nutshell...the average Nigerian guy with his warped mentality, deserves the kind of girl you just described.

The good guys are hooking good girls. These ones are nagging morning to night. No wonder you guys don't have time to hustle. Woman matter done fry una senses.

loud speaker see how u dey insult ur elders...at d end na 1 mumu man go marry u put for house..

orubebe pls forgive nigerian....cus we too we cant take dis anymore..

haywire07:
Let's see urs . Ode

U think everyone needs artificial nails and stuffs to look beautiful? Shame

ode abi aburo oloshi..

Sunnymatey:
Go girl, u rep wella. Having been a house mate for 28days is victory already. U hav sold ur brand, from now hence u will eat with kings and queens. Africa and beyond knws u now. Pls when u finally grap the power, use it well.

which brand abeg? soma n bally bleep her b4 she left nau??

HitlerGaddafi:
Make dem give you one for chest first make you confirm.

1 shot 99 died.

HitlerGaddafi:
Make dem give you one for chest first make you confirm.

1 shot 99 died.

dey are here in d north contact me i ll help talk to d people around here if they cn help.08189745434

DrayDDon:
Dude I don't speak that bullshit, reconstruct your grammar if you need a suitable reply. fvcking retard!!

d solution to ur problem right now is flagyl n palm oil.

Ginaz:
I love dogs so much, I don't like big dogs, the ones that look cute like a puppy is my kind of dog.

What is the name of this breed guys? This is my type of dog but I heard they need special care and are expensive. True?

haba hann hann dnt tell me u never see lhasa b4?

wetin d rest dey wait for una no go join handx 2geda rent a crib n shun d man once n for all until iz eyes see him ears.

just like dat i go just waka go plug 30million for tree to buy ijapa...say cus my mumu dn reach 100% abi?

BrutalJab:
They robbed 11pm this night, Police come crime scene by 3 am the next morning.


I am not understanding

abeg help me dem where our airforce dey? wetin do our helicopter?

LegendaryArnold:
How did the robbers get to escape?

d story sef get k leg...cus sumtym na cause of pothole dey cus all dis.. beside shey we no get airforce for dis country again? abi dem dn sell our helicopter finish ni?

soberdrunk:
The price nor even vex me, wetin dey vex me nah all these girls way go come over and be like "can i wear your boxers"?, just because we "did" ourselves doesnt mean i want to share something as intimate as "boxers" with you

so u dey try tell us say all ur babes na anyhow babes dem be right?

cocaineaddict:
RIP sir. Used to enjoy the man's news rendation

somebody shud go n kidnap dis aburo oloshi fone right now.

Oyind17:
Good to know

I pity those wey dey drink well and stream water

last tym i visited a frnd in sokoto i saw a guy drinkin frm a bucket used in parking sand very dirty bucket bt d man no send..wetin come shock me pass na when d guy drink d water finish cme begin tell gate man to open d gate for him to park iz jeep inside 1 nice huge mansion..saw sum kids runnin to him like baba baba baba...na der my guy tell me say na d man get d house n he do frequent dubai like no 2moro i waz like WTF!!!!! hausa people ehnnn der body system no b here.

ojun50:
Only in lagos u see elephant flying

what of jumbo d flyin elephant from uk #disneyworld.

optional1:
she dey mad....

Water and kerosine smell same way... Abi she no get nose to smell....



A drop of kerosine can smell for africa, a drop in a soup spoil dey soup forever..


She most be very careless and stupiid...





RIP to d innocent child.

yes kerosine dey smell well well bt no forget say na kerosine she dey sell also n d whole place na smell of kerosine. n again She being ignorant of the actual content of said plastic
bottle mistook it for an identical one that her older
kids had brought to the shop earlier,hope say u understnd dat 1?

DrayDDon:
One question for you dude, "wetin concern you??"

e be like say na sour breast milk u suck wen dem born u abi?

[quote author=DrayDDon post=53682805]Fool. it is right in your mouth. why not cut it off?
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so wetin come bring d insult nw?? callin him a fool...u get luck say i no b god.

hmmmm meanwhile lemme go back n continuel TREMORS old movie n very intresting.

KVC1970:
Hair dresser or not she is a hardworking lady.
Natural and beautiful.
Omalicha nwa

yes omalicha nwa indeed d beautiful liar.

and some idiots wz sayin live all her live in abroad....shey na d abroad b dis?

pyyxxaro:
Devil don finally pick her call

assumin she is ur sister..or let say ur aunty d 1 dat used to backd u when ur mum is nt around.

dominique:
Bloody liar. How can a decently dressed girl give in to your advances and follow you to your place to spend the night. He's nothing but a ruthless ritual killer, I hope he gets executed.

so na decently ur own babe tek dey deceive u? ehya.