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Palmwinetapper:
What?

Why are you obsessed with Munachi??

Palmwinetapper:
Milk factory alert!

Palmwinetapper, this is getting too much. Why are you so obsessed with this woman?

Please come, let us discuss...

olu1759:
If she try to hit you and you block or weave it,she'll say ehn ehn you want to beat me abi,you have grown wings,I will break those wings for you today.

freecocoa:
When she says "oh so you want to fight me abi" just because you tried to block her slaps/cane with your hand.
I miss her loads.

Mehn...blocking Mumsi's slaps helped me so many times oh, but one very day, she used strategy to beat me. When she raised her right hand to slap me, as the Jackie Chan that I was, I had already positioned my arm to block the slap from that direction, but before I knew it, her left hand just came from nowhere and slapped my head WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN. After that, I started seeing double; it looked like mumsi had 4 hands, I didn't know the hand to dodge/block again, so she proceeded to slap me around the house while I was wailing and screaming like a bïtch

delishpot:
See business. Even if wives dont carry the husbands there I suspect many husbands will sneak in
Me sef go try am

Guy, no be only married men; you go find single men there sef

This comedian actually stooped down to her level to insult her, and she ended up beating him to it...

Davik01:
Is iheanacho playing?

I saw him jogging

erisegun:
Na who costa wan go fight inside tunnel so?

Na Fernandinho him dey go meet oh. Person wey get bandage for him head wn fight. Na Wa Oh

I don't even know what Sterling is doing on that pitch!

OP is forgetting his mother was once a "Naija girl"

deadZONE:
Some people are just fools e.g the OP and the person that did that picture.
congrats to the lady, ur gown is stunning, your boobs are firm something
thats rare in Nigeria... ur hubby hit a jackpot on u. HML

Women with firm boobs are not rare in Nigeria

LordReed:
Back in the day I and some friends were playing a versus wrestling game on a Famicom. We were doing winner stays and I had been winning for some rounds when all of a sudden every move I made on the controller didn't respond onscreen I thought my friend was having faster reactions. Just as he was about winning I looked down and saw the controller was disconnected. I complained bitterly but all fell on deaf ears they were all happy I was out, LoL. Till today I still think it was done deliberately but maybe I was tugging that controller a little too hard.

You're lucky. Back then, whenever I pull my plugged controller too hard, my console goes down with it. And most games warn you when a controller is unplugged.

[size=15pt]But now when I use Messi to score freekick on FIFA15, I can freely DANCE ROUND THE ROOM STILL HOLDING MY PS4's WIRELESS CONTROLLER!!![/size]

Mehn...thank God for technological development

DDeliverer:
lol
see ow ugly dis dudes dick looks..
tufiakwa...
but wait o...d guy jes dey look d woman she carry knife coome cut him dick
i no understand..

The guy may be one of those guys who sleep nakëd. So maybe as him dey sleep, the wife carry knife, come hold him dick, and in one swift motion...

EddyNumerouno:
I've witnessed two terrible injuries on a football pitch. The first was so horrific some people started running away

And I used to think there's no type of injury I didn't suffer when playing football back in secondary school. Mehn, these pictures have humbled me

Yeah...some girls have accused me of being gay just cos I said no. It's just sad and annoying

But if I were a girl, there would be no insults attached...

She was so desperate to coax a dog cos no guy wanted to bang her...mehn, her case is bad

Anyi3:
The dragon flew over when the spaceship was landing on top of the roof of the female hostel that night

Ok now this makes more sense. The aliens must have come down to rescue one of their own (the OP) when they heard him scream like a little girl.

Anyi3:
You forgot to insert the part when the dragons flew over the alien spaceship that night

I don't think dragons can fly higher than alien spaceships...

Abugab:
The corpse sure looks like him.
This corpse sure kissed the dust with lips picking up some grasses

How many times will this Shekau die, is he like the cat with nine lives?

If I recall correctly, an Australian investigator noticed from one of their videos that there were many other Boko Haram members who look like Shekau. The real Shekau could have been killed years ago, but his lookalikes would quickly take over and still answer the name "Shekau" just to strike fear and confusion into everybody's minds. When the lookalike is killed, another one takes over again and the same process continues...

Am not sure of this oh, someone else saw this as a possibility

I wonder why the OP is "In Tears" and trying to make a fuss about prostitution going on in Rome. There's prostitution in Nigeria too, but OP is not complaining. OP then backs this thread up with pictures we're not even sure was taken in Rome, one is a cartoon, and another one looks like it was shot at a movie scene.

ORiley:
Abeg may una separate am na una de say edo girls in edo there are different tribes the binis the esan and others as fore witchcraft and killing husband na esan get am but for prostituition na bini get am if my mama (correct esan woman )no fit kill my papa (bini man) then them esan girls no fit kill me even at that my mama still they warn me against marrying esan ever since them borm me and my siblings we neva go my momsi village once of all her siblings na only she remain why?stay away from Vila if u are successfull

Modified: Withdrawing my comment

Be careful. That's all I have to say. Be careful

Gerryboy:
Why d school go employ dis kind person in d first place

Why shouldn't the school employ her?

kayo80:
OMG!!! This guy, your comment just took all my sorrows away...I laugh sote, I start to dey shed tears.

Laugh oh! Be happy I lived to tell my story. That girl for kill me that day

Edo girls mehn...

sprinter101:
If you have dated an edo girl,especially esiam girls,u will run frm dem.they re good in some ways but has bad heart and very wicked

Guy! This is so true!

I once dated an Edo girl, our relationship wasn't really working out n I told her we should end it. This girl tried to strangle me on the spot! Nobody had ever held my neck so tightly IN MY LIFE! Whenever I tell people about this, they just laugh it off as a joke, but I SWEAR, at that moment it wasn't funny at all .

I dunno if all Edo girls are like this oh, but I'd rather stay away from them abeg...abeg

Then it means I've not yet woken up..am still dreaming

Just read all 8 features...They apply to men too

1stHola:
Bloody senseless retąrd

Read that silly Bible of yours again and any other religious book and tell me which has more brutality.
You're such a senseless hypocrite.
Go and read
Leviticus
Exodus
Deuteronomy
Genesis etc and be honest with your retąrded self.

Your bible was written by drunkards and selfish fools
ALMIGHTY GOD can not be that wicked to make all those immorality and barbaric laws in your Bible.

Lastly, don't tell all those crap of new and old testament bullshıts

Foól

I've read those chapters, I've also read the chapters where God had mercy on mankind and sent Jesus to correct the harshness, in the new testament. A lot of people must have told you this, but you can choose to ignore it all you want, I won't blame you; people tend to ignore things that prove them wrong

You're speaking of brutality...Mehn, have you even read that silly Qur'an? I don't even know the retàrded teenager that formulated that book, but whoever he is, he's managed to turn all of you into terrorists, paedophiles, rapists, murderers, fools and every other thing society complains about. Go and correct your Islamic laws (since Allah is too lazy/nonexistent to do it himself) before you even think of judging a better religion

At first it seemed like you were trying to argue with small sense, but the way your lame insults are increasing, it looks like I must have hurt you along the line...eiyah

But as the good Christian that I am, I'm going to apologise and leave you to relish in your own foolishness

God bless

1stHola:
You are a bloody senseless retąrd

So in the old testament, your god was just being wicked and brutal?
What is sin?
who is sin?
Who created sin?
Who created freewill?

Who is Jesus?

Why must God sacrifice "his only begotten son" for the people he hated so much and gave them those laws?


Open your eyes dunce!

Your religion and Bible was inspired by those men and not the Almighty God.

Lol! This foolish pagan thinks he's smart "Who created freewill?", seriously? This looks like it was typed by a confused child

Hopefully, if you have sense (which I doubt), you'd read back on what you typed and realise that all you typed was just petty insults and ramblings...nothing worth a reply from me, but am giving you my time sha..just for laughs

No matter how wicked and brutal you take God as, he'll never be worse than that your god who promotes violence and promises 72 virgins to terrorists in heaven

When imbeciles with little to no knowledge of Christianity try to argue, it just makes me laugh at their foolishness

Randyhot:
(4)THE FIGHTING TIGER: i dont need to explain any futher about this category other than before you bleep her,you have to struggle and fight over pants,bra,opening a condom name it,and when you finally unclad her,you will be panting like a sprinter with little or no strenght to bleep,even when at it,she will continue to hinder your full access into her,nagging continously.

Guy...this is rape

julie89:
sorry pls,what's that?

Please whatever you do, don't take Babysho's advice seriously; he's just being foolish.

I've not been here for too long sha. My 1st post got 16 likes that day, I was feeling like a boss

But so far...