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^^Is dat what u think?

badmrkt:
even when your guy was snatched?

Na u give me guy abi?

Lol @ replies

No regrets!!!

Awww she looks ugly, gosh is it by force?

I am gonna do Something crazy like work late come home and sleep.

Why will I need tips on spending a day alone?

drinking and getting drunk really?? Unless u are jobless so u won't be going to work the next day. . .

None, I will be too busy falling in love with my bed.

Mtcheeeeeeeeew
This is just plain stu.pidity

**yawns boring**

Lol veri funny

No be she dey go? She should foot her bills joor.

**eyes rolling** Brb

Yet Another funny thread.

*yawns* come on cut it off guys, enough already.

*Smh* Valentine fever

Funny thread

jobfront:
Because they know that you are as pretty as a female chimpanzee and cute as pregnant shrimp  , and must you have a boyfriend? When a guy come your way, you pretend you don't a guy, and when he goes, you start to cry you need a guy, what you need is a spiritual deliverance from Prophet T. B. Joshua, better get a tag soon and go see him, don't mind your studies, as a guy do you know when i had my first date? that's why most of you girls graduate with third class and be parading your boots around offices to block opportunities for innocent hardworking guys, keep searching for men, don't bend down and read,

^^^ Ouch dat hurts

freecocoa:
Oh dear,welcome to our club.
Your proper initiation will hold on 13th feb by 11:59 pm,at sapele water side,delta state,see you then. Signed
Queen of nairalnad virgins.
Grand virgin cocoa.

Come one, come all!!

Maybe, just maybe

HQ:
Forget following a Script, You're not Acting.

Be Natural. _{(But please try to hold back all the nasty bad habits)}  

+100

Thank u Lord for the gift of life.

May God Help this country

Because they think when u are fair skinned u are more noticeable than wen u are dark.

So animals don't go to heaven? Na wah Oo

I just want to say thank you Lord, for all u have done, all u are still doing and all u will do in my life.

Hello As I just saw u my heart started beating faster, I think u are the one I have been searching for, u even have my grandmothers eyes. I want u to be my wife.
I was like Huh dude like seriously mtcheeeeeew abeg shift make I pass joor.

^^Hey handsome how u?

Damoche10:
The worst thing that I hve done was to bleep three sisters, dated the one in the middle, didn't know the stories she was feeding her two sisters with. All of a sudden she brought the younger one to my house and we got connected instantly. When the sister went back to school she was always coming my house and decided not to go back home one night and we stayed up all through the night fighting KARATE then came their eldest sister too, who really wanted to know me, we met at my office cos she came marketing and probably had seen my pix on her sister's phone. Excuse me, are u Damoche? Got connected too. She waited for four solid hours till I closed from work, went to a bar, got high and went home together, U can Imagine when d YAWA BURST!!!!!! Wasn't funny at all!!!!!! They all wanted it dough but we are best of enemies today, Guess wot? I moved out of the area.

3 sisters? ? U are a veri badt boi (no offence)

^^ OK

Op is this your own way of telling us dat u are a calabar dude?