₦airaland Forum

chloedogie:
I don't know why you buy generator and keep at home when NEPA is doing fine. I don't know why you dig a borehole or well when govt water runs everyday. I don't know why you live in a fenced apartment when the oyinbos don't have fence. I don't know why you live in a house that has window burglar-proof when oyinbos don't put it on theirs.

sean1000x:
Benue people with all due respect...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? Are they men in Benue? Are you people okay? Can't you see why IPOB is fighting to separate themselves from Hausa-Fulani and their minion Yorubaas.. to STOP THIS EVIL YOU SEE HAPPENING IN YOUR LAND. They have been killing you people since 3-4 yrs ago and no security arrangement made to stop it, nor arrest of the perpetrators. Don't you know they are trying to exterminate you people? You don't have to be part of Biafraa, the goal is to separate from this wicked country and you form your own country with some other states in the middle belt. Security pact can be signed the Republic of Biafraa to protect your country against Fulani Invasion. Trust Biafraans...we will deal with any idiotss that dare encroach on Biafraa land and allies. What Israel is doing to Arab countries will be a child's play to what we will do to Arewa and Oduduwa if they misbehave, particularly Oduduwa who are responsible for all these problems in Nigeria for supporting evil. You can't be suffering like this and government is not doing anything to help you! Benue people...WAKE UP!

dairykidd:
Yeah welcome..but you are not Ike are u?

sasko:
""The same man do tell my wife about his wife inability to conceive the second child ""


If you can not make your wife to quit her job because of financial contribution in running of your home then put it to her and make it bold that the paternity of your unborn children will be examined henceforth


If you don't do that she would conceive for her boss and deceive you into believing it's your child
.

DLondonboiy:
Calm down my brother, I'm sure you are overreacting.

Take your wife out tomorrow, maybe to a fine restaurant, and talk to her..She's your wife, so I believe you can talk to her.

Ask her if the tables were turned and you are the one always calling another woman, chatting with another woman and all whatnot, ask her how she would feel?

Her response would tell you the next line of action to take...

ameezy:
Sometimes i wonder why dem born me for this country

Ighoga898:
I guess d OP prearranged d whole thing. If not can someone tell me what kind of exam dey ask ''what's food poisoning''

Smallville10:
hahahahahaaha chill na. Doesnt ur boyfriend workout

MrTeeo:
Where is Seun Osewa's photograph.. . That dude is always in ghost mode

kogistar:
you think army is going to pay that money? who told her to challenge soldier? besides, that scars on her back looks fake

farouk0403:
cane? ooh I forgot I should have used it.

but dont worry next time if they try this sh!t on me, I will probably use cane,


On the serious note, using something to defend my self is suicidal,

jumpandpas:
They no see better terrorists to arrest na these deaf and dumb they see ni.

Before na flag and Koran now na deaf and dumb e remain the blind and cripple make e complete. YEYE DEY SMELL.
Make dem slaughter them, give Buhari their blood make him drink to top up the one wey him drink for London.

Hamsaini:
Number one, unopposed...my Etisalat number 08066630814

Lincoln275:
wait oooo, are u talking to me? u just put urself in trouble and u don't know

farouk0403:
Lols even if they will drag me by force I wont follow them.

farouk0403:
Military zone keep off!!!

yeeepa we don reach!

Bokoharam are set of Lunatics, they are suffering from a disease called westernerphobia anything about western life is not welcome in their dictionary, they prefer to live a 7th century life. what a pity

I can remember in 2009 I had an arguement with a potential bokoharam terrorist, I told him that the world cannot thrive without Technology and invention,
and technology and invention cannot be possible without education (boko).
But the blocked head lunatic failed to understand, rather he preferred to attack me with aggressiveness and also tag me as a infidel.

fast forwarded 2012 they came out and show theirselves to the world and their agenda without iota of shame, they started by killing police, government workers, clerics(both muslim and christians clerics)


In 2013 20th ramadan (fasting) around 11:30 pm "I can never forget that day in my life" I came back from school for a short break,
Bokoharam members invade our home about 8 of them, and luckily my dad was not in town, twas me, my mom, my elder sis, and my 2 junior siblings, as of that time there was no network in Borno.
Two of them came through the front entrance putting a mask, with a gun in their hands,
"That time every soul in the state was living in fear", so we were all in the living room talking in low tune, suddenly we heard a knock and we were not expecting any body.
Twas my elder sis that gather the courage and asked who was it, and they told her "ku bude kofan" meaning open the door, she insisted to know who was at the door but it was in vain, and suddenly she made up her mind to open the door, ( in my mind I said what sort of nonsense is these, are you for real to open the door?) I was confused, I was looking for a place to hide, and the first thing that came to my mind was, I was wearing a camouflage threequater trouser, I hurried up and change it.

The lunatics keep on banging the door, then we all make a decision to open it,
I knew that if there would be any casualty it will be me, so I begged my mom for forgiveness and my siblings,

My sister told them to entered through the second entrance, in few minutes they already did, it only remain the last door that is between us, and finally my sis opened it, and they told her to laid down head facing ground, same to the rest of my siblings, remain me and my mom, my mom stepped out and they told her samething, remain only me, as I came out they I just heard my self on group with a very serious pain behind the back of my head, I heard them faintly telling me that I was inside and I aloud my sis to be talking, I just told them I was sorry,


After all these the first question they asked was where is our dad, then my mom answered the he had travelled with his wife, and they asked her who she was, and she is speechless, She didn't knew that they knew her, then one of their boss came in and started yelling, atlast she admitted who she was.

then they asked her why is she encouraging western education after all she knew it was haram, then she told them that she have already resigned day before they came,

I am tired let me cut it short"

atlast her excused worked out for us,

They started unnecessary preaching and lame advice, telling us they are doing it for our own good telling us democracy is not good bla bla bla. we just keep on nodding.

After they left, we found out that our security men fled, and they have a hand in it,

As dawn breaks, I took my bag, I told my mom that we should leave Asap, but she said that she will not because they will think that we ran,

thats how I left them to Abuja direct, after 2 weeks they followed me joined.

Lincoln275:
summary is needed

chloride6:
Remove the sim and put in another phone na!

Haba! Small matter!

When the person calls, arrange to return the phone.

Kingspin:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/03/ife-clash-afenifere-opc-kick-one-sided-arrest/

blasiangurl85:
Please don't kill those kittens. Do you stay in lagos? I will gladly take them if you do. The mother must have eaten something poisonous.

Durentmoney:
yes. All d witches wey dey him body

colossus2:
If I tear you slap ehnnnnnn