₦airaland Forum

midolian:
Lool. The thing still dey do am like film trick.

Thank God uncle Jona didn't win the election. If uncle Jona had won, it would be easy for him to jiggle and wriggle his way out of this mess succesfully.

I don't know why they didn't send them(Lamido & sons) to ekwulobia prison sef.

NeduLuiZ:
Conji na bascard

doublewisdom:
How typical! A Northern PA.

piicity:
The man be like:
I never see this kind thing before oo

CR77:
Maybe the Masquerade is under the influence of alcohol

;DLOLZ MASQU DEY DRINK NO BE SPIRIT E BEE//

IlekeHD:
So?

They probably think Abacha is a superhero.





Your case should be taken to igwe for urgent help.

Midehi:
heavy boobs competition

chudidonas:
Waste of State money

Jacksparrow0712:
Whatever that means, same to you sir

Jacksparrow0712:
Oh! Thank God. Now I understand you. Cheers

MuguliciousMUGU:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/cocaine-capsules-burst-in-smugglers-stomach/


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Johnnoo:
Especially the brown goat...

Jacksparrow0712:
Shun cultism

BTW, so in 2015 people still play cult? what do they stand to gain as cultists? I just don't gerrit




You sound like a cultist who's been in the game for ages (no offense)

Swaggzkid:
Op which kind leaf?

INTROVERT:

jerikoyan:
iROKOtv has announced the second winner of its developer recruitment challenge. This time a lady – Oluokun Adedayo Awolowo University.

The company CEO, Jason Njoku announced few moment ago on Twitter.

About a month ago iROKO Partners co-founder, Jason Njoku announced the company was looking to recruit over 20 software engineers, with the highest tester in the recruitment test getting a cash prize of 1 million naira ($5000).

Oluokun is also a graduate from Nigeria’s Obafemi Awolowo University, like the first winner of the test rounds, Olusayo Oladeji who emerged winner last month.

https://techcabal.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/download2.jpg


http://techcabal.com/2015/07/08/girlpower-irokotvs-second-developer-millionaire-is-oluokun-adedayo/

http://www.jason.com.ng/post/123552953775/talent-is-talent-is-talent

marshalcarter:
Lmfao














100 wetin





Dis teacher mumu ooo...why will that oda guy use his spoon@the 1st place
Teacher suppose to look@the action be4 lookin@the reaction...see as the nyash cum be lyk sumtin wen dem 4get for fire

Dharniel:
wow, so T.B Joshua has a football, never knew that man was into sport.
BTW, where's the mountain

chizidgreat:
Ever since the news went viral about the UNN first year student who accidentally had her private part wounded while masturbating with a cucumber, that particular word 'cucumber' had become the most trending and the most popular word both among students and staff having metamorphosed into expressions like:

Please, let us go and cucumbate

Cucumber is the sweetest fruit on earth

Please, avoid cucumbers that are too long etc.

It went to a peak when Social Work students had to go round the school protesting against the use of cucumber and inviting students to come to their service instead of going to the point of using cucumber.

The one that annoyed me personally is when some rude boy use. the unfortunate incident to make jest of some girls who do not have boyfriends as though it had now become more trendy to fornicate with clear eyes.

I implore everybody to use their tongues and count their teeth. The way everyone shouts out the girl's issue as if they are all saints makes me think twice about our generation.


It behoves my thinking when I think that we hear terrible news of immorality and rape and child molestation every day and yet people only make jest of them instead.

I think we should seek to get closer to God and seek the help of the Holy Spirit at this trends

whirlwind7:
C'mon!
Anyone who assumes that his ghost did this, must be a slowpoke.

Of course, someone who is aware of the young man's death, and who knows his accounts details committed this fraud.
Since the withdrawals was via ATM, the crook should have been caught on it's camera, right?

Who applied for and processed the requirements for the debit card to be issued? The bank ought to have all the records nawww.

The bogeyman would be a friend, relation or the bank employee. If Naija police is half dilligent, they will unravel this "mystery" within a few days.

chikasin4:
Akuko

aristosoft:
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brightnelly:
Thank God for your life my brother!

Freemanan:
Am telling you Mate.

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romme2u:
THE JOURNEY OF A WEB DEVELOPER

IN 2008 i learn web design hoping it was like graphics design where you've got tools like corel draw, Photoshop and illustrator to perform your magic. In a bid to understand and master these imaginary tools of mine, i got to discover that the web was different. From FrontPage, Dreamweaver, Fireworks and Swishmax in 2008; i progress through the ranks and find myself coding websites in 2012(something i hated from the very beginning). Not that i didn't know about coding but i thought i could find a way to be an average designer without coding. After groping through a lot of web technologies both backend and frontend, i came to love coding my sites(because of the level of control it gives) than using code generators n wysiwyg(what you see is what you get) editors. Coding sites is very tedious and a pain in the ass, not to mention the time spent on this strenous exercise(that is if you are working on a project and not learning/practising a language). With pressure from clients and bosses to deliver within a short period of time plus the low amount budgeted for web projects, coding became unsuitable(or you can say unbearable) and punishing for even the smallest of projects, and i turned to CMS and FRAMEWORKS. It was as if i just started to learn web development again and it is very frustrating, having to learn new tools, API's and new ways of doing things almost on each project(with low pay and short development time).

Not to mention the fact that 70% - 90% of website owners in naija dont know nor care about site operations, management and maintenance. All they do is setup the site, forget about it and after one year or the number of years hosting was paid for, .....and that is it. The worrisome part is that they dont know how to MONITIZE their site and more annoying, they dont want to learn with the smallest fee or even free of charge.

After six years of dirtying my hands in the web world(though it was actually an extra-curricular activity due to my full time university studies), i discover the power of the frontend tripatite, protocols/standards and the place of backend technologies in web(mobile web) app development. With knowledge of dreamweaver, fireworks, photoshop(little), illustrator(little), swishmax(ranaway from animation because of the complexity. Don't just add salt to injury, moreover javascript/css animation together with animated gif solve my simple animation problems), html, xml, css(can't stop loving to code/design with this though frameworks appeal, but i still love it raw), javascript/jquery(still hoping to mess with mooTools, YUI, Angularjs n Backbone.js), ajax and other web API's, http and ftp rules with codes, traffic generation and basic SEO, web services and rss feeds, basic server administration and configuration, few backend programming languages, few Database technologies and inching towards shell scripting, i am still marching on, not relenting until i become a true WEBMASTER.

As i am zooming to certification in web development with few websites under my portfolio including a custom mini-CMS, it seems as if i have just started and there are more things to learn than what i have already known. It is a never ending cycle as i prepare to present myself to the world and face great challenges ahead.