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You allow to expose blockos for road?!

Douzy:
Terror Squad indeed!

She must to lean back jo

@Trendy - you no dey hear word. Im jus do that finish

Again with the attention seeking

Douzy:
She wishes, babes!
Can she touch what she can't see? Nah!
I'm here, berrypie. Right by your side.

You for wer trouser and open door before you begin type sha

Men ke?!

trendy:
douzy leave her bed now before she forces u to do what u don't want to do

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You mean the thing wey im done do finish already?!

Me sef don dey shock for am. Paris Hilton sef no do reach dis one now

chuckdee4:
Douzy no dey use english cover am o, it must have been extra rotting advice for her Acid drop's man to take off like that

AcidDrop, Douzy and I know the advice we gave her but she knows best the ravine she chose to plunge down.

We respect patient confidentiality. And tell Cream Cracker to stop knocking down our door. No more free consultations!

Ferlie:
shebi na u be headmaster for Yaba?

Thats how I know where you dey come from.  

Fire wetin?! River dey flow uphill?

Ferlie:
cyclone ko - hurricane ni.

E be like say Yaba dey recess

Douzy:
No, that's not what he meant. Cyc's trying to say that we give delicate/sensitive advice(s) on delicate/sensitive issue(s).
Cyc, no be so? Na so!

But of course! Na who get ear go listen now. Our job na to dish. Not to worry about aftershock.

Person wey dey rely on Douzy and I for advice don already commite cardinal error, so if the outcome no come favourable whats to be done?

Creamish:
e never reach G yet ooo--i never find dictionary!

And we can see why

Chuckdee and Trendy; shine eye O!

No fears on that front Kateflow - you go need to brush off the cobwebs and find any relation ship; never mind one wey no already don begin sink. 

At least we try help somebody unlike Cream Cracker and Kateyflu wey dey try uproot the garden of Eden wey Douzy and Trendy dey plant.

Douzy:
I thought you called on me to come help you?
She go dey do "Imakwa ndi anyi bu" for the guy.

E be like say your help somehow hit center of gravity

Wo Douzy, just love all the hurt away I beg you. Trendy is ready to rock your world.  

She accuse us?! Ewu! We give am male point of view; im come go miss road for lady zone. Wetin she expect?

And we receive you with open arms

@AcidDrop - I hear tory O! You go scatter area for matter of simple apology How could you?

acidrop:
the thing is i don't apologize easily, i really tried, i asked him where he was and he was like what do u think, with a hot blone model chick, and am like y are u been like that, and i fully realised on him, couldnt help it

Which kind one be dis? Eh, AcidD? Me and Douzy beg you to go and apologise. You sef pick up phone to apologise. Na for where wire come short-circuit? You go begin throwdown like area girl. Men, I jus no sabi dat kind thing at all.

Which one una wan take me join?! I no know any of una before O!

Me I no dy stick my nose for that kind place O! I might be seeing something sha

It can work but rarely does. Most cases are of single people being tossed at each other rather than suited couples. That just wont work in most cases.

acidrop:
i smell something oooooo, douzy and trendy,

Oooh! Where you dey out nose?

Calling can be very expensive. Does he email or contact you online in any other manner. Maybe you should try other ways to communicate.

Getting a visiting visa for a young person can be hell these days. Consider a different type of visa - Working Holidaymaker, Highly skilled Worker, or student. IF you can raise £2k there are colleges that will offer you admission for some courses.

However, think carefully about whether you are making the right decision. Doyou want to leave all you have to go chasing a pipe dream?

Ok. Ima holla at him. He's just round the corner.

Forget anybody else just focus on who you want.

Eheh. So na im make you face He is somewhere just waiting for you.