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stefanweeks:
Shu son la
Meaning Happy New year in chinko

say it fast......MY SHOE SHALL SOON SHINE AGAIN...it mean i wish u d same in chinko.

dahelite9:
Hello all, I am a fresh graduate of uniben and I just collected my weekly contribution(commonly called ajó). The money is actually 105k, but am really confused on what to start up with the money.

Any business idea is welcomed either online or offline.

i knw u are cnfuse truth is dat money no get respect for anybody...i ll advice u tek dat money bk to d bnk n destroy ur atm card...but if tink of buying n sellin hit me up i shuttle between lagos n sokoto.i cn help u pakage ur stuff if iz sumtin dey need over der mostly wears n sneaker.electronic gadget.08189745434...

dry weddin cus of her bad mouth.

Explorers:
The body of John Torrington.



In the 1840s,John Torrington and a crew of 100 explorers sailed thousands of miles away from civilization in the arctic attempted to find the fabled Northwest Passage that would allow for quicker and safer travel between North America and Asia.

However, during the expedition, Torrington’s ship was damaged, and the crew was forced to abandon and trek back through Canada on foot.

No one made it back.

136 years another crew set sail to recover their bodies, upon opening the graves, the scientists were simply baffled by what they found: three perfectly preserved bodies who stared back at time.

Torrington’s body was buried along the way, perfectly preserved by the frigid temperatures.




see more here;

https://www.nairaland.com/3436658/amazing-mummy-discoveries-around-world

so who buryz dem in d first plc?

SalomonKane:
Well I'll still smash that ass, from behind though. Then again, what are condoms for?

tripple d condom...then use acid to flush ur stomach.

Explorers:
Starving Sudanese child is stalked, and eyed hungrily, by a starving vulture.

This contrast of a plump vulture and a starving, emaciated Sudanese girl is striking, alarming and won the photographer, Kevin Carter, a Pulitzer Prize for feature photography.

The girl was on her way to a feeding center, when she collapsed.

When asked about the fate of the girl, Kevin Carter said that she resumed her trek to the center, while he chased away the vulture.

However, he added, that it is unlikely she survived.

so d kelvin been want mek d vulture eat d babe abi? n him evn get mouth to say d girl chase d vulture away n dey gave him award dat kelvin must b stupid.

eyinjuege:
Peadophiles always take advantage of their prey, they know what they're doing for sure. Forcefully sleeping with a 2 year old girl or raping a 7year old boy to coma deserves the maximum punishment possible. The country is going backward because we refuse to do the needful with corrupt officials. I feel stealing from public coffers should be seen as treason punishable by death. Yes, if that's in place, I doubt our country would be going backwards. So go and work on yourself. Don't be deceive that as a "sick" paedophile, you would still go and rape a child or touch a child inappropriately when people are around.You only do it when others are not there because you know its wrong, and dont want to be caught . You do it deliberately, preying on those weaker than you.

never knew i wz respoundin bk.dude are u 1 of dem cus u seem to knw every..hmmmm small small ooo.

dingbang:
See what DAT lady wore in the ashebi train

see where ur eyes go inside dis recession.

eyinjuege:
We see you closet paedos.

I believe you paedophiles deserve the maximum penalty. Our judiciary still allows the maximum death penalty in Nigeria, so those of you hunting young preys, and defiling the young children around should also be hunted.

lolz my name aint you....if killin is everytin by nw dem for dn kill u tey tey cus of d evil mind wey u get...i see paedophile as sick people....n am sure u must b 1 of dem sick people who tink killin is d solution....dat y dis country keep going backward.

Luizkid:
no matter how sparkling they look, i just hate Snakes

just raise a big flat stone on drop it like it hoton dem.

Friendzone:
Why She dey bend leg like this ) ?

na imbicile she b b4 in her formal life....no mind sum girls wey dey find bow leg n God refuse to giv dem bow leg..

nnamdi kanu will be nexf..abeg mek dem do go rescue d guy jur....

engrMikemd:
I don't think any sane person looking a a job a job will ask 'why is this opening available'

even in der dream dey wudnt dare..once dey ask u question finish u will hear NEXT PERSON PLS!!!

CaroLyner:
but why would the kids tear their uniforms like hers

abeg help me ask am.....if no b only pikin wey dem born troway go get dat kind mind to tear him uniform.

dey shud burn down d station.

BlackDBagba:
What does this man do for a living

wait for me early at 4am in the middle of 3,rd mainland bridge i will cme n show u wax he doz for a livin..iz a fisherman under d bridge..

[quote author=prestigiouslady post=53090114]Good afternoon Familanders.

I'm in dire need of advice hence my write up.
I'm a single mum of one, I got separated from my ex two years ago...though we are not officially divorced yet. After things got pretty nasty and he had to chase me back home (prior to this, my folks had wanted me to come back home due to his constant abuse)... I thought we could resolve issues, we both tried to but he's just like a smoke, he can't hide his character for too long..he's hot tempered, egoistic, and he can so mouth trash me(emotional abuse).he grew up in a home where his mum was the C in C, so he hates women trying to have a say.I must always do whatever he says not minding if I'm comfortable or not. I have my own share of the blame cos sometimes, he pushes me and I react back, so I'm not saying I'm a saint either. But my friends and family knows I'm not a trouble maker.

So I've been alone for two years, no date, no relationship cos I'm still officially married to him.. I went to see some of his friends and they told me to move on without him, its sad but they couldn't hide it anymore, he has moved on even so show casing a lady around as his new found love..but when things go down the drain between him and his gf, he comes back to me trying to see if we can make things work.

Now I have two problems here,
1. I don't want to be the one to sue for a divorce cos he will blackmail me emotionally (he tells everyone who cares to listen that he didn't chase me out of the house but I left cos I couldn't endure which is a lie from the deepest part of hell)... he doesn't want to sue for a divorce too.

2. I'm becoming too lonely, most night I cry myself to bed.. the last time we spoke, he told me "you're a very good lady, I love you but I really don't know why things arent working between us".. I know he loves me but I'm becoming too lonely and I don't want to cheat on him.

3. Around July 2016,a friend of mine (family friend) has been on my neck for a relationship, I've known him for a while, he was there for me all through when things was bad, he is a good man and he knows I'm separated (he's officially divorced to a white woman)...he's like everything I want in a man.

I really don't know what to do...do I sue for a divorce? or go into a relationship with my new guy for the main time..please help me.


Thank you

when u 1st met him he waz everytin u need in a man...nw dat u av seen part 2.u are cnfuse....u av met anoda 1 again n he iz everytin u need in a man..ok ooo let pray dis 1 end in part 1.

Martinez19:
I smell lies

Na you marry your wife or na she marry you?

b4 nko if woman say she no go marry u..will u force her? na woman dey marry man na....bt na man dey carry him family go kidnap d woman frm her family with permision.

eyinjuege:
Yes, and yea and yes.
Is it OK for a woman to bath a son more than 3 years?
Not all men are paedophiles. What can be the temptation in a normal person? How can any normal person be tempted by a 10 year old girl? Talk less of a 5year old?
Please, paedophiles are not normal people. They should be put down, killed so we can rid our society of such scum.

u must b a bush hunter in ur formal life..dat y to kill anytin killable no dey hard u again.

Flyingngel:
Pls i will make this very brief. Since when i got married to my wife i have tried to be helpful in the home front but it seem she want to capitalize on that.

She has been doing these many times and i overlook, yesterday own got me mad which i begin thinking if marrying is bad. I came back frm work and she ask me to help her with our baby which i did; but when she came she now told me that i am going to cook the soup, which i told her it has been long i did that rather she can tell what what do - like preparing the ingredients then she will cook. Pls note i wake up everyday by 5am wash d plate, sweep the house and d outside even wash her cloth anything she can't.
Yesterday she said if i don't cook which i stood my ground, then we are going to sleep empty stomach and that was what she did.
My people pls is there any wrong i have done. I am a faithful husband, i assist her in anyway i can but she alway want me to submit to everything she says.
Pls help me with ur opinion because i am weak.

Modified: to those that says am lying, well it is up to you to believe but i need ur opinion. I seldom post since 2012 i registered officially here.

If u are not married, pls pray to whatever God that u serve to give u a woman that understand and respect u no matter the circumstances.

sorry op abeg who pay for d head? shey na she carry people mek dem cme marry u? her papa na soldier? well i cnt say anytin here na u give her d long rope in d 1st stage.

ollah1:
Are u for real?


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yeah...sumtin like she wz tryin to clean d guy house when she found sum guns...she went home n decided to cut off with d guy when d guy demand to knw wz going on.i guess d girl family ask d guy to live dat she aint intrested anymre.only for d evil guy to return n murder abt 5people..her mum.d girlfrnd.n 3 of her younger sibblins d 6th person survive d gunshot to tell d story.

ajoo17:
I think she is having a problem somewhere. God is not an author of confusion. God created sex and there is a reason for it. She may not like it but that doesn't mean that she can absolve herself from it because one day her body will request for it. Sex is a food which even if you fast you will come down to it some day.

anyman wey see d pu*** must bow abi?

see dis mumu akata girl...learnin i wonder wia she fey post d peace sign dey go.

same guy dat wipe hiz girlfriend family killin dem like mosquitoes cus d girl refuse yo cntinuel d relationship with him...naija go ever dey carry last.

ehnnn ehnnn just shavin n u no fit call me? na wa for u ooo i cn evn give u 3step shavin.afro shavin.apari shavi.goati shavin.sugarbaby shavin.free of charge seg with my sterilize finger...dm me asap.

meanwhile lemme use dis oppotunity to help any corper dat needed a place to stay in sokoto(tamaje area) for 5month...all i need is sum1 dat cn maintain d place very well weda male or female..just a room n parlour selfcontain..just 3people...hit me up before i travel bk to lagos 2moro mrnin..08189745434..abeg ooo hope am doing d right thing mek person no go tink bad tinz oooo.

voicelez:
There was a country....
no light
no food
no security of lives and property
no kerosene
and what makes me cry is that there is no hope of these things in the nearest future

I remember my Dad telling me of how kids in
his days got gifts from the ‘whiteman’ for
doing well in school. It made the kids at
home excited to start school but now, we
have kids willing to learn without any
persuasion. All they ask for is free or
subsidized education. What’s our stand on
UBE exactly? What of Educational Research
and Development Council? Exactly what have
we done with our $1bn Sovereign Wealth
Fund? Still pondering ways of investing it?
I find it amusing that we have been
rehabilitating and training militants while our
NAPEP grounds to a halt. The best we could
do with the NAPEP program was tricycles?
What has SMEDAN done so far? My friend
was right. We sink too much money into
agendas, make pomp and pageantry of
instituting projects, open up parastatals, set
up committees while the rot deepens and the
citizens groan under the weight of the
burden.
I still wonder which way Nigeria.....which way to go to ...i love my fatherland......i want to know which way nigeria is heading to.

angela u sef mek u stay 1 place...na everybody dey call u ashawo d 1 u did in south africa never die finish nw u dn divert to gambia.

ruggedtimi:
Hmm...n t time the guy will wear face cap

encouragin d next thief to wear a cap next tym.nigerian n der mumunism...everytin na media.

nairaman101:
I suppose that there are lots of child prodigies in Nigeria as this lil boy, gifted with an amazing barbing skills, has been discovered. The 10 year old boy's name is Olakekan and he charges 1k per barbing and is the most sort after in the salon where he works.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPqXa6qjpDX/?taken-by=chygoz101

He wrote;

Meet OLAKEKAN the wonder kid barber responsible for my cut. He's 10 years old, in JSS1 and he earns atleast 5,000 naira daily from barbing..... Parents please stop training your children like toys. Those little kids you see at home have more in them than you can imagine... Help their future, give them a chance.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-DJmngGVw2v0/WIiQCQYiM8I/AAAAAAALfXQ/I6BgPrUMC5McywwSCzVPgit3POB2FUsnwCLcB/s400/3%2523.jpeg[/img]

http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/01/meet-10-year-old-barber-who-makes-at.html

hope say u gave him ur arm mek him barb join..

goldbim:
No smoke without fire, ignore the chinchin in Aunty kemi's brain..when you look @the way Angela okorie flaunts wealth tho it makes you wonder if Nollywood is actually an oil company...This movie go sweet sha ..waiting for Angela's response!.fiftynaira,i've reserved your seat .

u cn blame her when she iz d 1 controllin her boy boy husband.

Young03:
Girlfriend? Not wife

chukwu juu

d tin sef tired me..last year i nearly beat my girlfrnd cus of 20k wey she dey owe me....ok nw who knw if she is only pretendin to lov d guy...?