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Lautechgossip, this thread is just complete and utter bullshit! Instead of encouraging students to thrive to bring out their best potential, you're consoling average students and lying to them that they're going to be the most successful people in the world. WTF!

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vani86:
thank you for this, have been reading all their bullshiiit, those forming nairaland celebrity, werey group and bad guys. just dudes with no life who think throwing insult here and there will get them noticed.

the missnora though, i earlier believed her when she said profojah asked her out and she ignored him thats why he is attacking her, but all these revelations have made me eat my words, MISSNORA is a scam another low life.

the most anooying part is instead of pushing the nora girl to defend her self, the thread has degraded to mini insult battles.

GROW UP

I was following this thread up to the point where profojah seemed to be a butt-hurt rejected asshole who was just trying to avenge his shamed self by lying against MISSNORA, but from your post it seems like she was exposed or something.

Please, I take Baba God beg you, I beseech thee to just point me to the exact page/set of pages where profojah exposed her (if he did), and God will bless your father.

Modified: Oh never mind, she was exposed at just page 4...can you imaging

Merlissa:
Bro... no vex

Sha you're not the one I have problem with. There r some particular fools am waiting for.

Lemme just be observing.. *watching from my balcony*

Sabrwahaqqo:



pussie power is at work mehn

Guy this one pain me no be small

Lemme just catch those exact people who insulted me back then come back and post on this thread..if I no swear for them, make my uncle's hand bend

WHAT?! When I made a thread like this some months ago, some people accused me of being an immature pōrn addict. Was it because am a guy?!

I wii not agree oh! You people must harass this Merlissa today!

Merlissa you fücking pōrn addict!

Sabrwahaqqo:
... Lwkmd4here


So right bro, so right ...

However,

To save the world a penalty this grave, patenting this product will then be v. important. In fact, hiking it's price will be necessary so that only those who need it so bad can afford it e.g a gifted actress without the copious bo.obs wanting to act out the role af a big bo.obed por.nstar or what have u.... If not, most of our Naija babes who are fond af being so sick to just seeing themselves as mere 'art exhibitions' so to say will abuse tha hell outta vis product if left uncontrolled for sure .

Lol wise preventive measures my friend..nice preventive measures.

Though in that case, those 'smart guys' would prevail once more, but as long as it'd guarantee a better future..I agree, we should patent those things all the way!

Sabrwahaqqo:
Obviously!

Girls dumb enof to leave their mammaries get 'rough handled' sends them packing right after getting a bra

However, if this product eventually becomes a hit and is sold in large quantities, I can picture a future where every single girl you see on the road carries at least 36DD cups, reports of rape incidents increase drastically, and psychiatric hospitals worldwide are loaded with mentally disturbed citizens who are struggling to conquer their konji.

This is my prophecy for the world.

By the way...
Sabrwahaqqo don't you think this is bad news for those our 'smart' guys?

MrsPhyno:
I shouldn't ressurect this thread but I will cause my story is jez too emotional, I am coming.

I'm still coming.

As a guy who somehow derives pleasure from reading about other people's misery, I beseech thee to go ahead and speak...

candycrushsoda:
It could be worn just before going to bed.

Yeah but you see, the woman stated to have worn it for just 15 minutes each day over 7 days and became 1 cup larger..but wearing it before going to bed would entail 8hours+ each day over 7 days. Just imagine the kind of growth that would cause...

ifeness:
Sometimes I wonder how some religious men adored and worshiped Jesus. Apparently he had no sexual relationship with women for 32 years,which is shocking to me as a 31 years old man. But he was surrounded with men all the time.

What if Jesus actually sucked on cocks,what if he had fun with John(the beloved) What if these were the case.Would Christians still admire this guy? Would you still pray? I am only being curious.

What if your dad has been fuckiñg old hairy dudes in the ass behind closed doors? What if he owns a huge collection of dildos but hides them somewhere in his room? What if he's been planning on raping you ever since you hit puberty but he was afraid your mum would find out? OMG, we'll never know...but am just being curious tho

Wouldn't it be extremely...STRANGE...to look at a girl in public and notice that her boobs are vibrating?

Mehn..she cut off the guy's dick?! Are you sure it wasn't the woman who tried to råpe the guy, then she cut off his dick because he struggled too much. Afterwards, she showed the police to convince them that it was the other way round...

quiinnBee:
i can imagine his pain.its like you walking and someone stepping on your slippers without turning back to apologise.i'd be pissd too.

Oh..that'd be his psychological pain

You can't imagine the physical pain tho

quiinnBee:
i feel your pain. sorry okay

Wait..what? How could you possibly feel his pain? You shouldn't have any idea how pain in the dick feels like

My own bday, see guys chasing me round the school with belt...all my enemies

Thank God it was on a Saturday, I just locked myself in my room.

This is strange...

I thought guys wearing the same boxer for more than a day was just an old joke

Glowstone:
Started reading it…gave up and went to comments to see if anyone else felt the same.

Also came to read comments...
I dunno..isn't there a section for fiction on this site already?

It's girls that are meant to mind the way they talk sef...

There's this guy in school..one girl he banged went to go n tell the whole world that he has a small dick lol

When last did I see that guy smile again sef?...mehn, e don tey oh

Girls' gossip dey kill person

There's no certain way of knowing how big/small a guy's dick is by simply looking at other parts of his body...people should know this by now

All of you don click am already o, no come here dey lie
Me I no click sha...

All these guys saying that they want to go 'home' have forgotten that the only 'home' they came out from is their mother's...

Francis I swear you get mind oh
Me I no fit wake up one morning go dance for road under any circumstance...

Sabrwahaqqo:
Bro, I've given up on girls and their inherent stupidity when I realized the genes of these 'modern' chicks have undergone mutation and as a consequence, they'd been unapologetically modified to tend towards probabilities of moral laxity and easy brainwash . So, don't be surprised when they offer you fortunes for a drink af cum .

For humanity's sake anyway, I'll say GIRLS , There're no viable scientific proof(s) yet that says; 'cum is good for the body, take it as your 3 square meal ' . Sperm is rich yes(must be for the baby to thrive) , but its not meant for the mouth, God in His eternal wisdom drilled the hole between the females legs and sealed it for a purpose . We all know its for use as a dump site; for males to dig and deposit. The mouth was for food, drinks and speech not a dumping site for sperm so don't overload you mouth with too much duty abeg. BTW, How do u expect God to answer the prayers of a cum laden mouth Don't be surprised when your Pastor / Imam tells you angels are running away when you're around talking ... Noff said

Lmao! Mehn let us just leave fools to be foolish

The bolded part wouldn't be a bad scenario tho

Sabrwahaqqo:
LOL, photoshop is doing more harm than good don't you think?

Gullible one's will believe this

I can't understand what that app was even intended for in the first place...apart from deception

Lol, some people are already marvelling

nne4:
Why not search the info on Google

I have, and I saw the same Photoshopped image and an article without a reliable source. How are we sure someone like Dr Paul Bradshaw even exists?

Besides, creating another animal using human DNA is human cloning [in a way sha], and human cloning is illegal in almost all parts of the world. So even if this were true, I doubt they would broadcast it, except they're begging to be arrested.

modified: wait, what?...this was on dailymail?! Now I'm confused

The Photoshop here is very obvious... especially in the 'dog' on the right

Sabrwahaqqo oooooh! Come and see this thread
People are using style to persuade [dumb] girls to give them blowjobs...

donholy28:
Cause they're offering it to d world to make up for their lack of talent

Beremx:
Is there anything these unknown actresses know other than to tell the whole world how their boobbs and butts look like?
Mtcheeew!

It's normally the interviewers who bring up the topic in the first place, then she simply answers them. I doubt celebs just announce stuff about their boobs n butts like that out of the blues...

Except maybe Cossy Orjiakor sha