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misspicy:
A guy touched my ass in church blah blah blah...

If this is true...just pretend as if it never happened. Everybody falls to temptation from time to time, thankfully, the guy restrained himself to touch you only twice, out of all the opportunities he had. You don't know the kind of battle that was going on in his head You're not going to see him for the next 6/7 days, so don't worry yourself, both of you will forget about it, and hopefully, next Sunday, God has forgiven him and he won't try it again. You guys may end up sitting somewhere else sef. But if he tries it next time, slap him...abeg slap him

If this is fake...fvck you

Thank you for the message!
God bless you

fanficgirl:
Are they as bad as the rubbish on the sexuality section? And yeah, I know, but the people there makes me back away from that section..

Some are as bad, some are worse...poor spellings, terrible punctuations, no plot etc etc it's just not worth it

Besides, some of the latest topics on people talking about their extraordinary experiences are actually fanfics in disguise. So we kinda read fanfics everyday

fanficgirl:
:oReally?! Can you point me to them, and yeah, fanfiction.net reigns king.. [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Lol trust me, you don't want to read the ones here; just wanted to point out that literature exists here too

But if you insist, just type a random phrase in the search bar and you'll find some fanfics that contain what you typed.

Still advice you not to tho...

fanficgirl:
No anymore, I just read them now. You're the first person i've met on here who knows what fan fictions are so kudos![font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

Lol some people here have come up with various forms of fanfics too...tho not in any way comparable to fanfiction.net or other quality sites

Guys abeg meh we reason am nau...this is a made up story

fanficgirl:
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On a totally unrelated topic... do you post fanfictions? On other sites?

Abeg they should do this when I graduate with my own first class too oh! Hopefully by then, N1 = $1, so N91million would be worth more

porrigeyam:
bring him down as in how.pls explain

After calculating his final GPA, it would obviously be very low with a GP like 1.0 in one of his semesters

When that American senator called our soldiers rapists, everybody spark for him...

AlienStar:
Smh..you must be a porn fan or whatever u guys call it.

abiambo:
U must b a baba in d porn biz... u knw their names and even hw they look off camera.... u for don self-service kill urself badt guy

Abeg oh...Me I no know these women. All I know z that they're pornstarz n their names were posted where I saw them...abeg

The bitter truth is that a GP of 1.0 will bring him down drastically if he continues from there

I'd allow her, but that'd be her last day of work

The worst person to lose your virginity to is a prostitute...

The guy above me, I wanted to use that username but NL told me it was taken. So it's you ehn?!

Avoid pre-marital sex. That way nobody would accuse you of rape. Simple

yomi007k:
That's how most babes are. So kini bigdeal?

Mehn some people dey think say pornstars be goddesses oh...me just dey show dem say na lie

NL

Onijagidijagan:
are u sure this decent women are porn star?

Yes they are...didn't bother typing their names

For all you porn lovers out there, it's about time you realise that those pornstars you see are ordinary women too...

See some of them without their makeup

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[img]http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/14/49/480x480/gallery_nrm_1417903575-22_-_rachel_starr.jpg[/img]

See the kyn people una dey _wank to

DonX001:
That means you've been watching too much mojo.....easy on the por*n Bro, i hear it causes mental retardation.

Lol...nah mehn, porn is overrated . Its just that the thought of my balls exploding was too much to bear

sinestro24:
lol, sinestro is the name of one of the bad guys in green lantern

Na me like your post. Am a big fan of Green Lanterns

DonX001:
1. The tiny 'tadpoles' in his sperm will turn to frogs....n start jumping around in his balls.
2. It can dry and turn to powder, so whenever he finally cums, na white powder go dey come out for the first few times.
3. His balls can swell and burst, from too much accumulated sperm, especially for those that watch mojo.

Pick any one of the 3.

I felt pain in my balls after reading this!

Please mind what you type

RobinHez:
Not upto #500,000...

But a private University student will pay more than dat for just one semester!


#thumbs up to dem Private Uni. Students!

Private Uni student here...I confirm this

Best topic I've read today
God bless you

Abeg if men don't know all these things about the female body, how come you know??

What is all this?

If this girl can turn bad, ANY GIRL IN THIS LIFE can change!
Just look at all those innocent pictures

PassingShot:
Another bad news for wailers.

Oboy wailers tell you say dem no want light??

Somebody who has two sim cards could easily rename the other sim's contact as "Timaya USa" and begin texting themselves, then post is here.

Some people think Nairalanders are dumb...

How is this related to politics??

sugarvallly:
bloggers no go kill person. where is her boyfriend? abi he don disappear?

The question that people who came to see BJ are asking...

Thank God oh! My mumsi will not take over 3 months of our DSTV this time around