₦airaland Forum

Lagusta: Abeg stop this immature and fake familiarity joor, if you are an american nko Is your blood made of gold or your §hít smells like cologne

And FYI, we hard-core nigerians ALSO have our own emergency dispatch number, and its 767...

don't mind that fake life

Blyss: So I take that as a no. No need for the smart remark; of course I'm in the US considering that I'm an American. You don't know who I am?

stop derailing my friend

jjman2322: Wow so much attack..lol

First of all, I've traveled a lot.. Secondly, i dont tell anyone im rich, but they know within 5mins because of my car/house/etc.. im not bragging, just saying its hard to pretend you're not rich when you have a police escort because your parents wont let you go anywhere without one... because they dont want to pay any kidnap ransom..

third im not saying the girls are not CUTE, they are beautiful, im just not attracted to them.. ive tried... but they just dont do it for me... Right now im abroad and i cant stop staring at the girls i've missed these past months... I'll be in enugu soon though..

Fourth, millions of nigerians are abroad, thats not what im saying.. who cares about america.. but all im saying is i dont have a nigerian accent even if i tried.. its getting better now since im throwing in some of the little broken english i know into conversations... also i do look/dress different.. no way to explain it until you see, but when i go out i get a lot of looks.. that i dont want...

i try to blend in as much as i can, but the "FRIENDS" i have here i always have to pay for everything if i wanna go out with them.. for example not too long ago we went to a point and kill joint. i was there with like 8ppl, had tons of meat, beer, etc.. bill came out to like N60k+, of course i had to pay, since these guys/girls dont have much money..

same scenario when i go clubbing.. i gotta buy em all drinks since i have more than the guys i go out with..... i duno what else to do..

i left usa cuz parents needed me here..

empty barrel...this dude knows nothing about riches

Dyt: Don't spoil my runs ooo
U no o go church?
I will reprt u 2 D-explorer o



Op abeg come lag for jst a week
U won't spend much
Jst come wit abt 3million since u said u spend 250k at d club
We ll club everyoda day
I will even name 10 NBA teams n dere names

he has nothing to offer you...the gold digger is only looking for yankee or uk returnee to lure and scam, he must be a frustrated soul

chelseabmw: This ur address looks somehow.....sorry i ve not checked since...You have to send me a pm with your details ie BB Pin and phone number

you claimed to base in sa and ur location says coventary united kingdom....bros wetin u want sef?

Mindependent: Abeg Shiftttt me I am from Imo and I'm burriful yellow paw paw and complete opposite to what you have said so once again I beg una stop generalising o me sef I fit generalise

so you be V abi wetin you dey talk now ....@Op promiscous ladies are everywhere

Who d heck is this nincompoop for heaven sake...you damn claimed to live all ur life in the state and you could stil write perfectly in british English, stop fooling yourself, there are million of tushed babe in enugu yet u keep ranting and fumbling ...nobody shud fall for this poo oh

Lollycutie: U're a fool bigggggggg one at dat.What cant u do idiot,ur types are jst dumb n uncivilized.smh

see pot calling kettle black...you are the nincompoop here, what is damn special in that rotor toy car...I think you r the uncivilized here

is this a toy or wat?....waste of time and energy, oyibo pple will look at this poo and say african are indeed monkey

Who cares?

freecocoa: You can try faking the British accent and succeed for people who know not what the British accent sounds like.

Leave matter abeg, e no easy, I almost chop my tongue when I follow one whitey talk sometime ago .

yahoo yahoo

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Where do you think your crush would have taken you?

Did you plan on relocating to Nigeria?

Texas <>Nigeria no be easy beans.[/quote]critic! Why are u taking panadol to another person headache

Why is this thread full of ladies?....Gossip no go kill una



@op the guy in question is......








CFC

Hope lost in music industry...u can do better than dangote and otedola

Idowuogbo: Cossy! next time, u hire peeps like moi to help u yab. U no get bar joor! Dat was shyte! Persin u suppose shower wiv insult 101, wen d lonely bitter-leaf read am,na to flush her head down latrine remain. Ngowerey d crusty looking hefer wiv vintage punny.

what the fuckkkk are you feeling like.....parrot or wat?

ignis: You think the military are as flawless and untrained like the bloody civilians?

nigerian military is nothing to write home about...where were they when boko haram beat their security into their base and claimed souls...where were they when boko haram attacked SARS office in abuja and left untouched, so many cases had rendered them useless...a lot of this poo would never happen in the US military ..going to mali is nothing other than to rape and loot, no be naija army?

Handsomeemmy: just hear yourself out, everything gej gej and gej, is gej the only course you are studying in school, what do you know about the military and her policies, do you know who the head of the liberian or serri lone military is? Nigerian Army going to mali is the best thing, this is a war situation.

ur talking from the nose...how abt a recruit soldier who just finished her first degree...its happening man

Handsomeemmy: just hear yourself out, everything gej gej and gej, is gej the only course you are studying in school, what do you know about the military and her policies, do you know who the head of the liberian or serri lone military is? Nigerian Army going to mali is the best thing, this is a war situation.

how is it the best thing sir?...don't we have issues that require their presence here?

Bunch of fools that couldn't stand ordinary boko haram in their home country were sent to mali to face alqueda...most of these cowards are only there to rape and loot and as for the female soldier "figure head i guess" she has nothing doing other than cooking and serving the needs of commandant

Kudos to seun osewa buh make somebdy tell am make he change cloth for him profile pic na,so sure say dat dat lace go don fade throwway

Snazzygirl: @Cyril83, Yvete has said it all! But if u don't mind a degree u might not work with, then google 'graduate schools that don't require Gmat'. U'll see a list of schools.........choose wisely bro!

have done that b4 posting here but just dnt want to rely on that coz i learnt some included their school in the list and stil requesting for Gmat...anywayz thanks a bunch

Snazzygirl: Hello House, its been a while.......missed u guys. Judging by all the hidden posts, i guess i missed a lot....lol. I don't blame all those who have difficulties coming back to this thread after their visas o.....av been only here a week +some days and its been crazy!!! i have like a million and one things to do and d day goes quite fast. Anywayz, just checking in to see if anyone needs help. I"ll b back soon .....much love, cheers!

am planning to have my master degree in the united state, pls i would really love to know if there is any school that doesn't require GMAT...patiently waiting for your reply, thanks

obi4eze: There'll be no civil war in Nigeria. There are genuine Christians that pray for this country night and day.

whatever!...what i know for sure is God himself had turned his deaf ears towards this innocent blood sucking country...stop praying for this God forsaken country and concentrate on yourself and your household...that's how it works in naija

If this news is true then jenifer has to take heart

Who cares?

P406: has anyone been given SA visa this year in Abuja?
My friend applied since the 2nd in abuja for tourist visa
his status is still the same being processed at the high commission.
He got his first alert from vfs on the 7th after 5days saying they sent
documents to high commission same day as submission.

what is happening cos he was thinking it will be out in at least
10days but now will be 2weeks tomorrow.

ask your friend to check the receipt given to him, am very sure 14 working days will be written on it

Jenams: Looters of public funds will go to hell!

you dey there dey press pimples...hell ko alhujana ni

This yeye forum tire me sef....

Stop saying what you can't defend before my father...says oyedepo