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I go shift my head. By God's grace the bullet go miss

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Just looked at the picture well. Mehn, if I try what I typed, I go die o

misshoree:
hey,dz def ain't me

Yes??

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Search results say it's you

Onijagidijagan:
if she should be crowned most beautiful woman In Nigerian then all d participant of d contest were very ugly.and she's a bad representative of Nigeria women.

wait, d beautiful nigerian women dat we have in yorubas, hausas, Fulanis e.t.c do not often contest. she only won d competition due to connection frm guys bleeping her.

i maintain my stance she's not beautiful compare to millions of women in this country.

The Most Beautiful Woman In Nigeria is not crowned based on outward appearance alone. Most of those your Yoruba, Hausa and Fulani girls could still contest and fail miserably.

She was banging some guys behind the scenes? Are you serious? Where did you get all this from?

Your comment is just full of hate

1stHola:
I will act according to the way the "holy Bible" word of god thought us to



Chri SATANITY is such a peaceful religion

**f If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10 ).
I wonder if Dr. Laura would like that one to be enforced?

*** If a man sleeps with his father's wife... both him and his father's wife is to be put to death.
(Leviticus 20:11 )

*** If a man or woman have sex with an animal, both human and animal must be killed.
(Leviticus 20:15-16 ).
I guess you should kill the animal since they were willing participants. Are they crazy?

*** If a man has sex with a woman on her period, they are both to be "cut off from their people" ( Leviticus 20:18 )

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MORE

If anyone, even your own family suggests
worshipping another God, kill them.
(Deuteronomy 13:6-10 )


If you find out a city worships a different god,
destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants...
even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15 )


*****Kill anyone with a different religion.
(Deuteronomy 17:2-7 )

HMN
WHAT A PEACEFUL RELIGION

It's funny how you use the Old Testament's Laws of Moses as references, ignoring the fact that Jesus later showed up in the New Testament to say that he came to correct those previous laws.

lol STUPlD pagans thinking they're smart

coolhamid:
Exactly, Guys are only concerned about the shape of the @ss and how large the boobs are...

Apart from me

I don't know about all Nigerian guys, but no NAIRALAND guy can do this at all! B00bs and @ss are the only things in the thick heads of NL guys...apart from me sha

hariorh:
Some peeps confuse disinterestedness for hate... Shows their level of ignorance and sheer hatred...

carry on guys...

People generally make bad comments on shows they're not interested in. I wouldn't blame anyone for mistaking the two

MRBrownJ:
did you guys missed the part where it says there was NO BULLET in the gun?

They didn't know that there was no bullet in the gun, so they should have, at least, tried to shoot him. That would show that they have sense.

And if you're a robber and I find out there's no bullet in your gun, I will so beat you...

nickkylawve:
4. In the online dating world, women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone “fat.”(lol...smh)

Me I'm scared of meeting a fat serial killer

Both the guy and the girl are [size=15pt]STUPlD![/size]

The armed robber HANDED HIS GUN over to them, instead of them to use style and shoot him, they chose to be foolish!

Chai God!

Mwada:
I am not going to disclose their identity for privacy sake .

If you copy any of those responses and paste them on the search bar, you can see exactly who typed it. Did you forget this?

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in fact...

Mwada:
• If you never announce yourself, You nor go rest ,Some guy go come back. And ask , I don gree what next.
• Children on nairaland since 500ad

- merit12

Mwada:
You've already made a mistake. Dumbhead.

- aristocrazzy

Mwada:
• person wey send me pm de waste de time i laff in chinese chi-wag ,the only pm i send na to the mods wey like to de ban me ,try and upload your pix make we access you

- ireneony

Mwada:
• Girls don't like faceless moniker.yu need 2 have a cute dp,a good sense of humour,stalk their diaries,pm 'em and don't be too forward.

• ehmmm,I don't get yu

• lol!Nne,let her occupy it

- misshoree

Mwada:
• work on your grammar first, before you start thinking of toasting Nairaland girls

- Lilamartedi, mehn...see yab

Mwada:
• You don dey find my trouble now abi? I go give you small wahala oh, that's if you no want mek this Xmas be you like Good Friday.You wan kneel down again abi?

- JoeCutie, JoeCutie is a guy, were you toasting a guy?!

Mwada:
• Hahaha you aint serious

- MissMossy

Mwada:
• U don start again abi?
• mind your self ooooooooooo!
• Online relationships sucks because it doesn't last. Its pure waste of time and resources.
• am fixed.
• no,application over

- made up or I just can't find them

Isn't that a picture of GstringAngela? Just that she's wearing a blue top this time...

Making a thread to attack one NL member is just childish…

[size=15pt]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!![/size]

lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]Would u believe me if I told u dis guy missed his degree exams cos of olosho!
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[size=15pt]I will not believe oh! I never see any person wey joke with exam before[/size]

Guys who fvck plenty girls are seen as badt guys...Girls who fvck plenty guys are seen as sluts...so unfair

But in this case, nobody's calling OP a badt guy sha, cos we all know he's just a confused child who posts his _wank fantasies online

tpiander:
who is asking such a st.upid question

Who cannot read my username?

tpiander:
and why do they want to know?

Just for laughs

Being fat/slim doesn't automatically make you bad/good in bed.
But personally, I'd prefer an hourglass or slim girl. Preferably hourglass

Mehn...see speech

hvq229:
Is it still the case in Nigeria that an 18 year old female secondary school student can be caned on her buttocks by a male teacher? I am not against corporal punishment but it seems there's something wrong with it. Let a woman punish the child if she needs to get a spanking.

Teachers have abused the use of corporal punishment in many Nigerian schools so anything can happen. And flogging a girl on her buttocks is just wrong in so many ways, it's not even funny.

Me I've passed all that sha...

Adelaide2:
Her name is Esther 'Kemi Olorunfemi (search her on fb). We were colleagues at our former workplace in Onne, Rivers State Nigeria, between 1996 and 2000. Her husband was actually a pastor and she used to preach to us and organize prayer sessions during break times. She was laid off and then traveled to the UK soon after with her family. She has 3 or 4 kids who are now teenagers; not sure if still married.

From born again preacher to this? Na waoh?

Photos from her fb page

What do you want us to do? You wn meh we carry cane flog am??

Please do you know what "Viewer Discretion" implies?! You don't just add random words to your title just because they sound cool to your ear

Teekrayne:
End time!!!!! I give up

Bro don't give up oh! All this rubbish...not even worth it

Rosemary216:
lolxx.. Wat did she do??

Just one assignment she forgot to do. And the teacher just didn't like her, dunno why...Some teachers sha

You're lucky

360jamng:
10. In Britain more than 100,000 mobile phones are dropped down in the toilet every year.

Mehn...last time my mumsi travelled to England, she say she mistakenly drop phone for toilet. I thought she was careless, but at least more than 100,000 people are doing it

I'm tired of reading fiction every time I open a topic with a serious title

Rosemary216:
yeah.. No b me again

But I suspect you dey lie sha. The most well-behaved girl I've ever known in my life was still flogged at some point...so confess

Rosemary216:
Me? Hv neva bin flogged ooo!! Am d goodest person u can come across in skul

Not even once? I hail oh!

Idrhas:
15lashes. economics teacher was class teacher, he prepared us for his test expecting us to get 20/20. I got 13 which earned me 12strokes he added more cos I squeezed the tests result while getting lashes #MrJohnson

It was also Economics teacher that gave me my own record oh

Okay the question on the title is very obvious

The real question is: what's the highest number of strokes/lashes you received in Primary or Secondary school? And why?

Mine is just 6 sha, I'm a good boy One note that I didn't complete..wicked teacher sha

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