₦airaland Forum

sommyblaze:
Thanks chief. But I didn't get it from your source.

At least type in the site you got yours from just in case of next time.

http://www.carlkingdom.com/10-myths-about-introverts

[size=20pt]OP at least put your source in there. Don't take credit for someone else's work[/size]

We are all happy for you, and we all thank God on your behalf but...if they ever tell you to dance, abeg dance oh! I no wn hear dem sack you because you refused to dance shakiti bobo

Sabrwahaqqo:
I will laugh out my heart if she comes back to tell us it was fotoshopped...

To be honest, I wouldn't doubt it

Owww...she can't remove this picture from the internet now

tpiander:
why would she be trying to seduce him?


if he's seduceable anyway, he would have been seduced long ago by a hausa/fulani stunner somewhere. Dem beauty no get equal.

In any case, i doubt Buhari has time for women's tricks like that.

btw, I've been looking for that thread opened by a northerner some years ago, featuring northern women, his name started with a p, but i cant seem to find the thread for some reason. It wasnt one of these heavy make up photo sessions but rather, he showed ladies without much makeup, from the far north i believe.

https://www.nairaland.com/2474598/beauty-contest-northern-girls#36225407

The ones on that thread had makeup on tho...so not sure if it's the one you're referring to

There was a ministry for Water Resources?? WTF!?

Sabrwahaqqo:
! Omg!! .... Well, Let's wait and see ...

Yes, let's wait n see if today's weather forecast was accurate

Cutehector:
lol wetin.. Una don dey gossip abt me shey?

Lol, dude trust me on this one...it's not you we're talking about

Cutehector:
ur boobs aint a balloon misspicyi... Its not gona burst... Saggin is a whole diFfrent issue altogether... Infact pressin and squeezin mks it huge

misspicy:
....like seriously

Sabrwahaqqo! I summon thee this instant! Come and see what we were saying oh

Solomon19:
A Lady just send this to my email so i decided to share it with my fellow niralanders

Why? Why did she send this to your email??

WTF?? Shifting voters' opinions towards a certain candidate isn't rigging

BecaciaBarbie:
Nothing sir.

Sorry, what you typed just irritated me...

BecaciaBarbie:
I hate those cockroaches with passion! I could faint at the sight of one. The worst experience in my life with these roaches was when one little one found its way into my left ear ..I almost died! The craziest part was the fact that the cockroach was still a bit alive, it was moving its tiny legs trying to get out or something... The more it moves the more I felt like dying! It was a serious matter o,! I had to pour olive oil into both ears then finally it died and I used cotton bud and pin to bring out the remains. How the stupid thing entered my ear is still a mystery to me cause my room is very clean , it has to be cause I hate their sights! People claimed it was spiritual but whatever be the case I don't pray to experience such again in my life.
The ones I hate most are those big ones with wings....they drive one nuts! Ewwww!!! Enough talk about Roaches abeg!

Oh God! Why would you type this sort of thing online?! What is wrong with you?!!

Aaaaaargh!

Chestar5:
Someone died so its not funny

If I hear that a teacher who once called me a waste of space and energy has died, God knows, I will laugh!

Sabrwahaqqo:
Maybe I've been doing just this you've advised for too long, long before I register infact. Just that this very one caught me when my mood isn't on the light side lol.


In other news, I'll follow you now

lol, if you wanna be notified every time Czar01 insults another thread or NL member, then be my guest

BTW, I guess it would be polite to follow back

Sabrwahaqqo:
I know some people are pathologically stupid and foolish combined together BUT this one is on the extreme.... My outcry here is not to decry or revive the already brain-washed folks who've allowed folklore take over their God-given sensibility, it's actually about how the society 've started wearing cap on the ankle when the head is crying from the scorch of the sun .... Imagine, some of these God damn utilities like the one for beauty care are already in commercial quantities. It's all like op is here iadvertising it to us like its a new product from Mary-Kay!!! That's my worry bro, not the retard ed and fish brained females who lie and sleep in the bed of lies.

Someone posts a silly thread filled with useless and unimportant 'information' and expects everyone to marvel in amazement like the cavemen that he thinks we all are. Just look at threads like this, glance through the comments, maybe post a thing or two, then continue your life...it's nothing to worry about

Sabrwahaqqo:
My honesty might be brutal , so, excuse me.
All these crappy craps will tell on us in no time. For some people to have gone bananas to the extent af manipulating the sacred sperm for alien uses is damnable and will never go well with some af us who still have respect for 'dignity'. All in the name af what? Scientific/ Artistic Advancement ? Man is uselessly 'uselessing' itself mehn. Gaaad!!

Guys normally cook shīt up to manipulate girls. There were rumors [spread by guys] that touching a girl's boobs would make them bigger, sucking a girl's boobs prevents breast cancer etc. Many [dumb] girls actually bought these ideas and allowed guys to have their way with them (You can Google these, you'll see how many girls were concerned). So with all these rumored advantages [spread by you-know-who] about spérm boosting skin care, cooking, antidepressants etc, some dumb girls would readily allow guys to use their bodies as cum buckets.

Guys are wicked/Girls are dumb/Both

PunkyVeer:
Girl, I swear I gagged too. Yuck.

I am a guy, but strangely I also felt disgusted from seeing that

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CreamyBanana:
How I wish we were chickens or goats so we can chase any ukwu we see and have sex immediately we catch it

This can easily be paraphrased as...

CreamyBanana:
How I wish we were rapists so we can chase any ukwu we see and have sex immediately we catch it

tinybodyMary:
she's nt obsessed wit Muna, SHE'S MUNA HERSLF. Sme pple hv tym shaa. R u so jobless nd frustrated? Turn 2 Jesus nd stp all dis cheap publicity. I tot u we're biga dan dis. Smh..orishrishi

Nahh..am very sure Muna is preoccupied with better things to do. Palmwinetapper is just a lonely local boy who _wanks to pictures of Muna

BTW, abeg ignore his last message...like I just did

Palmwinetapper:
She gives good head

Ohh..okay...

kestolove95:
Something wey dey swit dey kill atymz

Being strangled no dey sweet at all oh. I no know wetin you dey talk

Palmwinetapper:
Because she's beautiful. Why do you care?

Why do I care? Guy am concerned

She's not the only beautiful woman in the world, that's not a good excuse. Except you have some other reason why she's so special