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*Smh*

Vikin:
Lesson all: Fast and pray before you chop any girl punana  wey dey for West africa .

Na warning be this oh!!

^^^ buhahahahha

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=865206.msg10143002#msg10143002 date=1328628145][color=#000030]I pity Nairalanders who only got a Boyfriend/Girlfriend for valentine purposes! [/color][/quote]I pity for them too *smh*

diluminati:
Get Lost.

^^ o girl take it easy nau, na question she ask.

@op
Follow ur heart, u knw wot u want.
So do wot ever makes u happy.

op we have heard, now what do u want us to do? Clap for you or what?

Subscribing. . .

**yawns Boring**

If I believed in the crap called Valentine I would pick Killz.

Ozegbe:
Here are some few things life has to offer, I read them and they interest me so I decided to share and hope someone finds them interesting too. 1. Sleeping In on a Rainy Day – As the rain beats lightly against the window, you nestle your head deeper into your pillow. The sound is soothing and your bed feels like a sanctuary. There is no place you would rather be. 2. Finding Money You Didn’t Know You Had – You reach into your pocket and find a 1000 note bill from the last time you wore these jeans. You aren’t rich, but you are richer than you were a second earlier. 3. Making Brief Eye Contact with Someone of the Opposite Sex– You pass her on the street or in the subway. She glances up at you momentarily, making direct eye contact in a way that seems to communicate a subtle curiosity. For a split second it makes you think… and then it’s gone. 4. Skinny Dipping – There is something mysteriously liberating about being Unclad in a body of water. You are Unclad, but it feels natural, a sense of unrefined freedom. 5. Seeing a Friend Stumble Over Himself – As you walk across the street with your friend, he fails to accurately address the curb on the other side. He trips and stumbles around momentarily before regaining his footing, then swiftly attempts to play it off like nothing happened. This can be a hilarious sight if the moment is right. 6. Hearing the Right Song at the Right Moment - It doesn’t matter what the setting is, hearing the right song for that moment is one of those simple pleasures in life that instantly lifts your spirits. You could be driving home from work, hanging out at a bar with friends, or jogging. When the right song rattles your ear drums the entire meaning of life seems crystal clear. 7. The First Sip of a Beverage When You’re Thirsty – You just finished mowing the lawn or taking a long jog. The only thing on your mind is an ice- cold glass of water. When you are really, really thirsty, that first sip of any liquid beverage is sheer bliss. 8. Catching a Glimpse of Bare Skin on the Opposite Sex – For guys, it’s when the waitress bends over a little too far. For girls it’s seeing that buff guy in a Speedo. Either way, when you see a bit more skin than you were expecting on the opposite sex, you can’t help but to smirk on the inside. 9. Saying the Same Thing Simultaneously – There is a moment of silence. Then all of the sudden you and your friend blurt out the same exact set of words simultaneously. This rare occurrence is something to smile about. 10. The Pull-Through Parking Spot – You pull into a parking spot and are delighted to see the availability of the parking spot immediately in front of you. You pull through to the spot in front so that when you return to the car you can drive forward out of the parking spot. Why? Because driving backwards is a pain in the butt. 11. Realizing You Have More Time to Sleep – Something abruptly awakens you and you think it’s time to get up. Then you squint over at your alarm clock and realize you still have 2 more hours to sleep. A warm euphoric feeling shoots though your body as you glide gracefully back to your dreams. 12. People Watching – Sitting there on your bench you can see people in every direction. Tall people, small people, thin and plump. Blond, brunette, and redhead alike. Each of them has a different stride and a unique expression. As you drift from body to body you are mesmerized by what you see. 13. Putting On Clothes Straight from the Dryer – As soon as the dryer buzzes, you pull out your clothes and put them on. They feel soothingly warm on your skin and emit a fresh-scented aroma into the air. A sentiment of ease comes over you as you head out to conquer the day. 14. A Familiar Smell – You just pulled into your parent’s driveway and opened the car door. You haven’t been home in a long while. You smell familiarity in the air, the scent of a large pine tree in the neighbor’s yard. As you head through the front door, more familiar smells consume your senses. Gosh, it feels good to be home 15. The Feeling You Get When Your Idea Works – You have been struggling to resolve a complex problem all day and you just can’t seem to get it right. Filled with frustration, you decide to exercise one last idea before calling it a night. You’ve had many ideas before that failed miserably… but this time it works.

*Yawns* Can't read, too long

Until her bf gives u a slap, or wen she gives u the number The choice is urs.

Ok now what do u want us to do?

Subscribing. . .

***Just passing***

Uyi Iredia:
Your profile says you are 19 years old. Which should I believe ?

^^ believe ur EYES!!

Chimezie198:
cynthiafred. Can we settle down?

WHY? ?

Ouch anonymous are u ok? U sound sick, take it easy and take a deep breath, so u won't have another heart attack because of sexkillz. Ur health is very important u know.

^^ Good question

Mtcheeew
Very lomantic

Mtcheeeew *spits*

Mtcheeeeeew mr corckrosh has done it again.

Another nija babes bashing thread, ummmmmm I am used it already.
@op
U really need to grow up, and stop talking like a child, Just because u only date chewing gum girls don't make all nija girls the same.

blasterman:
My brother no smoke without fire You have Been WARned!!!

^^ And what are u saying?

@op follow ur heart

5 and 9, sometimes 4

Wow that's good 4 her. NEXT!!!

maclatunji:
For all of you young girls that one "mindless" boy is disturbing for February 14, you better use your head. The boy will probably steal money from his father to buy you Mr. Biggs Snacks and Ice Cream after you have queued for at least 1-hour and then will almost certainly ask for 5ex. Ask yourself, are you so cheap?

You better stay at home and find something worthwhile  to do with your time. I know so many of you will read this and not pay heed. If I see any of you crying around Nairaland about some unwanted pregnancy or STD, I am going to personally make sure that you get the word-lashing of your life.

Don't mind all of this business people that want to make quick money from this invented concept of "VALENTINE'S DAY", you don't need a day to be declared a "special day" of love. If you truly believe in the "specialness" of February 14 over any other day in terms of showing love, you need your head checked.

And then there is this rubbish that LOVE= 5EX. Who started this rubbish? If any man/boy truly loves you, he will leave you to develop into the best women you can be and honour you with a marriage proposal not turning you into some "Second-hand" material that has been used and has to be managed by someone else.

I am particularly concerned about some naive girl who doesn't even understand how easy it is to get pregnant or get infected with some serious life-changing disease that will fall for this "Valentine Day" trap and have her life irrevocably altered for the negative, that is why I am posting this. Parents too should put their daughters under their watch- Most of these girls we see on the street have parents somewhere, what are they doing?

Remember, you carry the greatest risk; the boy can walk away and lead a relatively normal life. It is you that will be left with the pain and shame.

#Thinkaboutit

^^ To long pls summaries, thank u in advance.

*Yawns* too many threads about valentine *yawns its boring*