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And this innocent woman is somewhere else now, peacefully living her own life, not knowing that some nairalanders are seriously wanking to her ass. Chai

lexio:
Could that be trully him?

No oh, it's not him

You just saw HIS picture and you are still asking if that is truly him

Icecream4U:
JESUS!! Do you people use her as a cooking pot at home? She is too black na

I won't be surprised if this girl is actually finer than you

Horlaidex:
Bros ehn, u b bad man

Life mehn...life

Am sure those students would rather stay in the comfortable prison abroad than face their angry fathers waiting for them at home with koboko.

Horlaidex:
#1. You have her full attention whenever you speak.

Because you're the only person talking to her at the moment

Horlaidex:
#2. She twiddles with her hair.

Because her hair is itching her

Horlaidex:
#3. She gives you her phone number.

So that you can finally stop disturbing her for it

Horlaidex:
#4. She gets playful and flirty.

She could just be hyperactive

Horlaidex:
#5. She maintains eye contact.

If you're talking to a girl, where else do you expect her to look at?

Horlaidex:
#6. She stays close to you.

Your enemies are closer to you than you think

Horlaidex:
#7. She finds excuses to touch you.

Of course your enemies will find excuses to touch you

Horlaidex:
#8. She is everywhere.

Because she has the right to move wherever she wants to

Horlaidex:
#9. She is incredibly nice to you.

She could be a very nice person

Horlaidex:
#10. She seems nervous around you.

Because you stink and she does not know how to tell you

So guys, stop having high hopes.